Aug 4 2009Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee: A case study in hepatitis
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee reunited this weekend at Vegas (above), according to The Sun:
They hit the town after MOTLEY CRUE's performance at music venue The Joint.
A source told The Sun: "They were making out all night and biting each other's candy necklaces. Later, they headed to Vince Neil's Paradise Tower mega suite to continue partying."
So this Paradise Tower has been burnt down right? If not, tell me at least someone jammed a giant Q-tip in the top and ran some tests. I don't want to catch the clap just by being downwind of it the next time I'm in Vegas. I leave that to the slot machines. Or, fine, hookers. Pot-ay-to, pot-ah-to.

Reader Comments
1. Deaf RaGe - August 4, 2009 10:58 AM
*barf*
2. Dread not - August 4, 2009 10:59 AM
That is B-U-T-FULL! Pam returned to Tommy. It's like watching the swallows return to Capistrano. No, not really, I just wanted to use the word, swallow, while referencing Tommy Lee and Pambo.
3. Sean - August 4, 2009 11:00 AM
i would still jizz in her all sorts of colours.
4. Diseased - August 4, 2009 11:21 AM
@ #3
After having sex with Pam you would be jizzing in all sorts of colors. You would also probably have crotch rot and open sores all over your body as well.
5. kris - August 4, 2009 11:28 AM
I'm with @3 too
6. havoc - August 4, 2009 11:36 AM
Those aren't candy necklaces. That's Valtrex on a string....
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7. The Jerk - August 4, 2009 12:03 PM
Just looking at Pamela's face is giving me hepatitis and I didnt even stick my peen in her..
8. F*ck you too man - August 4, 2009 12:06 PM
Tommy Lee always looks like a greasy sleazy bastard, maybe because he is greek, as for Pamela Anderson, she used to be really hot but he has rubbed off on her too much in all those years together and now they look like two STD infested crack whores. So I agree with #4 on this one.
9. tttt - August 4, 2009 12:09 PM
Pam's boobs look normal....did she get them reduced again?
10. chupacabra - August 4, 2009 12:23 PM
wait a minute, if you have hepatitis, then how are you able to drink? I see liver failure as cause of death for Pammy someday... soon. you can't possibly be doing your liver any favors snorting coke all night, either.
11. Sport - August 4, 2009 1:36 PM
Classy folks.
12. DCMikeRotch - August 4, 2009 2:48 PM
Those aren't quarters dropping out of those slut machines
13. Fever - August 4, 2009 3:08 PM
The Potato comment! Hilarious!
14. Rebecca | Unlimited iPod Downloads - August 4, 2009 11:40 PM
What you said is true.
15. ashley - August 5, 2009 12:18 PM
They make a great couple! - singlesugardaddies.com
16. check pic 3 - August 18, 2009 11:40 PM
He has old man ears.
17. check pic 3 - August 18, 2009 11:40 PM
He has old man ears.