Sep 8 2009Kate Gosselin offered $400K to do Playboy

first and yuck

This is why Playboy should die.

Hey listen! youre joking fish Id rather see miss piggy in a playboy spread then her. And Im serious! the whole package must look like Trumps Wollman Skating Rink at Christmas time...

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Hey Playboy, the internet called and said you're services are no longer needed.

Loose lips sink ships

WOO HOO! GO KATE!

1010 WINS is reporting a 40 minute delay to drive thru this broad's vagina

I'd totally let Kate give me a Blumpkin.

Out

Woo Hoo!!! Go Kate!!!

Take that Jon!

Oh, goodness, no.

Why?

First, ew.

and second, i don't believe that, who's this "source"? Who would wanna see that naked? Probably Kate's PR doing whatever they can to make her look good.

Not that I have a problem with gay magazines but I'd rather see her in a mens magazine like Hustler. They'd show her bent over, ass spread, finger in her tight little butthole. It'd be so hot I'd probably buy two copies. I'd take one copy over her house and ask her to re-enact the shoot then before she could get her finger in her butt I'd stick my weiner in there and she'd relax and say, ahh that feels so nice. Nobody ever did that to me before. can I make you a sandwich, baby? And I'd say, sure, turkey and swiss, little mayo, couple slices of tomato. But wait till I'm done here. And she'd be like, oh yeah baby, hurry up and finish in my hot ass so I can make you a sandwich. That would send me over the edge of course so she'd soon be on her way to the kitchen while I sat back and relaxed on the couch.

#14 - Kate doesn't make sandwiches, Kraft services provides free food for them so you'll have more time for butt sex.

Cheeto greetings and Frappicuno dreams ya'll. I really like Kate and I hate that ya'll keep picking on her. Maybe she jest needs herself sum medications? They fixed me right up for sures! I understmastands Kate. When I with Jayden and my other youngin' sometimes I feel like I have 8 kids. They can get to some hollerin' ya'll! F this Mamma and F that Mamma! Shits I saws you kids are gonna get a whoopin', quit pullin' out Mamma's weave! Ya'll that's why I looks like one of them thar Louisanni Swamp Rats all the times. And I undermastands Kate's hair issamushoes. Her babies keep ripping out her weaves too! I reiteramate my saying that ya'll gots to stop picking on Kate. She hicked herself to a fat douche too. But, ya'll seriousamly Kevin aints all that bad. I break the real news. He told my Daddy he's pregnant with twins so I knows it true. And good for Kate getting 400,000.00 from Playboy! Ya'll know I'm on the VMAs again this year! Theys only paying me $3.50! And I was watching this thar documementree about the Loch Mess Monster. Did ya'll know he show's up at your house and asks to burrow 3.50! Shits. I won't be having any moneys for buying my kids nice things! But, maybe thats only with Chef people cuz it was a Chef making this documemtree. Maybees I am gonna give Kate a call and invite her to visit me where I live. We can watch the baybees and swim and drink some nice Nyquilltinis! I loves em! How you make um is first you gets to acting like you sick so your Daddy buys you some Nyquills. Then you get some of that clean blue water from your low sink in the bafroom. It is o.k. if it green water - just so it from the low sink. You take a cup of that and mix it with the Nyquills and you have a tini! Sometimes you can use pool waters. But it sometimes not change purty colors like low sink water make it do. I think it cuz low sink water has the promatective lip that keeps it all freash and shit. Well ya'll it is time for me to eat dinner and the other boy made macarunooni and cheese with tater chip toppings! Wes eating goods tonight. So I'll leave ya'll with a GO KATE PLUS 8 and Kate don't you be acting like a Momma Hen when you babees cross a stream. You gots to count past 3! I do that lots a times and forget my babees. You counts 3 then 3 Kate! Then you Nanny can count the other numbeers. Love Me.

Randal has added Kate Gosselin to the not-important-enough-to-even-have-a-posting-on-The-FISH list.

Randal

There no way this is true, come on.. Nobody would want to see that shit. This is all publicity bullcrap.

# 14 ans #16 - well played. Well played. Just excellent!

Unless I see the letter, this is a lie.
C'mon Kate auction the letter on eBay for charity. Produce the letter.

If Kate Goselins nude pictures are worth $400K then Milla Jovovich can probably buy Microsoft now.

Since when did The Superficial become jonandkate.com????

the whole loose vag thing is off, id assume. She DID give birth to all 8 kids via c-section. If anything Mrs. Duggar would be the loose one on TLC.

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Who cares? Playboy's days were from the '50s through the '70s. It's as hagged, ancient, geriatric and senile as it's founder is now. I mean, to substantiate my opinion I only have to mention that they recently had that fuckin' irritatingly no-talent, fugly Heidi Montag in it. And hell, theycouldn't even coax the silly media whore in full-bore nudity.

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And soon they're going to present the cocaine addled, anorexic, liver spotted Lindsay Whorehan and her droopy milk bags.

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Really, folks. Need I say more as to just how far down the toilet Playboy's gone?

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PLAYBOY?

