Audrina Patridge does Maxim

Hot and gross.

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I still can't get past her lazy eye...

I would literally rather fuck a mongoose, but that being said, these are WAAAY better than that cunt Heidi's bullshit playboy shoot. and I mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better.

Not quite as boring as Playboy.

Wedding cake=Instant soft off.

I want to play with her cans.

Do some people actually pay money for a copy of Maxim?

this one I would probably do..at least once

Forget about the gap breasts her eyes are messed up....

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I mean of course I'm doing her and the rest of the females on the hills but she's not perfect and therefore no better than me.

She's perfect.

I don't care what you say... i would bang the dumb out of that chick.

She has cankles!

i'd bang the lazy out of that eye.

Second rate face. Next.

@12 - That's too much work for one man. I will take the back, you get the front - we'll meet in the middle.

Born without an upper lip and a personality she remains an inspiration to the thousands that aspire celebrity without talent. Her unquestionable devotion to display her fake tits is a true gift. Her day will come soon. She will make a fine porn star and her journey will be complete.

The photography is second rate.

Is there anyone that has not been in the magazine? Jesus, the Progressive lady will probably be in it next month. Fucking weak.

bad boob jobs are bad

Is there anyone that has not been in this magazine? Jesus, the Progressive lady will probably be in it next month. Fucking weak.

I could see myself holding her head as it bobbed up and down on my knob. Appears she'd be a bit of a drooler.

@19 - I would plow the progressive lady before this pile of wonk tits. Progressive lady is nasty hot.

What is all this chatter about the progressive lady? She has the most annoying voice on television EVER! I have to turn the channel. You guys are deaf and dumb.

let's give it up for ceiling eyes, she's smoking hot here.

She might be nice if it wasn't for the fact you could drive a semi-truck between her tits

Progressive lady is HOT SAUCE!

'nuff said

Her eyes look so dead in the eigth pic. It's kinda creepy, like she has no soul or something. Very disturbing.

That is the hottest eff me shoes ive seen since clear heels in pic 3...and the lay outs aint bad either...

OMG! I just saw number 10. Dead zombie eyes are attacking us all!

@24 - Why can't women understand how the "I would" game works? Men don't factor things in like her annoying voice or how blessed dumb some chick is when thinking about plowing it.

if men only hit stuff that wasn't annoying only their dog would be getting laid.

OMG! I just saw number 10. Dead zombie eyes are attacking us all!

Why in 99% of the pictures I see of this chick, she is not looking at the camera, but above it?!? It's like the photographer is holding up a squeaky toy to get her attention but she can't stop staring at it!! Look at the lens dammit...especially if your going to be on the cover of a magazine! Why wouldn't anyone tell her about this?

nice hair but dunno, she doesn't do it for me

25. Love it. I think they lowered the camera so its as if shes staring almost at eye level. Almost

@ 24. That is a sexist statement! Progressive lady is weird and unfunny, just like you McBeef!

"15. Eva - September 9, 2009 4:16 PM

Second rate face. Next."

Yea- I'm sure you're a real 'catch'.

Maybe similiar to that of the man eating catfish I saw on the Discovery Channel over the weekend- but with more whiskers? Shut the fuck up.

i cant get past them huge teeth and lazy eye and she has all that money why couldnt she get a better boob job

All these attention seeking whoes should just stop wasting their f$#king time and release a sex tape already, then it can be decided what talents lie where. Talents???....bah poor choice of words....-> NEXT!

Nice Rack !

Smoking hot! Anyone who thinks otherwise is a deluded fool who has no appreciation for beauty in the female form. I would: do her, sleep with her, bring her home to mom...

I'd hump her til she threw up the cake.

bitch is dead behind the eyes..

CEILING EYES

shes got no ass

they airbrushed the shit out of her top lip, which in real life, is about as thin as mary kate on coke.

I did her.

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Ladies, please do NOT get fake boobs. They just make you look silly. That point is made clear by this bubblehead. Or should I say bubblechest.

This cunt radiates absolutely no heat.
Maxim, FHM, Stuff and all those other bullshit magazines cater to the lowest common denominator.

p.s.

I LOVE KIDS!!!

For the record, I'd like to ram this broad's face into a steaming pile of dog shit.....or AIDS.

STILL LOVIN' KIDS!!!

#50 and #51. So are you crying out for help or what. Kill yourself before you molest children.

She looks 40 in these pics! Wasnt she supposed to be in her early 20's??

Her face just looks....different or something.

Der, anything is better than Horsey Montag. Come join me in wishing her away...

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We can do it, together.

she has a long face

the photographer asks her to face down and look up

#13 THANK YOU!

The Progressive lady IS nasty hot. That's a perfect observation.

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The photos look kinda cheap... like quality wise, not content wise. Well, that too.

I know that they're trying to look "that way," but Maxim photos are so shittily done. I mean, it's on-camera flash quality-- again, I know it's intentional. So if porsche put out a Yugo clone, would it suddenly be good because it was supposed to be a piece of shit?

this bitches eyes look weird

Audrina Patridge is very beautiful. She has ******THIS IS A SUPERFICIAL BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: PLEASE SHAVE YOUR HAIRY SNATCHES YOU DISGUSTING BITCHES. ******* a great body and is very intelligent.

Lets see some pics of Julia Velotas from Rehab.

I hate fake tits and yet I still think she's a hottie. I'd fuck her if only someone could assure me that stupidity isn't an STD.

