Sep 21 2009
Blake Lively's cleavage is my new best friend
Blake Lively arrived at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and almost made me forget about Olivia Wilde. Almost. In the meantime, I'd like to take this moment now to declare Blake's chest the Up and Coming Breasts to Watch for 2010 which is clearly higher than any honor those losers from 30 Rock will win tonight. Jesus Christ could appear on stage and announce he personally molded Tina Fey out of pure comedy, and it would mean nothing next to the fact I just said "Yo, check out Blake Lively's chest muffins." Just to put things in perspective.
NOTE: Bumped to the top and added more pics.
Photos: Getty, WireImage
Reader Comments
1. bob - September 20, 2009 9:24 PM
noggin drill nose and hooded eyes
bleh
2. flappaflap - September 20, 2009 9:30 PM
mehhh>>> why do we care about her? Cleavage does distract from less than stellar face tho.
3. Kamakazi Kunt - September 20, 2009 9:36 PM
Constipated butt face.
4. clpierced - September 20, 2009 9:38 PM
When have guys actually started judging girls on their faces? I thought you guys just wanted the boobs and ass..wow times have changed. Aaaannd blake has a very pretty face. okay, i actually think she is hottt. and i am totalllyy jealous of her boobs. i love gossip girls :)
5. necessary ROUGHness - September 20, 2009 9:43 PM
Id like to know if they're real before I salivate. You see what Hollywood has done to me?
6. mary - September 20, 2009 9:45 PM
cute
7. titsonsnack - September 20, 2009 9:51 PM
That's a total Jessica Rabbit dress, she should have had her hair down.
8. larrythecableguy - September 20, 2009 9:56 PM
screw all this , It has been reported that Laura Dern has been killed
is this true?
9. Jimbob - September 20, 2009 10:01 PM
She has moderate-sized implants. Boring, otherwise....
10. rah! rah! - September 20, 2009 10:12 PM
she sucks.
11. sarah - September 20, 2009 10:20 PM
wow is it just me or does she totally look like a young virginia madsen??
12. frank the dolphin - September 20, 2009 10:39 PM
Real or not, those puppies are awesome
13. yeahhh - September 20, 2009 11:06 PM
poor thing....she really really cant wear her hair elegantly slicked back...her face needs a constant nice-hair-distraction
14. billy - September 20, 2009 11:14 PM
Meh, nothing special about her boobs. They are widespread, meaning that when she takes her shirt off they are saggy mom tits or the ones that the nipples aim to the sides. Her face is okay......but nothing special either. The coolest thing I see in this pic is her braid; and even that isn't anything to "WOW" about. NEXT PLEASE.
15. richard - September 20, 2009 11:19 PM
who is this person and why should I care?
16. Sickitten - September 21, 2009 12:16 AM
I agree #13, not many people have the face to pull of that hairstyle. That dress is gorgeous & the perfect shade of red. She wears it well.
17. Beebedabee! - September 21, 2009 12:41 AM
Beebeda-beebeda-beeeeeeee
18. Topazrules - September 21, 2009 1:00 AM
Haven't heard anything about Laura Dern dying. I hope not. Anyone know?
19. Martina - September 21, 2009 2:32 AM
#11 ... you're right, she does look a lot like Virginia Madsen, and that's not a bad thing.
Blake is gorgeous, I can't believe all the posts that run her down - they must be same people who think that Kim Kardashian in shape.
20. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 21, 2009 2:48 AM
Not even motorboat worthy.
21. CAC - September 21, 2009 4:55 AM
Louboutin heels?
22. its obvious - September 21, 2009 5:39 AM
Her forehead is to oily and she needs to learn how to pose properly. Fake breasts = turnoff.
23. JustJess - September 21, 2009 9:47 AM
Ruler shaped=no thanks.
Give me Christina Hendricks any day...
24. Rhialto - September 21, 2009 1:41 PM
she looks quite acceptable.Nice hairdo too!
25. Boogeyman King Dong - September 21, 2009 1:52 PM
A plait like that is almost asking for a Joe Francis pull!
26. teresa - September 21, 2009 2:51 PM
Thought that kind of dress had already been showcased by JLo and Beyonce, no? Beyond the color I'm not sure how it's different.
27. Invicta7 - September 21, 2009 6:04 PM
It helps to have fake breasts. That dress wouldn't have done so well on that body before SIsterhood 2.
