Sep 22 2009Hugh Jackman is dapper
Sporting a gray suit and shades, Hugh Jackman picked up his daughter Ava after school yesterday in New York. A female friend once told me seeing men playing with little kids is a huge turn-on for women, so this must be like high class porn for you ladies. On that note, I'll be down at the children's park wearing a Speedo if anyone needs me.
UPDATE: Who carries pepper spray around kids? Seriously. That's messed up.

Reader Comments
1. kanyeGAYFISH - September 22, 2009 4:08 PM
Are those the HD Readers or the standard HDVision ?
2. Scaramanga - September 22, 2009 4:08 PM
Obviously already lobbying to be the next James Bond.
3. gotmilk? - September 22, 2009 4:08 PM
except when that man's cow of a wife is standing next to him.
no thanks!
4. Gross - September 22, 2009 4:10 PM
He is looking so OLD!
Look at the marionette lines around his mouth. They are as deep as the Grand Canyon, he'd better get himself off to the dermatologist this instant.
5. boognish - September 22, 2009 4:11 PM
Those are some seriously minging shoes the missus is wearing.
6. nitpicker - September 22, 2009 4:14 PM
That's Kate behind him with one of the eight, right?
7. nona - September 22, 2009 4:16 PM
That's a hilarious Update.
8. ama - September 22, 2009 4:18 PM
Meg Ryan has really let herself go.
9. grammar queene - September 22, 2009 4:19 PM
Superfish Dude,
He is not "picking up" his daughter but "chasing after her." We all thought you'd know that by now, being in the journalism biz and all.
10. It's Me Fuckers - September 22, 2009 4:21 PM
RAWR!! He's such a hottie. *drools* Still haven't seen any COCK though. lol
11. wth - September 22, 2009 4:22 PM
wtf is Hugh Jackman wearing a suit & tie, and carrying a briefcase for? did he have to go into the office that day? he's an actor, right? maybe he didn't get paid for all those x-men movies, and he had to take an office job to pay the bills? who here would bother wearing a suit & tie if they had that big boatload of x-men cash? not me. i might not even bother with pants.
12. Holly - September 22, 2009 4:30 PM
My naughty bits just wept with joy.
13. Tyrone Biggums - September 22, 2009 4:37 PM
"A female friend once told me seeing men playing with little kids is a huge turn-on for women, so this must be like high class porn for you ladies."
Then Michael Jackson should have been ROLLING in poon.
14. Ash Frog - September 22, 2009 4:37 PM
@#4
Not everyone is as pathetically self-obsessed as you are.
15. Randal - September 22, 2009 4:38 PM
Looking SHARP Mr. Jackman and sporting it well for all of the ladies too! A classic, light and breathable suit in colors that suit your form and style. Cuts like a knife!
Randal
16. Randal(l) - September 22, 2009 4:58 PM
Looking SHARP(because you were Wolverine in all those movies ZING) Mr. Jackman and sporting it well for all of the ladies too! (yes, I did just imply that he's giving me tinglies in my boy(?) parts as well as the ladies) A classic, light and breathable suit in colors that suit your form and style. Cuts like a knife!(again, 'cuz you were Wolver-fricking-rine! Schniky Schniky Schnoing)
Randal(l)
17. me - September 22, 2009 5:11 PM
Anyone posting after me likes to go down under Hugh Jackoff's crotch and and suck on the kiwi fruits of his loins
18. Urbanspaceman - September 22, 2009 5:12 PM
He's an actor 24/7. No other comments about these photos are necessary.
19. The Gorgeous One - September 22, 2009 5:16 PM
@ 17, Gladly.
@11, You can come over here with no pants.
OMG, Jackman looks so good, that I that I would lay down and sex with him on the street with his daughter and wife watching, provided he left the suit on.
If he took it off, we might have a deal breaker.
20. vicky161 - September 22, 2009 5:27 PM
marry meeee
21. M - September 22, 2009 5:32 PM
Wow...his wife is uuuuuugly.
He could have done so much better.
Why are handsome, successful men always ending up with ugly frumpy old cows? Wtf. Come on.
22. Bring it - September 22, 2009 5:42 PM
What is is, Fag day in here today. Bring back the Gash.
23. Alli Watermelon - September 22, 2009 6:00 PM
He is quite handsome.
24. Guest - September 22, 2009 6:08 PM
GODDAMN!!!
Please post more sexy men on here ...
I'm sick of the bikini's ....
25. Meugh - September 22, 2009 6:12 PM
Elton John looks great these days!
26. Casey - September 22, 2009 6:13 PM
@21.
Cause ugly frumpy old cows know how to fuck and will do anything in bed and never complain.
Or cheat.
27. JungleRed - September 22, 2009 6:13 PM
Is "dapper" the new code word for faggot?
28. michelle - September 22, 2009 7:00 PM
i can't believe he's married to a woman who looks old enough to be his mother.
29. Lil - September 22, 2009 7:22 PM
Not all women like kids. When I see a guy with kids my vagina slams shut.
