Jessica Simpson is a model now

Something is terribly wrong with those titties in the first pic.

wow

FIRST...damn...she went down hill

yeah

Something is terribly wrong with those titties in all the pics.

Flapjack McTittyflops

sagalicious.

those puppies need some support

Why do hicks age so quickly?? And why doesn't she have 6 kids by now...isn't she 25? Better get on the ball Jess!!

BTW, nice saggy Tittays! !!

Wow. She looks worse every day.

Her future is Slim Fast commericals and a Hillbilly Revue show in Branson.

Neither time nor gravity are doing this gal any favors.

Why do hicks age so quickly?? And why doesn't she have 6 kids by now...isn't she 25? Better get on the ball Jess!!

BTW, nice saggy Tittays!!

oh my, she is not even pretty anymore. Nothing nor any part of her body is looking good.

What a stunning gown!!!

love the dress, wrong bra...

It would have been nice if she did porn when she was 19.

You guys are assholes, what do you think DDs are supposed to look like when they are natural? Its called gravity. You are too used to silicone

She's lost a little weight, but all it's doing is making her cans looks like half-filled sacks of plaster.

She stomach also has those weight loss flaps of loose skin fatties get when they shed a few.

The bigger they are the further they fall. Even fake ones boys. Gravity is not our friend.

Um..Sarah I don't about your saggy ass D cups but they are not supposed to touch the bottom of your navel. hahaha!! FAIL!

Looks like a Down Syndrome child who climbed into her mother's dress without realizing what was happening.

Love the tits, hate the dress.

Her man-face is even more mannish with her hair up.

pic #4 is the reason she can't keep a man, out of her mind.
i KNOW there's more reasons but look at that expression.

That's an insult to the waitresses at the Applebee's near me. Being in a college town sees the benefits of attendees working summer jobs that easily put this skank to shame.

BTW, why do hicks age sooo badly?? Also, shouldn't she have 6 kids by now..she's 25??? Get on the ball, Jess!

Oh yes Titty Bang, every single one of us will sag. I feel so sorry for you virgins that don't know what breasts look like except for porn.

Her beer gut is getting bigger and bigger - see pic #8 and #9. She's losing weight in her boobs, but it's move to her stomach. Gross.

Was she at a casting call for a remake of "Dune"?

After viewing Pic #1, I'm craving pancakes.

I'd say she's got some national geographic boobage

You little fellows are in for a shock when you see your first real breasts aren't you? Well, blame the media for that "let down". Now do you understand why small is ok?

you would think that someone whose has spent so much time on stage could manage to look a little less awkward on the catwalk. i did a better job for walmart when i was 11.

Jessica Zoolander

What do you mean Jessica Simpson is a model NOW? Jessica has always had a beautiful face and has also been a model many times in the past, not only in magazines but also on TV.

She's always been known for her modeling, acting and singing, FISH.

Randal

That dress is so wrong for her. Papa Joe, you should not have let her out of the house like that!

Not at all attractive, at all. In any of those pics. Blech.

I hope her boob lift came with warranty.

Jessica Zoolander

Impossible to look good in that fugly dress. Even the hairdresser & make up artist must hate her??? I guess she never looked in the mirror before going out there or she would have put on a bra.

This chick is modeling for big sized plus women who look a lil on the manly side. Poor girl's face looks just like her dad's...you can always tell if a woman is attractive when she wears her up she should still look decent, but this chick's features look more harsh with the hair up. But hey, lots of guys out there dig the manly look.

This chick is modeling for big sized plus women who look a lil on the manly side. Poor girl's face looks just like her dad's...you can always tell if a woman is attractive when she wears her up she should still look decent, but this chick's features look more harsh with the hair up. But hey, lots of guys out there dig the manly look.

It is not always the HICKS that age quickly, but it IS always the fair skinned, blue eyed people that go first. Sorry, it is a fact.

fucking tragic, wow.

her expression, her boobs.

she's is so done.

She has got to do some curls in the gym. Really fat arms.

I think this dress is by Lane Bryant.

There are times when we must quoteth the great King James:

"If I had an extra set of hands I'd give them titties 4 thumbs down. The milk's gone bad!!!"

She is beautiful and natural! Not everyone has to have a perfect body...i seriously doubt any of you writing these posts do. Look in a mirror you jerks!

