Aug 11 2009Paris Hilton in a bikini - with Doug Reinhardt

eat me screaming

Hot she's peeing on him!

Why is she completely dry except her crotch? Do we need some wee-wee see in the ocean?

She's looking OLD.

She will not age well, physically or mentally.

The reason she has a hole in her crotch is because the std's have burned their way through the swimsuit. I have to say that these pictures are really disappointing. No boobs or no ass. I don't mind skinny chicks at all, but what's te point of being skinny if you're so flabby in the arms, stomach, and legs? Sorry Paris, you just don't do a bikini justice anymore.

The lengths some guys will goto to bang and old retarded bitch.
Also
He gets two stars for taking one for the team and -1 star for letting the ghoul outdoors.

- dried-up hippy granny

..I just had one of those stomach acid burps that burn like hell

oh no...i wouldn't fuck her anymore. too skinny and gross.

What's up with her left knee?

Oh, and if I were born to eternal wealth and luxury, I would sure as fuck dress a lot better than that. She looks like an 11 year old.

She puts the "whore" in horrendous...

Oh. I thought that was a man.

Her vagina's in Bora Bora? So that's where all those irukandji are coming from. In fact, I think some are coming outta her in pic one...

She. Looks. Like. Shit.

That creature is just too vile for me to even talk about but seriously, what is that slimy crap leaking out of her vagina?!!! That poor poor man, I dont know who is but he must be pretty hard up to but his mouse in that.

That creature is just too vile for me to even talk about but seriously, what is that slimy crap leaking out of her vagina?!!! That poor poor man, I dont know who is but he must be pretty hard up to put his mouse in that.

That isn't piss dripping from her crotch. Look again. While I projectile vomit.

At first glance I thought this was a pic of an old lady beach combing for shells.

Look at what crawled out of the ocean...I thought these Darwinian creatures were supposed to have fins.

i hope this bitch dies from a violent debilitating disease that throwing all of her money at wont buy her a single extra minute on this planet

and i hope it happens before the end of next year

and by before the end of next year... i mean 5 minutes ago

i hope this bitch dies from a violent debilitating disease that throwing all of her money at wont buy her a single extra minute on this planet

and i hope it happens before the end of next year

and by "before the end of next year"... i mean 5 minutes ago

#4 Nailed it. She will not age well.
"She looks like a tranny up close." - Tina Fey

I'd still hit it. An any guy says they wouldn't is lying.

What has been seen...

She's looks like a old woman?.. what happen to her?

Ummm...Isn't that Willie Nelson?

Holy fuck they need to make phones that kill you if you hold them while your hands are wet. Whoever is in charge of making cell phones you really fucking messed up this time, jack-ass. We don't pay you to sit there and put together eletronic shit that is safe for the annoying bitch to use we pay you to kill the bitch with "acidental eletrocution". How do you expect us to keep banging twenty year olds if they don't die from eletrical shock. Fuck you jack-ass safety nerd. She could have been dead, ffs.

He drug use is taking its toll on her. She is finally showing what happens when you get caught up in that type of lifestyle. All the money and cosmetic Dr's in the world won't be able to fix that up.

bad case of vaginal discharge

Starting to look a bit like Madonna
with those gross zombie limbs.

Olive Oyl LIVES!!!!

what is with these nasty skanks and bruising on their legs? I can't remember who it was but recently there was a set of photos of another dirty whore that had the telltale signs of some hard fucking the previous night.
If they were at all healthy and ate more than just vodka and cocaine maybe they would not bruise like a ripe banana.

Can she palm a basketball? Dahyyum!

Gollum's on a boat motherfuckers

She's got a body like Walter Brennan before he got fat.

As soon as Paris got into the water, the local sealife died from a new poison being pumped out from her mangina...

..Paris goes on record stating, "It's lyke only a defensive weapon when it's scared by unknown objects its not familiar with".

Her body is not that bad, but unfortunately that ugly mug is attached. Her hands and feet are freakishly big to. All in all, she is a 5.5, even considering her money.

I must say she does look good with creampies.

Now, I've NEVER found Paris even slightly attractive, even before she became such a huge joke (I always thought she looked like a shiny wax figure) - but I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive photo of her.

Why is she always wearing those injun headbands?

She never even entered the water. She dropped a load of pantie-pudding.

Thats all smegma soaking her crotch and leg.

is this the Pacific Trench Ma ?

SHE LOOKS SO GROSS!!! I can't stand her! She is so annoying and UGLY. Please stop posting about her and the Gosselins.

What smells like an ashtray and is worth a gagillion dollars?

Paris is beautiful! It's great to see you out and about on the beach with us regular everyday folk, yet even then, you seem to strut your stuff and turn heads. Doug is a lucky man. Enjoy the surf and the sun!

Randal

It pisses me off that I am sitting in my basement wasting my time on this crap while this skanky ho is on YET ANOTHER beach/boat/ocean/lake/whatever. Life is NOT fair.

She likes a crack whore from the homeless shelter!!!!!

What is with the scars on her knees?

