Sep 17 2009Avril Lavigne ditches Deryk Whibley
Avril Lavgine is ditching her husband Deryk Whibley of Sum 41 after three years of marriage, according to Us Weekly:
"She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on," a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,000-square-foot estate in L.A.'s Bel Air. "Divorce papers will be filed any day now."
Whibley, 29, "is crushed," adds another insider.
Because I can't remember the last time Avril Lavigne and/or Sum 41 have been relevant, I'm going to forego the commentary and focus my efforts on something that actually matters. Like making myself a sandwich which, let's be honest, has way more pop culture significance. Don't believe me? I'm using spicy brown mustard. FACE!

Reader Comments
1. Little Moo - September 17, 2009 2:53 PM
Where has this come from? Apparently they've been splitting up for as almost as long as they've been together and Avril's been in New York all week for her Abbey Dawn fashion show, never mind being in the middle of writing and recording her 4th album WITH her husband.
I'll believe it when there's official confirmation
2. Harold^Sick - September 17, 2009 2:56 PM
That has got to be one of the ugliest men out there. How he got her int he first place is a conundrum all in itself. It's midnight, the failytale is over, princess.
3. Little Moo - September 17, 2009 3:02 PM
@2 Really? I always thought he was really cute. Either way, the rumours have been flying for AGES. It might be not be fake but if it is there'll be one hell of a law suit.
4. miked - September 17, 2009 3:04 PM
Wow. They are getting divorced? So much for that great sense of humor that he must have had, you know being that ulgy and all...
5. Danklin24 - September 17, 2009 3:04 PM
Is it me or does Deryk look like a frail old man in these pics? Maybe she dumped him cause the guy's such a weak pussy. That or she dumped him because he wouldnt fuck her, because lets face it, would you fuck Avril while being afraid she could dig into you with her vampire fangs at any moment?
6. Danklin24 - September 17, 2009 3:06 PM
#3 what law suit?
7. gofigure - September 17, 2009 3:15 PM
another one bites the dust! just add to the divorce ratio!!
8. It's Me Fuckers - September 17, 2009 3:28 PM
This is NOT cock!!
9. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 17, 2009 3:34 PM
I find her sexy for some reason. And, plus, if she'd fuck that troll I'd certainly have a shot.
10. gotmilk? - September 17, 2009 3:38 PM
yes, we're all so damn shocked.
he is not attractive whatsoever. plus he fucked paris hilton. that alone would make me question why avril would marry that old troll.
11. kingr - September 17, 2009 3:41 PM
He was a skater boy. She said, "see ya later boy."
12. Dude - September 17, 2009 3:42 PM
Wow, fake punk acts. Plus, who listens to (or performs) punk music after high school?
13. Im In - September 17, 2009 3:45 PM
This is great news... I'd wreck her shit so fast she wouldn't walk right for a week.
14. ama - September 17, 2009 3:49 PM
He honestly looks like a hobbit that found hair gel and bleach.
15. Stick it to the Man - September 17, 2009 3:50 PM
Nothing says "punk" like a $9.5M mansion in Bel Air. I'd hit it, but I'd prefer if her and all the feaux-punk groups would fall into a bottomless hole.
16. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 17, 2009 3:51 PM
Pink streaks in her hair? Looks like someone's on her period.
17. Randal - September 17, 2009 3:56 PM
Well, I've got to say I did not see this one coming. Both are fixtures on the Canadian Music Scene and one of the most well known musical husband and wife combination. Their amazing musical talent speaks for itself and both will continue to do well after this bumpy time.
Randal
18. VtFarmboy - September 17, 2009 4:44 PM
Great finally he didnt need her anyway. Hes a great guitarist and she is such a looser. He can do better now he isnt carrying around that old ball and chain behind him!!!!
19. VtFarmboy - September 17, 2009 4:45 PM
Great finally he didnt need her anyway. Hes a great guitarist and she is such a looser. He can do better now he isnt carrying around that old ball and chain behind him!!!!
20. xXx~avrilfan99~xXx - September 17, 2009 4:46 PM
i LoVe AvRiL sHe Is ThE bEsT lOnG LiVe PuNk RoCk!!!!!
21. Fors - September 17, 2009 5:05 PM
Woo, Avril is back on the market! I guess now we're going to see a surge of punk rockers trying to get famous so they can get a shot at her sweet spot.
22. James Summers - September 17, 2009 5:13 PM
The rumor is that 6 months ago she discovered she would rather be with women.
23. Yooarel.com - September 17, 2009 5:24 PM
To answer the aforementioned question: yes, I'd bang Avril. Are you crazy? She's fit, decently cute, rich... why the hell not?!
24. Stick it to the Man - September 17, 2009 5:30 PM
"James Summers - September 17, 2009 5:13 PM
The rumor is that 6 months ago she discovered she would rather be with women."
