Sep 20 2009Halle Berry is hot and other news
- Jon Gosselin's "sex appeal" is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow returns to tell the unwashed masses how to live their pitiful peasant lives. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Malin Ackerman pose for the cover of Self. Man, I would've loved to have been a fly on all those breasts. Bzzzz! [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson broods in the rain. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan can sleep easier. Police arrested one of the three burglars who stole a wall safe from her home. They're still looking for two other women which everyone knows was really Lindsay so coked up she appeared to be standing in two places at once in surveillance footage. You heard it here first. [Celebslam]
- January Jones wants to keep her vagina private. [Wonderwall]
- Jay-Z defends Kanye West on BBC Radio. [Socialite Life]
Reader Comments
1. name it for christ sake - September 20, 2009 12:39 PM
winning the oscar ruined her career, same thing happen to CUBA GOODING Jr.... ah i forget FIRST!!!
2. Taz - September 20, 2009 12:54 PM
kristen and kristin have great tits
3. Rhialto - September 20, 2009 1:01 PM
That looks good! I'm talking about the bibimbop.
4. Darth - September 20, 2009 1:07 PM
I searched bibimbop but i'm getting bibimbap?! The dish looks great though.
5. Courtyardpigeon - September 20, 2009 1:31 PM
Seriously, why won't she age? I want to know. That, and I want to touch her private places.
6. I CALL kanye A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - September 20, 2009 2:43 PM
Wow, she really pulls off that whole classic Greek look very well. Looks good. Not cheesy like some people *cough*paris*cough*
7. necessary ROUGHness - September 20, 2009 2:48 PM
Hey its Cleopatra Jones!\\
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LET'S GO JETS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
8. Gando - September 20, 2009 4:14 PM
What do we think?! Is that body bangable?!
9. Galtacticus - September 20, 2009 4:18 PM
I'm a bit afraid that she could be hiding a penis underneath that curtain though.
10. Dr. Freud - September 20, 2009 5:25 PM
@ #9
*ahem*
Have a seat on my couch, son.
11. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 20, 2009 5:39 PM
Those sure are some manly legs she's sporting there.
12. Nero - September 20, 2009 6:39 PM
Boobs and hips,she looks all woman to me.
13. Creepy Older Guy - September 20, 2009 8:59 PM
When is she going to shave her head?
14. Reality - September 21, 2009 12:44 AM
When did her legs get so stocky?
She looks pregnant to me...
15. Sheena - September 21, 2009 11:36 AM
AHEM. Halle Berry is ALWAYS hot. And so it is written.
16. SATAN - September 21, 2009 11:38 AM
halle: hottest thing ever:
http://images.google.com/hosted/life/f?q=halle+berry+mtv+awards&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhalle%2Bberry%2Bmtv%2Bawards%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D54%26um%3D1&imgurl=fecd736c337eb985
17. Bedsheet Toga - September 21, 2009 2:54 PM
Toga Toga Toga.......
18. charlotte - September 21, 2009 6:43 PM
What does she insist on showing off those short bowed legs all the time?
19. sid - September 21, 2009 7:08 PM
I wonder how often Halle thanks her plastic surgeon for her nose job.
20. Walt - September 21, 2009 9:35 PM
She ain't even havin it.
21. shortcake - September 22, 2009 7:29 PM
this bitch is overrated!. she's had plastic surgery.
22. pita - October 1, 2009 11:11 AM
did you ever watch her movie with eddie murphy..i think it is called boomerang or something like that not sure...but she had bowed legs there..not seems like she had some sort of surgery for that..but still looks a bit wierd
23. KY - October 13, 2009 8:44 PM
giant hips