Sep 22 2009Jessica Simpson is probably going to lose her shit

Finally, a post about a stupid pretty girl thats not Megan Fox. thank you the Superficial

Randal(l)

I feel bad for her

You know John Mayer is lurking. That lucky bastard is always around when he sees a dysfunctional gal.

I like animals more than people and have pets instead of kids. I feel bad for her. Can't imagine people would be making fun of her sister if her kid was eaten by a bear in front of her. I wish the media would back off of her on this one.

The stories could be all bullshit, but losing a dog is fucking terrible and this bitch doesn't need it at a time like this. Sucks to be her!

@4
i love animals too and my dog is awesome. but they are not CHILDREN. that's the difference between normal people and crazy cat ladies. how could you even compare a baby eaten by a bear to this? omg i'm so done with this post.

Millions of starving children in the world but I'm going to feel bad for a millionaires lost dog. What a hard life. People who treat animals better then fellow human beings are delusional and need help.

oh and my post was directed at @4. Aka crazy cat lady anna.

@7
when was the last time you travelled to africa and fed starving kids?
so shut the fuck up you hypocrite loser.

i don't give much about simpson but as a huge animal lover i feel really bad for her and i think it's really sick to make fun of people at times like this.

#6. The comparison is that many people view their pets as children. People that can't have chidren, have lost children or can't socialize well with others. With your "omg" you sound like a spoiled little brat that probably calls her mommy or daddy and cries every time she has a bad day. And no, I'm not a crazy cat lady or a giant, unattractive hag. I simply have a sense of empathy for her on this.

If that sh*t happened to me , I would be a wreck too. So sorry, Jessica.

#4 just a heads up, you are going to die single and alone.

Grown women who act like this scare the hell outta me....

Those bimbos who lived with Hefner were the same way.

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Dog is cute

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@9
Actually I donate money to famine relief quite a bit so you might want to spend a little less time making assumptions and a little more time learning how to read and write

"I don't give much about simpson" ?

Seriously, a 10 year old could put sentences together better then that. At least you know how to use profanity in a sentence, that's a shocker.

She fed it Steak and Pampered it That Coyote ate like a fucking king.....

And at "shep" and "yea whatever" - Fuck you for making me feel compelled to defend Jessica Simpson. I think she's a talentless, vapid twit to be honest, and her situation, not her personally, is why I even posted.

#12 - I'll be sure to tell my fiance that. I'm willing to bet my looks against your looks that I would never even glance in your direction and you could never get a woman like me.

Lastly, I have dogs, you jackasses.

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Hey shep: It's "than that" not "then that". That's pretty ironic. You making fun of someone's grammar and you don't even know that simple difference. Ha. You're (not your) stupid.

Seriously jason hammer, I'll bet Daisy was perfectly marbled and a nice juicy treat after that rich diet. Anyhow, good riddance - who knows maybe it will compel this idiot to grow up a bit.

wow #17
Do you really think you're the prettiest girl in school and that you're out of anyones league!?!

I hate self obsessed desperate cunts with that mentality.
I hope you are as good looking as you claim because your personality is ugly as sin.

At least Jessica Simpson who you're obviously jealous about because (along with most of the population) is prettier than you doesn't go round saying things like that.
You are single and probably a virgin and will die alone like someone said so better buy a dog with a HUGE tongue and lots of winalot to get you through those long lonely nights.

Shep - hey captain Douche, do you even know where your money goes for "famine relief?" At least it helps you with your guilt.

Anna already corrected you, so I'll leave you with "Die in a Fire."

I wish I had her cellphone number, so I could call her up pretending to be Daisy, and tell her I'm OK, but the coyote wants a million dollar ransom. Because I think she'd believe it was really Daisy calling, until her financial manager explains that he won't get a million dollars in cash, because dogs can't talk.

#21 or Sport,

Anna

Stripping naked and being photographed has been proven to be theraputic.....

sucks. it's so unfair, too. it should have been tinkerbell. that dog's a little bitch

DINGOS ATE MY BAYBEEEEEE

David Spade is on his way over to bang her puckered little chili hole right now....

