Sep 14 2009Katy Perry gets her own post
Here's Katy Perry looking awesome at the VMAs last night and it appears her breasts do not have a topographical map of Peru between them. (Stupid optical illusion, I hate you!) Which is a relief because they're basically the only reason anybody knows who she is. No, really, ask me to name one of Katy's songs and I'll look at you like you asked me the square root of peanut butter.

Reader Comments
1. lisa - September 14, 2009 9:51 AM
sexy!
2. fsfsdaf - September 14, 2009 9:53 AM
first!!!
3. chupacabra - September 14, 2009 9:55 AM
Her cankles disappear when she's facing one direction, but come right back when she turns sideways. What the fuck?
4. Crusty - September 14, 2009 9:59 AM
What a beautiful woman! This obvious fact will not prevent some basement festering troll from saying she's nothing special.
5. estetik - September 14, 2009 10:01 AM
great, perfect, sexy...
6. danny - September 14, 2009 10:05 AM
I continue to wonder what this girl looks like behind all that clown makeup she wears. She must have some awful acne scars to have to use that much putty and paint.
Nice tits, tho, for sure.
7. Amanda - September 14, 2009 10:12 AM
She is so hot!
8. Amanda - September 14, 2009 10:12 AM
She is so hot!
9. jrigo - September 14, 2009 10:13 AM
I would demolish her (in a good way)
10. Crusty - September 14, 2009 10:13 AM
Danny (#6), do you see any more makeup on this girl than you do on any other female celebrity? They all apply theater makeup for public appearances and probably additional makeup for performances.
Your argument that Katy is "hiding something" can be said for any female celebrity and therefore is deemed irrelevant.
11. Onyx Blackman - September 14, 2009 10:16 AM
She's got talent.
12. basement festering troll - September 14, 2009 10:37 AM
shes nothing special
13. Vanessa - September 14, 2009 10:47 AM
What a gorgeous body this girl has...
14. jumpin_j - September 14, 2009 10:47 AM
Saw her live on MTV's Palladia broadcast the V Concerts in England. She can take motorboating to a new level (with my help of course), but the studio does wonders for her voice. If she was on American Idol, she'd never get past the first round. Her body is the only impressive thing about her.
15. PsyKo - September 14, 2009 10:55 AM
she pretty damn deserves her own post... wow. stunning.
16. lizzy - September 14, 2009 10:59 AM
she has a nice body but her face is fucking ugly and everyone needs to get the fuck over her. she's also talentless.
and no i am not jealous, fat or ugly. and i'd be happy to prove it.
17. lizzy - September 14, 2009 11:00 AM
she has a nice body but her face is fucking ugly and everyone needs to get the fuck over her. she's also talentless.
and no i am not jealous, fat or ugly. and i'd be happy to prove it.
18. Tinare - September 14, 2009 11:23 AM
I'm glad she is giving the shorts and bustier look a break. She looks so good here.
19. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 14, 2009 11:26 AM
She could nurse a whole nation with those boobs.
20. Luke - September 14, 2009 11:31 AM
Smokin'
21. JT - September 14, 2009 11:39 AM
@16
Lizzy, I'd be willing to bet a million bucks that you are fuglier than Katy Perry. Not jealous? How about you come back on the site once you've flossed the bullshit out from between your teeth.
22. ROUGH daddy - September 14, 2009 11:55 AM
Yeah! How do you call her naturally delicious without sounding like a leprecaun...
23. ROUGH daddy - September 14, 2009 11:55 AM
Yeah! How do you call her naturally delicious without sounding like a leprecaun...
24. ROUGH daddy - September 14, 2009 12:05 PM
D-post. Blame it on the boob...
25. rah! rah! - September 14, 2009 12:11 PM
gross.
26. Delgo - September 14, 2009 12:15 PM
they look soft
27. Martina - September 14, 2009 12:28 PM
She looks a little more life like than Audrina. Interesting how in Pic #1 she almost ... almost .... looks airbrushed, strange.
28. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 14, 2009 12:56 PM
Any friend of Perez Hilton is just an annoying cunt. She should be happy she has great tits because otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between her and The Joker.
29. lizzy - September 14, 2009 1:05 PM
21 JT
like i said, i'd be happy to prove to you that i am in fact not ugly. nor am i jealous. have an email address where i can email a picture?
prick.
30. lizzy - September 14, 2009 1:05 PM
21 JT
like i said, i'd be happy to prove to you that i am in fact not ugly. nor am i jealous. have an email address where i can email a picture?
prick.
