Aug 23 2009Ryan Jenkins found dead in motel

Good. D-bag.

holy shit.

actually, i dont give a fuck

first

Welcome to hell, asshole.

He was identified by his fingerprints. I love irony.

if only he had only committed suicide before murdering someone else. you see, sometimes suicide IS the answer.

I didn't this trash in my country , but the coward decided not to face justice, oh & superficial writer, a big FUCK YOU from Canada .

*edit* I didn't want this trash in my country , but the coward decided not to face justice, oh & superficial writer, a big FUCK YOU from Canada .

So the guy won a shitload of money in a reality show, bang a mediocre chick while doing it, then he decided to waste the money in Vegas where he decided to marry an ugly-as-fuck stripper, then, realizing his mistake, killed her, and finally hang himself in fucking Canada... Not the brightest guy.

@jim eh, and all the Canucks,

There's a lot to love about your country, but your justice system leaves a lot to be desired. Anyone who has seen "Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father" (available on DVD, Netflix, etc.) knows what I'm talking about, and if you haven't, you should see it - it will change you forever (unless you are a heartless douche).

So, good sir, it's not fuck us, but fuck you.

now we can all move on from this lame story

Didnt expect this, the story was sad but really interesting. Know we will never know all the details of what really happened.

murdering pseudo celebs is getting waaay too easy.

As I a Canadian, I will agree that our justice system needs reform. We are way too nice to criminals (we are bleeding heart liberals, you see). Anyway, this cowardly douchebag is dead. Good. I for one appreciated Thesuperficial writer's little joke about the US being able to stop lying to Canada about seeking the death penalty for him. ha ha, well done.

Fucking christ I don't give a shit about this asshole or the dead hooker or man face mcmanjaw from earlier today.

i want more heidi and spencer they at least made themselves famous for being worthless rather than making themselves famous for getting stuffed in a suitcase or for stuffing someone in a suitcase. Fuck. i almost wish that dead hooker was still alive so absolutely fucking no one had ever heard of them.

It's too bad really, there are a lot more skanky pseudo-celebrity whores out there who could use his special treatment.

Another Canadian here. I wish to express my appreciation to him for saving everybody here a lot of trouble, not to mention a major shitload of money. Rot in Hell now, you living-Bratz-doll-mangling douchebag.

I'm Canadian and I laughed at Super's joke. I love how Canadian's often get all pissy when American's make fun of us, as though we dont do the exact same. I've never met a Canadian who doesn't. Patriotism can be a little excessive and ridculous at times; we're all on the same fucking planet, what goes around really does come back around, we all rag on each other, we're all stuck in this nuthouse together, that's life, so really we all just need to calm the fuck down already and realize we all shit out the same hole. We're just one big fucked up giant ass family, with ugly french cousins. (aw, je joke).

Anyshit Super's on fire on the weekends, I pissed myelf over every story's commenary. Thanks for that.

Well at least this guy can't hurt anyone else. Still it's pretty awful to see someone wreck so many lives(including his own). Would be nice if human beings weren't capable of this kind of shit.

Oops guess my post was a little too feelingsy for this site. Oh well.

BOOBS ARE HOT. There I fixed it.

wow..he just fucked VH-1's line up. Wat are they gonna do now? Now that homeboy is dead they're never gonna bring bac "Megan wants a millionaire" and will never air "I love money 3"

Another fucking murderous coward. At least let relatives of his deceased wife dance on his body while wearing cleats, then pound the shit out of it with ginormous mallets until it's flat like a veal, cut it up and feed it to the poor starving sharks and barracudas in the Pacific ocean - better than let the media sharks feed off this tragic story

I love how they didn't even manage to track him down. Some skeeze motel just called the pigs about finding a dead body (a monthly occurence I suspect). Stellar job dicks, I feel so safe knowing that all we have to do is pray all the bad guys just off themselves, since apparantly people wanted for murder can just take their asses right across the border without anyone noticing.

I guess the media may be good for something after all.

so sad
http://www.fashionsexandtoys.com/

Yeah! The Butterface Butcher is dead...

He should have bought OJ's lawyers... and then VH1 would have been able to top this in their next iteration of these love shows.

Good riddance scumbag.

I bet you 500 dollahs this is the cock sucker that killed my wife nicole brown, holy hell ive been looking for him for years now. I'm glad we can all put that mystery behind us now, thanks superficial for printing this story I feel like a new man!!1
Sincerestly,
Orenthal Jayford Simpson a.k.a the guy that didn't kill his wife with a machete

Too bad he didn't decapitate himself or something equally as cool...hanging yourself is so 90's.

Although, either way I'm glad he's dead, I sure as fuck didn't want our tax dollars wasted on yet another piece of shit.

Not sure why people are saying this is so tragic. Its not like he murdered anyone famous or contributed anything good to society, he murdered his stripper/mode/porn star ex wife. Not exactly heart breaking.

Now maybe all you jackass douchebags will think twice about going on TV!!
And to all you non-jackass douchebags : I told you so.