"Jessica has a very small inner circle"

Another way of saying the dog is her only friend.

Oh wait - WAS her only friend. Ayuk.

As long as losing your shit results in losing some weight, I'm absolutely fine with it. She actually needs to lose her shit more than once in my opinion.

When you lose a pet that you love, it doesn't make their importance any less because there are starving children and ugly fatties in the world. Why is that even brought up in this topic? I feel bad for anyone that loses a loved pet.

i love animals as much or more so than the next person,,but she's a dunce.
the coyote shoulda run off with her dumb ass.

I HATE crazy pet people....get a life!! FREAKS

#24
If only me and sport was the same person.
Try again.

Anna, if i lost my dog i would be devastated and inconsolable. I also feel bad for the girl. BUT A BABY THAT COMES FROM INSIDE YOUR WOMB, SUCKS ON YOUR TITS FOR LIFE, CALLS YOU MAMA, SPEAKS ENGLISH AND RUNS TO YOU IN TEARS SO YOU CAN MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY. BABIES GROW UP AND BECOME CHILDREN THEN REBELLIOUS TEENAGERS THEN ADULTS. THEY START FAMILIES OF THEIR OWN, MAKE YOU A GRANDMA. But I digress.

If Mowgli or however you spell it was eaten by a bear, no, nobody would be making fun of Ashlee. Well idk. I actually wouldn't put it past the superficial.

And your assumption of me being a spoiled brat that cries to my Mommy or Daddy whenever I have a bad day was false, retarded and completely unfounded and that's what makes me angry. So now it is my turn to make assumptions. You wish you could call your Mommy or Daddy every time YOU had a bad day but for some reason can't. Maybe they're dead, maybe they hate you, maybe they make fun of you for being a crazy cat lady that owns dogs, maybe they're mad that you won't make them grandbabies and insist pooch is good enough. Don't fuck with me, I'll keep going. I'm not a spoiled brat, just a bitch.

p.s. omg

Anna, if i lost my dog i would be devastated and inconsolable. I also feel bad for the girl. BUT A BABY THAT COMES FROM INSIDE YOUR WOMB, SUCKS ON YOUR TITS FOR LIFE, CALLS YOU MAMA, SPEAKS ENGLISH AND RUNS TO YOU IN TEARS SO YOU CAN MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY. BABIES GROW UP AND BECOME CHILDREN THEN REBELLIOUS TEENAGERS THEN ADULTS. THEY START FAMILIES OF THEIR OWN, MAKE YOU A GRANDMA. But I digress.

If Mowgli or however you spell it was eaten by a bear, no, nobody would be making fun of Ashlee. Well idk. I actually wouldn't put it past the superficial.

And your assumption of me being a spoiled brat that cries to my Mommy or Daddy whenever I have a bad day was false, retarded and completely unfounded and that's what makes me angry. So now it is my turn to make assumptions. You wish you could call your Mommy or Daddy every time YOU have a bad day but for some reason can't. Maybe they're dead, maybe they hate you, maybe they make fun of you for being a crazy cat lady that owns dogs, maybe they're mad that you won't make them grandbabies and insist pooch is good enough. Don't fuck with me, I'll keep going. I'm not a spoiled brat, just a bitch.

p.s. omg

"...can't be worse than the borderline dementia of her relationship with Daisy."

Fuck you! Dogs are like family. I'd also be devastated in her place.

I got excited when I glanced at the title of this reading "Jessica Simpson is probably going to lose her SHIRT." Sad that wasn't the case.

Cut Jess some slack here - losing a pet is like losing a member of your family and you go through the grieving process just the same way.
What happened to her dog is a horrible experience for anyone. My heart goes out to Jessica.

How to avoid getting your dog eaten by a coyote:

BUY A LEASH.

How to avoid getting your dog eaten by a coyote:

BUY A LEASH.

