Aug 30 2009Paris Hilton: Gas Station Attendant
Here's Paris Hilton shooting a hidden camera show Friday where she pretends to be a gas station attendant in front of unsuspecting customers. Of course, a funnier premise would be to tell Paris it was a hidden camera show, but not really her dad wants all his money back and this is her new life. Ha! Talk about hilarious. I wonder how long they'd let her drink gas before they told her it was a joke. Or lit a match, I'm not picky.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. StEvec - August 30, 2009 5:27 PM
frist maybe
2. me - August 30, 2009 5:29 PM
Anyone posting after me is a douchbag
3. http://www.popduds.com/ - August 30, 2009 5:33 PM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
4. Pretty Miley - August 30, 2009 5:55 PM
I've always said Paris Hilton looks like the kinda gal who has a lot of gas...
5. FRIST!!! - August 30, 2009 5:56 PM
No. I'm FRIST!!! And apparently a douchebag.
So, I don't get it. Why is she dressed like that?
6. FRIST!!! - August 30, 2009 6:03 PM
Is it a gas station/library/Hooters?? I'm lost.
7. richard - August 30, 2009 6:27 PM
I'm thinking I'd bend her over a bonnet given the chance.
8. Alli Watermelon - August 30, 2009 6:34 PM
She actually looks a lot more attractive when she's dressed down.
9. Randal - August 30, 2009 6:36 PM
That's a great idea for a show Paris but you've got to keep it on the low down otherwise your fans will start to mob you when they learn the location you're shooting at. Looking forward to the show airing on prime time.
Randal
10. LPB - August 30, 2009 6:36 PM
What is that, a clipboard? To pump gas?
11. Christine - August 30, 2009 6:45 PM
I think Paris needs to only do one gas station at a time, and move. Just like Randal said. Keep moving alond so you will be safe. :)
12. Christine - August 30, 2009 6:45 PM
I think Paris needs to only do one gas station at a time, and move. Just like Randal said. Keep moving along so you will be safe. :)
13. Aunt Jemima - August 30, 2009 7:40 PM
She missed her chance to burn the herpes off easily.
14. Freddo - August 30, 2009 7:56 PM
Stupider and stupider
15. tromba - August 30, 2009 8:00 PM
Two questions:
1. What is a gas station attendant?
2. Is there any chance those shoes are way too big for her feet?
16. Ryan the Canadian - August 30, 2009 8:06 PM
Those glasses make her nose look longer.
17. mark88 - August 30, 2009 8:07 PM
there is no problem being a gas station attendant, much more if you owned the gas station. You will earn much because your fans will mob you then ask them to buy gas from you with your authographs
18. http://www.thefamousphere.com - August 30, 2009 8:07 PM
There's just something about this girl that always makes me want to fuck her. You know if she didn't have the Herps, flipper feet, and wasn't so damn retarded. Well, I guess that last one could always work in my favor.
19. mark88online - August 30, 2009 8:13 PM
There is no problem being a gas station attendant, much more if you owned the gas station. Definitely your fans will mob you then ask them to buy gas from you with your autographs.
20. scott - August 30, 2009 8:30 PM
I wonder if she's ever pumped gas before. I mean, like Bush Sr. being confused about cash registers...
21. Nameless - August 30, 2009 8:39 PM
She don't need that SUV to pull a boat. She wears them on her feet. I wonder if the clipboard is to help remind her to take her Valtrex.
22. Josh - August 30, 2009 8:45 PM
@15
1. They used to have them but they all died from years of inhaling fumes.
2. No, her feet are fucking huge.
23. Melissa - August 30, 2009 11:36 PM
That was an uncharacteristically funny post!
24. quang ba website - August 31, 2009 12:48 AM
No makeup, she looks like a normal girl ha.
There is nothing about her makes others think she is a star.
25. acai berry - August 31, 2009 5:03 AM
It's ok.Nice blog.It has a good sound.
Acai Berry
26. Charley Kane - August 31, 2009 5:24 AM
Makeup or not she's the worlds most famous piece of flash trash and bound to get recognized.
27. lindsay L. - August 31, 2009 8:43 AM
Sure sure, this is a great idea for an entertaining tv show. of course it was done recently with other people we'd rather look at like klum and jessica simpson. paris is so over
28. Delish - August 31, 2009 9:05 AM
shouldn't they black out that lisence plate ??? I'm calling in a hit and run !!!!
29. Abe - August 31, 2009 9:30 AM
She looks good.
#20 Scott you are a fucking idiot!
30. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 31, 2009 11:31 AM
If it weren't for her family money, this would really be her job. Or porn.
31. el ces - August 31, 2009 11:56 AM
*LOL*
She's so cute in those sneakers!
I want to tickle her.
32. gotmilk? - August 31, 2009 12:00 PM
Randal, you're an idiot. Paris has no fans.
33. Darth - August 31, 2009 2:45 PM
The strange thing is that she's trying to look more intelligent.
34. Galtacticus - August 31, 2009 2:53 PM
She did need to gather all her intellectuel powers for a real job.
35. Rhialto - August 31, 2009 3:05 PM
I've an idea how she's going to look like in about ten years.*shudder*
36. Gando - August 31, 2009 3:28 PM
What local government support program is she part of?
37. friendshipcosts - August 31, 2009 8:07 PM
hey hey, KRUSTY THE CLOWN also drinks gasoline, very helpful with those pesky herpes lesions!
38. Ava - August 31, 2009 8:26 PM
Okay, how did someone with the ability to completely cover her in gasoline not pass that chance up? Goddamnit! Pass the torch!
39. Ronald McDonald - August 31, 2009 11:35 PM
HEY PARIS....YOU FUCKING LOOPY CUNT...I WANT MY CLOWN SHOES BACK...! GO AND GET YOUR OWN SIZE 18's....YOU FUCKING BIG FOOTED BITCH!
40. Connie - September 11, 2009 5:21 AM
BAHAHAHA! It's like she thinks the glasses make her look smart! XD
41. John - January 26, 2010 4:01 AM
Wow, Can Paris actually be allowed to play in a gas station unattended?