Aug 17 2009Paris Hilton allowed near aquatic life

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Now we'll never get the smell out of those fish. :^(

Did her diseased vag juice leave a slick?

There's a Hilton hotel there, but Paris and Doug are staying at the Four Seasons... really. My sister just came back from Bora Bora. Nothing like Paris showing up to turn paradise into a festering swamp!

Where'd the breasties go?

The stingray knew it was only a matter of time before they sent the executioner after it for killing Steve Irwin.

why would she not be allowed near aquatic life ... she has crabs!!!!

she tried to feed the rays with her snapper.....no takers

That bathing suit looks like it came from Justice and should be worn by a 12-year-old.

Id do her.. SO would evrybody in this thread

I'm BigDongJimJam. This women is gross. I'd rather gargle a shot glass full elk urine then have her sit on my cock.

The crabs in her vag need to return to the ocean once a year to spawn.

She's looking REALLY OLD in the last few pics.

She's really pretty unattractive now. I imagine by the time she's 40, it's gonna be a bad scene. Madonna bad.

she looks like a retarded ostrich

She is starting to wear some really ugly unflattering bathing suits.

Great, now We have to worry about sharks AND AIDS everytime we go for a swim in the Pacific. I'm surprised the water didn't turn black the second her filthy snootch touched it.

Randall

This point was made numerous times - but what the hell are these freaks taking a "vacation" FROM? Usually, you have to have a job and do real work to have a holiday.

Their whole life is a freak'n vacation! Do they take breaks every so often to do real work?

Where's a school of pirahnnas when you need them?

does she really think that hippie-whore halo look is gonna catch on? i have yet to see any other female wearing those things. way to go Paris, you really have an eye for fashion.. you should start wearing dog collars and DUI anklets for fun too

@19 - Piranhas are freshwater fish in South America. Bora Bora is an island in the Pacific ocean. Idiot moron.

Get a life lozerz. Pariz iz zo beautiful the fizh r zwimming around her znatch trying to feed on her magical crabz that zupply the fountain of youth. Zo get a life lozerz. you only wizh you could feed on pariz magical crabz with zuper powerz!

How can the fish stand the smell?

Can you imagine the momentum and agility Paris has in the water with those FEET?

The more I see her, the less attractive she appears to me.
And who ever told her that the sunglasses with the oversized frames were attractive or even something less than ridiculous?

She is a disgusting bitch. The entire family is white trash.

JC, God bless you Fish, I was on my way to the beach when I read this! You saved my life again! Did you people see the Herpes all over her arms and legs with the open sores? Wheres Hayden's fat ass, someone needs to save the wales!

A. On vacation from what exactly? Spreading herpes? Not likely.
B. For someone who's supposed to be some sort of fashion icon, she looks like a complete douche drip.

A. On vacation from what exactly? Spreading herpes? Not likely.
B. For someone who's supposed to be some sort of fashion icon, she looks like a complete douche drip.

#5...in the top drawer of her dresser....labeled, "push up bras and bra inserts". The girls never had a body and could quite possibly pass for an Anorexia billboard. Yuck. Feed yourself, bitch.

well, whoever talked her into swimming with stingrays, it was a nice plan that unfortunately didn't work.

Desperate bitch looks like shes trying to get pregnant, holy fuck. I don't have the strength and resources but someone please, please pull out her baby making organs before it makes more. Isn't there a terrible storm blowing through somewhere that rips unsuspecting women of boats and down to the merky depths ne'er to be seen again? Can't this fucking 24 hour a day 7 days a week marathon of shit be stopped? How much herpes can one person endure before exploding all over the inside of daddys limo? No one living or dead would hold it against any man for taking a wrench to the back of her head.

That stupid bitch's next aquatic adventure needs to be SWIMMING WITH THE GREAT WHITE SHARKS....... take her out on a boat over a reef teeming with them, slit her wrist and kick overboard into the water and pray they devour her before her toxic cunt poisons the water and kills them first.........

WHY WON'T SHE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people still take pictures of this whore. She's about two years past interesting. Now the cow is staging breakups/makeups with Reinfag. This of course, makes it obvious those two have never fucked. He's probably just a paid prop. He had better demand top dollar. God knows that a very public case of herpes infestation can't be good for his career. This is pretty much it before the gay porn deal.

She's not hot... was never hot. Awful face, un-sexy body. Seems to give good head though, based on her porn tape.

I like her nose. Pretty soon there will be two more orifices I can play with

she'll be worse than madonna. at least madonna works out. this flabby whore will be unable to wear sleaveless clothing by the time she's 40 without freaking people out with her flappy "triceps".

#13 I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw these pics, years of tanning, sniffing blow and whoring are really catching up to her - she doesn't look a day younger than 41 now.

Jesus Christ I want to VOMIT down her throat hahaha... she's soooooooooo disgusting looking!

even I demand that someone give her a BOOT TO THE HEAD!

Pic #5
Paris' handbag hits the boat throttle up to full, thrusting the boat forward leaving a trail of floating shreds in her wake.

Pic #5
Paris' handbag hits the boat throttle up to full, thrusting the boat forward leaving a trail of floating shreds in her wake.

i love uuuuuu paris??????you love me?????

i love uuuuuu paris??????you love me?????

Re-Quoted FTW:

"6. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester The stingray knew it was only a matter of time before they sent the executioner after it for killing Steve Irwin."

#24 - Good point. With those feet, she probably can swim faster than Aquaman. I bet she can run on top of water, too. Pretty cool, actually.

Geez, what happened to her? Is she a meth addict or what?

I have that camera!

Also, did anyone else notice that her swimsuit says PARIS all over it?? Did she design that disaster that looks like it's out of a kiddie store like 9 said??

I've been to Bora Bora and played with the stingrays. One of them f***ing BIT ME! (Not stung, BIT. They have teeth.) I sill have a scar and that was about 7 years ago. May they do the same to Paris...how dare she go to Bora Bora. That place is beautiful and pristine...ATTACK STINGRAY ATTACK!

She is ugly ,damn!

Instead of leaving a giant carbon footprint behind on Bora Bora.Don't these two have nothing else better to do?!

Is that Doug Reinhardt or a stingray?

Aww...how cute. Ginzo girl is pretending to be WASPY white covering her brown hair & brown eyes. Kids these days...

What a exiting smile on her face.

She must has a happy life.

Woow.. "For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful" Paris Hilton allowed near aquatic life...

I am surprised she didn't drown.
After hitting some much booze with C-Ron (http://www.blitzcorner.com/Soccer/Cristiano-Ronaldo-celebrates-With-Paris-Hilton-Video)
you can become a bit unstable there in the water...

That post was clearly a joke.

You are such a loser. Wow. Honestly. Do you really think anyone cares where she was? Half of the time I don't read what the text says (or scan it) and just look at the photos and the comments.

GET A LIFE

So why couldn't the stingray pull a Steve Irwin impale-the-moron-in-the-chest move and save us all from more dribble about this skank?

So why couldn't the stingray pull a Steve Irwin impale-the-moron-in-the-chest move and save us all from more dribble about this skank?

Paris Hilton i love uuuuuu paris??????you love me?