Sep 22 2009Katy Perry looks wet
Here's a soaking wet Katy Perry filming the video for "Starstrukk" by 3OH!3, and it's nice to see a band who grasps the concept that, unless there's a large-breasted woman drenched in water, you're basically wasting film and the lives of anyone who watches it. Now that I've educated musicians everywhere, how do I apply for the job of Katy Perry Tit Adjuster? Do you have to join a union or just pretend to be gay? Because I'm willing to do both. In fact, I'm typing with my pinky in the air right now, so when can I start?
Photos: Fame, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Dan Montana - September 22, 2009 10:41 AM
tabarnac PREMIER!
2. belsunce - September 22, 2009 10:41 AM
I want to be the hands of the guy in picture #8
3. soso - September 22, 2009 10:42 AM
FIRST!!
4. Mark B - September 22, 2009 10:42 AM
Katy Perry tit adjuster.... so not fair. What a fucking job, eh?
5. Fardoche - September 22, 2009 10:43 AM
@ . Dan Montana: QUEBEC POWER ESTI!!!
6. UrUgly - September 22, 2009 10:49 AM
hah, #8 is a great pic!
7. necessary ROUGHness - September 22, 2009 10:53 AM
Impossible! they wouldnt let a non prick puffer within miles of those fun bags...
8. rp - September 22, 2009 10:59 AM
I would give up my recently granted attorney license to be that guy. Heck, I'd even sell of my first 3 children to do it.
9. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 22, 2009 10:59 AM
I could practically feel the funbags when looking at pic #8
10. farles chew - September 22, 2009 11:01 AM
Actually, these are just photos from her night out with Russel Brand.
11. Adam - September 22, 2009 11:02 AM
If Kanye interrupts this award winning video I WILL MURDER HIS FACE.
GOD BLESS BIG-TITTIED WOMEN.
12. Harold^Sick - September 22, 2009 11:03 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she's getting a douche in the first 3 pics?
13. Delgo - September 22, 2009 11:11 AM
My friend Dano says Katy Perry is a
14. Willie Dixon - September 22, 2009 11:12 AM
I think these are my fav picts of her (aside from bikini of course). I mean, her stage outfits are just so effing lame and androgynous. Mini skirt FTW!
15. Michael Jordan - September 22, 2009 11:16 AM
She looks like she's fallen in love with that tit groper
16. Jimboooo! - September 22, 2009 11:29 AM
#8 must be the Best Boy. Or maybe he's the Grip.
Do you see? Do you understand the jokes I have made?
17. Randal - September 22, 2009 11:36 AM
Katy Perry's tits are the most important land masses on earth since the teautonic plates divided into the continents some 300 million years ago.
Randal
18. jacques quenouilles - September 22, 2009 11:54 AM
I went to London School of Tits Ajusting
Qwebec!!
19. Taz - September 22, 2009 11:57 AM
that is just what my load would look like if I blew it all over her after fucking her beautiful brains out
20. Valerie - September 22, 2009 11:59 AM
damn, the outfits get stupider and stupider
21. Ed Castillo - September 22, 2009 12:03 PM
I would suck a producer's dick to get that job.
22. Tyrone Biggums - September 22, 2009 12:06 PM
Pic #11.............Is that a cock?
23. Tyrone Biggums - September 22, 2009 12:06 PM
Pic #11.............Is that a cock?
24. Sport - September 22, 2009 12:08 PM
great rack. Those things dont ever need adjusting.
25. Ed Castillo - September 22, 2009 12:10 PM
@22
I'd suck Katy's shecock to touch those titties.
26. Tyrone Biggums - September 22, 2009 12:10 PM
Pic #11................is that a COCK?
27. Tyrone Biggums - September 22, 2009 12:18 PM
Sorry...................pic #12.............that's a she-cock.
28. Tyrone Biggums - September 22, 2009 12:19 PM
Sorry...................pic #12.............that's a she-cock.
29. Onyx Blackman - September 22, 2009 12:43 PM
I enjoy the THO action.
30. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 22, 2009 12:59 PM
Wet or not she's still fucking annoying.
