Sep 8 2009Ashlee Simpson sounds like an awesome pregnant woman

lol first

This chick is still 100% grade A useless. She could not sing, she can not act, and she has had enough plastic surgery to make her nearly unrecognizable from her original face. What a worthless cunt.

Gawd...when is she going back to BLONDE, cuz she is one fugly redhead.

so skinny... remember when she was pudgy? This is basically all she can do - starve herself. what a useless piece of cunt

she's a big FAT LIAR!

she's a big FAT LIAR!

I need pictures. Otherwise, it never happened.

Umm...random! Whats with the orange oompa loompa tan?

surprisingly she is almost attractive now... wtf?

She keeps getting more attractive, while her man-cow sister keeps getting less attractive.

The sister with the big cans at an early age always peak early, then gets fat and squat (like Jessica) while the skinny younger sister blossoms later in life.

It's like the younger sister drifts in the big tittied one's shadow, then emerges glorious.

This bitch could get plastic surgery until she looked like a goddess, she'd still give me the heebie-jeebies. She just grosses me out. She looks like she saves her farts in little plastic bags, and eats her own snot.

Both of the sisters look like their eyes are pointing in different directions..it's weird. If God had never told papa joe to pimp out his kids..they'd probably still be living like us lowly heathens who can't afford, or don't need plastic surgery to make us less painful to look at.

Actually, most women in their last trimester are very flexible due to the hips moving out and tendons relaxing, making room for birthin' babies. She's not unique in this respect.

Isn't that actually really unhealthy?

Why is she bragging that she used to be a ballerina? I saw her dance...Nothing special...

She's a no-talent cunt

Her face looks soooo plastic. She could be one of the desperate housewives or any of many of the other "celebrity" whoars.

Her face looks soooo plastic. She could be one of the desperate housewives or any of many of the other "celebrity" whoars.

I wish i could give her the hook each time shes appear on my monitor...You know who get the hooks right?

Who is managing this chica? Dry up that facial oil and get her back to blonde and washing her hair regularly. However, nice to know she knew not to eat like a cow.

If you can put your leg over your head then that means that you can put your foot in your mouth and STFU!!!!!

LOL at #20!

WHY is she even on this site again?? Her and Speidi should go away to a far, far universe and talk about their plastic surgery together all day.

she is so dumb. i dont care how much surgery she gets, or how anorexic she is, she will always look like this to me

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1299767/article_images/headline_1178208373.jpg

#10-Mike

I almost feel like you were that younger sister you explained. you used to be the ugly duckling and now you are the moooossttt beautiful younger sister in the world!!!! am i right? its ok you can cry on my shoulder and then go down on me :)

Do all these wannabe celebritards come with a wonk eye these days? It's got to be great to be a photographer and yell something like "Hey, Ashlee, over here! Okay, now both eyes this way! There ya' go!".

her face looks so artifical..

From a close point of view a pregnant belly could be at the same time a fitness ball as well.

"4. Alyssa - September 8, 2009 4:17 PM

so skinny... remember when she was pudgy? This is basically all she can do - starve herself. what a useless piece of cunt"

Pot............kettle.......black.

Jealous much, you whiney slut?

Jesus, you people are mean to each other.

Can't we all just touch each other and get along?

Jesus, you people are mean to each other.

Can't we all just touch each other and get along?

I need pictures. Otherwise, it never happened.