Udderly repulsive.

Jessica has the eye of an eagle, the grace of a swan, and the wisdom of an owl...ladies and gentlemen, this woman is for the birds!

Caption for all pics: HEE HAW!!! HEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess is still hot....I play hid'n'seek in dem tittT's

Everyone always talks about her saggy boobs but no one ever says a darn word about her dude legs.

hillbillie chic!
yeee-hawww!!!!!
she can totally accessorize with some corn on the cob and a bowl of fritterz

Well, at least Applebees waitresses aren't the *bottom* of the food service totem pole. I mean, there's always "Po Folks."

Oh my, she is not going to age well.

ROUGH is pulling for you Jess. (Literally) Eff the haters...

Wow... Fat, ugly and old... She's NOT a model...

I wonder who's dick step-daddy had to suck to get her into this show...

- until you unleash your pendulous lovelies for all to see, I'm not interested

Messica always looks slightly retarded.

My problem is that when she had the MTV show, she was smoking hot... Even then I'd tell people I'd hit it (so long as her mouth only opened to service me)... But now what's the selling point?

It's obvious that she is losing all her weight in an unhealthy way. Her tits have eaten themselves away. She'll never get them back even if she gains the weight back.

Shit, I'm 24 and still looking way better than that. Methinks she made a makeup artist and designer angry. They must have known she looked like shit when they put her out there. Christ, those are forty year old titties. Get some support! She looks at least fifteen years older than she should, here.

I want her to model my penis in her anus. It will set the fashion world on fire.

I think this is funny because I bet every single one of you commenting on her weight is fat and the only way your picture would be posted on a web site would be through that creatures of wal-mart blog.

The only thing I'd like to see her model is my dick in her mouth.

How embarrassing for her.

So they sag.
They're huge natural veiny breasts, the best type!
What will it take to satisfy you fucking creepy, celeb gossip site perusing virgins?
Fake ones don't feel real, and natural ones sag.
Basic anatomy gents, now get some actual fucking work done in that cubicle.

I love the look of concentration on her face when she's walking down the runway..."left foot, right foot. Left foot, right foot....I'm so glad I'm not chewing gum!"

I'm a senior citizen and I would consider her a coyote date -- chew my arm off if I touched her.

It is so pitiful to see the comments on her breasts being saggy. The ONLY breasts that are that large and DON'T sag are FAKE ones. Men have gotten way too used to seeing fake tits and thinking THAT is what NORMAL is because it's NOT.

If you want a girl with big breasts, deal with the fact that gravity dictates they will SAG. There is no way around that other than injecting oneself with SILICON.

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ok first of all jsimp is almost 30. and she looks like it.

second of all, this is why 'real women' dont make good models. they look awful in these clothes. she looks like a steamship in this. and this is AFTER hours of hair and makeup. the hair also is stupid on her.. this sort of ice queen diva look is hard to pull off when you're iq is sub-70.

nice outfit Jessica!

74. What do you bet she practiced her model pout in the mirror.

I look like I am talking to myself.....Ha, that comment was for Sarah.

Omg what is wrong with her boobs.
I've never rated her anyway but atleast I had her tits to perv on, stupid bitch's got nothing now :(

Sad, tragic and pathetic. She must be so jealous of her sister.

What's with the pile of shredded wheat on top of her head?

#77. Her sister is HIDEOUS. They both are, the only thing her hideous sister has that makes her superior looks wise is that she is not fat, but she has an unfortunate body and a face that could make a gorwn man cry for his mommy. Jessica is all single and desperate, but Ashley is married to that heinous douche Pete Wentz, i repeat she is MARRIED TO PETE WENTZ, which as pathetic as lonley Jess is makes Assface-Ashley even more pathetic. On top of it she birthed and now has to raise a little wentz spawn. Hello that's like ahving to birth and raise a hairless cat crossed with a Oompa Loompa and a disgusting goth punk kid you went to school with. I mean for fucks sake these women could not gross me out any harder if they tried.

Hey remember when if you were famous and you got old and ugly you would just disappear into irrelevancy or how about when only people with real talent were famous to begin with? Anyone remeber those days? Ya me neither.

WHAT THE F???????????????????????? Shit and I thought that double belted look and her daisy dukes and leather pants were awful. Is she mentally ill??? Is she heading to Britney land cuz I find once they start looking like fucking hell it's partially cuz they are effing crazy.

