Sep 9 2009Kelly Brook has my attention
Kelly Brook attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, and wouldn't it be awesome if the winners were given one free motorboating of her ample lady mountains? Instead they probably got something lame like a BMW. Or a duffel bag full of diamonds. God, award shows are weak.

Reader Comments
1. jojo - September 9, 2009 1:59 PM
Love them
2. jojo - September 9, 2009 2:01 PM
boobies, that is.
3. Fsycho Looser - September 9, 2009 2:01 PM
Sewn on dresses are the new thing.
4. killerabbit - September 9, 2009 2:03 PM
Damn.
5. a sanderson - September 9, 2009 2:03 PM
OK face, great body
6. hojo - September 9, 2009 2:11 PM
I would give her dick burn between them tits!
7. mommamia - September 9, 2009 2:18 PM
More than makes up for Henry IIX's chopping off his wive's heads...
8. soup - September 9, 2009 2:28 PM
In the 9th shot you can tell she's wearing a corset underneath. Just sayin.
9. Viv - September 9, 2009 2:35 PM
I hate her
10. Richport's Ghost - September 9, 2009 2:37 PM
She looks like a Jew.
11. Hefe - September 9, 2009 2:37 PM
#7, that would be Henry VIII.
That body is ridiculous. Too bad about the face though.
12. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 9, 2009 2:41 PM
Udderly amazing.
13. ROUGH daddy - September 9, 2009 2:45 PM
-I might be the only person in the wold silently grieving, the hip holocaust in Hollywood.
-Kelly gets me all krunked in the crotch with those curves...
14. pizzelamaganook - September 9, 2009 2:49 PM
did she forget to bleach all but her two front teeth?
15. EuroNeckPain - September 9, 2009 2:50 PM
Some women look better with clothes on (Kate Mosss, ...)
Kelly Brook looks better when undressed
16. Nisc - September 9, 2009 2:50 PM
Okay, but I don't want to here you guys complaining when the ugly-side-boob or non-corseted-or-taped photos come out.
17. PrideofChucky - September 9, 2009 2:57 PM
Ahhh that reminds me!
I have some tender white meat chicken bundled in tight saran wrap in the freezer.
... that I will now take out and do horrible things to as I put these photos in slide mode.
[closes eyes]
Haverhill, please forgive me....
18. Full Wood - September 9, 2009 2:57 PM
She is a titty fuckin dream
19. Erica - September 9, 2009 3:10 PM
How can she BREATHE in that dress?
20. god - September 9, 2009 3:11 PM
shes fuckin perfect
21. Moses - September 9, 2009 3:14 PM
God is great!
22. confused - September 9, 2009 3:15 PM
how, i ask, can any woman have such a beautiful, feminine body, and such a horrible, manly face? i don't know what to think.
23. jack - September 9, 2009 3:22 PM
sex goddess
24. Delgo - September 9, 2009 3:39 PM
Kelly Brook Hogan's Heroes (on NBC)
25. greggo - September 9, 2009 3:43 PM
I'm in love. Amazing body AND face.
26. Randal - September 9, 2009 3:47 PM
The smile of Venus and the body of Kim Kardashian, a perfect creation.
Randal
27. PtC - September 9, 2009 3:47 PM
#8
There isn't a corset underneath, it's on the outside and part of the dresses design. You can clearly see that in the first three pics.
28. chupacabra - September 9, 2009 4:01 PM
dude, is that a LATEX Dress? If so, where the hell can I get one?
29. Bob - September 9, 2009 4:07 PM
Forget the corset and don't worry about her breasts looking less than perfect witout the help of a corset, bra, tape or makeup. There are plenty of pictures around of her breasts bare and unadorned with clothes or makeup and they're still awesome.
30. Tom - September 9, 2009 4:09 PM
And don't forget - they're 100% real.
31. wtf - September 9, 2009 4:42 PM
""body of Kim Kardashian""
kellys body is nice, not 140lbs of cottage cheese in a garbage bag
32. PsyKo - September 9, 2009 4:49 PM
Her figure is unreal! wow.
33. wow - September 9, 2009 5:18 PM
She must have used a shoehorn to get that freaking dress on. Are we sure it isn't just paint?
34. wow - September 9, 2009 5:18 PM
She must have used a shoehorn to get that freaking dress on. Are we sure it isn't just paint?
35. Sport - September 9, 2009 5:22 PM
Hawt. Totally.
36. Hank The Angry Dwarf - September 9, 2009 5:35 PM
Perfect Curves . WOW
37. Minnie - September 9, 2009 5:42 PM
#26....
THE FUCKING BODY OF KIM KARDASHIAN????!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU, A GODDAMN FUCKING NUTBAG YOU STUPID CUNT??!!
Kelly's body is not only SMALLER than Kim's, SHE HAS WAY MORE DELICIOUS CURVES and doesn't look like she's fucking trying to hide something- LIKE HER ASS FOR EXAMPLE??!!??!!
Kelly's face doesn't look like MR ED'S AND she has better hair and has AMAZING porcelain skin, she doesn't coat herself in foul smelling orange fake shit and hide herself like fat fucker Kim K.
So grab a clue Freak, seriously. And like #31 said....Kelly ain't a bag of cottage cheese!!!!
