Sep 14 20092009 MTV Video Music Awards: Everyone whose name isn't Kanye or Taylor Swift
Here's everybody else who attended the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards and didn't act like a three year old in the middle of the cereal aisle. Pretty much everybody's here: Lady Gaga, those Twilight kids, Leighton Meester, Lauren Conrad as an Oompa Loompa, that witch from Willow, some chick from The Hills, and Amanda Bynes' horribly aging face.
Enjoy.

Reader Comments
1. asfawe - September 14, 2009 1:18 PM
first. i hate you
2. Peter Pumpkin Eater - September 14, 2009 1:22 PM
Picture #13 (Perez and Pete): Two of the gayest, talentless idiots on the face of the planet.
3. mel - September 14, 2009 1:23 PM
Wow. So uh, everyone looks horrible.
4. Judah Ben-Hur - September 14, 2009 1:27 PM
I'd bang Shakira like a screen door in a hurricane....damn, she is hot.
5. Bree - September 14, 2009 1:28 PM
Wow, what happened to Amanda? Something is seriously wrong with her face... look at that smile! uuugh
6. ohhowsplendid - September 14, 2009 1:31 PM
Uh, Lady Gaga is hideous.
7. Liz - September 14, 2009 1:34 PM
Christ, they didn't waste any time:
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8. Superevil - September 14, 2009 1:37 PM
Say what you will about Amanda Bynes but I'd still rail the shit out of her
9. Say No to Gay Fish - September 14, 2009 1:37 PM
Lady GaGa would kick Gay Fish's ass
10. Chrissie - September 14, 2009 1:40 PM
First off, Lady gaga and the shit she qwears is so stupid she makes a fool out of her self every time she makes an appearance...
stupid girl
11. alex - September 14, 2009 1:45 PM
lol at "that witch from Willow."
well done fish.
12. AnnaDraconida - September 14, 2009 1:46 PM
That should be a real gun Pete Wentz's pointing at PH's head.
On a 2nd thought, Pete would probably scream like a little girl if he ever saw a real gun.
13. Max Planck - September 14, 2009 1:50 PM
Everything here...except talent.
14. Jesus Juice - September 14, 2009 1:52 PM
Time to call Roto Rooter...serious accumulation here.
15. Some Girl - September 14, 2009 1:54 PM
Taylor Lautner is the only one whose clothes and/or accessories don't look like total shit. And I'm pretty sure that he's like 12 years old.
16. Landon - September 14, 2009 2:00 PM
Kanye making an ass out of himself.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLIWzCsdkZA
17. TK - September 14, 2009 2:00 PM
Madonna = Faye Dunaway
Not necessarily a bad thing, as far as avenues for aging gracefully go.
18. DB - September 14, 2009 2:04 PM
Thats not Amanda Byrnes it's Kelly Clarkson, haha moo...
19. John Wayne - September 14, 2009 2:07 PM
If you see kanye on the street show this peice of shit what a real man is, Kick Kanyes Ass!
20. Stephanie - September 14, 2009 2:21 PM
Hi Superficial, Check out these exclusive pictures of Amy Winehouse last night as she turned 26 today.
I tried finding a contact so that you could post them but could'nt find it
http://www.hilkoo.com/2009/09/happy-birthday-amy-winehouse-celebrating-with-charlie-hilton/
best regards,
Stephanie
21. Steph - September 14, 2009 2:23 PM
exclusive Amy Winehouse pictures on her birthday late last night in london..post them up, I couldnt find an email to contact you
http://www.hilkoo.com/2009/09/happy-birthday-amy-winehouse-celebrating-with-charlie-hilton/
Stephanie
22. No GayTards - September 14, 2009 2:24 PM
Gaga has stretch marks on his/her tits.....must have been a fat ass before
23. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 14, 2009 2:41 PM
Amanda Bynes is still lickable.
24. Aerialgreen - September 14, 2009 2:43 PM
* Beyonce's video: three girls, white background, multiple-take choreography, $3 budget for concept, hyped to the max, aimed to both delusional tweens and lonely 40-year old spinsters.
* Taylor Swift: the everyoriginal story of a shy ugly white girl (because obviously MTV/Disney says anyone with glasses + pony tale = 100% fugly) is in love with the popular effeminate non-threatening neighbor white boy, who at the end of the video becomes a virginal beauty goddess than snares his love's attention from high school hooker (also "played" by Taylor). The End.
25. ldelu - September 14, 2009 2:46 PM
I'll dare to say that thanks to Lady Gaga this year performances were awesome, I mean, they all tried really hard to make great performances, and why? because they knew Gaga would do something out of this world and they need to try really hard to even compare to her performance. They all did a really good job, so thanks Gaga for being so passionate in your performances, you are giving everyone a reality check: Entertainers are here to entertain us, not to be Gods. And they'll better be good and what they do, because we are the ones that make them rich and famous.
26. Superman - September 14, 2009 2:55 PM
What the fuck happened to Amanda Bynes? That chick used to be cute as hell. Damn Whitney Port is ugly as shit.