Funny, it's not yellow like it should be. I watched the dumn skank, last night, on Letterman and she hasn't changed. "He's perfect size," as she responded to Letterman's question regarding her new toyfriend, Doug or whatever his name is. "Size?" ask Letterman. Folks, aside from a cheap-ass skank Paris is, I know I could enjoy an intellectual conversation with my neighbor's pet pig instead of pea-brain Paris and she, the pig, doesn't even wear any ridiculous goggles.

Ok, now I think I am going to Yak seriously here. What happened to her body and what is that crap on her legs. Use to be that you only had to look past her size 17 feet but now she is sloppy and her legs look like she was whipped with a catoninetales. I wonder if Doug's unit is ready to fall of yet.

I don't know what happened to her but it looks like that the booze and coke karma is finally taking her in.

Ugh frickin' gross.. I was using those eyes thanks a lot buddy..

I've seen Doug Reinhardt in better shape before.

Is she coming out that water with her cell phone? Unbelievable.

She Looks Hot !

I really could have done without these Donatella Versace pictures.

a sperm WHALE could fit in there

She is waaay too young to look that haggard and withered.

Cocaine...is a helluva drug.

I love Randal. Please Randal, where have you been? I know you will not reply, that is part of your mystic. You are my hero!
Myrtice

Her body is grotesque.

That's HOT hahahah

Boy she's aging really bad...can't wait to see her at 30 (looking like a 50 year old)

the aging process on these people is merciless, thankfully!

her left kneecap looks dislocated

Paris = skinny-fat.

I know that insulting celebrities is the whole point of this website, but to me, there's nothing wrong going on in these pictures. She seems to be enjoying herself, and if she's happy, I'm happy.

You are all mean assholes! Paris is a sweet heart! Stop being petty bitches! Keep partying, Paris! Life does not end after 25.

CHICKEN LEGS!!

Disgusting. She looks like a 90-year-old granny.

I can't imagine wearing that thing on my head and not thinking I looked like a tool.

Paris looks like the infected girl in the penthouse apartment at the end of the movie, [Rec]. I don't think I'd even let her suck my dick, and that's saying something!

Jesus, she looks like a 70 year old crack whore!

I'm no huge fan of Paris. But I am a fan of fun. She looks fun. She is partying her ass off. But you all are in a bad mood. Fuck you for hatin or STDing her for having as much sex as she wants the fuck to. Fuck you big time. First you want us chix to spread 'em. But when we want to spread 'em, we have diseases. Second, #27 bend over. Your name pretty much sums up why you cant tell that that is a digital camera not a cell phone you dick hole. Third, your all broke, cant get a job to save your low income, no skilled asses and have all day to rip on people that if you saw them in person you'd kneal down and try to lick their asses clean. Your phoney because your lame. You wish someone would care about what you say while Paris is in Bora Bora on a boat with HER opinion of what's a babe and laughing all the way to the VIP room for some more fun fun fun. Keep hatin, we're busy livin. Hahaha!! : D

Did this old bag drop her hearing aid?

skeletal and nasty looking senior citizen with her grandson?

That made me throw up!

I'm just here to read all the mean things you are saying about this bitch. Why is she taking up valuable breathing room.

Doug's face says it all as he stares into the turquoise waters: REGRET

@ 71. Expert Here, Hi - August 11, 2009 10:03 PM

I'm no huge fan of Paris. But I am a fan of fun. She looks fun. She is partying her ass off. But you all are in a bad mood. Fuck you for hatin or STDing her for having as much sex as she wants the fuck to. Fuck you big time. First you want us chix to spread 'em. But when we want to spread 'em, we have diseases. Second, #27 bend over. Your name pretty much sums up why you cant tell that that is a digital camera not a cell phone you dick hole. Third, your all broke, cant get a job to save your low income, no skilled asses and have all day to rip on people that if you saw them in person you'd kneal down and try to lick their asses clean. Your phoney because your lame. You wish someone would care about what you say while Paris is in Bora Bora on a boat with HER opinion of what's a babe and laughing all the way to the VIP room for some more fun fun fun. Keep hatin, we're busy livin. Hahaha!! : D

The only thing I want to see Paris spread, is a flammable liquid all over herself then light it on fire. NOBODY wants Paris to spread her legs, not even her OBGYN. THAT dude earns his money, I'll tell you what. And if you didn't care what we say, you wouldn't be here responding to it. So go get busy livin'.

thanks, I almost barfed when I saw that meat trap, ewwwww!!

Poster #77 has inspired me to post a comment about Paris Hilton.

She is a walking STD machine and the only reason her skin hasn't melted away is because all the STD's are keeping one-another in a perfect equilibrium.

Then again, all those STD's might party together to create a super strain of STD that wipes out Earth.

Could go either way.

Poster #71 has inspired me to post a comment.

She is a walking STD machine and the only reason her skin hasn't melted away is because all the STD's are keeping one-another in a perfect equilibrium.

But then again, all those STD's might party together to create a super strain of STD that wipes out Earth.

Could go either way.

Wow. Not Hot. Shw looks like a 50 year old right now. What will she look like when she really is 50? That is if the STD's don't kill her first.
Doug must either have a death wish or be immune to her STD's.

spam me

luthermartin0@hotmail.com

waste of time.