31. Keep that face covered - September 22, 2009 2:18 PM
Just show us what we want, your tits.
32. Eugene - September 22, 2009 2:23 PM
Two words ... big chewy nipples!!!
33. Joe Montana - September 22, 2009 2:38 PM
I LOVE that little bit of ass-underside in No. 16!!!!!! yummmmy!!!!!
34. Regular Ole Crackers - September 22, 2009 2:47 PM
She is wet, behind the ears.
To goofy to be hot.
Her few minutes are almost up and its back to the kiddy pool where she was found.
Sad, a little, NOT.
35. big alkie - September 22, 2009 2:50 PM
What I'd like to know.. Is how they found a waterproofing solution for the three pounds of make up that this woman needs to be seen in public. She is rough
36. big alkie - September 22, 2009 2:50 PM
What I'd like to know.. Is how they found a waterproofing solution for the three pounds of make up that this woman needs to be seen in public. She is rough
37. sam - September 22, 2009 2:58 PM
In pic #2 the spurting water looks like a giant cock. And the purple heels she is wearing in the last few pics are totally fierce.
38. CRY - September 22, 2009 3:04 PM
its really sad that this is the highlight of my day. don’t tell my girlfriend.
39. Ray - September 22, 2009 3:10 PM
first pic looks like she pissing
40. Ray - September 22, 2009 3:10 PM
first pic looks like she pissing
41. themunger - September 22, 2009 3:54 PM
One question. How the FUCK do I get that job???
42. themunger - September 22, 2009 3:54 PM
How the FUCK do I get that job?
43. themunger - September 22, 2009 3:55 PM
How the FUCK do I get that job?
44. B - September 22, 2009 5:17 PM
While she does look super hot, like always, I kind of hate these pictures for 2 reasons...
1. WhyTF is she doing a video for these fucking clowns? 3OH!3 is the worst excuse for music I've heard in a long time.
And...
2. I think the nasty looking people from "Naughty Kitchen" are diluting the good pictures of Katy.
45. Tanzarian - September 22, 2009 5:54 PM
I came. Twice.
46. Bryan - September 22, 2009 6:16 PM
yeah i'm pretty sure you can see titties in almost all of these pictures. all of them
47. Beetlejuice - September 22, 2009 6:25 PM
I would absolutely lick her butthole daily.
48. lt9k - September 22, 2009 7:34 PM
baw...talk about the life...hey so what do you do for a living? "oh you know, i just get to touch breasts all day long...the official title is 'breast adjuster' but i like to call it 'fun'"
49. Monica - September 22, 2009 8:06 PM
Okay can you say 6wks pg due date June 27.
50. Monica - September 22, 2009 8:06 PM
Okay can you say 6wks pg due date June 27.
51. BODY SNATCHER CLONE CREATURE - September 22, 2009 8:08 PM
blue shirt guy - im coming for you, bitch
related note.. why oh why a fucking wet suit? this calls for nothing more than bikini coverage - AT MOST
52. name it for christ sake - September 22, 2009 8:17 PM
what a fucking lucky guy putting in right place that KATITS. XD
53. Stephanie - September 22, 2009 8:17 PM
Are you sure it's for Starstrukk? There's already a video made...
54. See Alice - September 22, 2009 8:19 PM
She dresses like a hottie but did you ever listen to her music ?Babbling insanity .
55. GM - September 22, 2009 8:54 PM
Fuck that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her tits looks so ripe here.
Cold wet Katy nipples!
56. Whorehouse - September 22, 2009 9:29 PM
I see some fat on this bitches legs lol
57. clpierced - September 22, 2009 10:43 PM
If i had huge boobs like her i would want guys to jizz on my chest all the time, instead of my face (like now) :)
58. MDH - September 22, 2009 11:37 PM
hahaha @ #57. literally laughed out loud at your comment.
59. MDH - September 22, 2009 11:40 PM
haha @ #57 - literally laughed out loud at your comment.
http://www.thecafediary.com
60. Milkman - September 23, 2009 12:16 AM
This might be the best thing I've ever seen.
