Sep 8 2009Gwyneth Paltrow has breast-like objects
Here's Gwyneth Paltrow shopping in Barcelona over the weekend, and I'm not gonna lie, I downloaded these based on the thumbnails that led me to believe her bare breasts were GOOPing out of her shirt. Turns out it's a nude colored bra which is a giant kick in my nuts. Imagine you're a small child coming downstairs on Christmas morning expecting a tree full of presents only to find out your mom's really a dude and you were adopted during a drunken weekend in San Frans. But why are there pictures of you breastfeeding? That about sums it up.
Photos: Fame, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Alli Watermelon - September 8, 2009 11:10 AM
First, go ahead....be jealous! Man, she is so pretty.
2. Goop face - September 8, 2009 11:11 AM
Leave poor Gwennie aloooone! BTW, didn't she used to be stylish?
3. Jimbooooooooooooo - September 8, 2009 11:11 AM
I winder if her strange vegetarian diet affects the smell of her flatulence. I would really like to find out. GOOP be damned, I wanna revel in the scent of her leek and potato poots!
4. KIKI - September 8, 2009 11:13 AM
I hate the trend of scarves in the summer. It is such a stupid look, just grab a sweater people!
5. Comment - September 8, 2009 11:16 AM
Her husband is hot and talented.
6. toolboy - September 8, 2009 11:21 AM
Pic 7 & 8.
Even the kid is trying to shut her up. "Stop talking mommy. Seriously, STFU."
7. Porky Chavez - September 8, 2009 11:34 AM
Why doesn't she take a stand and move to Venezuela? Loser!
8. World is His Oyster - September 8, 2009 11:49 AM
That child was born into the lucky sperm club. Rich and Good looking.
Don't blow it, Junior!
9. Ali - September 8, 2009 12:45 PM
San Frans? I hope you're not referring to San Francisco.
10. justifiable - September 8, 2009 2:28 PM
Remember when dad told you that naked tits of any kind were great? He lied.
11. lola - September 8, 2009 5:29 PM
She is pretty but that nude bra hanging out is ridiculous. She would have looked less vulgar wearing a bright patterned sports bra or tank underneath.
12. Darth - September 9, 2009 9:49 AM
It's still hanging in a bra though.
13. Galtacticus - September 9, 2009 10:08 AM
Even her own kid wants her to shut up.
14. carmen - September 10, 2009 4:55 AM
She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
Obviously, she is deliberate，if we turning a blind eye to it
，she must angry,and yourself
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15. jason - September 10, 2009 9:32 PM
She is not pretty at all. She looks like a slightly more attractive version of her cousin who starred on the L Word.
16. Nike Football Shoes - September 11, 2009 3:28 AM
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