30. what's all this - September 22, 2009 7:38 PM
oh my, hugh jackman sure looks fine as hell in that suit...
but @Lil, wtf kind of condition do you have that would make your no-no "slam shut" (i threw up in my mouth reading that)
31. cheezy_meow - September 22, 2009 8:12 PM
His wife is apparently 13 years older than him. The outfit here makes her look like a female version of Kirstie Alley. In reality she is passable and he seems to worship her ... damn he is just ... om nom nom nom
32. Lovemynuts - September 22, 2009 10:44 PM
For some reason his head looks mega small without chops and wolverine hair... got a little bean head.
33. Lovemynuts - September 22, 2009 10:46 PM
This woman is simply his nanny-wife. Everyone knows Hugh enjoys the company of queer boys.
34. Lil - September 23, 2009 12:35 AM
It's not a condition, it's a reflex. Don't ask me why it happens.
35. Amy - September 23, 2009 12:44 AM
Oh man he's hot. I watched Wolverine last night and melted.
36. angie - September 23, 2009 2:05 AM
what a gorgeous man.
37. Sickitten - September 23, 2009 2:55 AM
Funny commenters that I love on this site. The briefcase going to work comment above gave me a chuckle.
Poor Ol' Hugh, like Charlize Theron, tryin' to be the legend but don't quite have "IT".
Close, but no cigar, my friends...
38. Shaun - September 23, 2009 3:51 AM
Just came across this by accident and the photos are nice enough, although I don't like getting celebrity kids in the frame with all the sicko's about...what really struck is is the bitchy comments about his wife's age and clothing, all from the women, and the bitchy comments about his success and sexuality, all from the men.
Sure he's carrying a briefcase but it seems to be stuffed the paraphenalia of family life, not stock reports...and incidently thats what most briefcases seem to be used for... (I know mine is.). As for his dress sense, what should he dress like, a SkaterBoy? I'm a Biker but going "suited and booted" now and then does me no harm.
39. SuGarDadKiss - September 23, 2009 4:42 AM
.___♥♥♥_____♥♥♥___♥♥♥
_♥█████♥_♥█████♥▒▒▒▒▒♥
♥███████♥███████♥▒▒▒▒▒♥
♥███████████████♥▒▒▒▒▒♥
_♥█████████████♥▒▒▒▒▒♥
___♥█████████♥▒▒▒▒▒♥
_____♥█████♥▒▒▒▒▒♥
_______♥█♥___♥▒♥
________♥_____♥
~♥•´`•♥~..~♥•´`•♥~..~♥•
Seeking your sexy partner ON ===SuGarSMinGle.CoM==
40. snoopy - September 23, 2009 6:33 AM
He participated in the climate week nyc ceremony that day, that's why he was wearing that suit. You're not gonna wear jeans and a t-shirt next to tony blair, the current prime minister and other important people.
41. estetik - September 23, 2009 7:38 AM
here is new Bond...
42. Phillip Ed - September 23, 2009 8:09 AM
C'm on ! He is doing his duty as a father!
Why only you guys can pick your kids from school?
43. Amy Paige - September 23, 2009 9:40 AM
Ahh Hugh, drop the kids off with the nanny and you and I can run off together...
44. Darth - September 23, 2009 12:39 PM
It looks like they're going to attend or visit something formal.
45. Galtacticus - September 23, 2009 12:50 PM
You can tell that his daughter really enjoys her time on his push scooter!
46. Rhialto - September 23, 2009 12:53 PM
#45
Despite her turn of 5 minutes were gone.She just refused to give it back to him!
47. AmericanWhiteTrash - September 23, 2009 3:33 PM
#4 what are you fucking 5 years old? Idiot.
48. Lizzie - September 23, 2009 4:25 PM
men in suits always turn me on!! :-D
49. a girl - September 24, 2009 10:15 AM
um. this is not porn for me. This is lame shit to me. wow, he procreated... how is that supposed to be attractive? some guys don't know shit about pleasing a woman i guess. give me a spanking instead.
50. a girl - September 24, 2009 10:15 AM
um. this is not porn for me. This is lame shit to me. wow, he procreated... how is that supposed to be attractive? some guys don't know shit about pleasing a woman i guess. give me a spanking instead.
51. 88 - September 24, 2009 2:23 PM
Damn he's gorgeous <3
52. shokroklove - September 25, 2009 1:37 PM
fuck man, this guy is the HOTTEST man on earth.
just by looking at his face i can tell his ass is heavenly.
53. No HUGH, NO! - September 26, 2009 5:16 PM
Now that just pisses me off to no end. Here we got perfectly fine MILFs running around he HE'S WITH THAT!?! I'm so depressed. I expected much more Hugh. Or should I be like, oh he's a good man, she was probably pretty when they were younger and God bless him for sticking with her. NOT! I hate her, I hate her.
54. No HUGH, NO! - September 26, 2009 5:16 PM
Now that just pisses me off to no end. Here we got perfectly fine MILFs running around he HE'S WITH THAT!?! I'm so depressed. I expected much more Hugh. Or should I be like, oh he's a good man, she was probably pretty when they were younger and God bless him for sticking with her. NOT! I hate her, I hate her.
55. Liz Castañeda - September 27, 2009 5:11 PM
JUST ONE WORD:
YUMMY!!!!
:P
56. Kingston Memory - November 11, 2009 9:05 AM
I read ‘lovely ladies in his life’ and figured that was his mother. Kudos to Hugh for sticking with a good woman through all this fame jazz and not chasing the hot young tail…that I know of at least.