#72. But Sarah, her IQ is sub-70, at best.

I now really understand Tony needing a break..... squint your eyes and those boobies could be your Mom's......yeech. I thought she might have gotten a liposuction and a tit job in trade for Tony's nice present. Jessica has no real talent and apparantly not enought sense to flash her saggy junk with the cameras rolling......

BTW... what is that hairy stuff between her boobies? Duh, it is her clam!

Oh no with those arms, I hope Jess skip the barbecues for the upcoming weekend. Im calling for Pappy Joe's resignation...Im outraged.

She was really only attractive for a nano-second. It is all downhill from here folks. Even if she loses weight, her face will still look haggard. Next.

Dude, it's just a horrible dress. They could have chosen a much more flattering dress for her to wear, but they chose not to do so. Poor thing, a girl with boobs that big needs support, yanno????

you know what, I almost feel sorry for her. :(
ALMOST.

Ewwwww..

SAGGIES!..time for Augmentation.

Mid 20's..... looks like early 40's.

Why do her boobs look so sad?

she could hold real melons under hers

she needs to get some sleep. she looks very tired.

Why is she carrying that funeral wreath around her neck?

#94
It looks like that two puppies die.

The dress has something macabre,i like it!

The dress is beautiful but has been ruined by the awful (WTF?) hair and, er, unsupported cleavage. Yikes. She looks hideous ... nothing wrong with the dress (on the right person).

Ugly dress, ugly hair, arms too hard - this Southern girl looks about as comfortable on a Paris runway as a lobster does in the tank before cookin'. Embrace your boobs, Jessica, show them off - and stop trying to fit into the world of Paris snots - you're a good 'ol Southern girl singer, think Dolly Pardon, become Dolly Pardon. Everyone loves Dolly, she had some hits, doesn't take herself so too seriously - I mean, will you look at these stone-faced pics of Jessica on a PARIS RUNWAY of all places? She is so out-of-place, it's pathetic.

Wow. She used to be hot.

@72. sarah and @95. Kelley, I agree.

This is why modeling should be left to ACTUAL models. This dress would look 100 times better if a tall gorgeous SLIM/THIN model had worn it. If we continue to have "real and curvy" women/men modeling cloths, they would make them look like shit, put people off from buying the cloths and the economy will collapse once again.

Did they run out of plus size models in Paris?

Thanks Jessica for making my non-saggy A cups look good.

She is starting to look more like BART Simpson

If her tits are that floppy & aged, it must look like a goddamn ham sandwich between her legs. A ham sandwich tangled up in an old fishing net, actually.

Go ahead & throw up based on that image, I'll wait.

ooh Jessy why?????

I still think ur a pretty gal, and gorgeous woman, and i also think if you were still with Nick nothing of this would have happened, you guys were like a perfect couple. and yes you should be having kids by now. so work on it, and forget hollywood.......keep the body, i like it !!!!

Umm...this isn't working. Her head is outright scary in the first pic, all blocky looking.

Maybe sing some more country songs Jess!

yikes!!....scarecrow is alive!!...she is nasty!...her face looks old and her tittays are to the floor...she is a fatty!!...no wonder romo left her ass their wasnt any gravity saggy tits and flat ass....whats the point of having a stupid girlfriend if she isnt even hott,..then you just have a stupid girlfriend...eww jessica eww

yea really..thank God for my little B cups that are so perky...'whew" and my little size 2 frame...beats looking like a man in drag with double D's to your waistline and a size 12 for her 5'3 frame....what does she weight 140? i bet somewhere out there nick is thanking his lucky stars that he isnt fu*king a man anymore. why nick why??

Oh my freaking God!!! Cellulite arms, horrible skin, saggy boobs and the lighting is not helping... She has no sense on how ridiculous she looks here...

I am SHOCKED and DISMAYED that Jess hasn't utilized Twitter to further whore herself. Mostly dismayed. But I guess sitting in front of a keyboard, pouting her lips and smashing the keys with her cute little angry fists won't do it. Hey, Joe! Get off your fat ass, help Jess get online and start cyber pimping your daughter, for cripes sakes! Earn that 50% that your daughter pays you! * red faced * Oops. sorry there J.S.. I meant to say 10%. Mah bad.