After three years with that fruit, who could blame her.
25. Mike Walker - September 17, 2009 5:40 PM
Fuck those ugly no-talent munchkins.
26. Jayger - September 17, 2009 5:42 PM
@20, her music is NOT punk rock, douche
27. Darth - September 17, 2009 6:24 PM
I even wasn't aware she's married.Who's that guy?!
28. ASenseOfRevenge - September 17, 2009 7:30 PM
@1 You want confirmation? She wrote a short note on her myspace blog saying they are separating. Go check it out for yourself. She is hot.
29. lllovelucy - September 17, 2009 7:40 PM
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30. lllovelucy - September 17, 2009 7:40 PM
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31. katie - September 17, 2009 11:14 PM
@2 i totally agree...gross
32. *****Krazyhotkelli********* - September 18, 2009 12:37 AM
Oh Avril, pleaze do not break Derryck'z heart. He lovez you zo....probably becauze he haz not met me yet...I am zo much more beautiful, and he will forget all about you when our eyez meet. Unfortunately, Robert Pattizon iz in love with me too, zo they will have to duel for my hand. It iz terrible to be zo beautiful and dezired. You lozers are lucky to be zo ugly. Oh, no. The Jonaz brotherz r fighting over me again. U r zo lucky not to be me. Ztay ugly lozerz.
33. Brooke - September 18, 2009 3:09 AM
I fucking HATE Avril, so sorry if I can't find it in me to cry her a river of sympathy. She married a musician at 21 and thought it would last. Oh, silly midget vampire girl... you are so naive... AND NOT PUNK. Stop kidding yourself, you're a bubblegum pop princess and no one over 12 thinks you sound smart or tough.
...yeah. I don't like Avril.
34. krys - September 18, 2009 3:58 AM
I find it hilarious how everyone here is responding so negatively. Sure it was her fault to get married at 21 etc but there are so many girls at that age who get married with their high school sweethearts and whoever.. I find that just as laughable.
to 33, she never said she was punk. ever. I myself don't like avril but all the shit you just wrote about her is false--apart from her being a midget.
35. The Taxman - September 18, 2009 10:15 AM
I've got dibs on her skinny ass
She'll need to wear depends after I'm done with her
She'll be crapping jism for a week
36. Pilatunes - September 18, 2009 10:34 AM
Jesus, that fuckin' guy makes me feel like Adonis and Hercules wrapped up into one. Way to go Avril, you managed to marry a supremely unattractive man AND one who used to date Paris Hilton to boot. Lesson to women: if the guy you are dating used to date Paris Hilton, he is by definition a douchebag and you shouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
I used to like Avril but now I am starting to think she's kind of an idiot.
37. spike - September 18, 2009 10:49 AM
I believe she did proclaim once that she's PUNK. Yeah, uh huh, sorry but that little midget wouldn't know Punk Rock if it sat on her lap and called her 'mummy'.
38. el ces - September 18, 2009 11:47 AM
'bout time. I want my turn.
39. White667 - September 18, 2009 11:52 AM
Fuckin' dibs man, she's still hot.
40. mamamiasweetpeaches - September 18, 2009 11:54 AM
I got nothin snarky and bitchy to add (shocking, right?) except that I remember thinking she was too young to get married when she did. When your young and have the whole world at your finger tips WHY settle down (You hear me Jonas Brother who just got engaged?) I lived every day like it was my last til I was 26 and THEN I settled down. You gotta live it up til one day you say "Im too old for this shit" and decide to sit back and have kids.
41. EricLR - September 18, 2009 2:58 PM
I guess she got tired of being married to a dude who perpetually looks like he just came off of a multi-week heroin binge.
42. hullabaloo - September 19, 2009 1:14 AM
brandon davis looks like fat elvis
43. gloria - September 19, 2009 6:27 PM
dumping him just in time for her birthday. that's sweet. (i only remember her birthday because it's the same as mine...)
44. Narcissist - September 20, 2009 9:37 AM
I kinda feel sorry for him. Unless he had physical contact with Paris Hilton.
45. Martin ONassis - September 27, 2009 3:43 AM
This woman is the worst kind of bitch. SHe acts a part, sell out to Chase bank, has dumb old losers write her songs, and just sucks. She is a horrid human being, and like most of her type, she will prob be a bitch until she's 90. He should've knocked her up if he could, and stolen tons of shit from her. Sure he's heartbroken, but if you let a woman bust your balls, then what do you expect. This girl needs a good bukkake and then kick her out the front door of her own house. Then leave.
46. turd the third - September 28, 2009 8:44 AM
Dick Wobbley looks like such a douchebag!! We all know the other already is a huge douchebag.. Oh well.....