27. puhleez - September 14, 2009 2:55 PM
did Gaga sing or lip synch? He/she can sing, but I bet he/she didn't.
28. Aerialgreen - September 14, 2009 3:01 PM
Amanda Bynes, stay away from the botox and collagen shots... let time do it's job on you with a resemblance of dignity.
29. Ralph - September 14, 2009 3:04 PM
As she ages, Lady GaGa looks more and more like a man. Let's see how long is "she" going to remain in the closet?
30. Randal(l) - September 14, 2009 3:11 PM
Lady Gaga has a cock and balls, I know, they are delicious.
Randal(l)
31. Plobes - September 14, 2009 3:26 PM
Madonna brushed her hair!!
YAY!!
32. biteme - September 14, 2009 3:29 PM
i want to store my salty nuts in amanda bynes' squirrel cheeks
33. Randal - September 14, 2009 3:41 PM
The best performance hand down was Lady GaGa. Original doesn't even begin to describe this musical genius. Her dance moves are solid, she writes her own music, plays musical instruments and has a say in everything she touches.
Top notch!
Randal
34. Maria - September 14, 2009 3:42 PM
LADY GAGA is more like MANLY GAGA....that thing has a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A HE!!!!
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
Should be stopped and shouldn't be allowed out in public....
35. Maria - September 14, 2009 3:42 PM
LADY GAGA is more like MANLY GAGA....that thing has a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A HE!!!!
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
Should be stopped and shouldn't be allowed out in public....
36. moi aussi - September 14, 2009 4:14 PM
Please. Wear. Pants.
37. kate - September 14, 2009 4:26 PM
um, stephanie pratt? lip augmentation? ugh, looks like shit
38. Aerialgreen - September 14, 2009 4:26 PM
I'm already printing stamp-sized pictures of Saint Beyonce (with prayer on the back) to sell among all you gullible bunch who bought the Taylor/Kanye PR stunt.
Thanks for making me rich IN THIS ECONOMY! *laughs all the way to the bank*
39. gotmilk? - September 14, 2009 4:34 PM
stephanie pratt looks outright ridiculous. half of these people have nothing to do with anything music related.
and lady gaga looks like she stole that outfit from rainbow bright. she needs to go away, as in locked up somewhere. and she lip synched her performance for whoever asked.
40. Frank Lucas' Bitch - September 14, 2009 4:48 PM
Ew, Lauren Conrad looks disgusting. What's with the HORRIBLE, horrible fake tan and caked on make up? WTF?
41. Up Yours - September 14, 2009 5:04 PM
Fuck MTV
42. trailers - September 14, 2009 6:28 PM
crazyyy womannnn
43. suck it - September 14, 2009 8:02 PM
did Courtney Love get out of rehab?
44. iola - September 14, 2009 8:06 PM
OooOOOohMiGoodness! What the Hell happened to Stephanie Pratt's face?
45. ringmybell - September 14, 2009 8:38 PM
Madonna: classy and beautiful + an elegant MJ tribute.
Alicia keyes: beautiful, but the dress is too matronly...starting to look milfy
Lady Gaga: tries so hard to be outrageous that she actually NOT
Leighton Meester: HOT and cheeky. LOVE HER!
Perez Hilton: just get out.
Amanda Bynes: round body and HOT
Stephanie Pratt: can't believe I just typed the name. die bitch.
Shakira and Allessandra Ambrosio: PURE SEX
46. lonely_girl01 - September 14, 2009 9:49 PM
i love ashley greene!! she's prettier with her long hair. :)
47. lonely_girl01 - September 14, 2009 9:53 PM
what happened to Kirsten's (stewart) hair??
not fit for her style...
48. Laneeeeeeeeee - September 14, 2009 9:55 PM
I just puked looking at Gaga
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51. Intermino - September 14, 2009 10:08 PM
Shakira and Leighton looked gorgeous!
Alicia Keys looks damn FAT! Look at her legs! Get on a treadmill!
Kristen Stewart's hair looks kinda cute, and a LOT better than the mullet
everyone else, eh
52. datroof - September 14, 2009 10:21 PM
Kanye West doesn't care about white people.
53. Dave - September 14, 2009 10:43 PM
Man she and Sharon Stone must have the same doctor.
54. bridget - September 14, 2009 10:47 PM
lady gaga's shoes are fab
55. Jenn - September 14, 2009 11:24 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww what in Gods name happened to Amanda Bynes.. YIIIKESS! She looks terrible!
56. -J - September 14, 2009 11:53 PM
my gawd, LC looks like some typical 70something Boca rich-bitch who spends her existence in the sun greased down with olive oil and holding a trifold mirror. Seriously though, these corny celebs spray on more bronzer than a chip foose paintjob, this shit needs to end.....
57. RaraAvis - September 15, 2009 12:10 AM
How the hell can you blame Taylor Swift for what Kanye did? She was the victim in his drive-by shooting off of the mouth. Jeez, she's just a kid -leave her alone.
And thanks to Beyonce for being classy enough to give Taylor her moment. Love it when the ladies hang together.
