Sep 23 2009

Britney Spears is still wearing those boots


Here's Britney Spears outside of Starbucks yesterday which I probably didn't even need to write. It's pretty much implied anytime you see her. That said, looking at her in those boots is really getting me stoked for the end of her conservatorship. Mostly because it'll be like her dad just fired a slingshot full of batshit all over southern California.

JAMIE SPEARS: You're a free woman now, Britney. It's time.
BRITNEY: *sprouts Wolverine claws* TACOS! ROOOOAR! *bursts through wall*
JAMIE SPEARS: Well, at least she kept her pants on.

*RIIIIIIP*

NEIGHBOR: Ma'am, you've got a barista stuck in your va- AH! WHY ARE YOU EATING MY ARM?!
JAMIE SPEARS: Oh, that Britney.

Photos: Flynet

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first?

and second too ;) haha

Yup, little miss meth habit is batshit crazy again. She's got all the indicators; greasy unwashed hair piled up, oversized "I'm important, fuck you" sunglasses, disheveled unmatched clothing threatening to fall off her body (which, by the way, is NOT a dancer's body; too doughy), stupid vacant drugged out stare & those dumbass boots.

Get your cameras ready, papparazzi; there's gonna be some snatch flashing soon...

Yep those old moon boots bring bring back memories of a pink wig!! Don't go there Brittney, step away from the ugly boots.

#3, I bet you're one hot piece of ass yourself. Doughy, pimpled ass and all. =)

Britney may be only stumbling/lip-synching entertainment to you, but we in Southern Calif have to live with her. And my home in Woodland Hills is only a couple of miles from the Britneycave!

Believe me, everyone around here can't wait until Britney starts going wherever and whenever she wants without a keeper telling what she can do and can't do.

Just letting Britney follow her instincts and no longer have to act as if she's (more or less) normal is going to be a revelation.

The really crazy Britney is about to appear again!

She still is ... those boots, no bra and trashy outfits ... still ... and you sure can tell that she is medicated. Still ...

We're about to see SLUTney spears again. Time to buy stock in hotels, bars and gas stations.

#5, go back to the trailerpark.

Which smells worse?...the inside of her vag or the inside of those boots?

Yes. Britney is beautiful & talented.
Yes. Losers will always be jealous of her.
Yes. She looks great in any clothing.

However those boots look like something that
a person would wear in Canada in the winter,
not something for summer wear in California.

HAHAHAHA! YES! A joke with no Frappicinos mentioned, right on.

It is 75 degrees in CT today, too warm for boots. I couldn't imagine those boots breath well.

we all have our crazy boot, wild hair, big sunglasses, etc days. hers are just caught on camera everywhere she goes. you try living that life and see how well you do. i bet you wouldn't last a week in her shoes. hahaha.

Those boots are made for crazy. The shorts are made for a slimmer kinda crazy.

It is 90 degrees today in L.A.

It is 90 degrees today in L.A.

#13 - I'd take that Pepsi challenge

"...you can take the girl out of the trailer park....but you can;t take the trailer park out of the girl...."

@ 13, Yes we all have bad days but it looks like a 12 year old's closet threw up on her. Nothing matches or fits and those boots are an abomination.

I bet her feet smell like she walks barefoot into gas station bathrooms...oh, wait....

them are great for cold trailers floors

Good to see she's still brafree and nipplicious!

@ # 10:
They do look like boots we wear in Canada! Except us Canadians wear them much better than she does... Also, put a bra on nasty - and think about doing your hair once in a while!

wtf is she wearing? All of it. Gross. What a stupid retarded ho.

Woah! Woah! There are 2 beached whales in CA right now. Is anyone a marine biologist? Are her and her assistant trying to compete for the widest load, and the most mismatched clothing? She is a mess! She needs to take a lesson from Anna Nicole and her doctors. I guess she can say she is not as fat as Kfed - but that's not saying much.

I just saw her show the other night. I was 5 feet away from her on stage. She looks much better in person, very toned, not thick at all - not even her neck which always looks thick in photos. She just does not take good pictures at all. I was surprised to see how great she actually does look when she's right in front of you.