What a COWARD....but at least he saved us a lot of tax dollars!

http://www.bclocalnews.com/fraser_valley/hopestandard/news/54429052.html

Hey now.
I'm Canadian, and I'm ALL for the death penalty.
And I can also say my mother and step father, who are both security guards in a maximum security prison, are all for it as well.
This guy just cheated his way out.
So fuck him.

@ 9. "Joe."

OJ Simpson is still breathing.
US justice system = fail.

That is all.

He was an hero

do you think his last poop stayed in his pants or slithered down his legs and onto the floor? always a crazy white guy

I just drove through Hope and I can tell you this (unless you are aware); it is the last place one would want to check out. Here I was telling everyone that this bastard had walked across the border into Mexico. I hate being incorrect.

With regards to the justice system: he saved Canadian and American taxpayers $ by taking his own life. You should send the family a case of Pabst you Yankee fucks......look what it cost you to get OJ in prison on some lame charges.... your Police force sucked ass on that one. LAPD made the Winnipeg Police look like Ace Slueths......and those guys would fuck up booking a Walmart Shoplifter.

What a PERFECT..ending!

What a cocktease!

I was at least expecting an OJ Simpson style chase.

...shucks.

I feel so safe knowing that all we have to do is pray all the bad guys just off themselves

Whether you thought this girl was beautiful or not she had pussy power over many man including this loser...Some guys get wrap up into one chic it just drive them to the brinks, hope he down a Molson Canadian before the deed....

How fitting. Good riddance you narcissistic sociopath. Piece of shit.

@7 Eff you back, eh, Hoser.

Dollars to donuts some wet backs living in Canada tried to use this MF'er as a piñata. Hung himself. Pffft, yeah, right. You're alright with me, Canadians.

how was this douchebag even able to get a motel room?

Was it his wife or ex-wife?????

what is the fun in marrying a stripper if you can't kill them?
RIP my honkey brethren

ROTT IN HELL CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUTHA FUCKIN MENTAL SCUM

Was his peepee tied up too? I think David Carradine started a trend.....

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So.. next time a murdering cowardly fuck decides to go down the murder - suicide highway, he should be encouraged to do the suicide part first. Once complete, he's free to murder anyone he wants.

And to those thinking along the same lines as this douche bag, making your victim's identity harder to establish by cutting off fingers and removing teeth are just part of the process.

In this case, the police matched the serial numbers on her breast implants against that industries database to verify her name.

Take notes..

Are you reading this O. J. ?

Just taking out the trash.

Once a coward, always a coward. Thanks for saving everyone a trial where you plead some lame plea, you asshole. Rot in hell.

I'm gonna skip the main part and comment on the fact you were watching True Blood and Mad Men--awesome!!

He should have HUNG AROUND a little bit longer.

AMIRITE?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. LOLLLLLL...OL.

You know, I don't care if this woman was trashy/skanky/ugly/whatever.

Usually when someone slaps on that much makeup, gets that much surgery, bleaches their hair to an insane level of blonde/white, gets way too excessive spray-tan and poses like they think men want them to, it says something about the insecurity of that person.

Aside from the fact that she was brutally MUTILATED AND MURDERED, the fact that she never got to recover from those insecurities is pretty fucked up and tragic.

I'm willing to bet she would have looked much nicer without all of the fakery she was hiding behind.

this is what i call a twisted story

Which one of these two corpses was uglier--I just can't decide.

The only good thing to every come out of Canada is...... is.........hold on I'm thinking........ ughhhhh..... NOTHING.

Talking about a self destructing problem.

I was hoping he would of taken out that horrible Heidi Montag Pratt, disgusting Megan Hauserman or the STD ridden Paris Hilton before he killed himself.

I can't wait for the Lifetime movie, starring Dane Cook and Nikki Blonsky.

Ryan Alexander Jenkins has a cool haircut.

Fuck it. I live in Canada, and am just glad that I don't get VH1 programming, if those shows are what makes it to air. I've seen that Brett Michaels douchebag crap, and that's all I need to see. Thank God for our clean air, beautiful scenery and less douchy-bastards, now that this one's gone.

If This girl was getting a millionare They must be hard up for chicks cause Shes really not all that and , That model I feel so bad for Her whole family too bad She marrried a pysco, Him Hes probably better off Than if He had to spend the rest of His life locked Up in a cage He musta been nuts

If This girl was getting a millionare They must be hard up for chicks cause Shes really not all that and , That model I feel so bad for Her whole family too bad She marrried a pysco, Him Hes probably better off Than if He had to spend the rest of His life locked Up in a cage He musta been nuts

For #17 poon
i loved your response. feel much the same way myself. who hasn't seen "talking to americans" and had a good laff. funny stuff. everyone should lighten up a bit.
p.s.---male beach-bods are AB-FAB [im not so much into boobs}

what a piece of fucking shit

what a piece of fucking shit

Two more vacuous useless individuals off the face of the earth.

No 34 - Hey Jacob i don't know about his crap but i wonder if he shot a wad in his pants when he was doing the David Carradine.

you all are a bunch of ass hole who cares if she was a major stripper whore people still cared about her. yall are so damn heartless wouldn't you want someone to care if you were brutally murdered?

ASS HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I'd like to know is, how do you hang yourself in a motel room ?