@35 What are you, like totally 16 and missed school today? Calm the shit down honey and go watch The Hills on Tivo.

My dogs are more spoiled than hers was! My dogs are also cuter and smarter!

Um...................Pull your shit together lady.

I feel bad like I would for anyone who lost a pet.

Nick Lachey should just go buy her another puppy ( not as a replacement but another chance). It would do several things

1. keep a person who has clearly already lost it (dated Romo... gross!!!) kind of together. C'mon we all know starlets can all become Brittney or Lohan at any moment.

2. even if Nick is a douchebag.... it will definitively prove he was always the better person. Especially over Mayer, Romo & any other losers in her closet.

3. if he did wanna go back to her.... this would seal the deal.

4. Most importantly.... this would be his own personal F- you to Daddy Simpson. Nick Lachey helped his little girl at her worst moment.

PS. yes the new puppy should come with a leash

FU*K each and every last one of you idiots. All of you are morons for even feeding into this....

Thanks Kerry, you're a sweetheart.

Oh yeah...and Anna, shut you dumb fat ass up. We all know that you can't bet your looks against a pile of dog shit and that your fat ass is sitting behind that computer with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and a baby in the other arm while you live the life you wish you had over the computer screen.

Pshhh. Just save us all and STFU. Really.

coyote, you're effing welcome

What a vacant, petulant, spoiled asshole.

The poor girl! I feel so bad for her. Imagine watching your dog, get snatched off by a coyote?! That's f**ked!

BTW Jess I hear semen is LOADED with anti-depressants. Especially mine...I have a special diet.

what is with you honkeys
if you are not busy destroying the worlds
you are carrying around your god damn dogs like a purse

I leave the air-conditioning for my dog when I leave the house. Why aren't I rich or at least have postings on SUPERFICIAL? Here coyote coyote...

Do you suppose losing her dog is the thing that will drive Jessica into doing porn. She could do a scene where she lets a well hung black dude do her in a reverse cow girl anal while she holds a little fluffy dog in her arms. When the dude is ready to pop he can squirt on the dog. Then Jessica can lick the little pupper clean and kiss the black dude. The scene will win her an AVN award. It could happen.

Okay - let me set this straight:

"Simpson fed Daisy steak, not dog food": feeding dogs all meat with no by-products is perfectly okay - but this is certainly extreme.

"referred to herself as "Daisy's Mommy."": okay, no defense - this is pretty fucking crazy. You can love your dog very much and still realize that it's a dog.

"When leaving the house, Simpson left on the air-conditioning for her dog": Okay, what is the big deal? Who wants to come home to a hot house? If she just kept the air on and not mention the dog, then no one would be saying anything.

"and when Daisy was sick, Simpson refused visitors so that they wouldn't wake Daisy": visitors stress a dog out. If the dog was sick, then what else was Simpson going to do? Dump her into a closet?

"She threw Daisy birthday parties, and when she talked about having a "girls' night in" with a video, she was talking about herself and Daisy." : No defense - this is insane

"This is serious. Jessica's heart is broken.": Perfectly understandable. But I agree with #41 - where was the fucking leash? And if some mangy coyote tried to mess with my dog, I would have my foot up its ass. I wouldn't just stand there and let this happen.

She did taste like a gourmet meal.Yum!

Even her coat tasted like cotton candy! Incredible!

Coyotes eating dogs,isn't that the same as cannibalism?!

Actually is a BBBJTCIMAS an act of cannibalism?

I stole the dog and ate him b/c that bitch cant make any more records to sell and get me more money!

