Aug 6 2009Sharon Stone wants you to see her nipples

publicity whore

No thanks. I'll pass. There are cougars and then there are mountain lions.

I like her boots in the last photo.

man that's a good looking GILF...i'd knock any dust there was off that pussy!

That last outfit should be a requirement if you want to be a female sideline reporter during football season.

or, at least, airbrush interpretations of her nipples' likeness

I honestly wish they would just get rid of photoshop. Just show us how folks really look. We all aren't so stupid to think that this 51 year old woman doesn't have any wrinkles, veins, cellulite, flab, etc. etc. etc. I'm 24 and my body doesn't even come close to looking as good as hers in this picture. But I'm sure after photoshop, I'd have the body of a goddess. This just isn't right.

You don't want to know how mountain lion shit smells.

I mean, this is what she really looks like: http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sharon-stone-nomakeup.jpg

Looks like David Bowie

@7
blahblahblahblah.....BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!

...let us dream Amy

I honestly only remember her in TOTAL RECALL. I think that was her best acting and Arnie's one liners, "Considadis a divorce" LOL

she looks amaaaaaaaaazing! damn

I'd still hit that.. Just gotta be worried about her stabbing me with an ice pick afterwards.. Or maybe her vagina has teeth!

A good friend waited on her at the Biltmore in Phoenix, AZ. Said she was a complete bitch and insisted on being waited on hand and foot. When she brought her chips and guacamole like she requested, Stone take her hand and pushed it right back at my friend and said 'take this green stuff away, what is that?!' I mean, who doesn't know what guacamole looks like?! She is just an eccentric bitch.

@15

That is a BRILLIANT story! Well done!

Now fuck off.

I would do this woman so hard and for so long that I'd still be doing her in the old age home. She is freaking fantastic! I was soooo in love with her in Total Recall (and anything else she's been in). She's bat-shit crazy, gorgeous with a great body and completely self-confident. Sex with her would be a mind-altering experience.

At least it's not Madonna

#17 - dude, that's because she's part preying mantis... Bitch'll chew your head off - literally - and feast on your brains as she climaxes...

I'm 19 and a 51 year old has a better body than me? WOW

I can't believe this woman is 51. Simply amazing!

She looks close to that, shes very skinny these days. Give the old bag a novelty fuck...Y ---not...

Photoshop.. (again way overused)

The woman is just one of those gorgeous people of the earth at any age. Look at candid photos of her walking down the street and you'll see she's still amazing looking. Just nature.

it's funny how POV changes with aging,
when you're:
16 you see a 20 year old and think "she's hot, I'd bang the shit outta her"
you see a 30 year old and think "meh! she's old", and a 40/50 year old and think "eww, mom, is that you?!"

when you're:
25 you see a 16 year old and think "she's DAMN hot, I'd bang the shit outta her"
you see a 30 year old and think "meh! I pass", and a 40/50 year old and think "eww, mom, is that you?!"

when you're:
35 you see a 16 year old and think "she's FUCKING hot, I'd bang the shit outta her to the power of 10"
you see a 30 year old and think "if she pays me why not", and a 40/50 year old and remember "eww, mom, was that you?!"

when you're:
50 you see a 16 year old and think "she's FUCKING hot, I'd bang the shit outta her if it wasn't for my prostate"
you see a 30 year old and think "I wish she was 16", and a 40/50 year old and think "I'm still young inside, where's my 16 year old?!"

when you're:
70 you better have a shitload of money 'cause anything pre-menopause and after puberty makes your pacemaker tingle!

geez people, you would think some folks would be familiar with the word photoshop by now. this was all pure bullshit. she does not look like that. besides, her body looks like total shit!
those legs are like sickly toothpicks. she looks like hohan. only a little younger (due to photoshop)

@25 Bravo!!!

Notice how she's raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots... Must be saggy otherwise LOL.

Notice how she's raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots... Must be saggy otherwise LOL. Why is she famous anyways??? Oh yeah, because some cameraman caught an upskirt bush-shot and decided to sneak it into the movie. What a tramp.

Notice how she's raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots... Must be saggy otherwise LOL. Why is she famous anyways??? Oh yeah, because some cameraman caught an upskirt bush-shot and decided to sneak it into the movie. What a tramp. I'd still do her.

# 25, meh, you need to up the ages a little. When I was 16, I weighed about 80 pounds, was in the 10th grade, and was very unattractive. I didn't start looking decent until I was about 18 or 19. I'm sorry you're a perv. Also, I'm only 24, but 30 is def. not old. Forty, yes, but not 30.

She has never once, in her entire life, been either talented or useful.

This woman is not and has never been remotely attractive.
And she can't act.

She showed us her pussy before, this is nothing.

fake. i'd rather blow up a balloon.

If her tits were a lot bigger, i would think it was Lindsay Lohan.

I'd Bang her hard until she breaks a hip and laugh as she struggles to walk and says "I've fallen and I cant get Up."

so to recap, Randall is into trannies, racism, pedophilia, is a chronic masturbator. and abuses the elderly

Randall

Photoshopped or not. She looks HOT!

She looks a thousand times better than Madonna. OK, so that's not saying much. MADONNA LOOKS LIKE THE LANDLADY FROM KINGPIN.