61. nicefrenchgurk - September 23, 2009 1:08 AM
@ray
i totally agree
62. neodaun - September 23, 2009 1:44 AM
I like this women!)
63. sid - September 23, 2009 3:48 AM
She's a stocky one. Good for field work, not so much for modeling.
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65. Charley Kane - September 23, 2009 7:16 AM
Wet my ass, in the first picture it looks like she's pissing herself!
66. estetik - September 23, 2009 7:28 AM
wow... very sexy...
67. RichPort's Ghost - September 23, 2009 8:04 AM
She looks like she used to eat paste and fart in class... that face just screams clueless.
68. Republibot 3.0 - September 23, 2009 10:07 AM
SO this was for a music video, right? Anyone got a link to the video?
69. cc - September 23, 2009 10:54 AM
Kind of cute, and yes, those are nice boobs...but she still strikes me as being a moderately talented, none-to-bright, manufactured starlet who should REALLY just go away.
70. Biggie - September 23, 2009 2:31 PM
She can't sing and she's quite dumb... but she can definitely act in any porn movie. Look the tits and the way she feels herself. Plus she hangs out with every guy in front of her (Brand, Mayer, the tit-holder, the two uglies from this terrible band she's videoing there). She's a brainless, untalented slut. Raised up as a Christian. Can you find anything better?
I just came. And she likes that I did.
71. Rhialto - September 23, 2009 3:28 PM
I don't know what she's doing there all dressed up in latex and wet.But i guess she's trying to help out this struggling boys's gospel band in these difficult times?
72. Darth - September 23, 2009 3:36 PM
We'd just witness how she's giving these guys a willing and 'helping hand'.Where's the rest of this photo shoot?!
73. PsyKo - September 23, 2009 3:43 PM
I want his job!
74. Gando - September 23, 2009 3:48 PM
Good hearted as she's,you can tell that she's just aching to help out multiple guys at once.
75. heho - September 23, 2009 5:18 PM
yessir du québec dans place!!!!
76. Iujuu - September 23, 2009 5:24 PM
she's gorgeous
77. Rick Fox - September 23, 2009 6:47 PM
The Guy in pic #8 laughs at the saying, "a bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work."
Katy Perry boob wrangler is right up there with, Vida Guerra's ass prepper, and J-Lo's nipple fluffer.
78. Vicki Gizzle - September 23, 2009 8:05 PM
is it just me or does it look like in the first couple of pics she is squirting out a fountain of vaginal fluid?
79. Mike - September 23, 2009 10:14 PM
Whats great about this chic? She has no waist, no hips, knobby, awkward legs, zero muscle tone, blah face and hair and there is nothing special about her tits. I would not look twice at her on the street....moving on.
80. Mia - September 23, 2009 10:17 PM
Ewww. She looks like a man in the second pic on the last row. I never noticed that before:(
81. Anon - September 23, 2009 10:33 PM
I fist a girl and I liked it.
82. ugg boots - September 24, 2009 3:40 AM
i do love this
83. lewis - September 24, 2009 6:42 AM
Katy Perry bikini video
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Katy_Perry_Bikini_Video
She is really hot!
84. PostmortemG - September 24, 2009 2:06 PM
This girl is hotter than Kim 'Diaper Butt' Kardashian, for sure. Katy's lacking a bit in the ass department, but that aside, she's much more attractive.
85. sylindlindsay - September 25, 2009 8:02 AM
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86. hmm - September 26, 2009 12:58 PM
Big boobs make women look old because they're always saggy and grandma-ish.
87. Deep Fryer - September 27, 2009 6:16 PM
Katy Perry is such a crapshoot. I like her voice, but as far as her morals and character go.. I think they were thrown out the window.
88. uggs boot - September 29, 2009 9:34 AM
too sexy!!!
89. sawka - October 2, 2009 5:59 AM
I want Katy very match!
90. accessoires psp - October 26, 2009 3:03 AM
She's so hot. I kiss that girl and like it a lot. Great girl with an awesome atitude. May be the perfect Pop star for this generation.