Aug 27 2009Spencer Pratt is definitely gay

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waste of space

YOUR GAY

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I don't know what that was, but it was definitely NOT a lap dance.
Also, his face was like one you give a child who is showing you something they can do and usually doing it poorly so you pretend like it's awesome anyway so as not to hurt their feelings.

its funny but seriously heidi posts are only slightly less boring and lame than jon & kate ones.

What happened to Spencer's "Hooray for Jesus!!!" campaign?

So, that is how the worst lap dance of all times look like? Cool, good to know... (To do exactly the opposite, of course)

I Hate Speidi (Spencer+ Heidi)!!!

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LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ♥
LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ♥
LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ♥
LETS HATE THEM TOGETHER!!! ♥

What the fuck, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE TWO! Stop posting so much shit on them, there a billions of other people out there!!!!

At least he wasn't reading her fucking Playboy again.....

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He's all icky and sweaty. Looks like he's on ecstasy. Might have gotten over-stimulated by the flashy, plastic, golden jiggling thing moving in fast-motion in front of him.

I'd f### her, but then again that's not saying much.

5&6--ON POINT like a muthafuckin dart game.

Fuck you, Fish.

You assume there's a vagina in Heidi's pants.

Also, why are you still posting crap about these two? I say a rule shoudl be made. If it doesn't involve some sort of nudity (or murder), then nothing should be posted about Heidi or Spencer.

Alright, you win. That was hilarious.

Jesus is the man! the weeks disobedience will be all forgiven during mass on Sunday.

Most annoying couple ever.

I think the whole marriage and couple thing is as fake as they are. Notice in pictures when they are showing "affection" and kissing, they never actually kiss. They pose as if they were about to. That video didn't do anything to disprove any of it.

I think the whole thing was cooked up by MTV, they saw that someone idiots somewhere were interested in these two twats, so they paid them to continue the "relationship" into real life.

Well said #16, I'll go get the kool-aid!

For fucks sake.

Typically I can't stand seeing these idiots but that was fucken hysterical!

Never before in my life have I wanted a single person, let alone two people, maimed and beaten to death. These two are a complete waste of space and oxygen.

And I really hope that Spencer is not gay. Thats a terrible thing to burden the homosexual community with. Seriously.

oh look, another heidi / spencer post that the superficial community unanimously rejects

are you sure she's not having a seizure?

If he wasn't gay before that disgusting display, he is now. God she's the fucking anti-sexy.

Perhaps she is epileptic and the flashing lights were too much?

Spencer certainly has a great wife and it shows by the big smile on his face. That's a happy husband!

Heidi, your live performance was amazing, it's no wonder why everyone was talking about it the next day.

Randal

Holy shit. That was the most all-around awkward thing I've ever seen. The dancing, the reactions, everything.

Holy shit. That was the most all-around awkward thing I've ever seen. The dancing, the reactions, everything.

Holy shit. That was the most all-around awkward thing I've ever seen. The dancing, the reactions, everything.

First of all, she sucks at lap dances. Second of all, she was trying to shake her ass but was shaking her chest and shoulders instead. Wow.

I'm with #24 ... and Randal ? What are you smoking ? Aparrently it's good shit.

snoozerooni. please. can we have a moratorium on these two zeros.

I used to hate these 2 but now I think they are hilarious. Don't fight it, feel it.

Holy shit she looks like an epileptic pony

HAHAHAHAHA ... i didn't know this site was for comedic relief. sure tits and ass but c'mon ... this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. They are a perfect match ... she can't give a lap dance (unless it's to some magic little elf sitting and bouncing on her chest barking orders) and he spends the whole time looking over her shoulder anyway dreaming of man C0CK. Hence, the smile on his face and the fact he immediately turns away when she is finished.

hahahaah the girl on the left looks like she wants the ground to swallow her up.. god love her.

That is the worst lap dance ever. she looks like she is having a seizure. Shes the biggest idiot ever. thats how you know this marriage is a cover up for specer. no one in their right, straight mind would marry heidi

ewwwww

I love how she purposely catches glimpses of her "dance" in the mirror. And still does not improve.

I love how she purposely catches glimpses of her "dance" in the mirror. And still does not improve.

So THATS what an eplileptic on meth looks like .. huh who woulda thought it would come in the form on Heidi.

Wow! That was pretty Bad. The worst lap dance I've ever seen. I think the girl with them thought so too. You could see it in her face. These too really are a complete waste of space and one day we are going find out it was all a shamble. The way they "pose" when they take their pictures says it all. FAKE,FAKE,FAKE!

LOL that was funny, was she impersonating Chris Kataan from SNL? lol It looked more like a seizure than a lap dance LMAO.

I'd fuck her.

I took meth once at a night club, and I promise I danced JUST LIKE THIS. She's either on meth or coke- mark my words.

Either way, that was fuckin unbearable.

That was... how do you say...RICH?

Can't join your facebook group but I do have my own Gwyneth Paltrow hating site, if you're interested.

In all fairness, if I had a woman attempt a lap dance in the same way Heidi did, I probably would have had the same look on my face. Ya know, the one where you're terrified and confused but you're also worried about how the person may react if you show your true feelings. Seriously, that's her trying to turn a guy on? Imagine what kind of movements she'd make if someone told her she looked like...Well, her.

That was the worse lap dance of all time. I had a better time watching monkeys throw shit at people... it was hilarious though, well at least how the other woman was looking. lol. But at least she didnt sing.... if she did, i think everyone in the club would have left

Dance my little money machine, DANCE! Watch we will see her photographed in the same dirty costume so Spencer can cash in on her five minutes on a white trash pagent. Poor pretty girl in flesh beard's cage.

Dance my little money machine, DANCE! Watch we will see her photographed in the same dirty costume so Spencer can cash in on her five minutes on a white trash pagent. Poor pretty girl in flesh beard's cage.

*facepalm*

some ppl should be kidnapped, kept away from society and used as sex slaves, maybe that should teach them something, bunch of whores.

#54. Cpt. Picard - you said it best!!! i second it! hysterical!

She has the mobility of a lego block.

She's hot and I want to have sex with her. That is all.

I want my 35 seconds back…

I wouldn't be able to have a smile on my face if the only person who dances worse than Elaine Benes was having her seizure in front of me.

ha! hahahahahahahahahaha i seriously about DIED laughing at this fugly whore who thinks she can dance. She was bobbing up and down like a f*cking woodpecker! What WAS that? hullo, I used to be a stripper. This girl has obviously never even seen how your supposed to do... well, anything seductive. I hafta go with Spencer on this one no matter how big a douche he is... who could be turned on by that?? OMG hilarious! I bet she is TERRIBLE in bed. Like, really, really utterly terrible. HA!

Don't post anything with 'clubbing, Spencer and Heidi' in the title that does not actually involve the use of a club or baseball bat making contact with either of the two.

Only one internet abbreviation for this: LoL, my friend. LoL.

Ok who the fuck is this Randal guy? He's starting to really freak me out...

Poor poor Jessi. She also did the interview with these bozos where Spencer said thagt Heidi was the next MJ. MJ incarnate or some shit.

Jesse looked soooo uncomfortable and incredulous during that session too.

God these two need to be hit by a bus.

I'm surprised because normally it's Heidi Montag who's holding off.Booze?

He looks quite cozy with the MTV-host too,isn't it?

That was the most awkward thing I've ever seen.

I'd bet anything that Randal is Spencer... It would be cool if the superficial would reveal IP addresses of comment posts... what would be cooler is if you stopped posting anything about these two. I can't wait for the day when I see them on some reality tv show 10 years from now and they're both washed up and more broke than flava flav.

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