Sep 15 2009Jessica Simpson's dog snatched by coyote

That woman, er, I mean dog, is a hot mess.

The dog probably though the coyoyte's chin was less scary than Jessica's man chin.

Not calling JSim a biznatch (love that girl), but daaamn, I'm not sure if it's worse to have an ugly dog like that, or lose it to a pack of hungry coyotes.

I feel bad for her, actually.

Well..Its a safe bet the dog is probably gone . I feel for her :( poor pup

she shld've put daisy on a leash - the one that romohomo used to use for her mutt face.

seriously, if the coyotes got her dog, are these flyers really going to help?

that dog's coyote shit by now.

Reward? Does she think the coyotes stole her tiny dog like thing for a pet? Welcome to survival of the fittest.

Wow that actually really sucks. There's a good chance the pooch is gone. Coyotes teeth are razor sharp and probably killed the dog just by carrying it away. Hope someone funds it alive. Poor pup and Jessica

Wow that actually really sucks. There's a good chance the pooch is gone. Coyotes teeth are razor sharp and probably killed the dog just by carrying it away. Hope someone funds it alive. Poor pup and Jessica

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *cough-cough-puff-puff*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*wipes tears away* I can just picture it now! hehehe

The funniest thing about this story? The color of her (ex) dog is spelled caramel, not carmel.

Coyotes took down and killed my neighbor's 70 lb. Boxer last week....that little piece of lint didn't stand a chance. Poor pup. And only Jessica Simpson would put up a flyer after seeing fucking coyotes take her dog...."How do you KNOW they can't read?"

Poor little thing! I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but that's a shame to watch your pet get taken away like that, deep down knowing what was going to happen to it.

A coyote took her dog in front of her eyes.

She is offering a reward. On the internet.

Good Luck

I typically have no sympathy forJessica Simpson because she's a stupid Christian fake-tanned talentless celebutard, but I do feel sad about this, Poor dog.

Hello all you fish readers. Would some of you hurry and tell Jessica that I'm now in that coyote's tummy. If they hurry and catch this brute they can slice him up and still see little doggie parts. In a couple of days they will be needing to just sniff the coyote droppings along the trail to find me. Jessica know what I smell like. Thanks so much.

Daisy.

Maybe a Dingo ate yo baby!!!

Joe Simpson and the 50 Blackwater mercenaries he hired scouring the countryside. Very nice Fish....lol

*NEWS FLASH*

COYOTES CAN'T READ.

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How do you know that coyotes can't read?

How do you know that coyotes can't read?

18 years from now Daisy will be found living in the coyote's backyard tent with 2 pups fathered by the coyote......

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Yes, offer a reward, because coyotes don't kill what they eat. They just take it for a walk, and let it go. I feel bad for the dog, but it's probably in better place than being smothered by that fatling Jessica. I am suprised the dog did not starve after Jessica scarfed it's food down everyday.

I love Jessica Simpson, but what does she think happened? The Coyotes kidnapped it and strapped it to an ACME rocket to catch the roadrunner?
Seriously though, I feel for her.

I love Jessica Simpson, but what does she think happened? The Coyotes kidnapped it and strapped it to an ACME rocket to catch the roadrunner?
Seriously though, I feel for her.

awww that's actually pretty sad and horrifying. I know if it happened to my dog I would be devastated.

LOL @ 6

where did this even happen? my parents have coyotes in their area and you can bet your ass i don't let my dog run around on its own.

That's terrible. You see here why I can't help but pity this girl. She'll probably receive some unpleasant info about the coyote lifestyle.

Maybe they just want closure.

So wait...if a coyote took her dog. I dont see how she thinks she is getting it back from it in one piece. Yah, that poor doggie is dead.

She thinks something bad will happen to her dog, like the coyote will take it out back of the school for cigarettes and cheap liquor, not realizing that the coyote is currently wearing the dog's bloody, gutted body for a hat right now...

Its caramel not carmel you clever thing you....

So wait...if a coyote took her dog. I dont see how she thinks she is getting it back from it in one piece. Yah, that poor doggie is dead.

maybe it was taken by Wile E Coyote. And if so Wile E can read, because he was always getting dynamite, catapults, and other assorted weapons from the Acme Company. Or maybe he just got tired of chasing the Roadrunner, all those years and saw Jess's dog as a quick snack. A Reward??? For what? A carcass!!

i feel sorry for her for losing the dog and witnessing it. the pain and guilt is probably unbearable.

However, what makes me really sad is thinking about that tiny dog. All it has known is love and security and it was ripped from that and then most likely ripped to pieces. The fear and pain that little pup felt during the last moments of her life makes me sick.

i feel sorry for her for losing the dog and witnessing it. the pain and guilt is probably unbearable.