38. alicia - September 9, 2009 6:19 PM
37 --- woooowww... this made me laugh pretty hard out loud. get a GRIP
39. Mikey - September 9, 2009 6:49 PM
I would nail Jesus to the cross for a chance to hit that! What? I'm too late you say. Damnit!!!
40. ha - September 9, 2009 6:57 PM
Anyone who insulted Kelly Brook's face is retarded. She's a perfect-looking woman.
41. Rootbeerhead - September 9, 2009 7:18 PM
hahhah i read that as "douchebag full of diamonds". now THAT would be the raddest prize eva
42. Rootbeerhead - September 9, 2009 7:19 PM
hahhah i read that as "douchebag full of diamonds". now THAT would be the raddest prize eva
43. Rootbeerhead - September 9, 2009 7:21 PM
double posts are ggggggggaaaaaaayyyyyy
44. Female - September 9, 2009 8:31 PM
She is a really sexy woman. All the plastic hollywood chics are getting really boring.
45. anon - September 9, 2009 8:44 PM
I like her nose.
46. Sean O'Malley - September 9, 2009 8:46 PM
I would like to see a side by side comparision of who is curvier Kelly or Julia Velotas from Rehab
47. Delgo - September 9, 2009 9:44 PM
If I were John Mayer I'd crush this pussy.
48. JJ - September 9, 2009 10:08 PM
Who is this woman?
49. dl;adf;s - September 10, 2009 1:22 AM
She has a perfect hour glass figure.
50. needAnAlias - September 10, 2009 1:24 AM
She looks stunning, but very different from the pictures found after a simple google image search. why is that? is this a different, younger kelly brook? with massive titays!
51. boredinHouston - September 10, 2009 1:26 AM
yeah she kind of looks like giant Shakira
52. carmen - September 10, 2009 4:19 AM
Erotic but not pornographic......Sexy but not scandalous
......Merry and not indecent......
THE MESSAGE brother sent is not the comments , is lonely
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53. carmen - September 10, 2009 4:22 AM
Erotic but not pornographic......Sexy but not scandalous
......Merry and not indecent......
THE MESSAGE brother sent is not the comments , is lonely
Bad good place ……Sugarloves.Com ……
IS IT wrong for a rich andsuccessful man to have a sugar
baby? is it right that he falls in love with a graceful and
charming girl?
54. Get Real - September 10, 2009 7:24 AM
This woman is way to smart to date that F'n loser John Mayer
55. kh - September 10, 2009 7:40 AM
kudos to her for wearing a latex dress
56. FACE - September 10, 2009 8:20 AM
Now that is some white meat
57. Tara - September 10, 2009 9:00 AM
I have the exact same figure and people say I'm pear-shaped, so why are people saying she has an hourglass figure? Her hips are wider than her bust.
58. happy guy - September 10, 2009 9:36 AM
ACK
**looks down**
**smiles**
Niiiiice
59. To Tara - September 10, 2009 9:56 AM
It's hips to shoulders, not bust.
60. Delgo - September 10, 2009 11:32 AM
If I could just have one night with her . . .
I'd be at work the next day looking sleepier than Audrina Partridge.
61. hourglass police - September 10, 2009 11:59 AM
@ #57 Tara - #59 is right - what makes an hour glass is that the shoulders to hips are the same width. kelly's shoulders actually slightly out inch he hips. her bust measurement is probably a bit bigger than her hips, since she has a lot of booby projecting there. with beautiful, full hips like that, her ample chest gives some amount of balance visually. if they weren't there, she would probably need to be pretty thin to not appear pear shaped, even though she actually would not be one.
i find it hard to believe your body is 'exactly' like hers, or anything like hers really, if people call you pear shaped. there is no way you would mistake her hourglass for a pear. i am assuming you don't have the natural E cups to and refined shoulders she does?
62. Darth - September 10, 2009 12:04 PM
If her dress was my glove then my hand would be her body.Great fit!
63. Nero - September 10, 2009 12:10 PM
#62
It would be surgery gloves!
64. All Women Stalker - September 10, 2009 2:04 PM
My god, how perfect is her figure??
-meream
65. Narcissist - September 10, 2009 6:09 PM
She can look good when they make her.
66. KayEm - September 10, 2009 8:42 PM
I don't see what's so special about her face. PHENOM body though.
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68. estetik cerrahi - September 11, 2009 5:59 AM
perfect body...
69. Zigaru - September 11, 2009 4:43 PM
Kelly is wearing corsetted latex dress by Atsuko Kudo! They are known for couture latex. Their website is amazing! http://www.atsukokudo.com
70. Zigaru - September 11, 2009 4:44 PM
Kelly is wearing corsetted latex dress by Atsuko Kudo! They are known for couture latex. Their website is amazing! http://www.atsukokudo.com
71. tim - September 12, 2009 4:43 AM
Now this is how a woman is suposed to look, all curvy, going in and
out in all the right places. Not some manly, linebacker masculine body
like Britney Spears, or a little boy body like Hayden Panittirere.
72. katie - September 27, 2009 11:54 PM
Well, she is the perfect woman - she needs to do more in the states! - bookshopdating.com
73. çene kistleri - October 19, 2009 11:35 AM
very impressive breasts ....