31. Josh - September 14, 2009 1:13 PM
Her face is like the surface of the moon.
32. The Pirate - September 14, 2009 1:37 PM
I don't like this girl, but she looks fucking HOT in the pictures.
33. Megan Fox is HOTTER - September 14, 2009 2:04 PM
Butterface; Butwhatabody!!!!!
Her legs are a little shmaverage and blah, not like Charlize Theron or Cameron Diaz (who is gross except for her legs which are the best on earth). The rest of Katie's bod is pretty sweet or is it just her boobs that rocks??? Either way her face does not do her boobs justice, like most hot boob girls their faces are blah. Megan's boobs are far from the best, but the rest is incredible, she a bitch but she a hot bitch. This ho is hotish but not hot enough to make her "music" worth listening to and shit woman thanks for slapping on 50 coats of whore paint and coming out, what do they have to do soak her face in turpentine to get that stuf off???
34. cakeup - September 14, 2009 2:16 PM
#10. I am a Makeup artist and YES she is wearing WAY more makeup and does wear way more makeup that the average pretty woman and the average female celebrity, she is in Gwen Stephanie territory my friend and it ain't good. She needs a new stylist team pronto, although at least her dress is pretty and sexy for once and it doesn't look like she robbed Minnie Mouse.
Makeup artistry for celebs is a lot like baking, when you make a cake and it turns out badly; all dry, cracked, lopsided, mishapened and slightly burnt and then you slather on the icing, filling in the cracks and holes covering the dry discolored cake until it looks like what a cake should look like; uniform in shape and color, yummy and tasty with a nice smooth finish.
35. assman - September 14, 2009 2:21 PM
me likey
36. SYMBOLIC CLOTHING.COM - September 14, 2009 2:43 PM
God she is so god damn sexy.
37. name it for christ sake - September 14, 2009 2:57 PM
watch the fucking creepy guy behind in the picture 3.lol
38. Darth - September 14, 2009 3:01 PM
I'd like that other outfit better.
39. Rhialto - September 14, 2009 3:10 PM
She's wearing the Tinkerbell dress glamour version.
40. Taz - September 14, 2009 3:11 PM
man i want to fuck her
41. Galtacticus - September 14, 2009 3:14 PM
@39
Eww! You sound like MJ!
42. Nero - September 14, 2009 3:32 PM
I think she's too lazy to work out seriously.So what does she do to stay fit?
43. B - September 14, 2009 3:57 PM
I've always love TheSuperficial, but with the almost daily Katy Perry posts, I love it even more. Please never stop.
On another note, someone needs to do her a favor and get her away from people like Perez and the other useless hanger-on's she let's follow her around.
44. B - September 14, 2009 3:57 PM
I've always loved TheSuperficial, but with the almost daily Katy Perry posts, I love it even more. Please never stop.
On another note, someone needs to do her a favor and get her away from people like Perez and the other useless hanger-on's she let's follow her around.
45. Dread not - September 14, 2009 4:12 PM
I would take amazing amounts of time, care and joy violating Katy in the most sensuously delectable ways. After that, I'd just bang the hell out of her.
46. jlylec - September 14, 2009 4:14 PM
holy shit i'd fuck the hell out of this broad.
47. Galtacticus - September 14, 2009 4:50 PM
Pic 3,good mouthshot from a difficult angle!
48. I'm Horny - September 14, 2009 4:54 PM
I want to know where the fuck are the Hillary Rhoda pictures?
49. Nero - September 14, 2009 4:58 PM
We can finally forget all about paris Hilton with Katy Perry likes.
50. Pound it - September 14, 2009 5:01 PM
The best picture is #13. Bend her over in high heels and flip her dress up. Plus you wouldn't have to look at her face. If you did, 100mg of viagra wouldn't be enough.
51. Steve O - September 14, 2009 5:47 PM
" 16. lizzy - September 14, 2009 10:59 AM
she has a nice body but her face is fucking ugly and everyone needs to get the fuck over her. she's also talentless.
and no i am not jealous, fat or ugly. and i'd be happy to prove it.
"
Seriously, just shut the fuck up. Anyone who prefaces a post like that with 'i'm not jealous, fat, or ugly', can only mean one thing- youre all fucking 3.