However, what makes me really sad is thinking about that tiny dog. All it has known is love and security and it was ripped from that and then most likely ripped to pieces. The fear and pain that little pup felt during the last moments of her life makes me sick.

i feel sorry for her for losing the dog and witnessing it. the pain and guilt is probably unbearable.

However, what makes me really sad is thinking about that tiny dog. All it has known is love and security and it was ripped from that and then most likely ripped to pieces. The fear and pain that little pup felt during the last moments of her life makes me sick.

Carmel! CARMEL! ahahahahahahahaahaha!

Just in case you needed further proof that she is fucking stupid. God, I wish the coyotes had got her instead of that poor dog.

For those questioning: It is CARMEL. "Caramel" is a candy.

Anyway, I feel so saddened about what happened to Daisy. Such a sweet little dog she was. :'( If she did die (which is probably certain), I hope it was a quick end....

A coyote ate Miss Daisy...

A dingo ate my baby...

Didn't work in the Eighties, won't work now.

Where'd you hide the body, Jessica?

she's from texas, she should know better. that dog is coyote poop. This is why you get big dogs, like Shepards. Fuck little toy dogs. they deserve to be appetizers.

she's from texas, she should know better. that dog is coyote poop. This is why you get big dogs, like Shepards. Fuck little toy dogs. they deserve to be appetizers.

Eh, that's part of life. Happens all the time in southern California; people move into former wilderness area, bring stupid yippy little dogs, coyotes periodically steal and eat them.

I much prefer coyotes to neighbors' dogs, so people get very little sympathy from me when this sort of thing happens.

Uh....Jess? That coyote didn't swipe your dog because it was lonely and needed a playmate.

@12
doubt that..

How fuckin' insane would it be if, Morgan Freeman drove up in some old car and returned Jessica Simpson's dog?

I have utmost sympathy for people who lose their pets, but "searching" for that poor dog isn't going to do any good. The only thing they might find is a furry coyote turd.

@38, CARMEL is not a color. CARMEL is a GEOGRAPHICAL NAME (in California, Indianapolis and Israel) you moron. CARAMEL, on the other hand, is a candy indeed just like you said, but is also used to describe a moderate yellow brown color (like the poor dog's color who is now coyote poo). Do you know what dictionaries are?

The dog has been eaten. Guaranteed.

You people are the reason that the world is so fucked up! It's horrible what happen to that dog regardless of who the owner is. Get a life and stop being so cruel.My heart is with you Jessica.

You people are the reason that the world is so fucked up! It's horrible what happen to that dog regardless of who the owner is. Get a life and stop being so cruel.My heart is with you Jessica.

Shut the fuck up Whitney.

I cannot believe someone would kill (or pretend to kill a dog) for a little extra publicity. If it shows up alive, you know it's staged. What kind of idiot lets their dog get snatched like that. Thank God she doesn't have a kid. No wonder butter fingers left her ass...

49 & 50. You only have to click once, dipshit. By the way, dogs are animals, not humans. Instead of crying over cute little animals, you should be protesting over the thousands of needless deaths in Iraq. You aren't. THAT is the reason the world is fucked up. Please pull your head out of your ass.

After years of living with Jessica, that dog probably jumped into the coyote's mouth willingly.

@45--Even better if he ran over Jessica in the process...

Dear Jess,

Um, I have some bad news...

That's really bad luck for her.I hope the best for this doggy.

That dog is a hot Beverly Hills babe in the eyes of a coyote.

It wouldn't be bad to do a pregnancy check if they find it back alive.

Too bad the coyote didn't take that airhead instead. She has alot more meat on her bones

Buffalo bill has her dog !!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPvGcquNsw&feature=youtube_gdata

That dog wasn't snatch it ran with the coyote's to get the hell away from Jessica.

God that dog is cute. I hope she finds it, and then they all can watch "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" over and over and over again...and all live happily ever after.

Damn, that's so so sad. I would go nuts if I lost my dog, specially to a coyote!!!

This is so incredibly sad. I think she is doing this because its the only thing she can do... I would imagine the poor little thing didn't get away but I hope so. I hope Daisy is alright and can get back home :'(

That dog is probably half way down that coyote's poop chute.

Yes, its bad news for the cute little critter. Lets face it, if it was taken by a coyote it isnt coming back. All we can really do is hope it was quick.

1) I'm an avid animal rights activist, which is why I don't think Jessica Simpson should own another dog.

2) I'm trying to be as hopeful as the next person, but if a coyote took the dog away--I'm guessing in it mouth, well then. . .

3) She should do spell-check.

I don't think the coyotes care about money. hello??? #1 When a wild animal takes your small dog, you can be sure that the dog is lunch. #2 Get a big nasty dog such as a mastiff. Coyotes will not come near it and they are good protection against crazy people. I hope somehow the dog got away from the coyote.

I don't think the coyotes care about money. hello??? #1 When a wild animal takes your small dog, you can be sure that the dog is lunch. #2 Get a big nasty dog such as a mastiff. Coyotes will not come near it and they are good protection against crazy people. I hope somehow the dog got away from the coyote.

