Sep 25 2009Kelly Brook poses nude for Ralph Lauren
Here's Kelly Brook posing for the latest Ralph Lauren campaign and I now officially hate all forms of plant life. Seriously, is this because I never called that tree the next day? It knew what this was.

Reader Comments
1. titties! - September 25, 2009 10:58 PM
Now those are some grade "A" titties!
2. rah! rah! - September 25, 2009 10:59 PM
...the fuck's with her face?
3. Erica - September 25, 2009 11:11 PM
Love those shoes...but this girl's no model.
4. Melissa - September 25, 2009 11:12 PM
Whoever photoshopped those pictures must have it out for Kelly, cuz they made her look Jennifer Garner-ish in the face.
5. Bianca - September 25, 2009 11:18 PM
i love these photos.. she does look like jennifer garner in these but i love her too
6. lola - September 25, 2009 11:37 PM
very unflattering underwear
7. Delgo - September 26, 2009 12:01 AM
Her face looks mighty equestrian.
8. clpierced - September 26, 2009 12:06 AM
sorry boys, she looks like a man in most of these pics. she has big boobs, which im jealous about, but she is also a little too how do i say this..fleshy? i dont think she is fat, just not toned. running can get rid of your love handles kelly, just a tip :)
9. PsyKo - September 26, 2009 12:07 AM
what a nice body...
10. Mike Walker - September 26, 2009 12:17 AM
Doesn't even look like her.
11. Mike Walker - September 26, 2009 12:23 AM
Doesn't even look like her.
12. confusion - September 26, 2009 12:38 AM
UNBELIEVABLE BODY.
HORRIBLE FACE.
good god, neck up, she looks like a less manly jennifer garner. but thank god, she doesn't look a thing like her neck down.
put those flowers over your face, instead of your tits, dear.
and clpierced - she is NOT fleshy. she is perfect. and running is not the best for toning - resistance training is. and since you don't know that, i am going to assume you don't do much of either. JEALOUS fatty.
13. Al - September 26, 2009 12:42 AM
i need a towel
14. Kamakazi Kunt - September 26, 2009 12:59 AM
WHOA there.
What happened to her face?
15. Am I Dreaming? - September 26, 2009 1:04 AM
Kelly Brook, 20 minutes ago, I saw your pictures and had a boner in a milli-second with streams of my love juice running all over me like a broken fire hydrant and I haven't stopped, yet!!! She's the next best thing to my love doll (that's another story I'd like to tell, later). I was just reading about what's -her-name Pam. Kelly, with you I'll never need Viagra. Just show MORE, MORE...
16. Dan - September 26, 2009 1:10 AM
Wow, those shots are ancient, is this a current campaign. Sure I saw the flower shots in an issue of GQ UK about 4-5 years back.
17. PooPants - September 26, 2009 1:36 AM
fatty.
18. sam - September 26, 2009 2:04 AM
I've seen these pictures a while ago on http://www.tik5.com/ its one of those "find the difference" games
19. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 26, 2009 2:09 AM
The carpet doesn't match the drapes.
20. Horny bagornie - September 26, 2009 4:13 AM
I know the peeps that run this site work their ass of to give us the best poon shots on the net. Unfortunately, these shots of kelly suck. She needs to stop F'n around, and show us the bush. btw- I rate this site 95/100.Thanks for all the hard work.
21. 21 - September 26, 2009 6:05 AM
You all can call her fat and ugly, but you're just driving home the fact that you're gay (or an insecure woman)
22. grace - September 26, 2009 6:22 AM
these pics are over 2 years old. nearly 3.
if its not new news, dont fucking post it!!
23. Jenson Ames - September 26, 2009 6:34 AM
Hey mr blogger person.this pics are as old as your momma.
24. Chris - September 26, 2009 8:11 AM
ZOMG!!
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26. Darn It!!! - September 26, 2009 9:17 AM
I wished to see Kelly with a little bit of bush between her legs--Shoulda been more specific.
27. clpierced - September 26, 2009 10:04 AM
confusion-how about u reread my comment before making yourself look like a huge tard. and sorry im no fatty :) but i am positive you are like the hottest guy in the world right?! do it? :)
28. chopper - September 26, 2009 10:20 AM
mmmmm,,, soft & warm,, just how daddy likes..
29. Sport - September 26, 2009 10:26 AM
yumm.
30. referee - September 26, 2009 11:19 AM
clpierced and confusion, just start making out already
31. ROUGH DADDY - September 26, 2009 11:29 AM
What is this I see, posters calling Fish shiftless, are these really old pics?
32. dot - September 26, 2009 11:42 AM
I wanna put my fern in her kreel.
33. mer - September 26, 2009 11:51 AM
Why is she so upset?
34. ew - September 26, 2009 12:31 PM
Saggy tits and a man face. The flowers are the only good thing about the pictures.
35. Bored @ work - September 26, 2009 12:52 PM
#34, you prefer plastic?
or if they were plastic you'd probably be bitching that they weren't real?
you're just gay probably.
