Sep 9 2009Kelly Brook has my attention


Kelly Brook attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, and wouldn't it be awesome if the winners were given one free motorboating of her ample lady mountains? Instead they probably got something lame like a BMW. Or a duffel bag full of diamonds. God, award shows are weak.


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Love them

boobies, that is.

Sewn on dresses are the new thing.

Damn.

OK face, great body

I would give her dick burn between them tits!

More than makes up for Henry IIX's chopping off his wive's heads...

In the 9th shot you can tell she's wearing a corset underneath. Just sayin.


I hate her

She looks like a Jew.

#7, that would be Henry VIII.

That body is ridiculous. Too bad about the face though.

Udderly amazing.

-I might be the only person in the wold silently grieving, the hip holocaust in Hollywood.

-Kelly gets me all krunked in the crotch with those curves...

did she forget to bleach all but her two front teeth?

Some women look better with clothes on (Kate Mosss, ...)
Kelly Brook looks better when undressed

Okay, but I don't want to here you guys complaining when the ugly-side-boob or non-corseted-or-taped photos come out.

Ahhh that reminds me!

I have some tender white meat chicken bundled in tight saran wrap in the freezer.

... that I will now take out and do horrible things to as I put these photos in slide mode.

[closes eyes]
Haverhill, please forgive me....

She is a titty fuckin dream

How can she BREATHE in that dress?

shes fuckin perfect

God is great!

how, i ask, can any woman have such a beautiful, feminine body, and such a horrible, manly face? i don't know what to think.

sex goddess

Kelly Brook Hogan's Heroes (on NBC)

I'm in love. Amazing body AND face.

The smile of Venus and the body of Kim Kardashian, a perfect creation.

Randal

#8

There isn't a corset underneath, it's on the outside and part of the dresses design. You can clearly see that in the first three pics.

dude, is that a LATEX Dress? If so, where the hell can I get one?

Forget the corset and don't worry about her breasts looking less than perfect witout the help of a corset, bra, tape or makeup. There are plenty of pictures around of her breasts bare and unadorned with clothes or makeup and they're still awesome.

And don't forget - they're 100% real.

""body of Kim Kardashian""

kellys body is nice, not 140lbs of cottage cheese in a garbage bag

Her figure is unreal! wow.

She must have used a shoehorn to get that freaking dress on. Are we sure it isn't just paint?

She must have used a shoehorn to get that freaking dress on. Are we sure it isn't just paint?

Hawt. Totally.

Perfect Curves . WOW

#26....

THE FUCKING BODY OF KIM KARDASHIAN????!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU, A GODDAMN FUCKING NUTBAG YOU STUPID CUNT??!!

Kelly's body is not only SMALLER than Kim's, SHE HAS WAY MORE DELICIOUS CURVES and doesn't look like she's fucking trying to hide something- LIKE HER ASS FOR EXAMPLE??!!??!!
Kelly's face doesn't look like MR ED'S AND she has better hair and has AMAZING porcelain skin, she doesn't coat herself in foul smelling orange fake shit and hide herself like fat fucker Kim K.

So grab a clue Freak, seriously. And like #31 said....Kelly ain't a bag of cottage cheese!!!!

37 --- woooowww... this made me laugh pretty hard out loud. get a GRIP

I would nail Jesus to the cross for a chance to hit that! What? I'm too late you say. Damnit!!!

Anyone who insulted Kelly Brook's face is retarded. She's a perfect-looking woman.

hahhah i read that as "douchebag full of diamonds". now THAT would be the raddest prize eva

hahhah i read that as "douchebag full of diamonds". now THAT would be the raddest prize eva

double posts are ggggggggaaaaaaayyyyyy

She is a really sexy woman. All the plastic hollywood chics are getting really boring.

I like her nose.

I would like to see a side by side comparision of who is curvier Kelly or Julia Velotas from Rehab

If I were John Mayer I'd crush this pussy.

Who is this woman?

She has a perfect hour glass figure.

She looks stunning, but very different from the pictures found after a simple google image search. why is that? is this a different, younger kelly brook? with massive titays!

yeah she kind of looks like giant Shakira

Erotic but not pornographic......Sexy but not scandalous
......Merry and not indecent......
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IS IT wrong for a rich andsuccessful man to have a sugar
baby? is it right that he falls in love with a graceful and
charming girl?

This woman is way to smart to date that F'n loser John Mayer

kudos to her for wearing a latex dress

Now that is some white meat

I have the exact same figure and people say I'm pear-shaped, so why are people saying she has an hourglass figure? Her hips are wider than her bust.

ACK

**looks down**

**smiles**

Niiiiice

It's hips to shoulders, not bust.

If I could just have one night with her . . .
I'd be at work the next day looking sleepier than Audrina Partridge.

@ #57 Tara - #59 is right - what makes an hour glass is that the shoulders to hips are the same width. kelly's shoulders actually slightly out inch he hips. her bust measurement is probably a bit bigger than her hips, since she has a lot of booby projecting there. with beautiful, full hips like that, her ample chest gives some amount of balance visually. if they weren't there, she would probably need to be pretty thin to not appear pear shaped, even though she actually would not be one.

i find it hard to believe your body is 'exactly' like hers, or anything like hers really, if people call you pear shaped. there is no way you would mistake her hourglass for a pear. i am assuming you don't have the natural E cups to and refined shoulders she does?

If her dress was my glove then my hand would be her body.Great fit!

#62
It would be surgery gloves!

My god, how perfect is her figure??

-meream


She can look good when they make her.

I don't see what's so special about her face. PHENOM body though.

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Kelly is wearing corsetted latex dress by Atsuko Kudo! They are known for couture latex. Their website is amazing! http://www.atsukokudo.com

Kelly is wearing corsetted latex dress by Atsuko Kudo! They are known for couture latex. Their website is amazing! http://www.atsukokudo.com

Now this is how a woman is suposed to look, all curvy, going in and
out in all the right places. Not some manly, linebacker masculine body
like Britney Spears, or a little boy body like Hayden Panittirere.

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very impressive breasts ....

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