Sep 16 2009Catherine Zeta-Jones' still got it and other news
- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater]
- Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I've seen in my life. [Lainey Gossip]
- Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen want to name their unborn son Gabriel. [Just Jared]
- Jesus Luz is still bound by Madonna's sorcery. Seek holy water, son. Holy water! [PopSugar]
- Linda Hogan continues banging that Charley Hill kid but has finally found the decency to make him look like a 38 year old bartender at Applebee's. [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf is a Wall Street broker who plays by his own rules. Except for helmet laws which he apparently obeys at the expense of his badass mystique. [Splash News]
- Burt Reynolds was in rehab for an addiction to awesome. And, okay, pain pills. [Wonderwall]
Reader Comments
1. Danno - September 16, 2009 10:00 PM
I bid 10..........million dollars, on Scarlett's boobies
2. assman - September 16, 2009 10:12 PM
smoking. second. the s's of assman.
3. PoisonIvyLeague - September 16, 2009 10:20 PM
What a collection of assholes.
4. Annie Loves Anal - September 16, 2009 10:30 PM
It amazes me how Katherine is nearly 40 (reports say she is actually in her late 40's), had a kid, married to an old fossil, and still look ten times hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Guess the cig, booze, and blow diet doesn't work after all.
5. Giggles - September 16, 2009 11:14 PM
Cathy Jones's nose is looking a little broader these days.
6. Jane - September 17, 2009 12:40 AM
She really looks a lot older than she is.
7. Nameless - September 17, 2009 2:13 AM
Looks like she's just had some work done. Her face looks strange...like it is still a bit swollen.
8. C - September 17, 2009 3:23 AM
She sure look happy for the attention.
I know she drinks and smokes a lot, which could be responsible for the face.
9. Darth - September 17, 2009 6:15 AM
She looks like she's going to age nicely.
10. Gando - September 17, 2009 6:26 AM
You can pretty much keep control on the body.The only question remains;is the face going to cooperate?
11. Nature - September 17, 2009 6:39 AM
She's an attractive milf and you can tell she's proud on that.Not all milfs have the desire to look like 25.
12. Nero - September 17, 2009 6:49 AM
Her face is a bit Aubrey O'Day like.
13. Rhialto - September 17, 2009 7:04 AM
She's standing pretty strong with her (former) sex-addicted husband.
14. Galtacticus - September 17, 2009 7:10 AM
@13
She might just love it.
15. Stephanie - September 17, 2009 7:36 AM
I wish Katherine Zeta Jones were my mother..so i could be inside her just once. P.S. I'm not gay.
16. Al - September 17, 2009 8:01 AM
Further proof that after 35, a woman's usefulness is limited to washing clothes, cooking meals, and driving the kids around.
17. Jammy - September 17, 2009 9:37 AM
A.: Shes Just a black haired younger Kathleen turner replacement for Michael Douglas' undeserving boner.
B.: She, like Kathleen Turner, will shortly mutate into a wide old dude.
18. Duke Steele - September 17, 2009 9:52 AM
Nameless: You're right. her face does look swollen and her legs just look fat. Jammy, Great comparison. I can see her as Kathleen Turner: The Later Years
19. Duke Steele - September 17, 2009 9:59 AM
After looking at the other pics, I take back the leg comment. They don't look fat. But, they do look lousy. And her hair. Has she washed it lately?
20. joe - September 17, 2009 1:42 PM
Someone should tell her that white makes you look fat, and that she is only wearing a slip. She must have forgot her dress at home.
21. Kirk Douglas's grave - September 17, 2009 2:32 PM
Catherine Zeta Jones looks like a corpse these days.
I guess her stepkid getting busted for being a major meth dealer took its toll on her.
22. So Right - September 17, 2009 4:00 PM
She looks swollen, old & tired.
23. So Right - September 17, 2009 4:02 PM
She looks swollen, old & tired.
24. joy - September 17, 2009 6:32 PM
BAD KNEES!!!!~!
25. Herlev - September 17, 2009 10:01 PM
No, I don't think she's got it anymore.
26. Biff - September 17, 2009 11:24 PM
@16 You are a complete moron.
27. Narcissist - September 20, 2009 9:47 AM
"Catherine Zeta-Jones' still got it"
She can have it.
@ 26 - Al's a visionary! A prophet!
Looks like Linda Hogans sorcery is not working. Charlie is aging in fruit fly years, but she gets no younger.
28. debutante - September 20, 2009 10:30 AM
Considering the fact that she's 49 she looks good. Yep. 49. When she visited theWhite House a year or two ago, she had to give her birthdate. There was a 10 year discrepancy between what she said (37 at the time) and her real age (47). And it took about two hours before she could be let in because she lied. Also, I agree with the person who said her nose looks broader. Yeah, something definitely looks different about her. But every time I see her, something looks different !! Lots of adjustments I guess
29. UN46b7000 - September 21, 2009 12:05 PM
she's got one of the prettiest faces in holywood(for me) and is still holding on to the said title..
30. sheinarette - October 21, 2009 3:54 PM
@28 you're such a debutante
you need a fact check
the bitch IS 40 and nowhere as near as hot as
diane lane was at 40