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Who cares? Playboy's days were from the '50s through the '70s. It's as hagged, ancient, geriatric and senile as it's founder is now. I mean, to substantiate my opinion I only have to mention that they recently had that fuckin' irritatingly no-talent, fugly Heidi Montag in it. And hell, theycouldn't even coax the silly media whore in full-bore nudity.

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And soon they're going to present the cocaine addled, anorexic, liver spotted Lindsay Whorehan and her droopy milk bags.

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Really, folks. Need I say more as to just how far down the toilet Playboy's gone?

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I'd hit that shit Bare Pickle. Fuck it.

What the FUCK has happened to playboy?? I mean I know it was never the epitome of nudie mags or anything but COME ON!! Do we have to suffer through another half assed "celebrity" flashing (or covering) her tits for half a million dollars? What the fuck? Has Hefner gone BLIND??

I would just like to say thank you, Kate, for having more sense than Playboy apparently does. Traipsing around in your bikini is bad enough, but NO ONE needs to see that naked.

wow she has no curves at all

Could she be any more freaking gross? She should be asked to pose for some islamic mag when she has to wear a full body suit at all times. That might not even work as just the sight of her eyes through the slit might make me vomit.

She would be a better fit for Heifer International or Pork Producers Quarterly.

I'd pay this cunt $500K to keep her clothes on.

I'll pay her $500,000 to wear armor for eternity.

@ 32 - I just saw you there. Only beat me by 7.5 hours.

she couldnt hide her tummy tuck scar...

Bitch. I paid her $400l NOT to take her clothes off. I don't want to see her fuckin' clown car vagina.

And again, what are those kids doing in the sun at midday? Does she hate them?

I see she has the tools to bury Jons balls.

If this is for real it's proof positive that Playboy is playing its death knell.

Give it up Hugh.... it's over.

I'd love to see her tits, but the rest of her body would take a LOT of airbrushing to be publication-worthy.

Now.. in about 12 years when her kids turn 18, those girls will probably do a VERY awesome spread. :P

that's pretty much all the market that playboy has left to play with... offering big amounts of money for celebrities to strip naked for the publication. Other than that, the net rules any other form of porn or nudity photos and videos...

this being said, she looks kinda good for an mother of eight...

and you boys should know that a vagina is a muscle and doesn't get any looser after giving birth...

I can't imagine Kate Gosseling being naked.Hugh Hefner must be really a freak.

ZIONIST LIES!!! No way any one from the PlayBoy organization would even consider her. I think she and/or her P.R. is trying to make a failed attempt

That's easy made college money for the kids.

Are these pics going to be Heidi Montag style shot? Then what's the problem?

Inclusive Lilo's offer,what's the cause of Hugh Hefner's freaking generosity lately?

Is she going to reveal her c-scar? *Gasp*

i'd drown them little fuckin rug rats then rip open her c-scar then fuck that hole

I'd buy it, fuck it I think she is a hot MILF with some nice titties

she is cute.

I'll guess I will do her..but, after what; 8 kids? I will have to tie a 2by4 behind my butt..so I won't fall in!!!...hello...hello...helo... can I hear my echo...echo...!!

I will roll up a Playboy and whack her in the head with it for $20.

I kno 3/4 of Americas population is fat beyound all belief... but doesnt make K8 playboy material. Her franken-gut is worse then Tara Reids.... she needs to wear a one piece swimsuit... or maybe just a large sheet or something that covers the whole bitchy package.

Shes not attractive.. her body is weird, her face is dumpy... and BITCHY. Shes a super bitch I know some guys like the humilation a girl like that brings but common... not enough guys dig that to make $$$ for playboy.

I'd rather see Joan Rivers in Playboy then her HA!

And sure like with Aubrey O Day they can computer generate a body... face and hair and make it all supple and gold... but even a cartoon K8 would annoy me beyound reason she is a K-9 bark bark bark.

I kno these child profiteering assholes are almost done their 15 mins but FUCK its not gunna be over fast enuff they are hitting my last nerve in a way I thought only Spencer and Heidi could. Shes a fug bitch who's insides are obv far worse then the ravaged outsides... and Jon..... oh jon.... H E - L O O K S - R E- T A R D E D.

Look at his eyes nose mouth... head... body... I guess the whole thing screams DOWNSYNDROME. Fuck has anyone else noticed how fucking retarded he looks? am I the ONLY one????

MAKE THEM STOP!

I would still crush it given the chance. SHe needs some black snake.

wow just go on google and search "mature milfs" and youll get 10x better looking hoes than this housewife trash

+ yea she has 0 curves, I don't care what you say, nobody wants a fucking woman shaped like a tree. Those dudes that bang those bone thin girls are actually closet homosexuals, nothing wrong with being one but quit lying to yourself

Now, Field & Stream I could see, but not even Playboy, with the best airbrushing staff in the world, could help Kate

Kill me now - i'd rather see Oprah naked, but only with my eyes closed.

" # 14 ans #16 - well played. Well played. Just excellent! .."

I agree ..

Jus' non...
She may be attractive in 'er own right, but she doesn't possess that sort of smoldering attraction that commonly litter the pages of Maxim or Playboy.

LOL @ 56...

I would like to see Kate being spanked and being diapered in a magazine.