At least she is wearing something to hold that saggy gut of hers in. And she has NO ASS at all. It's all about angles and Photoshop you fools.

She looks great !

Photoshop your girlfriends and see if they look half this good .. that is if any of you meanies have girlfriends.

#31. Jen. 40 is NOT fucking old. Now go away & fuck a donkeys nut.

I can see the photographer in the banner pic saying, "show me your cougar look.....yeah that's right baby......show those claws....uh uh...uh hu... yeah that's right.....raaaawwwwrrrr! We gotta shoot girls. Now get this goddamn vasaline off my lense!".

koo koo ka choo Mrs. Robinson

This is one picture that I didn't even click on to see it without the stars because I didn't want to vomit, and did anyone else notice that her shadows don't match her poses. I think she is a ghost.

I think this is photoshopped and I'm wondering what she's thinking. Isn't there an age limit on this? Is she trying to compete with the young jittabugs?

I would administer a terse rogering....but only because it's been awhile. I am tired of the hands on approach....5 tackle 1.....Palmela Handerson......just sayin'....

these pix make me wonder why sharon stone has her breasts exposed yet is wearing a corset-like thing. i fear the tummy...

Comically obvious implants... I haven't seen a boob that round and high up with a dead-center nipple in a while, especially on a 50 year old.
But I gotta admit, that was probably her best option.

***RARF***

@ 7 Amy - Fishing for compliments, are you? Come on, you can't be as goony looking as this moldering soured corpse. I bet you'd know not to pose like this at the very least. Seems like ANYONE should know not to pose like this. She looks like a fool. Can't imagine anyone looking good in these poses, except maybe the last one. Not Stone, though.

@ 25 damn - I don't think I had any aversion to under forty women when I was 16. As long as they weren't fat or have that mommy helmet hair.

Does this bitch even act anymore?

Ugly, can't act, total bitch, nothing new since Basic Instinct 2....WHY is she around?

Seriously...I'm lost here.

She's probably had lots of surgery - why not? She probably uses "et alors" as a curse word now too. Randal's troll is hotter.

It says on the cover, "I'm 50. So what?"
Ironic when you remember that she's lying about her age...She's 51.

"sharon stone wants you to see her nipples"

but I don't want to.

Nasty ass titties...I revoke my comment, Bitch, wishes she was 19

She worked literally her ass off to get this body shape.

It looks like that her regular diet lately is lettuce and cucumbers.

Since when is the Lilo look popular?

@31

Jen sweetheart, nobody and I mean NOBODY here gives a rat's ass about your inflated opinion of what you might look like or even your opinions regarding age appropriate attraction.

These posts are not about you no matter how hard you might try to twist them that way.

You are a narcissistic, addled and boring cunt.

She's a weird feminist. Some feminists want to use their looks as a source of empowerment, but for what purpose. Seems her career is almost dead and she is still trying to preserve her looks for whatever attention men or women will give her. She needs to find another job. - bbwsinglesdate.com

And fearsarewishes is a big doodie head!!

granted, there's a lot of photoshopping here, but someone needs to show these to madonna and tell her this is how it's done.

I would do her

That photoshop job looks amazing!!!

@7: Yeah, just "get rid" of one of the most powerful photo editing/graphic design tools in the world. Screw it, get rid of GiMP and Pixen as well. Graphic designers, professional photographers (who take pictures of nature AS WELL AS people), and web designers should just use MS Paint for everything now.

Honestly, don't be daft. Who cares if they touch her up? Why does it even matter to you? Sounds a lot like jealousy to me, especially considering you don't know for a fact that she's been heavily Photoshopped. Color adjustments and such are obvious, but you have no idea whether or not there were an excess of winkles or veins that were covered up. So why not just be a dear and keep your jealous comments to yourself? It'll certainly make you look less like a moron... at least by a little bit.

She is irrelevant and no matter how good she lookes her body does not handle a good sex night, not a 51.

She is irrelevant and no matter how good she lookes her body does not handle a good sex night, not a 51.

TOOOO BAD that everyone reading that magazine has the internet and has (most likely) already saw the horrid photos of how she really looks, that were taken a couple of months ago. Really , really horrid. Like a true elderly person. She does not look 50, she looks almost dead.

Even on the photoshopped photos, why did they leave her 'boobs' looking so hideous?

Eh...she's unattractive. That's the bottom line. OK to look at? Shrug. Sure. Want it? Shaking my head...no way.

she has always been a publicity whore,old pussy ,worn out...

as being a retoucher i say it's a nice piece of art.
many hours of ps work. but it has nothin to do with a 50 year old sharon stone.
its just embarassing what kinda image she wants to transport these days. publicity whore.

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@7 Amy you can't airbrush away fat. Too many young girls today don't worry about their weight! Every pic in magazines is airbrushed but you can only airbrush so much. If she didn't have a nice body to begin with, they wouldn't want her in the mag. Use your heads. She looks great! Give here the credit she is due. You shouldn't need airbrushing at your age.

Do you think she looks like Sly Stallones girlfriend of years ago, Brigette
(sorry cant remember her last name)could pass for twins.you think?????/

Do you think she looks like Sly Stallones girlfriend of years ago, Brigette
(sorry cant remember her last name)could pass for twins.you think?????/

OH COME ON!! PHOTOSHOP IS AMAZING...!!!