Sep 24 2009Ashlee Simpson walks like an ostrich

Wowzers maybe first!

Yikes! she looks anorexic.

Yikes, she looks anorexic in pic #10, or all the pics really.. Ew!

Looks like she has a few ostrich feathers on her chest as well.

No...I'm the last of the do do's!

maybe she thinks it makes her look thinner

Where's that little schlub she usually has in tow?

Shot #9... crazy eyes.

when photographed from the front, it makes you look thinner!

why is crazy neck famous again? oh yes...she fakes singing for a career.

#7 that's awesome.

Yep, she's the last do-do. dadodo-da-do-do-do....

Coke makes you twitchy....

Christ look at her hideous chin. Time to get the chinplants taken out, , at this point you could strap that bitch to the front of a ship in the North Sea and use her as an ice breaker. That is gross as all hell.

It's funny, she was a no talent hack singer, and now she's a useless celebrity like the Kardashian Kunts.

I think she's in decline. And what's with that outfit?

she needs to eat a sandwitch!!!!

she needs to eat a sandwitch!!!!

She's trying to keep Pete Wentz's sperm from sliding down her throat.

i think i see nip on #9, post baby droopy boob nip

eh gads, looks like lurch or maybe she is just concentrating on walking, really, really, really hard.

She's definitely not anorexic, if anything she's trying to hide the fact that she's gained weight.

I've seen pictures of her ALOT skinnier than this, and she isnt scooping like a pigeon in any of those.

Poor babies just self-conscious of being a fat ass :(

Looks like drugs to me

pointy chin.. why so pointy?

Christ, someone GIF it already

I will never, ever understand how this skank can be famous. She does nothing and has no talent whatsoever. This country is fucked up.

When the paintbrush of perfection was used with Ashlee, it started out with those long, silky, sexy legs. With a hint of oil, created her radiant and glowing skin. The dazzling secondary colors where then splashed perfectly on her face, finishing off with that burning red color hair of desire.

Looking like a woman more and more, Ashlee!

Randal

She should stick to posing solo.. other people in the picures make her look that much more retarded. her god damned face pains me... she should have left it alone.. she was doing alright with big shnozz and isn't doing much better with the new one.. plus it looks like shit.. along with whatever else she had done around the same time..

Randal wants to splooge all over this horsey...

'With the feathered quill, it penciled in a beak grand and mighty, and a chin as a cliff, for the beaked ones to land upon, and eyes of wonk, to glaze over like a fine thanksgiving turkey"

LOL at Ashlee Simpson hiking up her shorts to her armpits like some old spinster.

maybe she was giving head and it just......stuck there.

Fish you sure are obsessed with Joe Simpson. Does someone have a man crush? Jesus stop talking about him already, its fucking disturbing.

Yeah this broad is dense, especially in her pursuit of "beauty". She didn't have a hook nose, it was a very distinctive indian head nose which was classic and aesthetic. That's why Jessica is more revered visage wise. (not just for the melons)

Besides the idiotic plastic surgery, this girl is making a very bad decision with posture and is going to have back problems her entire life. Take note girls, young and old, be proud of your titties. Jut them things out there as soon as they bud and get your shoulders back and neck straight for a lifetime without back trouble!

Her nose used to look better after it was first done and still swollen, now she just looks like all the other plastics.

What kind of good drugs is she taking. Oh, I know, the Hollywood Coke Diet Plan, it's not drugs but a diet.

she brings nothing to the table.. brains, looks, talent,,,, zero, nada , zilch.
so why in the world does she take up as much room as she does in anyones life other than her childs ?

haha wow shes unrecognizable with all that plastic. nasty bitch with a shitty voice.

@17 - don't worry, it's all going into his boyfriend's backside

she has verrrrry bad posture..

I wonder how she'd walk with my tongue stuck up her sweet ass?

pointy chin.. so pointy, pointy
anoint my balls.. anointy, nointy

eww what is she doing?? that is not attractive...

like a skeleton..

Actually, it looks like she's having a hard time walking in her shoes, and she's compensating by hunching forward and poking out her neck.

Most high heels have a little bit of a platform under the balls of the feet, and her shoes look like she doesn't have much of anything. With as high as the heels are, she probably feels like she's going to fall over.

I'd say the only crime she's guilty of is not knowing how to walk in heels like that.

She seriously needs help. DISGUSTING. She looks really old and frail and nasty.

"44. GROSS - September 25, 2009 11:02 AM

She seriously needs help. DISGUSTING. She looks really old and frail and nasty."

Oh stop being so fucking over dramatic, you assclown. Old? Grow up. I'm sure you're a real piece of ass. I know, I know, you get more ass than anyone else at every one of the family reunions..

That's what happens if you give too much head!

Yeah, she probably hopes that doing that makes her look thinner.

-meream

Just an awkward, talentless pop whore who should never be forgiven for going on a TV program with the world "LIVE" in its name and lip synching.

That's called BAD POSTURE!!

and @47 people do walk like that to make them look skinnier (taylor momsen) ... but it doesn't work ... obviously.

Does she have any problems with her neck?! Maybe i know a way to help her out?!

@50 She'd even might like the penis stuffing part.

nice

What's with those dumb ass poses, she is so clueless. that whole family are a bunch of inbred dumbasses. There was definitely some inbreeding going on Joe's side of the family. And the way he looks at Jessica is very disturbing its like he's ready to pounce.

Jessica was doing the neck jerking thing too when she was singing that song A whole new world duet on the Alladin dvd with Nick. Even Nick glanced at her like wtf are you doing. She looked like a chicken head.

What's with those dumb ass poses, she is so clueless. that whole family are a bunch of inbred dumbasses. There was definitely some inbreeding going on Joe's side of the family. And the way he looks at Jessica is very disturbing its like he's ready to pounce.

Jessica was doing the neck jerking thing too when she was singing that song A whole new world duet on the Alladin dvd with Nick. Even Nick glanced at her like wtf are you doing. She looked like a chicken head.

she never was the prettier one thats for sure... As dumb as jess is ateast she a more natural look ... she looks good with makeup or without.. while ashlee is just average .. no amount of surgery is ever going to give her that va va voom !!!

what the hell is she wearing?

She looks like a bobble head.

Ok, now for the important question, who is the cute chick in picture #8?

She's always posed like this, I think to look shorter next to her really short husband. Google pictures of her when she was blonde and you will see how skinny she is now.

Oh, and in pic #8 she's wish the gorgeous and healthy weighted Katie Cassidy. Wow, what a mistake to pose with KC when you look like Quasimodo.

#25,Randall.What the hell have you been smoking?The girl is obviously all plucked up.

had red hair suits him a lot .. beautiful woman ..

Heyyy ..! Dress is very elegant ...

Dude,I know it's a lingire or however the heck you spell ot party thing but,really?? You know you are aloud to wear clothes sometimes? Your not at home Ashlee!!!! The 17th comment: That's really NASTY! I am underage and I can see that,maybe you should keep that thought to your self. Back to the comment:Didn't you have a kis Ashlee,great role model,now your kid is going to walk around naked. I feel bad for that kid,one of his parent's is emo and doesn't wear underwear and the other one is an overgrownbird,ugly,walks around pretty much naked and is just plain out stupid,isn't that wonderful?!