Its ok, its accepted in society now.
36. nehhhh - September 26, 2009 1:14 PM
Horsies love flowers!!!!
37. Alli Watermelon - September 26, 2009 1:21 PM
I'M A WOMAN and I'm proud to say...this woman is AMAZING looking. Yes, I agree that she could "tone up a little bit". But seriously? Look at her boobs and that shape. Her shoulder to hip ratio is ridiculous. I would say I'm envious, not jealous. There is no anger when I see her...just in awe LOL. And a manly face? Please. She has a very pretty face. It's okay to not find her attractive. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. But...it's outrageous to call her ugly or a man face. Come on now. She's totally YUMMY! That so called bra and panties are pretty awful though lol.
38. USA fake pics fake boobs fake tans fake teeth fake hair - September 26, 2009 1:34 PM
The pic in the middle has been photoshopped made her legs look thinner and longer.... she actually looks the best in the first pic
39. She's a little Sex Toy - September 26, 2009 1:59 PM
That's not nude...such a tease
40. bribios - September 26, 2009 3:42 PM
dammit don't post that kind of title until you get some NSFW.
41. k - September 26, 2009 3:54 PM
She is a pretty girl with a hot body, but I am shocked RL chose her to model.
Those underwear look more flattering on slender, skinny girls. Kelly looks
better modelling lingere.
42. ana - September 26, 2009 3:56 PM
Haha, agree with 39&40. Still, better than nothing :)
43. All Women Stalker - September 26, 2009 4:16 PM
She's not fat. Her shoes are ugly, though.
-meream
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46. Bored @ Work - September 26, 2009 5:21 PM
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47. Esoteric - September 26, 2009 6:05 PM
Here's the story from the UK's Daily Mail stating very clearly these are 'newly released' images from an old photo shoot.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1216252/Young-Kelly-Brook-models-Ralph-Lauren-early-photo-shoot--clothes.html
For the record I agree with Alli (#37), Kelly is very pretty and has a fabulous body (actually even better than it was in these shots) and I'm a woman too! LOL No jealousy but definite envy and if I remember correctly she's supposedly all natural which I think adds to her attraction.
And why all the Jennifer Garner hate? She's beautiful and not the least bit manly looking. Frankly some of you people have a skewed sense of beauty. Natural beauty should always be celebrated over plastic. Let's face it with surgery anyone could be beautiful, so sorry, I'm not impressed with surgically enhanced attractiveness (on men or women).
48. paul - September 26, 2009 7:54 PM
Totally disappointed! I thought the headline said Kelly Brock
49. heezee - September 26, 2009 8:07 PM
Hey Confusion: you must be new here. Clpierced is a regular troll. She likes to nit pick at hot girls. Just ignore the dumb ho.
50. Ein - September 26, 2009 8:59 PM
Good body, horrible face.
51. bewbiegirl - September 26, 2009 9:27 PM
Such a cuttie. Her photos were seen on persoanal's site **Seek rich beauty. c o m ****last week(filled by Milllionaire&Celebrities). It is said he is a legally certified Millionaire, and Celeb there looking for young woman
52. wetnight - September 26, 2009 9:31 PM
Lecherous man home,beauty paradise!!!
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ___Sugarloves.com___ you know it is a bad site for men to seek sexy girls.
53. lisa simpson - September 26, 2009 11:00 PM
the moron who airbrushed this did a horrible job
54. Sickitten - September 26, 2009 11:21 PM
Why aren't people going to Quebec, Norway or Sweden to find true beauties?
55. Sickitten - September 26, 2009 11:26 PM
#47, obviously has not traveled. Sorry, but British people have no lips, big noses and BUG eyes.
56. clpierced - September 27, 2009 12:05 AM
Heezee (i dont get the name at all, must be some ghetto shit) i think you are so right! i am short and cute :) but for reals now..how about you post a pic of yourself naked so we can make fun of you and pick you apart :) love you hottie :)
57. illy - September 27, 2009 12:35 AM
can iiiii post a picture of myself naked? can i can i??
58. heavenScent - September 27, 2009 1:57 AM
Not fat or really untoned in the slightest..she has a good body......her face perhaps is unusual and very Jennifer Garner like....I'd have have to say the hair, shoes and underwear all are less than flattering here!!
59. whatever - September 27, 2009 2:10 AM
anyone who thinks she needs to 'tone up a bit' is a moron. anyone who thinks she COULD 'tone up a bit' is also mistaken. this woman's body is the perfect female form. huge tits, beautiful full hips, small waist, flat stomach, long slender legs, and tall. she has body fat, but not too much. more tone is just not necessary - she has more tone than 98.5% of the female population and looks great. another week in the gym wouldn't make her ugly, but it certainly wouldn't make her better. any more than that and she'd look too muscular for her body type. this is the exact amount of tone all women should strive to achieve. the white underwear aren't flattering. you may all be referring to 'toning' as how the elastic pinches her SKIN - NOT fat. her body is FLAWLESS.
face fucking sucks though. looks like garner...who i am convinced has a penis. and i am also convinced moonlights as ashton kutcher.
clpierced - fyi - hips aren't 'love handles.' they are sexy as hell. go take you ruler shaped gut somewhere else to flick your piercing.
