Aug 16 2009Spencer Pratt's machine gun birthday cake

DO NOT WANT!

These two are completely ridiculous. And sidenote, what the hell is up with Heidi's yellow striped hair? Did she decided playboy blonde was too natural? They are so gross and I'm sure she doesn't even have sex with him.

I love how they're still shamelessly promoting her playboy cover, even though everyone has already seen the pics and knows they're terrible. If that girl was anymore airbrushed, they would have needed to bring Pixar in. The fact that Playboy would let someone so low on the totem pole have a no nudity clause AND let her assclown husband interview her just shows that Hef has gone off the deep end!

i take it by the number of candles this used douche bag lover is only eight? it would explain a lot if he is.

wish it was real so he could blow her brains out

Why is Douchie McDouchebag still holding that copy of No-Nudes Magazine?

I share the same b-day as this guy? not all leo's are attention whores, sometimes attention just seek you out...

@5: You beat me to it, though it would be nice if he used it on himself afterwards.

As an NRA member for life, I just rolled over in my grave.

Let me communicate this: Spencer, you know what you have to do with that gun. Heidi, show me your tits before he does it. (Can I go back to sleep now, Mummy?)

Please,Please No more of these D-bags, If you just ignore them, they WILL go away. Ditto for J&K+8. It worked on Morton Downey,Jr.

Hey. What happened to that promise about not having to see their ugly faces anymore?

What is with these two....... and why do you keep posting them?

Wish he'd eat a real gun.

As dumb as he is, he is still smarter than Joe Biden.

People generally HATE these two fucks so why does the land of fruits and nuts continue to promote these clowns? They are either related to someone or fucking someone. No other other reason.

Moronic Republicans and guns- they just go together.

Moronic Republicans and guns- they just go together.

Please tell them to die!
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POSTED BY SLICE -

"If that girl was anymore airbrushed, they would have needed to bring Pixar in."

Brilliant!!!

@zuzuspetals

you may want to check your attitude. they're reality stars in Hollywood. the odds are they're liberals like you. thanks for bringing politics into it assbag.

@Adam, you may want to check your brain.

These two cockhats campaigned for Palin and are self-proclaimed gun-loving Christians. Zuzupetals was making a relevant comment where as you, like most Republicans, made an uneducated comment based on bullshit that proved her point. Nice one.

stop posting these fucksticks, you're giving them what they want and making me vomit. if she's not showing tit then I DON'T CARE.

Couldn't have said it better myself, #22.
Fuck off, Adam.

Stop posting about Heidi and Spencer!!!!!

I suppose the machine gun represents all those solid Christian values. Christ is weeping.

He's a creeper...and her face, I HATE IT.

I think I speak for all gun in owners in saying that I'd rather shoot Spencer Pratt than have his kind in any way represent the rest of us!

Does anyone--including them--actually like or respect or have any interest in them? No. So stop motherfucking posting about them.

It must be their lucky weekend to be posted here twice.

Isn't there really any other news!?

These photos were free!?

As dumb as these two are, there's something kind of sweet and romantic about their marriage. Their mutual stupidity makes them compatible; it binds them together.

No one yet noticed which of these two is wearing the pearl necklace???

Goes so well with the pink shirt. Tres chic for a chick.

She must have made that thing herself. It has two triggers, one in front of the clip.
And this tough guy, that loves guns, MACHINE GUNS!, couldn't last one week in the fucking jungle behind a parking lot surrounded by a camera crew without descending into the hysterics of a five-year old. SANJAYA OUT-MANNED HIM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Yeesh.

#22 and #24

I'm sorry I have a life and don't follow these idiots as apparently you do. But for the record-- HOW IS THAT A VALID POINT?

Moronic Republicans--- yeah. That's relevant to a couple of idiots posing for a picture. As usual, liberal pricks making things personal and pushing their politics on everyone else. You're both sad brainless fucks who unlike me are too pussy to use your names. Grow up.

Dear Fish,

Please stop posting about these two. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

spencer looks like somebody who has a group of kids locked up in his parent's basement.

Disturbing...

Why? Someone please beat his face in with a rusty pipe that happens to have a shard of glass stuck in it that was, oddly, laying in a flame making it hot enough to melt the skin and get stuck in there as you beat him with it. Is that too much to ask? Heidi could stand by and watch, or, get raped by rabid badgers. Either way.

Did he curl up and die yet?

Too bad he cant shoot himself with it.

Adam,

Lose the weight. Lose the attitude. Realize ALL Liberals aren't stupid. Get a sense of humor. Maybe have some sex and if noone is willing, GO F***ING get off so you aren't so angry. Obama ROCKS. You don't.

I genuinely have no idea what these two are "famous" for. All I know is that her nude pics weren't nude, so they can fuck off and so forth.

As much as I hate them, I gotta hand it to 'em. They love being douchy wastes of space and they've made a career doing what they love.

I swear on my children that if I met this complete douche-socket on the street I'd fucking jack him so hard he'd pass into the next century.

