Aug 20 2009Octomom: 'I have a better figure than Kate Gosselin'

"I'm not as attention-seeking"

Maybe so. Yet she's curiously even more of a narcissist. Gosselin at least didn't insist on having more children while unmarried and with no means of support.

Somone needs to put a bullet in this bitch.

I would take Kate Gosselin's body and mind and life ANY DAY over anything that FREAK might have to offer. And then I would go re-do my hair.

Hey Bitch! your kids are on Welfare!

This girl talks like an 8 year old. She has crazy eyes. She is psychotic.

at least kate gosselins a real person

At least Gosselin's tits are mounted on her chest, whereas Octocunt has them on her knees. Octo might have a better ass though, based solely on the fact it can't be worse than Gosselin's.

Wow. All posts till now agree this woman is a few fries short of a happy meal. Does not bode well for her try at a reality show, though there are probably some MSNBC nuts that will fawn over her debut.

Wow. All posts above agree this wreck is a few fries short of a happy meal. Does not bode well for her shot at a reality show. Probably are enough MSNBC nuts to fawn over a debut of this welfare mom nut case.

How could you treat your mother this way? she oughta be hung by her octoflaps

This lady is so fake. She acts and thinks like she is a celebrity now. Holding starbuck coffee, etc.......so disgusting low and cheap. This bitch does not deserve a reality tv show.

I'd HIT IT!!!

I'm no fan of Kate but at least she could actually be described as attractive and while a beeyotch to be sure.. one that seems capable of occasionally stringing an intelligent sentence together......Octofreak on the other hand seems to have an intellect somewhere between cretin and moron..on a good day......and for her to comment on Gosselin's tummy tuck with a pie hole full of collagen is pretty damn funny....

It was funny when her little two old calls her 'bitch'! Did anyone catch that??? hilarious

2 words.................................... nasty feet

That bitch should be beaten and buried alive

@14

The child? Who called her a bitch, slapped her in the face and attempted to bite and kick anyone/thing that he came in contact with? Needs a good fuckin' spanking. And a nap. And a brand new foster home. And then maybe, MAYBE he'll have a fighting chance.

The day I called my mother a "bitch" would be my last. She would've seen to it.

I also just cringed every single time she responded to a question with her pathetic "I've got 3 years worth of community college under my gunt" psycobabble.

Octomom? Is just plain pathetic.

She is lying, there is no way she slimmed down that fast after birthing those 8 little welfare mongers. Her skin would be flabby and lose, she also had a tummy tuck. Its very obvious. Also, for her breasts to be implants, they look like shit, they are very saggy. Everything that comes out of this woman's mouth is a lie,. I wish someone would do her in already. She doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us.

I can't get the image of Kate's big fat ass, lose cottage cheese thighs, and Winnie tat cankles out of my mind but she is still better than this wreck

I just love this woman. She has really put Gloria Alread (wtf) in her place.... in the sewer.

I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her without Starbucks in her hand.

Octo has one helluva bigger forehead than Kate G as well...looks like the remainder of her hair (if it's real) is ready to fall off the back.

They need to take the fucking kids away from her before she flips out and drowns them in the bathtub like that crazy bitch in Texas a few years back.

Not really Nadya Suleman but nice try!!! Just keep telling yourself that if that's what you need to help you to sleep better tonight!!! Fat Bitch!

Too bad you're ugly as sin!

Too Bad you're ugly as sin Nadya

Ok, so Octocmom has is more well endowed, but the choice is hard, One who is as a dumb as a sack of rocks or one who is queen super xxxx! ohhhh the choices are so difficult!!!!!! Awwww hell, Lindsey Lohan Rocks!!! Go Lindsey!!!!

Somone needs to put a bullet in this bitch.

At least Gosselin's tits are mounted on her chest, whereas Octocunt has them on her knees. Octo might have a better ass though, based solely on the fact it can't be worse than Gosselin's.

2 words.................................... nasty feet

Not really Nadya Suleman but nice try!!! Just keep telling yourself that if that's what you need to help you to sleep better tonight!!! Fat Bitch!

Too Bad you're ugly as sin Nadya

\ Let's not forget the sharp knees!
\\Time to come out of the basement, Mom is calling you for supper...

id fuck her

@ #12 - Here's your BAT, sir....

@18 you are right 100% !...

Um, what about the botox, nose job, and lip fillers that you shot into your frightening ass face? I saw that that bullshit was on (Fox, no less... go figure). I wanted to put a fist through the television screen. YIKES!!!

How can this bitch afford True Religions? She has 8 kids to support! Those jeans alone could buy 1252 diapers

her kids are on welfare yet she is wearing $250.00 jeans and drinking starbucks. nice.

This broad is certifiable. First of all you don't, but what difference would it make as both of your vaginas are probably the size of the Holland Tunnel. And who is noticing besides that turkey baster that you used to have your kids.