Hold up a sec...the girl on those photos is the same girl as the girl in this photo:
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/audrina1.jpg

Am I the only person who thinks she looks completely different? She looks more like Heidi Klum in these shots than Audrina Partridge.

Nice to see she knows that good girls swallow!!!

Carrie/#52

what's wrong with lovin' KIDS?

Carrie/#52

what's wrong with lovin' KIDS?

she would look soooo much better without the fake boobs :[

Damn she's not very good at posing is she...

can I have a facial expression?

Hotter than Heidi's spread? God, even the Microsoft Licensing Agreement is hotter than Heidi's spread.

And for the record, I think the Progressive Lady (Flo) is the shiznit.

Um hello, does anyone notice her lazy eye?!

she lookd better without the blonde highlights, but either way i bet she is fun

These are nice; so much better than Heidi's. I'd rather watch my dad shower than look at Heidi's photos.

To all you bonelickers who don't think she is hot, you're fucking retarded and wouldn't know a hot piece of ass if it shit in your face. Go back to the basemant and spank one out to your mom's Glamour you pathetic bunch of never-having-had -any-pussy motherfuckers.

@72. LMFAO!!

Bubble Gum shot is great.

You guys just hate her because she's a Republican!

Let me say once again that this woman is by far my favorite of the "famous for being famous" girls. Is she out there acting all douchey, trying to convince people she's all deep and we should spend every waking hour wondering what wonderful things she's up to? Hell, no. She just keeps her damn mouth shut and shows off her tits in pretty pictures. Audrina knows what the deal is, and there's a lot to be said for that.

That alone makes her more attractive than Heidi, Paris, and the rest.

she looks like she got work done. she still has semi-ceiling eyes, so that sucks for a guy trying to look into her eyes while fucking her. but on the plus side looking up while giving head will be easy :) i want her boobs, but without the huge gap. i wish i was famous:)

@76: Methinks you doth protest too much.

I know that they're trying to look "that way," but Maxim photos are so shittily done. I mean, it's on-camera flash quality-- again, I know it's intentional. So if porsche put out a Yugo clone, would it suddenly be good because it was supposed to be a piece of shit?

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They did their best to cover up her cankles, bad boob job and lazy eye. Good work Maxim!

Obviously, she is a deliberate，if we turning a blind eye to it，she must angry.
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These are so oddly shot and photoshop that they look like video game renders

Well I'm prettier! S-o-r-r-y!

i love that colour of blonde that everyone seems to have at the moment. its quite natural and fresh.

she is hot! i dont know why her eyes are always fucking up?!? is she looking at you? is she looking at the sky - who knows>???!!!? fuck! LOL
Still hot as hell!

Whatever. I drove past 10 better looking girls on my 5 minute drive to work.

Sexy feet!

#'s 8 & 10 are really the best because she's not in some wacky and clearly uncomfortable pose...either its bad direction, or she has no sense of how to be sexy.

pretty bra and panties :-)

lol at how flat her ass is..

it makes me giggle when guys act as if they're picky.. when in reality they are dating someone ugly or their ex was way ugly. and they can't get any better. i've seen it so many times that i'm going to say its a fact!

grow up. audrina looks hot

They photoshopped the hell out of those bedroom ceiling eyes

Photographer: So I told here bend down and eat a piece of cake.

friend : and?

Photographer: She did it!

Both laughing their heads off!

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I don't care what you say... i would bang the dumb out of that chick.

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And I'd fuck stupid, again, even with her dead eyes staring through me.

UGLY chest..

She honestly looks like a corpse. I'm so uncomfortable when I have to look at her. It's different than Tori Spelling and that other horse Heidi Montag-they're just effin ugly. Audrina just looks dead.

Thin lips, vacant eyes, sunken cheeks. She's literally got a dead face. Even her teeth somehow look like those of a corpse- seriously it's crazy. I can't get the image out of my head. If you've ever seen a corpse you know what I'm talking about. Just google "female corpse" and you'll see what I mean.

I would bang this broad so hard. Unbelievable body, and great feet, 10 minutes with those toes...I would pay alot of money.

You could drive a RV full of Duggers through that cleavage.*

*not original but very funny.

Let's see...stand at least 10 feet away, get some bubble gum or hair in front of your lazy eye and bend at a angle that makes the tits lean correctly. NO! Don't come any closer. Ah yes, now you are attractive.

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Could you at least Photoshop a paper bag over her head or something? This site is becoming littered with butterfaces.

Pretty girl, but have you noticed that her eyes ALWAYS look dead, even if the rest of her face is smiling broadly....it never, ever reaches her eyes....spooky......keeps her from being really beautiful.....

Have to give it to her.... making the best of what the big guy gave and what he did not!!!
These are the best pics I seen of her ever.. I would dig in....

Nice.

Progressive lady is hot. Is she in Maxim? I want her more than Cleo from Heathcliff.

Who?

Pretty girl! Is she doing the laundry?!

... is "Maxim" Latin or French for "overly airbrushed"?

shes still looking way better than she used

omg she looks soooo different ; maybe im just not used to the change but i miss the dark hair innocent look

hot and sexy..

I'll let her eat my cake

She is hot, simply stunning. Would love to see more of her!

nobody else has notice the 2 sets of top teeth in that photo? its in the mag too and the only reason i would be here posting, thats so weird

I want to be in place of the strawberries ..

breasts on the number ...:)

this is really hot babe?
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