These two are a complete and total waste of space. And the worst part is they make money being cocknuggets.

I would love to see Spencer Prissy join the Marines or Army. He wouldn't make it past the reception station. Most shit talkers don't

P.S. The second trigger is for the grenade launcher I believe.

P.P.S. Please do not refer to it as a gun. It is a weapon.

Thank you for your time.

My rant is over.

It's occurred to me that Marilyn Monroe showed more in her pictorial nearly sixty years ago.

I thought this site was through posting "news" about these two clowns.

Needs to learn to use toner properly :(

Remeber these "things" that shill themselves out FLIP-FLOP alot the republicans then there liberals, but if that was a real gun I would think they should use it on thenselves and end this pitiful fake christian attitude they show off. they will probably become Scientology Xenu followers next then they go into Kabbalah; with them shelling out fake smiles and overpriced blessed water in a bottle that was filled up from the tap in the kitchen. Hugh Hefner must be getting senile if he put her fake ass in the mag .

For Fuck's Sake! Even "The 'Port" isn't that much of a knob-slobbing, anal ease-lovin', kneepad-wearin', fudge packer. Don't get me wrong, he's all of those things, but he couldn't hang with this Spencer homo. He'd seriously be out gayed!

He's the epitome of a douchebag. I get a slimeball vibe whenever I see a picture of him and his stupid flesh colored beard.

Wow- this site has changed. Back in the olden days if I pointed out that Republicans are morons, it would stir up a veritable hornet's nest of ignorant, lizard-brained shit that would go on for 500 comments or more. Are all the Obama-haters too busy in their klaverns today?
But hey, I'm not complaining- you all make me proud. Well, all except for you, Adam. You're a fuck-up.
After 8 long years of chicanery, we finally have an intelligent, articulate President! Wooo!

Wow, i would have loved that cake for my birthday - when i was ten.

has it ever occurred to you assbags that if you all just STOPPED COMMENTING on fish's 'heidi and spencer' posts, he might actually STOP POSTING about them.

he keeps updating about these two fuckwits because for some reason they seem arouse some sort of sexual commenting-frenzy among you idiots.

and yes, i realize some smartass is going to say, 'Hey well YOU just commented on this post too, ha ha ha look who's the idiot now!'

indeed... how silly of me.

Hows about let's try this... every time Fish posts about them, simply comment

'No one gives a shit'

and I guarantee the posts will stop. hopefully.

posting these pics does not seem justifiable. If someone smashed the cake in their face and they started crying it would.

@ 56 - He might be a jive turkey though. He's pulling some B.S. that smacks of W. himself, although he's a little smoother about it. Maybe that's why people want dumb presidents.

Palin/Speidi 2012

Someone please kill them or at least stop posting pictures about these loosers.

what a douch!!!!! I'd like to punch him in the face!!!

Attention liberal dumbass(es) - this is not a machine gun! This is an interpretive design based on an M16 which is a selective fire assault weapon. As a douchebag liberal you should know what an assault weapon is because you'd like them to be banned and confiscated so real men can't defend themselves from liberal fascism.

For all the politics going on in this thread, there's an old saying, "If you're not a liberal in college, you have no heart; if you're not a conservative 10 years later, you have no job."

Being a republican used to mean being fiscally conservative - e.g., a smaller government that spends less money. We could use a little of that thinking now.

Who the fuck is Spencer Pratt? And @ 63...."REAL" men would go at it with their fists...not behind a gun....pussy! bawk bawk

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These pathetic, narcissistic, self-centered, sickening excuses for human beings give the rest of humanity a bad name.

Along with the likes of Twatney Sperms, Hagdonna, Lindslut Blowhan, Octomomfreak, etc.

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no one else came to this birthday party.

we all know WHY.

Dear Fish. Pease quit posting photos of these losers. That is, unless they are funeral scene photos.

I love guys like 63. They think thier assault "rifle". Yes, that is "rifle". Weapon is a generalization that includes pistols and other weaponry. His rifle (if he even has one) probably isn't cleaned or zeroed properly. Him and his buds probably take it out on the weekends to shoot at shit (close range, of course) because the noise is "cool" and they like the way the shell casings pile up on the ground. What a loser. The cool part is he'll eventually blow away one of his uneducated, redneck friends. No big loss.

I hate him. I hate her.

Oh, and YAY! #65... you rock

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Her teeth in the first pic haunt me...why do they look so creepy? I find myself repelled, yet I can't...look...away.

Evil, evil douchebags.

From these cold dead hands will you have to take this rifle away from me!

And now the "Turkey Shoot" begins...100 points for each eye...and you have 4 to choose from...BEGIN SHOOTING!

I just really hope at least one of them has been spayed or neutered,.........

I'm not coming back to this site if I have to look at those two again. Enough is enough & they are too much.

Spencer Pratt's machine gun birthday cake! no one else came to this birthday party. we all know WHY.