Joe

O.K. I'm going to have to put an end to all this dogs=babies bickering. Both sides of this argument have valid points. both babies and dogs are stupid shit factories that look hilarious when they are dragged off by coyotes or bears. both can be adopted (either from shelters or an orphanage) or bought (either from breeders, or any number of third world countries). If you have too many of either you become a social pariah (I.E. crazy cat lady/ welfare mother of twelve). Both can be overindulged by an overly attached Guardian (Steak instead of kibble/ time-outs instead of bare knuckle beatings) Finally, Both can be trained to adopt your racist beliefs. While i don't think this will do much to convince either side to compromise, I think we can all agree that Jessica has some spectacular titties that we would all like to stick our face between and go bbbbrrrriiitttzzzzzkiiiii (Even you ladies to, I've seen enough porn to know your all just one innuendo away from lezzing it up)

O.K. I'm going to have to put an end to all this dogs=babies bickering. Both sides of this argument have valid points. both babies and dogs are stupid shit factories that look hilarious when they are dragged off by coyotes or bears. both can be adopted (either from shelters or an orphanage) or bought (either from breeders, or any number of third world countries). If you have too many of either you become a social pariah (I.E. crazy cat lady/ welfare mother of twelve). Both can be overindulged by an overly attached Guardian (Steak instead of kibble/ time-outs instead of bare knuckle beatings) Finally, Both can be trained to adopt your racist beliefs. While i don't think this will do much to convince either side to compromise, I think we can all agree that Jessica has some spectacular titties that we would all like to stick our face between and go bbbbrrrriiitttzzzzzkiiiii (Even you ladies to, I've seen enough porn to know your all just one innuendo away from lezzing it up)

Randal(l)

So let me make sure I understand. If I eat my naked girlfriend's snatch while wearing my coyote costume. A beautiful girl named Anna who has posted here will hate me while others on this post will think me a cannibal. There will be even more posters who will declare that I am a fat loser who wanks while watching internet porn and only type stuff here to give my hand a rest. Does that about cover it.

This is so sad... it sounds like she was such a great loving mom to her dog, so sad that she wasn't able to live a long full life... and the way she went is not good, how sad to know your dog was eaten. I mean really, that is so so sad. I think its fine to become attached to your pets because you make their lives great by pampering them and showing them so much love and attention and to do that to the fullest extent and lose the dog to something like that is just sooo sad :(

I killed then ate a coyote yesterday. While gutting it I found some nose leather that looked like it belonged to Jessica's dog. I went ahead and cooked that as well. Not bad, but I liked the coyote more.

Daisy was a lap dog in more ways than one

sucks for the dog, for both the coyote and being Jessica Simpson's pet - it probably felt like John Mayer... in the dog's thought bubble "damn this girl is stupid!"

People has to have the dumbest writers ever. Oh really, she left the AC on for Daisy when she left ? Am I to believe any of these overpaid idiots ("stars") live in a place with a window unit? Doesn't she live in Texas? I would think that leaving it on there would be more of a necessity to avoid killing the dog. I can only assume the people writer also likes to leave their baby in a car with the windows rolled up while they go shopping, 'cause they don't want to "spoil" that kid...

OKAY this has got to be the meanest post ever! Did you make fun of Kelly Preston when her son died? NO. So stop doing the same to Jessica Simspon..losing a pet is like losing a child. You all disgust me. Is this what we have all come to, going online and making fun of a woman whose pet was killed, and then making fun of her for being lonely etc etc? You are all pathetic people and it's your negativity that is polluting the universe.

I'm sorry to hear about her loss, but c'mon. She's a hot looking chick with amazing tits, she has millions in the bank (she never has to work again if she doesn't want to), and she lavishes all her attention on a dog? Insanity. Suggestions: She needs to dump her creepy quasi incestuous daddy/manager. Also, she needs to stop trying to date dudes with a high profile who are attention whores; she needs to get a boyfriend that not only makes her scream in bed, but also loves her AND straightens her out clingy/needy wise. I volunteer, of course.

And, to be honest, I've got to say that she needs to accept some if not all responsibility for her dog getting snatched by a coyote. Dog should have been on a leash, for gods sake...

@71 - Perla your point is understood and actually Jessica does deserve some sympathy. That said it's a dog that she treats like some 5 year old girl treats a doll. That's not right. I understand she might be lonely. Well aren't we all. She should learn to channel her energy into something more constructive than pretending a dog is human. Why trying to think up something witty to retort back at you would be much more constructive than having a girls night at the house with a dog where you talk about life and watch movies.

