Sep 30 2009Courtney Love has nipples because God's a sick bastard and hates your eyes
Here's a clearly bra-less Courtney Love walking around SoHo yesterday, and this is pretty much on par with seeing my grandmother naked. If not worse. There's no chance of fresh-baked cookies after this one, just tears, hyperventilating and the inability to ever get an erection again. Seriously, I could try to take a Viagra right now and it'd probably jump out of my hand before saying "I quit."
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. Eww - September 30, 2009 2:14 PM
If I wanted to see "women" like this i'd go down to the Aids clinic or Cancer ward.
Drugs are a evil, evil thing.
2. Smoking - September 30, 2009 2:19 PM
What's that blue stick she's sucking?
3. Meugh - September 30, 2009 2:31 PM
Why so serious?
4. bot - September 30, 2009 2:33 PM
She looks like the fucked up sister from Pet Cemetery.
5. Mr Fleshlight - September 30, 2009 2:39 PM
Scary...very scary
6. Me - September 30, 2009 2:40 PM
LOL @Meugh
Thats the same exact thing i thought
7. D - September 30, 2009 2:41 PM
If I had only 5 minutes to live, I'd still do my hand over her...
8. lola - September 30, 2009 2:45 PM
Her original nose was average, not pretty - but WAY better than this reconstructed mess.
9. hayo - September 30, 2009 2:50 PM
i think shes kinda hot in some fucked up sorta way....maybe im just fucked up, period.
10. kris - September 30, 2009 2:59 PM
I'd hit it!!
11. JADE - September 30, 2009 2:59 PM
My eyes , my eyes, omg the burn...........
12. hacksaw - September 30, 2009 2:59 PM
I'd hit it.
13. 7L - September 30, 2009 3:22 PM
Id bang her in the 7th pic
14. Do FreeBird - September 30, 2009 3:25 PM
She certainly is aging well.
15. IKE - September 30, 2009 3:30 PM
This might not be the popular response, but I think she's hot. I always have. Kinda like how Angelina Jolie was hot in "Gia." Even when she was falling a part, you still wanted to hit it.
The picture where she's waving with a pencil in her hand is cute.
16. Dude - September 30, 2009 3:30 PM
I so hope to God that hugo chavez hit that. That asshole dictator needs to die of aids fast!!
And really, I used to think Courtney was hot in the early 90s with Hole and when she went Holllywood. But man those pictures hurt to look at.
17. dave - September 30, 2009 3:38 PM
I'd jump in there and brag about it later.
18. havoc - September 30, 2009 3:46 PM
Yeah, she's hot.
In a diseased, cigarette stank, protruding hip bones, puke breath sort of way....
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19. chick - September 30, 2009 3:52 PM
Was she drunk?! What's wrong with her walking out on the street like that?!
20. john - September 30, 2009 3:55 PM
She looks like she was rode hard & put away wet! Or just hung out to dry!
21. gotmilk? - September 30, 2009 4:09 PM
forget the nipples, her face is so haggard. i bet she's the next to go.
22. Pepe - September 30, 2009 4:18 PM
Why so serious?
23. Delgo - September 30, 2009 4:31 PM
Think her vag is odorous?
24. Rusty - September 30, 2009 5:13 PM
She doesn't look like she has slept for days, look at the bags.
25. Sport - September 30, 2009 5:19 PM
The nipples work GREAT as they draw the eye away from the train wreck north of them. I echo the sentiments above and believe any room with her in it would smell like puke and body odor.
26. Mantis - September 30, 2009 5:27 PM
She would make an excellent candidate for The Joke in the next Batman movie.
27. Slashman3 - September 30, 2009 5:43 PM
She's totally trying to be the next Joker. Batman's arch nemesis lives!!!
28. Slashman3 - September 30, 2009 5:46 PM
Damnations! I need to refresh more often! Touche Mantis, touche!
29. elvis_presley - September 30, 2009 6:05 PM
LOL @Meugh x2
30. The Rough report - September 30, 2009 6:28 PM
2EZ2GOOFON...