This just shows what complete and utter white trash she is, even now that she is rich as shit and buying little foofoo lap dogs she still manages to get the little thing that probably cost a fortune and was groomed for a fortune every month and wore more expensive doggie jewelery than most grown women fucking jacked by a good damn coyote. I mean fuck that is the white trashiest hilliblly shit ever, why hasn't this happened to one of Britney's kids yet and of course I hope nothing bad ever happens to them, but it's Britney and as stupid as Jessica is I suspect she was a better dog owner than Britney is a mother.

I don't feel bad for Jess, I feel awful for that little dog. She's a fucking idiot and so effing how irresponsible. It's not like coyotes come out of nowhere into your livingroom and snatch away your pets, if she was a better pet owner this wouldn't have happened, I mean fuck she loaded and lives in mansions, there's no excuse for this. I get that this happens to everyday hardworking people, but she has all the means to protect her priceless little doggie thing so I'm just pissed that she's such an idiot.

* I mean I get that this happens to hardworking farmers or whatever. Actually to be honest I don't really get how a good owner would let this happen I just don't want to insult non celebrities, because I am here to trash the celebs not ordinary people.

@ 34,35 - Think about all the good times.

If a coyote is involved, I'm pretty sure it aint coming back

You are all being so incredibly mean and insensitive. She obviously was holding out hope that Daisy got away from the coyote and possibly someone had found her alive. If you ever noticed pics of Jessica, she almost always had Daisy with her and treated her very well. She must be completely heartbroken over this and anyone who says that a dog is just an animal obviously isn't a true dog lover. They become members of your family.

look you guys are cruel,dog happen to be like humans,they have feeling you know,thts y they cry and bark and wag their tails,you dont have 2 like jess but have a little sympathy for the dog and for jess even if you dont like here imagine if you were jess. no wait even worse imagine if you were the dog,lay off the poor girl damn!!!!!

look you guys are cruel,dog happen to be like humans,they have feeling you know,thts y they cry and bark and wag their tails,you dont have 2 like jess but have a little sympathy for the dog and for jess even if you dont like here imagine if you were jess. no wait even worse imagine if you were the dog,lay off the poor girl damn!!!!!

Dear Jessica Simpson, and all Fish readers:

Let me start out by letting you all know that little Daisy is in fact alive and well.

Second, I would like to point out how insulted I am by everyone who said that coyotes cannot read. I can, and did read the lost dog notice. I have already e-mailed findingmissdaisy@gmail.com letting them know that Daisy is here with me. There are only two options. I give Daisy back to Jessica, and she never shows her face anywhere, ever, again. Alternatively, Daisy can live here with us for as long as she likes. Daisy seems to like living out here in the "wild." Typically I would have just snatched the little pooch up by the nape of the neck and eaten her, but when I realized she had to put up with Jessica, I had a moment of compassion. What can I say, I'm a softie.

lol@#78!!!

Carmel is a town by me. Caramel is the candy and color. I looooove when people sooo boldly declare others wrong when they have no ideeeerrr. Silly rabbit.

Coyote's are intelligent creatures, they saw who she was and decided to take the dog ransom. She will receive a list of demand's via doggy mail

Worse than Jessica's dog being taken by a coyote are the comments made by people who seem to be heartless. Maybe they never had a pet or have never lost someone they truly loved. The old saying 'IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY, DON'T SAY ANYHTING AT ALL.". is true in this case. To Jessica I will say, I have had many dogs killed in various ways over the years, but with the passing of time you will feel better, believe me! and yes another dog is great therapy. I am so sorry for your lose.

Worse than Jessica's dog being taken by a coyote are the comments made by people who seem to be heartless. Maybe they never had a pet or have never lost someone they truly loved. The old saying 'IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY, DON'T SAY ANYHTING AT ALL.". is true in this case. To Jessica I will say, I have had many dogs killed in various ways over the years, but with the passing of time you will feel better, believe me! and yes another dog is great therapy. I am so sorry for your lose.

Worse than Jessica's dog being taken by a coyote are the comments made by people who seem to be heartless. Maybe they never had a pet or have never lost someone they truly loved. The old saying 'IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY, DON'T SAY ANYHTING AT ALL.". is true in this case. To Jessica I will say, I have had many dogs killed in various ways over the years, but with the passing of time you will feel better, believe me! and yes another dog is great therapy. I am so sorry for your lose.

see..thats why i carry a masheti when i walk my dog...im not going to let some coyote or someones mean loose dog kill my dog...ill cut of the other animals head off.and then hand it back to the owner..and say "next time keep ur dog on a leash"..or if a coyote comes up..we have coydogs around here...

i feel so bad for that poor dog. jessica should have been paying closer attention to her. i agree with most of the others that she will probably not be found alive. rip daisy