60. Sienna - September 27, 2009 6:13 AM
They photoshopped the living daylights out of her face...she does not look that retarded in real life.
61. Danno - September 27, 2009 6:18 AM
The hell? She does *NOT* need to tone up whatsoever. She is absolutely perfect and womanly...all those morons thinking she's "fleshy" seriously need a reality check...healthy women do not look like walking twigs like Lilo or Posh.
62. Laura - September 27, 2009 7:10 AM
I think she is a really pretty girl and I think that this has been done in a classy way.
63. orologi - September 27, 2009 8:08 AM
beautiful girl
64. Tyrone - September 27, 2009 10:11 AM
#62 - Laura, can you suck my dick?
65. clpierced - September 27, 2009 10:11 AM
hey whatever! you sound like you might be kelly brook..am i right?! or are you a guy in his late 50s? its okay, i understand that you weep then masturbate using your tears as lube everynight. its okay we still care about you:)
66. bijikulikuli - September 27, 2009 10:15 AM
shit my dick is so sore from jerking off over these photos
67. me - September 27, 2009 10:52 AM
She is pretty....but is it REALLY necessary to walk around naked with a bunch of flowers covering your Pu$$y? So riDICKulous
68. Io - September 27, 2009 12:01 PM
fleshy? really? she has an amazing body. not so lean she looks anorexic, and not pudgy. she's what a woman SHOULD look like, body-wise, soft and welcoming ;)
69. jenna - September 27, 2009 12:02 PM
Gorgeous.
Seriously...there should be more photo shoots like this. Nice setting, natural looking girl, she's beautiful. Not like Dushku's shoot where every single photo looks like it should be captioned "Crack or cash. I don't care - just leave it on the bedside table before you leave."
70. Esoteric - September 27, 2009 1:09 PM
#54, LOL that's almost the dumbest thing I've ever heard on this site. So then you've met every woman in the UK? They also have bad teeth and all sound like Eliza Doolittle as well, right?
Stereotyping is stupid and unless you know this woman personally I highly doubt you can say with any authority that she's had anything done. I said, 'if I remember correctly' she is all natural .. see the difference?
71. Gando - September 27, 2009 2:07 PM
Not bad at all.Nice meaty legs.
72. heezee - September 27, 2009 4:33 PM
Hey Clpierced, an internet alias is what it is. Don't try reading too hard into it.
"Short and cute"
Re: So are pugs.
Here's the big question- why are you home on a Saturday night responding to my comment?
Try spending a little less energy on the internet and a little more on your social life.
73. clpierced - September 27, 2009 5:55 PM
I am actually a nurse and was working midnights you tard. so yeah i work really hard at my job and have breaks. wow please go back to your job at mcdonalds. some of us make more than $20,000 a year :) i still love you and pugs are suuuppperr cute :)
74. Stainless Steel Pot - September 27, 2009 6:25 PM
They are beautiful! it's amazing to see how naked can be classy too! I wish there was a little more clothing on.. because I think that Modest is Hottest.. but these are really pretty and romantic pictures and ads. Good Work.
75. leslee - September 27, 2009 11:50 PM
Wow, I can die happy. She is the perfect woman! - bookshopdating.com
76. heezee - September 28, 2009 12:28 AM
Clpierced: damn, are you trolling every 2 hours to see if I'd respond? Thanks for proving my point about you having no life. Stop trolling and go get a life before it's too late.
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80. alert ('ta re copada la web') - September 28, 2009 8:37 AM
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81. estetik - September 28, 2009 10:10 AM
i love nudes...
82. Natalie - September 28, 2009 12:11 PM
having just spent hours with this girl in the flesh as an extra on a tele program she was guest starring in, she's no biggie I can assure you. Pretty girl for sure, but she looks older than me and I'm 34. She has pencils for legs and a big chin. Her hair is fried as well. Nice figure though and great smile. So there you go. She looks better in the photos than in person. I don't know what I was expecting...Maybe something a bit extra
83. Free DVD Download - September 29, 2009 3:18 AM
This girl is amazing. I'm not sure what else to say... what are the chances of guy like that and a girl like me....
1 in a million?
So you're saying there's a chance!
84. uggs on sale - September 29, 2009 7:52 AM
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85. angela - October 2, 2009 1:47 AM
I don't see/get all the bashing. Geeze, if people can find something to criticize in regards to Kelly Brook then...
She only vaguely looks like Jennifer Garner because she favors Amy Jo Johnson a lot. And she doesn't have a 'manly' face. WTF is wrong with you folks.
86. jeux xbox 360 - November 11, 2009 7:34 AM
I dont know about you, but i think that on these pictures she looks a little bit older.
She has a great figure, but on the first picture her face looks a little bit aged.
Sorry for those taht do not agree with me