Sep 30 2009
Britney Spears has a song about threesomes now
In all honesty, I don't really follow Britney Spears' music "career" as much as her penchant for going Tit Commando on a daily basis, but it appears her latest single "3" is about threesomes, according to Rolling Stone:
"Merrier the more, triple fun that way," Spears sings in one of the many, many innuendo-packed lyrics that seem like they were spawned from Prince's Dirty Mind-era brain. There's also "Three is a charm, two is not the same. I don't see the harm, so are you game?" and "If you don't like the company, let's just do it you and me. You and me... Or three... Or four..."
I'm pretty sure having a threesome with Britney Spears wouldn't be that great. Especially when she's the only one naked and you're constantly running to Taco Bell. But I wanna be the guy holding the chicken.
Reader Comments
1. josmo - September 30, 2009 11:49 AM
Pretty sure she's into threesomes cause no one would want to be with her alone for fear of being smothered.
2. steve - September 30, 2009 11:55 AM
This song was made by the same guy who made that Amy Song and also made that Katy Perry song about kissing a girl. Basically just exploiting to sell albums...what else is knew.
Hopefully the next song by one of these morons will be about peanutbutter and a german shepherd. It will be called "Nuts for you"
3. kimberly - September 30, 2009 11:56 AM
Can't she just fall off the face of the planet already? Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. Stupid ho.
4. havoc - September 30, 2009 11:56 AM
You know she's been vapor-locked by three guys before. That goes without saying....
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5. PsyKo - September 30, 2009 12:11 PM
a threesome? Maytbe she counts for two in that threesome...
6. Anon - September 30, 2009 12:11 PM
Such a good role model for the young girls who still listen to her.
If shes singing about her own, recent experiences then she must be glad she was once Britney Spears sexiest woman on the planet otherwise getting 1 person would be a struggle.
Well not a struggle. Friday nights are full of attention seeking sluts willing to give it up.
Her sons must be proud.
7. isitin - September 30, 2009 12:12 PM
She doesn't look as good as she did when she locked lips with Madonna that nite years ago, but you know what.......I'd still fuck her silly.
8. One 2009 Britney = Two 2000 Britneys - September 30, 2009 12:19 PM
It's not really about a song about a threesome it's actually about how having sex with Fatney is like having sex with two chicks all roled into one tubby, sausage armed, severly mentally retarded, latte guzzling hasbeen.
9. One 2009 Britney = Two 2000 Britneys - September 30, 2009 12:22 PM
#5 looks like you beat me to it!!!
10. Max Planck - September 30, 2009 12:26 PM
Mrs. Federline and her spouse? How big is the bed?
11. JADE - September 30, 2009 12:31 PM
Sounds like such a cute song to sing around her little boys!!!
12. Azura123 - September 30, 2009 12:38 PM
Is that a hole in the waist of her dress ? lol
13. Azura123 - September 30, 2009 12:38 PM
Is that a hole in the waist of her dress ? lol
14. yoooooooomama - September 30, 2009 12:51 PM
It would be so cool to meet her in a Target!!!!
15. joshduggins - September 30, 2009 12:59 PM
I would take her and her sister and me. Sounds like a blast.
16. kris - September 30, 2009 1:13 PM
She is at a Target!? She is GROSS!
17. DKNY - September 30, 2009 1:20 PM
Keep fucking that chicken!
18. tim - September 30, 2009 1:31 PM
Fat, ugly, talentless, skank.
19. Ganaab - September 30, 2009 1:35 PM
All the money this skanky ho has and she goes out in public with a torn dress? Yikes!
20. TheConsumers - September 30, 2009 1:45 PM
Never heard it called vapor-locked before. The nomenclature I'm familiar with for having three penises in each one of a woman's respected orifices is called being 'air-tight'
21. Randal(l) - September 30, 2009 2:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the threesome involves her, A bucket of KFC, and a bottle of Hersey's Syrup....Because she's such a naughty little slut.
Randal(l)
22. meme - September 30, 2009 2:40 PM
@2 loooooooooooooool sooo funny!!
23. Do FreeBird - September 30, 2009 3:30 PM
I was going to say the threesome would be Britney, a knife and a fork.
Then I realized that she probably doesn't use eating utensils.
So I guess it would be Britney, her bare hands, and a small dog to wipe her mouth off.
24. tess - September 30, 2009 3:31 PM
Nobody in their rigt mind would fuck that sloppy, fat, wore out skank. Give it up Brittney, your a has been and not sexy at all. She peaked at 17 and it's been down hill ever since. She give rednecks a bad name.
25. 1derwoman - September 30, 2009 4:07 PM
I don't know why she continues to sell music. If it weren't for modern day technology, we would see (hear) that she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. And, yeah, she gained weight, but where did her boobs go? What is she doing out in public with a ripped and stained dress? Wait a minute, what do I care?
26. heidi pratt - September 30, 2009 4:13 PM
She's so wholesome.
27. Jen - September 30, 2009 4:24 PM
ive posted this before, and i will continue to post it until she does something about it....i actually like britney, btw but
BITCH, DO YOUR FUCKING HAIR! FUCK!
28. joe - September 30, 2009 6:45 PM
I don't know what type of transvastite you are who does not want to have threesome with Britney. About you being not Britney music fan, oh wow as if she needs lame ass she-man like you to be her fan. Britney has the biggest fan base in the world, she sells out arenas in a moments notice, night in night out. Bow down to the biggest star on the planet, who is the simplest, nicest, kindest, beautiful person on the earth. You bad mouthing her shows your small mindedness, and igonarance.
29. Rhialto - September 30, 2009 6:53 PM
Is this the concrete jungle Lady of the Lake?!
30. Darth - September 30, 2009 6:54 PM
Nice leopard print on that checkbook!
31. cheeseburger pronto - September 30, 2009 6:56 PM
Is it actually possible that there are two people on the same part of the globe that might actually crawl into that crumb filled bed with britney at the same time?
I have my doubts because
SHE IS HEINOUS.
A mother of two that cannot take care of her own children (beside paying child support) is not sexy, not alluring and not very interesting. She should be on the JERRY SPRINGER SHOW permanent like.
32. Galtacticus - September 30, 2009 7:06 PM
She's dressed in her nightie and she's still a checkbook holding in her hand? You can tell she did just finish a threesome.
33. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded - September 30, 2009 7:26 PM
This stupid, stupid whore can barely even count to three, so don't worry about it.
34. Feedbo - September 30, 2009 7:57 PM
What a great roll model
35. PsyKo - September 30, 2009 8:51 PM
#34: roll model? I mean, that's a great fat joke if it was intended to be...
36. ed hardy shoes - October 5, 2009 9:48 AM
#34: roll model? I mean, that's a great fat joke if it was intended to be...
37. Cables - October 13, 2009 9:15 AM
Without the invention of the "Britney" vocal filter her voice would have no particular quality About it. The problem is anyone can use the same filter. sad but true.
38. A1Kaid - December 21, 2009 4:19 PM
Britney Spears and the whore-men and women who lead this industry of haram and brainwashing polluting messages, you fkers have succeeded in brainwashing this mass population of what you call humans. You use your music to spread immorality and degradation and profit from it. Shame on you despicable people.
Sincere Regards, A1Kaid