#71

Yes, I did make fun of her. But I'm a horrible person with no remorse or sympathy (Waaah my son died,)

Randal........(l)

My heart goes out to Jessica!! I love my dog and the nightmare she is going through right now is heart breaking! Laugh make jokes but her pain her loss is real.

Not leaving the AC on for the dog in Texas heat would be cruel. And what is she supposed to feed her dog? She's rich so she's not going to feed it Iams with melamine.

((Are you there momy!?)) ((Git me outta here momy!))

@77
Are poltergeists keeping you captured Daisy?!

If I bring her some coyote poo with carmel (sic) colored hair in it, do I get a reward?

One coyote walks up to a coyote he doesn't know. As is their custom, he sniffs the other coyotes butt and exclaims So you ate Jessica Simpsons dog! You are farting perfume.'

Exterminate!

Daisy has left the building. So sorry.

Deal with it...and SHOW US YOUR TITS, for fucksake!!!

I'm actually sad for her. I've certainly had beloved pets before, and do now, and if any of them were eaten, or if I knew for a fact that one of them had suffered an agonizing death, I'd be pretty fucking crushed.

Me and several people watched a coyote snatch a close friends dachshund out in horse pasture and we found a piece of the dog - it not a pretty thought for a pet to die like that and like others have said many of us treat our pets like family. And as far as the nuts here who bring up the starving children - less commenting on the superficial and more making sandwiches for all those kids your so worried about but seem to have no time to help because you troll celeb blogs and drop inane, stupid, self righteous bullshit.

No, I really feel for her. Daisy was a practice kid, okay. But anyone who can love an animal that well is a beautiful soul & my heart goes out to her. Would you rather her be one of those horrible owners on Animal Cops? Those are the people to save your hate for. Or the fetish of crushing kittens with high heels?

Save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs.

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"And if some mangy coyote tried to mess with my dog, I would have my foot up its ass. I wouldn't just stand there and let this happen."

I would pay good money to watch you run after a coyote, but you'd hafta promise to keep it up for at least a couple hundred yards.

Only possible hope for Simpson's stupid mutt (outside of having a real dog and not some toy mutt "breed") would have been to have a rifle on hand along with the will and ability to use it in a hurry...

"And if some mangy coyote tried to mess with my dog, I would have my foot up its ass. I wouldn't just stand there and let this happen."

I would pay good money to watch you run after a coyote, but you'd hafta promise to keep it up for at least a couple hundred yards.

Only possible hope for Simpson's stupid mutt (outside of having a real dog and not some toy mutt "breed") would have been to have a rifle on hand along with the will and ability to use it in a hurry...

Don't know why, but this makes me happy. It's good when bad things happen to rich people. I know I'm horrible. :)

I guess the coyote got tired of chasing that fucking bird....

If you lick my asshole Ill give you back your pooch

-The coyotte

She is one of the stupidest people on the planet. She should sacrifice herself to that coyote so she can go be with daisy. Nobody would miss her.

PS, you can love your dog and be a good pet owner but please, calling home to say good night. How insane. She needs to get a life.

I felt sorry for the dog before- and now?
Perhaps surrendering to the coyotes was Daisy's only way out...
Who says animals are stupid?

so sad :( we know you love daisy with all your heart . so sorry
be strong jessica

It's sad when one looses their dog and to be eaten by a Coyote is even worst. As for feeding her dog, I cook for my dogs every day. Sometimes they eat better than I do, like steak and London broil man these dogs don't know how good they have it. I just wish more people would take care of their pets and not just abandon them when times get rough or they say I’m moving and I need to get rid of my dog. How sick is that, so tell me why you even got the dog to begin with. As you can see I'm a dog lover.... Woof Woof ...

she's a dog. too bad a coyote didn't eat her ugly ass.

Daisy=coyote poop

I can't say anything snarky about this one... I sympathize with her. Losing your dog sucks, especially like that.