It seems lately that a more funky, vibrant Britney Spears has emerged onto the scene, giving a little hint at retro with a touch of modern mixed in. Certainly a trend setter from the start and still a trend setter to the end.

Randal

I need to be upwind of those boots, considering her well documented foot odor issues, probably why she is KEPT in Cali...

Awwww B Spears...I'm not gonna be mean and bitchly like all ya'll are being but seriously...girl needs help :(

She's wearing her PJ's. You know how everyone does that when they go to Starbucks. Hell, I used to wear my PJ's to High School because I didn't want to be late for the bus. You guys act like you think there's something wrong with this. Now, when I drive my kids to school, I wear my PJ's and I'm sure all the other moms do too.

I'll give her this much:

If my work required me to perform all sorts of antics on stage while pretending to sing every other day, I'd be pretty damn exhausted and would probably not give too much though to looking presentable during my off time. Kind of like an off-duty stripper.

This does not look good, but Britney doesn't give a f*ck. She can dress however she wants and this particular look is sure to get her attention. This outfit would only look somewhat passable on an 80 pound Japanese girl. No one should wear a particular style just because it looks good on them, but the idea is to compromise with more figure flattering cuts and lengths of styles that you like.

Sorry but I fail to see how anyone could find this "woman" attractive.
Her legs are short, fat and stumpy, she has a very masculine build, she could play linebacker with those big manly legs and neck. And she looks WAY older than her real age. It amazes me how anyone can think she looks good. She looks gross. I have seen women with 6 kids who look better.

Fat- check
Ugly-check
Tree Trunk legs-check
granny blouse-check
lunch lady arms -check
retarded skank-check

Romp.

32, 33 youtube her with michael jackson the way you make me feel. she looks like a goddess there and her legs are heaven. she is blonde, perfect smile, button nosed cute even still. There isn't anyone who would look hot with her standard outfits and hair. I think she is well above average. If she was 15 pounds thinner - she would look hot even in this crap she wears.

Wow.. I'll bet her feet smell like.... well.... feet that have been in a fugly-assed pair of fur lined boots all day long.

#8 JOIN ME at the trailer park.

You all are way too judgmental. Sure she has her crazy moments but how good of a person are you for sitting on here and talking shit about her? Why don't we turn the tables around and put you all on blast. Would every comment be a nice one, and could you really handle all that? Bottom line: stop hiding behind your computer and get a life.

She may have been hot 10 years ago, but now she is an ugly, fat heffer.

she was in her prime in 2002

Does her front tooth look rotten in the first pic?

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GodDAMMIT that country-ghetto neanderbilly skank's fuckin' ugly!!!!!

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Imagine the stink comin' off that bitch! From her stink feet, her stink cooze and ass and her stink ciggie breath....

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.............fuckin' 'eh that's a whole lotta goddamn stink!!!!!

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Britney I love you, don't listen all those idiots!

can't believe nobody's mentioned the heinous groucho marx mustache in the main picture. gross!

You know why she wears uggs in the heat, hide the smell of her stank snatch. She can blame her sweaty aroma on the boots instead. By the way, I don't mind her legs. Not a fan of stick legs, like a bit of shape myself.

take this ugg for a change?

She is sexy in bikini or without :-)
Some Britney's sexy photos here - http://www.nudebritney.org

"Get your cameras ready, paparazzi; there's gonna be some snatch flashing soon..."

I hope not. Her TWAT looks like a dogs leather (chew toy), that has been seriously worked over.

Hmm her boots reminds on Jessica Simpson's Daisy somehow.

I'd give the world for Brit to wrestle me to the ground, wrap me in those thighs, take off them boots and force me to sniff and taste her incredible moist, socked-feet. That for me is almosttheaven

#49
Just put 'me' somewhere in between.

((Momy i told you i don't like cheese!))

These boots are made for walkin'?

she's fat and ugly.

Is she about to come out from the conservatorship? Oh god, please say yes!


The boots hide the cankles, people. It's better this way.

Not one of her better candids, though. When her hair is down it camouflages her neck.

She is fat but beautiful.

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