She looks like Willie Nelson's castrated corpse.

just a bad picture. she looks more than fine in the rest.

God, she's so hoh...so hoh...so hhhooorrrfff!

I couldn't even pretend to type it without throwing up.

#54 ARE YOU ON CRACK? If you're a crackhead that's hot AND SHE HAS NO KIDS! What the F is her excuse. That UGLY ASS PARIS> Your true colors are shining, damn

She looks like a 60 year old hooker her pussy is disgusting

She looks like a 60 year old hooker her pussy is disgusting

paris does not have STDs you tards. would you fuck someone with STDs? hells no! many many men fuck her because she is either easy or kinky. im guessing easy. but yes i agree paris needs to cover that shit up. grosss

She is looking Yuck - Don't forget to visit my website - http://www.spideronweb.com :) Entertainment Unlimited

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
no wait, I need to interupt my laughing for this important message, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL - IDIOT!!!

ahem.. HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Oh, and what do you mean 'we'? LOL! ''we'' like you think you are part of her crew? The Paris Hilton club? that you are some LIKE HER because you STICK UP FOR HER. (..or..like fun... I gues..lol)
LOL@YOU!! Oh and stop posting under different usernames saying positive things about her and how much 'fun' she looks like she's having (who gives a shit?) , it's extremely obvious you are/all the same person.

so in short: HAHA & get a life. kthanxbi

She's got a hell of a navel! Urgh!!!

@71. Expert Here, Hi

did you know that in non-english speaking countries, junior highschoolers know the difference between your and you're?

@ 79
Shut up, cunt! What did I tell you about trying to talk with your mouth full?! What did I say?! To refresh your memory. Dread does the talking, I do the fucking, you just take what I give you. Who the hell uncuffed your hands from behind your back?! There's gonna be hell to pay!

* Dread sees size two heels prints on the floor *

It was that little gremlin, Hayden Pantsareoverthere, wasn't it?! You stay put, cunt! I'm going to go turn on the lawnmower, she'll turn up to try and sabotage the engine, sooner, or later, Then I'll get her!

Wow! Paris looks almost as hot as Donatella Versace in a bikini! ALMOST!

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/donatella_versace_in_a_bikini.php

thanks a fucking lot, i just brought up lunch in my keyboard, i'm typing this around carrot cubes and i thk mi kbrd is nw fked

thanks a fucking lot, i just brought up lunch in my keyboard, i'm typing this around carrot cubes and i thk mi kbrd is nw fked

@ 90 - "paris does not have STDs you tards. would you fuck someone with STDs? hells no! "

I think you just overestimated the intelligence and forethought skills of more than 80% of the males on Earth. Stupid ass mother fuckers will straight up tell you they don't care that their penis is going to turn into a rotten, burning, pus spewing ulcer, as long as they get to poke it in some nasty crackwhore for a few seconds. Then they'll go home and stick that in their wife.

They probably get this plan for success from their dad. People are stupid beyond all comprehension. They should be sterilized.
Sheesh, we wouldn't be 15 ft. deep in welfare bastards if people had enough sense to fill a thimble.

Gross!

oh fuck her cooch is sneaking out somkinda jellyfish tentacle.
my eyeballs r peeling themselves!!!

thanks

And that, kids, is what happens when every STD known to medicine all get together to party in one person. And is that PEE coming out of her in the first pic?! Surely it isn't a tampon string. I would have though Paris subscribes to the Britney Spears school of period hygeine - that is, why bother?

It's called a pubic bone, and hers happens to be extra revolting.

icky ishy stinky

#90:

She ADMITTED in her book that she has herpes. Now who's the overassuming dumb one?

(Not that I read it).

90. Doug Reinhardt would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch if it could get him an ET exclusive. He needs to land a gay porn deal now, instead of tying a 2 by 4 to his ass so he can dive into that maggot invested meat canyon. A couple of years, the gays won't want him.

She is much too old to wear braided pigtails.

Actually, i think her hairs about the only thing that looks cute on her. I wear braided pigtails sometimes *shrugs*. I've never found her attractive...and now look at her. Go figure.

love u paris!!!! you look super duper cute in these pics

A note to The Superficial: I'm a first time reader (credit Celebitchy links) and I think you are ridiculously funny! Just thought I'd let you know.

She look like the creture from the black lagoon as the creature came out of the water.

It's funny what they look like when they dont realize they picture is being taken.

She doesn't even have enough meat on her labia majora. This is just wrong. 'Fish, my eyes are burning, I need to flush them out. My eyes, I can't see, they are burning... I need to flush them with more bikini shots of Bar Refaeli.

This is a perfect photo for a "Feed the Children" campaign...

Oh please!
Look at the rest of the pictures on other websites and you will see that Paris looks great.
She does NOT do drugs and does not have STDs. All these stupid rumors are nothing but jealousy.

Doug is rich and handsome and it looks like they are having a great time in Polynesia. You only wish you could live like Paris Hilton. Admit it LOL.

I read her book and she admits nothing of the sort.
Some of you are just big fat lying bitches and tabloid believing whores.

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I'd knock the bottom out of it!!!!!