31. shankyouverymuch - September 30, 2009 6:42 PM
You know, this woman is just Goopy- BUT I have to write that she looks much better here then I've seen her look literally in years.
32. sarah - September 30, 2009 6:58 PM
sort of melted and mangled... but still, surprisingly great considering she's 45 and she's lived hard
33. GTBurns - September 30, 2009 8:42 PM
Hugo Chavez did claim he likes to chew coca daily. Looks like Hugo and Courtney do share a love of all things coca. Except she prefers to snort it or just smoke plain old crack.
34. PsyKo - September 30, 2009 8:49 PM
#23: dunno, but it's full of sand.
35. Hello - September 30, 2009 9:07 PM
Do you think she's on drugs, or is she just really skinny and can't color in between the lines with her makeup.
36. rien - September 30, 2009 9:26 PM
omg, she looks like a corpse.
37. joelle - September 30, 2009 10:28 PM
i understand your need to bash celebs and frankly i don't give a rat's ass abt it but when u start bringing God in your crappy tasteless humor, it ruins the fun in everything.
38. Dru - September 30, 2009 11:12 PM
I don't see Courtney Love. Is she behind the zombie?
39. Dread - October 1, 2009 12:41 AM
I'd hit it...... with a stick to make sure it was still alive. Then I'd fuck her.
40. phil - October 1, 2009 1:35 AM
Ugh. What a fatso.
41. http://www.thefamousphere.com - October 1, 2009 1:46 AM
Now we know why Kurt killed himself.
42. bdog - October 1, 2009 5:09 AM
Jeeeez, when I saw this I thought, wow, has it really been a year since Heath Ledger popped his clogs?
Damn that "The Joker" fancy dress, although a little early for Halloween really is very good... sleeping with the light on for a few days me
*shudder*
43. coucou - October 1, 2009 6:47 AM
courtney looks very good, after all the drugs she s been taking since god knows when, she s 45 ! she ain t supposed to look like a 20 years old ! Maybe she s finally getting along with her demons and her life is kinda normal ? ... i don t know, but she still look very good and i m happy for her !!!! Go courtney GO !!
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45. yomama - October 1, 2009 10:54 AM
And she'll get what she wants, and she'll never want it again
46. Bad Kitty - October 1, 2009 11:31 AM
She's had some of those doll parts replaced.
47. babynjoe - October 1, 2009 12:41 PM
Someone should help this poor woman
48. Darth - October 1, 2009 1:44 PM
When is she finally going to take an overdose!? We can't wait for that!
49. i call 'em as I see 'em - October 1, 2009 4:47 PM
oh dear.
50. yikes - October 1, 2009 4:58 PM
And why have so many stars gone to Joan Rivers's plastic surgeon?
Can they not see?
I mean, who would say "Yes, that looks good. Make me look like that"?
(and yes, punctuation followers, it's Rivers's ( not Rivers') - I looked it up. It's a singular proper name, and is an exception to the rule... Spell check is wrong on this one.)
51. dub3000 - October 1, 2009 7:15 PM
she looks like a pale Keith Richards.
52. bmose - October 1, 2009 11:48 PM
Sorry, not enough tequila in Mexico.
53. Bubp - October 2, 2009 12:13 AM
She certainly looks better than she did 15 years ago. She should put on a couple of pounds, though.
54. charlie - October 2, 2009 2:50 PM
I didn't think this was Courtney, she looks so different. Did she have her entire face redone or what?
I'm so confused.
55. Narcissist - October 5, 2009 9:17 AM
I'm partial to Kat Bjelland myself. Or Katie Jane Garside if I'm really feeling crazy.
http://www.zoom-in.com/files/u5931/katcourtney.gif
http://www.ladiesofrock.com/Kat_Bjelland_Pictures.html
56. ed hardy shoes - October 5, 2009 9:34 AM
i think shes kinda hot in some fucked up sorta way....maybe im just fucked up, period.
57. christmas shopping - November 7, 2009 12:34 AM
Dam she is looking so oldy man! I think her eyes and face are looking like granny. God please help her out.