Sep 4 2009Happy Labor Day Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

Bye Fish, come home fresh and funny!

Bar Refaeli is so ridiculously hot, it makes me want to cry.

Are you talking about #19? She is the prettiest.

thanks for the gift

Damn it, I wanted Jennifer Love playing tennis. I guess I will just have to stroke to JLO..

Ali Landry and Bar Refaeli are the best.
DAMNNNN
We should all look like those two.

I've got to give the props to Miranda Kerr. Best bikini pic of 2009.

I'd do everyone in less than 10 minutes ( I'm a quick spunker)!!!!!

You're a good man Charlie Brown.....

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Kim Assian should not be the lead picture. She is a photoshoped freak. Come on, there are actual bikini models in this litter.

8. Even herpes hilton and Tara Reid?

Well, a good Labor Day weekend does start off right with Kim being number one on the list. As for Sophie Monk, she needs to be switched with Heidi Montag while Paris can be switched with Adrianne Curry. Teri Hatcher can round number five, even though she's not on the list. She should be!

The best top 5 @ The FISH!

Have a great weekend everyone. High fives to the lads, kisses to the gals.

Randal

Have a great weekend Randal. Kisses right back!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

@5, agreed. Or the Jennifer Love cellulite black bikini bottom that set off the firestorm would have been a nice touch.

Bar Refaeli is #1

Who the hell is Sophie Monk and why does she have a faux hawk at the beach? Poo on that!

Haha, what a wiieee picture

Katrina Darrel looks the best.
Why is Paris Hilton on here.
EW.
and why Jamie Lynn?
thank god you didn't put Lindsey.
There's quite a few why are these women here on the list.
You should have women more like Olivia Wilde or Kate Beckinsale.

Adrienne curry looked WAY better before she got her implants.

@2 ... yes, yes she is. ^^

Miranda Kerr!

kim is so fine. and that ass...

Paris Hiltons belly button looks like a cats butthole.

Paris Hiltons belly button looks like a cats butthole.

Amber rose is ridiculously hot, don't care what anyone says about it. Smokin hot.

HA ha, looks like Kim K.'s ass cheek implants are slipping down the back of her thighs.

WTF is Paris Hilton doing in this set. She looks like a grisly piece.

Bar Refaeli best butt, closely followed by Heidi Montag and Jessica Alba. Best boobs that might be real, that Emma chick.

DAAAAAMN, Mena Suvari is skinny!

I love the guy with bitch-tits behind AnnaLynne McCord

Bar Refaeli is definitly the prettiest in my opinion but I do love Heidi Montag's hair.

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Thos are some damn fine pics........I knew she was hot....but that Damn body, and that fine ass....HOLY!!!!

these pic are as hot as sun

The post was utterly ruined with Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag, sorry, the rest are OK, even Britney ... but Paris Hilton is "not hot." Yuck.

ooooo it hot , i didnt mean the girls the enviroment is hot

I'm sure you'd like to know, so that you can write an awesome post when you're back, that Spencer Pratt legally changed his first name to "King". King Pratt, that is.
Anyone have a shotgun? I'm going hunting for this guy.

Me toom man. Are you kidding me ? Holy giagantic ego, Batman ...

why does Kardashian's ass look square from the side,? did her foot kick her bootie cheek in an earlier trampoline shot and now it's all dented? it was lookin hot but then i did the full lateral view and somethin ain't right about that ba-donk-a-donk. hmm

oooh oooooh ooooh AAAHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!

much needed R&R? you write a damn blog for a living, I'd say your entire career is R&R bud

alll in sexyyy girll. Thaxxx friend

The picture of Paris Hilton apparently about to lose sphincter control and shit herself, almost ruins everything. But then I have Megan Fox put her awesome toe thumb over the picture of Paris and it's all good. Isn't that right, Foxy?

[Megan purrs at me, while I stroke the small her back and she sticks out her tongue]

Yeah, it turns out my monitor is an interdimensional portal to the internet. So, gotta go. So many bikini babes, so little time.

Women read this site too....i'm just sayin'

Damn! Hilton is looking like Madonna.

Is this the Labor Day Weekend bikini top 28?

@47
That can't be,there're some bikini champs missing.

Kim's big saggy butt melting into her legs always makes me laugh because she tries so hard to lie about it and hide it with airbrushing but not this time ha! ha!

I LOVE NUMBER 3'S BIKINNI ...SUPER CUTE SUIT

Just try to get yourself as much as possible dressed in a bikini.That will increase your change for getting posted here considerable.

ummmmm...... it is clear that this site is for guys. any girls on here-- www.laineygossip.com has some yummy treats for us! too bad the superficial is catered towards hetero men, because it used to be a good site.

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Dear GENIUS of The Superificial: Hope you're relaxing...well deserved. Your website brings me hilarity and joy on a regular basis, and for that, my friend, I SALUTE YOU. Happy Labor Day. Hope you're getting laid.

Dear GENIUS of The Superificial: Hope you're relaxing...well deserved. Your website brings me hilarity and joy on a regular basis, and for that, my friend, I SALUTE YOU. Happy Labor Day. Hope you're getting laid.

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SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
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PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

Kim K. ass is drooping into her leg lol! I wish this fat liar bitch would admit to all her airbrushing and that her droopy ass needs a butt girdle! She would actually get respect from the other droopy ass chicks like me! I put on my butt girdle like Kim and I make heads turn because my ass looks freaky perky like Kim! It's better than no attention at all!

#62

I love your honesty. The flat chested female reminds me of me. Nice to see a celebrity without implants. My butt is my best feature but I do like to wear little tops braless since I'm small on top.

Makes me want to go to the gym. Kim K. butt ain't looking too good, poor little rich girl.

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After taking into consideration each and every aspect of these beautiful women, Dreads' top ten in order are:

1 - Mena Suvari
2 - Katy Perry
3 - Jennifer Lopez
4 - Britney Spears
5 - Holly Madison
6 - AnnaLynne McCord
7 - Kim Krashthatassin
8 - Lisa Rinna
9 - Sophie Monk
10 - Gemma Atkinson

1-10 1 being best

Jessica Alba
Bar Refaeli
Adrianne Curry
Gemma Atkinson
Sophie Monk
Katrina Darrell
Megan Hauserman
Holly Madison
Kim Kardashian
Mena Suvaribva

Who is that airbrushed hosebeast and what is she doing on my browser.

fuck you superficial writer. you're the laziest blogger out there. get off your ass and post more than twice a week.

fuck you.

forget these bitches...the tila mtv whore is trying to frame that football player from san diego...pub whore...

Four days and no updates?

What's happening, I need my daily dose of superficial

Is anyone else watching that whiny little homo on A&E? No wonder the dad is a raging alcoholic.

23 is easily the best of the bunch.

Ugly feet always give away the poor breeding.

without bikini please..

Bar Rafaeli and Miranda Kerr are stunning.

Not one black chick - they wear bikinis too

hey superficial :)
i love your website...im prepared to put up with the bikini pictures but hate the lewd comments people leave on ur website (hence i avoid reading them). So whats been going on? I need my daily dose of laughs and i havent got anything new from you. PLease continue posting mate!

Besides beautiful pictures .... but I 'm not missing ....)

glass at. somewhere ... Break apart into thousand pieces ..

Wow what a sexy pics of hot babes.. This all bikini pics are really so hot..