Jon Gosselin: 'Kate abused me'

I wish someone would abuse me

Jon Gosselin and G-Force....guinea pigs with Bluetooth technology!

Just put on some more weight, bruh. Once the fly honeys is all up on you, you gonna forget all about that biotch, yo. I'll let you in on a secret. Brittney used to spank me when I ate Oreos, but look at me now!

What exactly is a "lame fish"?

No, I think cheeseburgers abused him.

What a pussy - this proves it.

If he was sick of being "abused" why the fuck did he keep his mouth shut for TEN years? Considering they've been married that long, MAYBE he should have opened his mouth YEARS ago! Instead now he wants us to join his pity party and pretend like he was/is a victim instead of a spineless loser.

Oh dude, PLEASE take the spunk haired one and leap off a building together. You are a disgrace. Really glad you both took marriage seriously and weighed the consequences cranking out EIGHT GODDAMN KIDS only to get divorced a few years later. Classy, hope all the "extra swag" was worth it.

You're a bit obsessed with this ATV thing, aren't you Mr. Fish? Who cares about these people? They are basically on their way to Heidi and Spencer-dom

he kind of reminds me of kfed...

They are all a waste of space.

Big deal. He's just a typical, submissive CHINO who will take any white girl that comes his way. Can we move on, please?

Big deal. He's just a typical, submissive CHINO who will take any white girl that comes his way. Can we move on, please?

At least Kate is out trying to earn a living. Jon is just mad because this cuts into his party-with-skanks time. Note to Jon -- these are your children! Stop resenting having to "babysit" them, and instead be a father.

I know what he means...Michelle beats me, and forces me to fix her protein shakes.

What the fuck is a lame fish?? Is that jap talk for lazyass? Does this tool always speak in soundbites because his interviews never make any fucking sense.

Looks like she was right!

Time to put on the big-boy pants and man up, there, Jon. 8 kids and you let your marriage fall apart. Deal with it.

I'd heard that Kate had a big, fat, hairy and smelly pussy. Once she divorces it, I hope it goes away for good...

I feel sorry for you Jon, your were cheating on her before the announcement.
If it was all that bad you would of left long before. Your just mad that kate has spoken about the seperation or divorce and your not the shinning star in all this. I agree with several people your not the babysitter your their dad. Act like one. You want everyone to say poor Jon well thats not going to happen. She has done what any woman would do to keep her household running when you have eight kids. You were their when she wrote the books and you agreed to be the stay at home dad. You had no complaints when the money was coming in. Your a celeb. because of Jon & Kate Plus eight. Not because of Jon Gosselin your trying very hard to sell yourself but you have nothing to offer. Your just a sad man

Ahhh .........he's posturing for a good share of the divorce loot....and nobody is going to get along with that fucking bitch..she physically beats her kids, beats the dogs and would mentally abuse anyone stupid enough to hook up with her...she needs a strong pimp hand to get her under control

Nice try looser, get over yourself. No one has a perfect marriage, but you stood in the back ground and didnt say anything, you just got to the point where you were jealous. YOU'RE SUCH A LOOSER!

@20

Come on man (or woman), learn the difference between your and you're!!!

See Jon, you should have been a master scam artist /child pimp like your wife. Now she's goin' places bwaahaaha

"While some might say he's just riding his ATV around and seducing unattractive women, there's more to it than that: He talks on the phone, too."

And lest we forget, he also EATS. A LOT.

"While some might say he's just riding his ATV around and seducing unattractive women, there's more to it than that: He talks on the phone, too."

And lest we forget, he also EATS. A LOT.

"She'll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn't going anywhere,"

TRUTH HURTS, DOESN'T IT, ASSHOLE???????

@ 22

Dude come the hell on!!! You're calling him a looser? Are his clothes to big or something? Say it with me now L O S E R. There ya go, now you got it...

"Jon reveals he was tired of being verbally abused"

- should have punched her in the face, then killed that squirrel that lives on top of her head

"Kate's vagina had rows of razor teeth like a shark - when she changed her tampon it sounded like an electric pencil sharpener"

"Kate abused me"
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_ "when I'd tell her I was tired of watching the kids she'd push my head into her lap and make me smell her rancid tuna boat."

You really have to wonder where he gets his ugly ass shirt collection. Notoriety obviously has no bearing on taste regarding clothes. Also, with his growing paunch one has to question the level of desperation that his wenches are showing......crazy....

OMG - Grow up Jon!

Can we fucking stop promoting the hell out of this LOSER??

I always thought she was a condenscending bitch myself. I would never have put up with her verbal abuse. However, that's no excuse for the way he handled the break down of the relationship. He should have manned up and done it the right way, which goes back to her only point, if you want something done right you gotta tell them how to do it, or do it yourself. What a catch 22....

You love him, Superficial writer, don't you? Admit it, you sucker of a gosselin-cock.

It was obvious on the show that she was an abusive shrew. She should be arrested or put in a mental institution. I really loathe both of them, but her more.

He's the ninth child. Grow the fuck up!

Wow ... that's some weird stuff.

@4, @16...
Maybe his brain was too addled with hair gel and disoriented by hideous t-shirt patterns to come up with the classic "lame duck".

This has to be the most "obvious" headline ever - like millions of people didn't witness the abuse first hand on the show!!

his face looks like postmortem drowned victim.

Why are we continuing to hear about this dickhead?

Less fat loser nobodies, and more titties.

Thx.

iLL ABUSE U dork .....abuse u real baddd! .. wish granted comment #1

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Yeah, dad! And, when you leave us alone with her, she abuses us too. DON'T Go!!!!!

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Aww! Sounds like he isn't much of a match for Kate Gosselin.

"She'll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn't going anywhere,"

Can someone translate this for me? If I had to look at & deal with this idiot I'd be on a book tour too. He has money because of Kate. This guy would not cut the grass if his wife didn't nag. He's the lazy 9th child.

Note to Jon: It only counts as abuse if she made you have sex with her, or touch her hair.

is this fat bastard looking like K-Fed (the Fed is pretty dead on now don't you all think!!!) or what!!!

This guy is just so embarrassing, it breaks my brain. Talk about a need to man up - and FYI, lame-o, that doesn't involve banging weak-looking twenty-somethings. It involves growing a pair and being an adult. It'll hurt when they drop, no doubt, but will be worth it in the long run, promise.

Kate's crotch is the stinkfish. Ballbusting bitch.

Kate has a very strong personality while Jon hasn't got any personality at all. She is willing to go out and earn money for her family while Jon is willing to do nothing but gripe and spend money. He isn't much of a human being, but he is one truly great parasite.

This loser is CLASSIC cheating, passive agressive scumbag. That is what all people (men and women) who act this way say. EVERYTHING ends up being the spouse's fault. He'll probably be blaming her for how fat he is soon. Don't get me wrong, she could be a bitch, but you've gotta man up sometimes. She was probably a bitch because she HAD to be....

you might deserve..

Is " lame fish" Korean for "Lame Duck" ??

This guy is such a CHOAD. Sweet Jesus.
Still better than Heidi and Spencer, though.

This guy should just shut up! Hes such a poor excuse for a guy! boohoo kate abused me boohoo she took my ring please give me a break. GO be a dad!!

What is amazing in this photo .. _?

funny foto

As a child of divorce, I can say without hesitation that no matter how "mean" she was to him, I despise ANY parent who puts their hate for the ex over their love for their child/children. Anyone with kids has no business making such statements, ESPECIALLY to the media!