Dita Von Teese is busty and other news
- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of "Most Cracked Out Twitter User." [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton's new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox hosts SNL this weekend. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan is worried the guy who robbed her house will spill secrets that will ruin her career. And by career I mean spotty employment that's just enough to keep the blow coming in. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum's baby is going to have a bitch of a time breastfeeding. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Bijou Phillips claims she knew about the incestuous affair between Mackenzie and their father John. Which explains how she end up a Scientologist. Ha! Just kidding. But not really. [The Blemish]
- Pamela Anderson owes $1 million in unpaid construction bills. Time to stop giving away freebies. [Wonderwall]
Reader Comments
1. heywood jablome - September 25, 2009 9:45 PM
First again, bitches!
2. Josh - September 25, 2009 9:46 PM
Can anyone say, Motorboat?
3. Infamous Pocket Pussy Cat - September 25, 2009 10:06 PM
It's not a race, dude...
4. Rasputins Liver - September 25, 2009 10:12 PM
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Oh man!
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Now Dita's one hot woman!
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She's what the Twatney Sperms, the Skankney Whorehans and a whole shit load of other cooze-o-matics only WISH they could be!
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That's some fine female flesh there, dammit!
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And, from all I've ever heard and read, she's a damned nice person as well!
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Cuntney Sperms'd never in a million years clean up this well.
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5. porcelain - September 25, 2009 10:44 PM
dita is a true woman.
fuck tan skin & blond hair, i'd pick dita anyday. she's gorgeous.
6. Want it - September 25, 2009 10:49 PM
Used to see her out in the nightclubs in the late 90's.
She was STUNNING. She still looks amazing.
Bye bye. Must masturbate now.
7. Meh - September 25, 2009 11:47 PM
That is one extremely fine woman. Sex goddess.
8. idk - September 26, 2009 2:08 AM
wow, i thought that was katy perry for a sec. which is pretty lame on my part.
9. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 26, 2009 2:13 AM
The only thing that's missing is my cock between those funbags.
10. anon - September 26, 2009 2:53 AM
Eh, Dita's as fake as the tan skin/bleached blonde girls. Her boobs are fake, she's naturally a blonde, she never goes out in the sun to keep her skin super white, her beauty mark is fake, and her waist has been corseted to hell.
11. See Alice - September 26, 2009 8:36 AM
Dita is a real women . She oozes sexuality . Cant ask for more than that !
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13. ha - September 26, 2009 10:35 AM
@10
That's totally true, but she freely admits to being manufactured and fake. I'm okay with her because at least she doesn't pull that "I'm just naturally tan, blond, and toned, I eat whatever I want, I just wake up looking like this" shit. I guess as long as you aren't a liar, you're good in my book.
14. ROUGH DADDY - September 26, 2009 11:11 AM
I thought Von Tease had no purpose until I came across this pink exposed, tribbing video she got out...Great for the Tugging enthusiast...
15. titsonsnack - September 26, 2009 11:15 AM
Dita's actually really boring. Like nobody's ever done the pinup bettie page wannabe schtick before - unoriginal and boring personality to boot. She has a monotone flat voice when she speaks, and I don't even find her all that attractive. She has a lima bean shaped head and fake tits.
16. busty ... - September 26, 2009 11:15 AM
Too bad she looks 500 years old, and with a big mole. That isn't even real.
...sexy.
17. Alli Watermelon - September 26, 2009 1:31 PM
The last pic, she looks like Demi Moore
18. EuropeanGirl - September 26, 2009 2:57 PM
love the attitude, the classy style, but she always wear too much makeup.
19. ew - September 26, 2009 3:31 PM
Marilyn Fat Pig H1N1 Never-Matured-Beyond-Highschool-Angst Manson has been alllllll up, down, around, over, and through that shit. Talk about damaged goods.
20. xx - September 26, 2009 6:00 PM
dita is a gorgeous, real woman. she is the definition of beauty.
love her
21. blah - September 26, 2009 7:27 PM
that leg next to her is really orange.
22. paul - September 26, 2009 7:58 PM
@15: Is that you Marilyn?
23. Delgo - September 26, 2009 8:57 PM
She reminds me of
24. bewbiegirl - September 26, 2009 9:28 PM
Such a cuttie. Her photos were seen on persoanal's site **Seek rich beauty. c o m ****last week(filled by Milllionaire&Celebrities). It is said he is a legally certified Millionaire, and Celeb there looking for young woman
25. friendlyfires - September 27, 2009 2:08 AM
Why do have this urge to kill the person(s) behind drunkenstepfather blog?
26. me - September 27, 2009 11:12 AM
i love her look
27. me - September 27, 2009 11:12 AM
i love her look
28. Tdizzle - September 27, 2009 1:37 PM
I am gonna post a comment from the drunk stepfather website as a review to an article and the entire website:
"Erin Says:
September 26th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Also, glancing over your site again, I can give you this honest review. You are never, ever going to be as funny as the superficial dude.
You’re going to try, and post articles and probably cry yourself to sleep at night while chewing your fingernails to a bloody stump, but you just won’t be as funny as he is, and that’s largely because you just aren’t funny.
He prints mean stuff about people, but at least he’s amusing.
I seriously think you should go and speak to your career counsellor. If you’ve already graduated from college then my fear of the USA is valid."
...NOT AS FUNNY AS THE SUPERFICIAL DUDE!!!
I say: true, very true
29. Darth - September 27, 2009 1:46 PM
Did she borrow Paris Hilton's wonderbra?
30. Rhialto - September 27, 2009 1:50 PM
Wonderbras make girls look satisfied.Did i just make a slogan?!
31. Nero - September 27, 2009 1:54 PM
#30
How about this? "You can't keep your own eyes from them".So true as well.
32. EuroNeckPain - September 27, 2009 2:24 PM
GAAAAAAAHHHH ! I had not noticed the orange legs next to Dita. They look like roasted turkey. Or like they are covered with iodine. Disgusting.
33. Gando - September 27, 2009 4:58 PM
Those look like two fresh baked loaves of bread.
34. Paul - September 28, 2009 6:06 AM
For those who say Ditta is a "real woman, all natural" etc. etc., well, she's a blonde that dyes her hair black, her beauty mark is a tattoo and she has breast implants. So much for being "real"... Love her look, nevertheless.
35. estetik - September 28, 2009 10:13 AM
thats what feminity is..
36. yowillie - September 29, 2009 12:07 AM
She needs a pearl necklace.
37. windowlicker - October 5, 2009 6:20 PM
Now THAT'S how you step out of a car
38. jeux xbox 360 - November 11, 2009 7:43 AM
She is looking really an awesome.. I like her.. She is looking so sexy in this black dress, hot pics..
39. yabbi - November 21, 2009 1:43 AM
tired old boring cliched boring. dull zzzzzzzzz
40. r4i - December 21, 2009 1:06 AM
Hi Guy's,
I'm okay with her because at least she doesn't pull that "I'm just naturally tan, blond, and toned, I eat whatever I want, I just wake up looking like this" shit. I guess as long as you aren't a liar, you're good in my book.
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43. lindsay - March 1, 2010 3:10 PM
dita von teese is a very average, ordinary looking girl with the right packaging, thats all. ever seen her without all the makeup and the clothes and hair? she looks like any plain jane in any town in america.