Her face is far from ugly, regardless of how bitter you are because your boyfriend (dad, same thing) dumped you because he preferred making knuckle children while looking at pics of her, over fucking your gaping putrid hole of a pussy (see- chasm). So get over it, shut the fuck up like a good little vapid whore, and while you're at it- well, I'd say bathe, but nothings getting rid of that funk. So you mine as well just keep hanging out in the double wide counting the fat rolls and praying the mailman makes the mistake of coming by so you can club him w your seal mitt and finally get some action.
Have a pleasant day.
52. Yooarel.com - September 14, 2009 6:10 PM
The space between her boobs is only NOT there because they're being mashed upwards by that dress. Let 'em hang down free and you will see ;)
53. mika wants to see lizzy - September 14, 2009 6:56 PM
Id like to see those pics lizzy!!!!
mika_die@yahoo.com
54. Megan - September 14, 2009 9:02 PM
"pictures.
33. Megan Fox is HOTTER - September 14, 2009 2:04 PM
Butterface; Butwhatabody!!!!!
Her legs are a little shmaverage and blah, not like Charlize Theron or Cameron Diaz (who is gross except for her legs which are the best on earth). The rest of Katie's bod is pretty sweet or is it just her boobs that rocks??? Either way her face does not do her boobs justice, like most hot boob girls their faces are blah. Megan's boobs are far from the best, but the rest is incredible, she a bitch but she a hot bitch. This ho is hotish but not hot enough to make her "music" worth listening to and shit woman thanks for slapping on 50 coats of whore paint and coming out, what do they have to do soak her face in turpentine to get that stuf off???
"
Jealous much, honey? The audacity of the bitches on this site who talk like their shit doesnt stink amazes me. I'm a girl and I can appreciate a hot body and a beautiful face....'shes wearing too much make up', 'her legs are fat', sure sounds like a bunch of jealous tramps to me! Katie's HOT.
55. Jose Cuervo - September 14, 2009 9:28 PM
" 53. mika wants to see lizzy - September 14, 2009 6:56 PM
Id like to see those pics lizzy!!!!
mika_die@yahoo.com
"
There's no pictures, you desperate fuck...at least none that dont look like they're from a National Geographic.
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57. kk - September 15, 2009 10:39 AM
topographical map of peru?!??!?! hahahhaha! i love thesuperficial!!!!
58. Narcissist - September 15, 2009 11:22 AM
GYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWD!
Kristin Cavallari sure did put a dark cloud on that last pic.
@ 3 - Which pic has cankles?
59. Heidi M - September 15, 2009 4:09 PM
Katy looks hot I wonder how long of a workout it took to make her cankles disappear
60. Tanzarian - September 15, 2009 5:55 PM
Say what you will about her face, I'd love to be staring into her eyes while I exploded inside her.
61. Hilldog3000 - September 17, 2009 1:44 AM
Damn, girl!
62. billy - September 17, 2009 4:01 AM
She is hot, just saw her profile on-----interracialsearching.com-----so many hot pictures about her are shown there, she is enjoying hot dating there? I even can't believe it.
63. Narcissist - September 17, 2009 9:44 AM
Anyone notice? No more fugly ballerina flats.
She's brought out the heavy artillery. Heels.
The people have spoken. We have the power supreme.
64. asdf - September 18, 2009 6:30 PM
hot!! sexy legs oww
65. Amy - September 20, 2009 9:28 AM
Her make up is fine, we don't ALL have perfect skin and have amazing confidence with little make-up so shut up.
She's not fat, nor has she ever been. So shut up.
She has a nice style and its her body and her life. So shut up.
She has got a nice voice, its different and unique unlike half of the music industry. SO shut up.
I honestly can't believe what i'm reading.
People are just so harsh, i'm glad i know none of you horrible lot.
Though there are the nice people here so yeah, hello :)
xxxx
66. Bootlegger69 - September 24, 2009 7:15 AM
She has taken the retro look to the top and made it her own it's like a pinup shot into the future from the '50s. She is one of the hottest female singers out there, her body kicks the hell out of fat assed beyonce and that sausage about to explode look that maria carey has been showing off for too long. Her voice is not perfect but it is a lot more fun to listen to than either of those two and their constant need to run the scales and ruin every song they cover, plus she can write the songs. Her legs are fantastic especially in the heels she's always in. As for lizzy put your picture where your mouth is bootlegger69@live.com and I want to see you holding a sign to prove it's not some download you wish you were.
67. Serge - September 28, 2009 2:05 PM
Beautiful!
68. Çene Estetiği - October 16, 2009 7:04 AM
perfect eyes and perfect sight ..
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