A model idiot.

Jessica Simpson is truly one of the UGLIEST DUDES on the planet.

She is very MANNISH with a freaky HARSH face.

Probably has to shave every day.

Way too THICK.

A nightmare.

I never thought I'd see a day when I thought Ashlee was way hotter than Jess. Jess is going way downhill. Who the hell tells her she looks great in this shit?

dear god...that is some MAJOR droopage and what is she like 30 ? God damn.. if my nuts sagged like that I would botox them shits right quick

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She doesn't have the poise, nor grace, to pull off wearing this dress. Sje's too stiff and awkward. She moves like someone who just finished a weeklong "How To Be A Model" class.

And whoever the hairstylist was needs to be beaten and kicked down the stairs. Epic fail on the hairstyle.

she's a celebrity (still kind of). she should at least have the decency to get those puppies lifted or some shit.

That lighting is making a mess. Harsh shadows. Pic 8, 15, armpit full of flab rolls.

Her post workout pics were much more pleasant. She's having some bad fortune this year.

Wow...she is not aging well.

Well, she certainly has the brains for it. Perhaps this is the set-up for her Republican nomination for Vice President in 2012.

This kind of modeling might be a bit too serious for her.Wasn't there any cake for her to jump out?

That's a depressing looking life jacket!

This looks like an act in a French circus. Monsieur Jessica, the man with saggy boobs, attempts to walk wearing giant platform shoes on stubby tree stump legs.

* Jessica wearing the dress in the pictures *

Dn: Woah! Woah! Woah! What do you think you're doing?

Jessica: What?

Dn: You're not wearing THAT where we're going. No way.

Jessica: But I want to wear this dress to the kangaroo fights!

Dn: Jeez, Jess. You look like a vampire out to suck some blood.

* Dread resists for some moments, sees Jessica pouting, her head drooping, shoulders slumping, kicking at the dirt. He holds up a finger, as the light bulb glows over his head *

Dn: Tell you what. You can wear that dress TO the kangaroo fights. Just wear a bikini underneath, so you can slip out of it in the car when we get there. Okay?

* Jessica jumps up and down excitedly, while Dreads eyes follow the bouncing titties, smile a mile wide *

Jessica: Oooooooh! I'm so happy! I'll pleasure you with my mouth, now!

* Jessica drops down. Dread feels good about things *

Dn: It's about compromise, people.

She's been looking really depressed lately

Omigosh this is hilarious!! Just as bad as the ads for her fashion line - she has NO idea how to model, she looks like she's trying to hard. How pathetic.
Leave it to the real models jess and go play with your dog or something.

She HAD amazing knockers!! HAD...She really needs to get her boobs tied around her neck. Just like i do...Time nor gravity has not been nice to me either. :(
-Julie

OMG!!!! What the hell does she think she is.doing, she is not "Model" material. Come on, She looks horrible, I always thought she was ugly to begin with anyway. . I mean look at her, what was Romo thinking. I'm so glad he really now has a true blond and not a fake one. I saw all the photos and let me tell you, she is not "PRETTY" at all. She really thought she was all that, well, the media is laughing at her now. Poor thing, I mean I'm fat too, but I at least can make myself look better than that and I don't want to make a joke of lmyself and try for the "runway". You've got to be kiddin me. These photos make Romo look bad too. Sorry Romo, I still love you, glad you woke up and saw "coyote ugly". Jessica, it's time to put on your "BIG GIRL" panties on and leave them on. They fit girl, don't be embarrassed. YOUR A BIG GIRL!!!!!

she's wearing 2 sets of high high heels melded together [& just needs to accept her short stature], & she has a freaking vagina in her armpit.

I suggest lotion

YEAH, SHE S FAT, SHE S UGLY, SHE S OLD, SHE S SINGLE, HER TITS ARE FALLING BLA BLA BLA BUT THIS CHICK IS FUCKING RICH AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS YOU POOR FUCKS, WHILE YOU RE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER IN YOUR SMALL SMELLY APARTMENT CRITIZING HOW UGLY SHE IS, WELL, SHE S IN HER FUCKING MANSION GETTING HER NAILS DONE AND A MASSAGE BY A SUPER MUSCULAR HOTTIE NEAR HER POOL ! SHE EVEN BUY A BOAT FOR A BF ! DAMN I NEVER SAW A "PRETTY CHICK LIKE YOU" DOING THIS !!! OR EVEN GETTING THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY, SO, HEY "BEAUTIFUL" NOBODIES, SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT HER I THINK SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ! SO, INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR TIME BASHING "CELEBRITIES" WHY DONT YOU ALL GET A LIFE ??? LMFAO !!!

