Aug 27 2009Paris Hilton has lost her shit
Seen here in Vancouver to film her Supernatural cameo, Paris Hilton has officially crossed the line into psycho girlfriend territory. Scope out what she did to Doug Reinhardt's house before heading out of town, according to E! News:
Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to D.R.'s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion. And we don't exactly think she got Dougie's permission! Talk about an extreme home makeover.
Certainly not entirely self-minded, P.H. managed to frame a few pictures of the two of them as well, hamming it up for the camera in all sorts of ridiculous kissy-kissy poses. P's crew hung them all over chez Reinhardt for all houseguests to gawk at--or laugh at, depending what reaction you usually emit while staring at pics of Paris.
"Seriously, there were only a few photos that survived Par's redecorating," says our freaked-out source.
In related news, a giant penicillin capsule was airlifted onto Doug Reinhardt's house today only to instantly dissolve upon impact. EPA officials are reportedly weighing a nuclear strike.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. wfs - August 27, 2009 10:57 AM
First
2. Crocoduck - August 27, 2009 10:59 AM
I wish ticks would burrow into her. Maybe if she visits Stanley Park. . .
3. WHITEY - August 27, 2009 11:00 AM
I FUCKEN HATE THIS CUNT WHORRRREE!!!!!!!!!
4. aj - August 27, 2009 11:04 AM
She has some really big hands.
5. Dr Truth - August 27, 2009 11:08 AM
The worst part about this story has to be E News' writing. They are terrible writers and need to enroll in a basic journalism class at their local community college.
6. Anonymous - August 27, 2009 11:11 AM
Quite possibly the most useless person to ever walk the Earth.
7. TheOverrated - August 27, 2009 11:11 AM
i did that to my girlfriend once, expect it was condoms that i used on a different girl. needless to say she broke up with me.
8. kris - August 27, 2009 11:12 AM
I bet he has to strap a 2 by 4 to his ass so he won't fall in!
9. Mama Pinkus - August 27, 2009 11:14 AM
don't mind WHITEY; he has mommy issues
10. zach - August 27, 2009 11:17 AM
thats hot
11. _me - August 27, 2009 11:18 AM
Crap,
Now I have to stop watching Supernatural, too bad, I really liked the show's last season.
12. Corine Barrier - August 27, 2009 11:21 AM
Paris Hilton has lost her mind.... Although, I'm not to sure if she actually had one to start with! She's a pretty girl but I wouldn't count on her being in the spotlight in the next couple of years..except, under the light of the cops the nexgt time she gets pulled over for a DUI or something!...Anyway, check out my blog on celebrity craziness.
13. Corine Barrier - August 27, 2009 11:21 AM
Paris Hilton has lost her mind.... Although, I'm not to sure if she actually had one to start with! She's a pretty girl but I wouldn't count on her being in the spotlight in the next couple of years..except, under the light of the cops the nexgt time she gets pulled over for a DUI or something!...Anyway, check out my blog on celebrity craziness.
14. ZZZ999 - August 27, 2009 11:24 AM
Hee hee! I love you Superficial writer guy!!!
Giant penicillin capsule!
This is by far ~ Always the funniest gossip site there is.
15. James - August 27, 2009 11:32 AM
I think the real issue here is why the ef is Paris being allowed to infect Supernatural? Is she unaware that Jensen [correctly] thinks she's a complete moron? (search youtube for his interview on Chelsea Lately. funny stuff)
I mean even the idea of her being typecast as a demonplague carrying succubus whore who eventually gets set on fire doesn't make this amusing.
16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 27, 2009 11:40 AM
Desperately trying to stay relevant.
17. Courtyardpigeon - August 27, 2009 11:54 AM
Biggest feet on a woman ever.
18. Maggie - August 27, 2009 12:01 PM
The absolute worst part about this story is that Doug "Minor League Baseball Player, Douchebag with Cameos on The (fucking) Hills" has a MANSION. Ugh.
19. J. - August 27, 2009 12:07 PM
Well she has just ruined my favorite show!!!
20. Jim Lahey - August 27, 2009 12:16 PM
God she's ugly!
21. JJ Daddy-O - August 27, 2009 12:39 PM
I CAN HAZ MAN-HANDS?
22. vancouverite - August 27, 2009 12:45 PM
dammit! she's in my city?! Well, forget about the Olympics next year, we're going to have to burn down the whole region to get rid of the herpes.
~sob~
23. Crabby Old Guy - August 27, 2009 1:50 PM
So, in 10 or 20 years, what is this skank going to look like? I mean, she's already 4 bag ugly. Add to that being dumber than a box of rocks. Just trying to think of a person (in the recent past) who she'll "replace" as an aging joke.
All I got is Jimmy Carter.
24. kris - August 27, 2009 3:03 PM
Big Hands + Big Feet = Big Pussy
25. Rancid - August 27, 2009 3:07 PM
You know those giant foam hands you see at ball games "We're Number 1"?
She doesn't need them when she goes.
26. Nameless - August 27, 2009 3:08 PM
Damn, I predict this episode is where one of the coolest shows on TV jumps the damn shark. :(
27. Rancid - August 27, 2009 3:09 PM
She also doesn't need a tennis racket when she plays the game. She just swats at the balls with an open hand. I heard she's pretty good at it.
28. kris - August 27, 2009 3:31 PM
Good one Rancid!!
29. Rachell - August 27, 2009 5:10 PM
I know I'm not the only one who thinks she looks just like michael jackson in that hat and glasses...
30. Darth - August 27, 2009 6:07 PM
Is that Paris Hilton waiting outside David Letterman's show?
31. Gando - August 27, 2009 6:18 PM
#30
They were keeping her temporary captured in David Letterman's VIP-area.
32. Jamie's Uterus - August 27, 2009 7:38 PM
Get another suitcase and stuff her in it.
33. Die soon, please - August 27, 2009 8:07 PM
Why isn't this slutty whore dead yet? The best thing pairASS hilton can do for humanity is to off herself, so she won't poison the human gene pool.
34. bob - August 27, 2009 11:31 PM
If only people would treat her like an actual human instead of acting like she's royalty walking among shit-covered medieval peasants, maybe she would stop acting like royalty, and some of you would stop acting like shit-covered medieval peasants.
After a while, it would fuck you up too if your life consisted of being stalked by paparazzi for no real reason on one hand and on the other hand being hated in the vilest of ways by people who don't know anything about you other than what they've been sold.
35. el ces - August 28, 2009 2:34 PM
*LOL*
Bull.
Doug hung the pictures up!
Why wouldn't he? Paris is great.
36. I hate her. - August 29, 2009 8:53 AM
Great ... I did like that show ... until she had to rub her taint on it. Watch out boys I bet she drips battery acid.