58. She needs some sleep - September 15, 2009 12:19 AM
Amanda Bynes horribly aging face? You must be high. She doesn't look good here (bad makeup job & looks like not enough sleep; she needs to cut back on the all night parties), but she doesn't look like skeletor (aka madonna), who has a horribly aging face. She's only 24ish; give her a break...
59. Mike Judin - September 15, 2009 12:43 AM
Alicia Keys I love You Soooooooooo Much!!!
You are sooo hot!!
60. Mike Judin - September 15, 2009 12:43 AM
Alicia Keys I love You Soooooooooo Much!!!
You are sooo hot!!
61. Maxyo - September 15, 2009 2:00 AM
Wtffffffffz is that rash between Gaga's legs?????
62. KN - September 15, 2009 2:49 AM
Leighton Meester looks gorgeous and I like her dress too. Same for Shakira, looks very pretty and beautiful dress.. The rest are alright.. But Miss LC haha yeah easy on the bronzer.. Whitney Port is also very beautiful as usual, but kind of boring dress... And dear God Stephanie Pratt..!! I feel soo bad for her.. I read that she had anorexia or was bulimic.. I mean she used to be... I guess she had a relapse.. ? Poor girl... Hope she gets better.. She seriously looks so skinny... And I don't think it's up there. But there's another pic where the bones are just sticking out her back.. :S This one http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/events2/stepahnie-pratt-9139-6.jpg and even though, it's not like she's exactly big and curvy here, which I think is from last year.. But you can see she looked better and healthier.. http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggpMQd1e6hM3RAYbyWEwR05g---y626-x495-q75-n1/omg/us/img/05/2e/9162_7261554962.jpg .. And sorry I'll just end my rant about Stephanie now. I'm not even a fan or anything. I just always feel bad for any poor girl from Hollywood or just any other girl, who gets an eating disorder....
63. KN - September 15, 2009 2:51 AM
Umm I hope my comments got posted.. Confused...
64. KN - September 15, 2009 2:52 AM
Guess not, copy paste :P
Leighton Meester looks gorgeous and I like her dress too. Same for Shakira, looks very pretty and beautiful dress.. The rest are alright.. But Miss LC haha yeah easy on the bronzer.. Whitney Port is also very beautiful as usual, but kind of boring dress... And dear God Stephanie Pratt..!! I feel soo bad for her.. I read that she had anorexia or was bulimic.. I mean she used to be... I guess she had a relapse.. ? Poor girl... Hope she gets better.. She seriously looks so skinny... And I don't think it's up there. But there's another pic where the bones are just sticking out her back.. :S This one http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/events2/stepahnie-pratt-9139-6.jpg and even though, it's not like she's exactly big and curvy here, which I think is from last year.. But you can see she looked better and healthier.. http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggpMQd1e6hM3RAYbyWEwR05g---y626-x495-q75-n1/omg/us/img/05/2e/9162_7261554962.jpg .. And sorry I'll just end my rant about Stephanie now. I'm not even a fan or anything. I just always feel bad for any poor girl from Hollywood or just any other girl, who gets an eating disorder....
65. KN - September 15, 2009 2:53 AM
Yeah never mind.. :)
66. KN - September 15, 2009 2:54 AM
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68. IRONMANAustralia - September 15, 2009 4:32 AM
Leave Amanda Bynes alone!
All you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She makes money for you BASTARDS and you just want more, more, more, more, MORE!
Her show on Nickelodeon was called, "Amanda", for a reason!
Leave her alone! Right Now! I mean it!
Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with ME!
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70. estetik - September 15, 2009 5:27 AM
she looks awful...
71. Insecthero - September 15, 2009 11:20 AM
Okay, I get that Lady Gaga is only putting on an act and pretending to be all wierd to get people all riled up one way or another about her, and is giggling behind her hand at how she can manipulate people and crap.
I get it.
But I still want to go into a red-eyed rage and beat the bloody shit out of her every time I see her ridiculous, ass-ugly face.
72. poopster - September 15, 2009 11:23 AM
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73. Darth - September 15, 2009 12:35 PM
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74. Rhialto - September 15, 2009 12:42 PM
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75. Nero - September 15, 2009 12:45 PM
Are these the lap dancers or do they more?!
76. Galtacticus - September 15, 2009 1:11 PM
Shakira looks hot in these pics!
77. I call 'em as I see 'em - September 15, 2009 4:03 PM
I think that Lady Gaga resembles a young Nancy Sinatra (facially, anyhow...)
-wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if Lady Gaga was Old Blue Eyes' granddaughter?
78. damanda - September 16, 2009 12:03 AM
Amanda Bynes looks as though she's been put on steroids for some reason and has gotten all puffy. Either that, or she's been on a week and a half long binge, stayed up for five days straight, and then tried to apply her own makeup. Damn.
79. Duke Steele - September 16, 2009 7:50 PM
Good job putting Donatella Versaces's head on Lady CaCa's body. I can't even tell where the stitches and bolts in her neck are.
80. Gue - September 17, 2009 3:45 AM
Why the hell does Amanda Bynes look like Stiffler's mom?
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