YEAH, SHE S FAT, SHE S UGLY, SHE S OLD, SHE S SINGLE, HER TITS ARE FALLING BLA BLA BLA BUT THIS CHICK IS FUCKING RICH AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS YOU POOR FUCKS, WHILE YOU RE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER IN YOUR SMALL SMELLY APARTMENT CRITIZING HOW UGLY SHE IS, WELL, SHE S IN HER FUCKING MANSION GETTING HER NAILS DONE AND A MASSAGE BY A SUPER MUSCULAR HOTTIE NEAR HER POOL ! SHE EVEN BUY A BOAT FOR A BF ! DAMN I NEVER SAW A "PRETTY CHICK LIKE YOU" DOING THIS !!! OR EVEN GETTING THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY, SO, HEY "BEAUTIFUL" NOBODIES, SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT HER I THINK SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ! SO, INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR TIME BASHING "CELEBRITIES" WHY DONT YOU ALL GET A LIFE ??? LMFAO !!!

YEAH, SHE S FAT, SHE S UGLY, SHE S OLD, SHE S SINGLE, HER TITS ARE FALLING BLA BLA BLA BUT THIS CHICK IS FUCKING RICH AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS YOU POOR FUCKS, WHILE YOU RE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER IN YOUR SMALL SMELLY APARTMENT CRITIZING HOW UGLY SHE IS, WELL, SHE S IN HER FUCKING MANSION GETTING HER NAILS DONE AND A MASSAGE BY A SUPER MUSCULAR HOTTIE NEAR HER POOL ! SHE EVEN BUY A BOAT FOR A BF ! DAMN I NEVER SAW A "PRETTY CHICK LIKE YOU" DOING THIS !!! OR EVEN GETTING THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY, SO, HEY "BEAUTIFUL" NOBODIES, SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT HER I THINK SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ! SO, INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR TIME BASHING "CELEBRITIES" WHY DONT YOU ALL GET A LIFE ??? LMFAO !!!

YEAH, SHE S FAT, SHE S UGLY, SHE S OLD, SHE S SINGLE, HER TITS ARE FALLING BLA BLA BLA BUT THIS CHICK IS FUCKING RICH AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS YOU POOR FUCKS, WHILE YOU RE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER IN YOUR SMALL SMELLY APARTMENT CRITIZING HOW UGLY SHE IS, WELL, SHE S IN HER FUCKING MANSION GETTING HER NAILS DONE AND A MASSAGE BY A SUPER MUSCULAR HOTTIE NEAR HER POOL ! SHE EVEN BUY A BOAT FOR A BF ! DAMN I NEVER SAW A "PRETTY CHICK LIKE YOU" DOING THIS !!! OR EVEN GETTING THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY, SO, HEY "BEAUTIFUL" NOBODIES, SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT HER I THINK SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ! SO, INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR TIME BASHING "CELEBRITIES" WHY DONT YOU ALL GET A LIFE ??? LMFAO !!!

a model with extremly saggy boobs...

oh damn her titties . its like my daddy used to say, scoop up your slob fat fuck.

If she is so rich, why is she hoping people will watch her degrade herself by stuffing her lard into horrible outfits like this on a lame reality show? That doesn't sound like a rich person, that sounds like someone so desperate for money, she'll do anything.

Wow...its sad how all of you idiots are brainwashed by the media that boobies are supposed to look hard and not move and bounce when you walk. WRONG!!!....unfortunatly this is REALITY and its most likely going to happen if you have REAL and big boobies...gravity takes over and there is NOTHING that can be done about it. Whats funny is that most of these men will realize that when they get married and their wives tits do the saaaaaaame thing. lol hahaaaa

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Corpse bride plus cow-like breasts...
sooo attractive i think i 'll masturbate over a dead horse

To the HATERS! Jessica is very BEAUITFUL & SEXY stop hating well just put it this way her ass would make a sunday face out of you Bitch!

Is she still get press?