28. Amy - September 21, 2009 6:04 PM
Mannish face. Mediocre boobs. At least she is not fat. Her hands are nice.
29. Amy - September 21, 2009 6:07 PM
Red makes her look washed out. Orange red is ugly anyway unless your skin is olive, tan, or black. Would have looked better in a cranberry or bluish red.
30. hbomb - September 21, 2009 6:16 PM
she looks like she has had a stroke. nice tits, horrible face.
31. Bruce Bromley - September 21, 2009 6:17 PM
Right ones Shock and the left ones Awe, OMG...
32. Do FreeBird - September 21, 2009 6:34 PM
I can see cleavage on the Family Channel for Gods sake. I want FULL BLOWN NAKED TITS HANGING OUT IN THE FRESH AIR AND SWAYING GENTLY WHILE SHE WALKS DOWN THE RED CARPET!!!! Oh, and make them real Breasts, not those pathetic bolted on half cantaloups.
33. GM - September 21, 2009 7:11 PM
What cleavage??????
A - shes ugly
B- no tits ( although i did see the post of her pokies,,,,very nice) but still.
C- shes wack
34. chrisj - September 21, 2009 7:16 PM
Her dress reminds me of B. Hussein Obama....RED!
35. mjw - September 21, 2009 7:28 PM
A nose job and fake tits and still nothing special. Does anybody remember what she used to look like?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/01/gossip-girl-blake-livelys-secret-nose-job.php
36. zenmeduini - September 21, 2009 8:55 PM
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37. shallwedance - September 21, 2009 9:04 PM
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38. Eliza - September 21, 2009 9:20 PM
I really think she is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth. I was really surprised by these comments...she's gorgeous.
39. k - September 21, 2009 9:24 PM
No tits? Really, # 33?
http://www.gossipgirlinsider.com/gallery/check-please/
40. Delgo - September 21, 2009 9:48 PM
Blake Lively's cleavage
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Rated
41. Delgo - September 21, 2009 9:52 PM
Last pose looks like a head coach after the team goes 3 and out.
42. Crocoduck - September 21, 2009 10:13 PM
Just what we need, another blonde plastic talentless Hollywood bimbo. Woohoo. The only notable thing about her is the name.
43. Martina - September 21, 2009 10:45 PM
judging from the majority of the comments here about Blake Lively Negative), I'm guessing that most of the guys here spend too too much time banging their Khloe Kardashian companion dolls.
44. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - September 21, 2009 10:51 PM
Her zizter iz zo much prettier. Teen Which zhould have won ozcars.
45. Jennza - September 22, 2009 8:32 AM
She's enchantingly beautiful...
46. laurente - September 22, 2009 10:29 AM
she is not enchantingly beautiful
she looks live every blonde nose jobbed plastic titted gal in hollywood
boring
boring!
47. Meade - September 22, 2009 11:11 AM
Not big enough for cleavage. That's just inner sideboob.
48. Jenn - September 22, 2009 1:27 PM
GORGEOUS! She is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks a lot like someone I know. ME! :)
49. Verez - September 22, 2009 3:12 PM
Stunning. Perfection. I am in love.
50. Sienna - September 23, 2009 2:51 AM
...How the heck is she ugly? People's standards are beyond ridiculous these days. I'm betting the majority of people that keep attacking the celebs on these forums have asses for faces.
51. Al - September 23, 2009 4:37 AM
gorgeous dress, manly face
52. estetik - September 23, 2009 7:58 AM
great...
53. Amen MacRequire - September 23, 2009 4:41 PM
Blake. Lively. Haha. In artistic fields, stage names are used widely, but, but these awfully retarted names are Hollywoodian totally. Why not Bleak Deadly - much more hot and shit. And yet, within the limits of Hollypoop tagging.
54. Alan Vinart - September 24, 2009 12:56 AM
this girl is a goddess in a red dress
55. Davan Kesco - September 24, 2009 3:44 AM
Dear Superficial writer,
That be cleft not cleavage, cleavage touches boobies together!
That is all!
56. Estetik Ameliyat - January 18, 2010 4:14 PM
wonderful red dress .... Also had a very nice addition, low-cut chest.
57. çene kıran - February 13, 2010 4:13 AM
It was very, very decent red .....