Do you know what you call those completely useless pieces of flesh attached to each of these women's vagina?

Answer: Nadya and Kate

I'm with #13 ... right on. Plus she's a nut-job.

Both of these skeezers are attention whores just in different ways.
Octamom is worse IMO but Kate isn't much better.

@17 You are actually supposed to ignore it if children use 'swear words'. Not the behavior but you don't make a big deal about the 'word'..it only makes the child realize, even more, the power of the word. Then they say it all day long and really understand how to use it. This child doesn't know the difference between 'bitch' and 'mommy I'm mad at you' . Would you beat your child for saying the latter?? nope.

Anyway she did a good job of ignoring that word. It is is the only thing you can do at that age and put them in time out like she was trying. For sure, she is over her head but maybe at least she won't physically or verbally abuse them like a lot of other overwhelmed moms out there.

WTF is this fugly week at the superficial. you where on a run for a while.

can we make next week topless MILF week? Denise Richards mmmm :)

Saying she has a better shape than Kate Gosselin is like saying she is smarter than a pot roast.

SHE'S ONE CRAZY BI---!!!!! THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN ONE CHILD....TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY....I JUST HAVE A LOSS FOR WORDS!!!!

SHE'S ONE CRAZY BI---!!!!! THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN ONE CHILD....TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY....I JUST HAVE A LOSS FOR WORDS!!!!

Let me see a welfare whore with 8 kids or what ever she has..or a college educated whore with eight kids..hmm choice choices...

Were is the guy who killed that model at when you need him???

were is that guy who killed that model when you need him?? you forgot somebody!

were is that guy who killed that model when you need him?? you forgot somebody!

were is that guy who killed that model when you need him?? you forgot somebody!

were is that guy who killed that model when you need him?? you forgot somebody!

were is that guy who killed that model when you need him?? you forgot somebody!

Oh bitch please, at least Kate was married when she had her children. Besides, the little boy who left his handprint lodged in your face and called you a bitch is befitting, huh? THOSE KIDS SHOULD RUN YOUR ASS RAGGED AND MAKE YOUR HAIR AS THIN AS THE AIR OUTSIDE, SAGGY TIT HOE.

I want to like Octomom more then that bitch Kate... but Jesus.... they are both near misses at being average strippers. Whos more bangable between her and kate is impossible to answer, one is on welfare and will probably cut your dick off in your sleep, while the other is a rich bitch who will prolly cut your dick off in your sleep.

They are both such prime examples of people who should not procreate. Gawd, even Britneys kids will turn out better.

Hi. I'll be brief: If you watched this show, you are a stupid idiot. Fuck you.

ewwww they both look so CHEAP.

I just read in Variety that TLC is developing a new reality show following the Gosselin's divorce. It stars Nadya Suleman and Kate Gosselin and they team up as two single moms against the world. The working title is "22 Kids and 2 Crazy Bitches"

The fun bags are hangin' a little low.

Yuck what repulsive feet this woman has. She could hang from a tree branch with those hoofs- sheesh!

I could just imagine what her lily pad looks like- hurl.

This woman scares me more then Madonna's vagina.

SHE LOOKS sooooo much better thn kate, Kate is fat sorry. octos legs are nice and thin too, SKINNY RULES!!!

She needs to be shot.

I am not attention seeking says the octowelfaremom as she speaks to us from her 2 hr special on abc wither her litter of kids. who says trailer trash on lives in a trailer. what a moron

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

HAD OCTO-incubator BOUGHT 14 beagles because she was lonely ... State & Local laws would NOT allow her to keep them. Rules are in place to PROTECT ANIMALS from harm.

14 beagles would (by law) BE RAISED on CONSIDERABLE ACREAGE (far out in the country) where it's really "safe" & ALL would have ROOM to thrive.

INSTEAD: She's brought FOURTEEN Sentient HUMAN BEINGS into this world with NO THOUGHT and UTTER DISREGARD for THEIR well being -- WHAT THEY NEED TO FLOURISH.

If this was STAR TREK, entire galaxies would go to WAR -- to protect the SENTIENT (conscious) BEINGS.

The PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Do NO HARM – NEVER adversely affect SENTIENT BEINGS; they have inalienable rights to exist & as such CANNOT BE HARMED.

NOTHING can make it RIGHT for these 14 kids. LOVING THEM IS NOT ENOUGH. They must be nurtured; loved without remorse -- & be the "center" of their parents' universe.
With OCTO-LEACH ... ALL are only COMMODITIES to help HER exist.

Every earth human has "STANDING" where these 14 sentient beings are concerned.

CPS: ACT IN THE KIDS' BEST INTERESTS --BECAUSE OCTO-LEACH NEVER WILL. EVERY adult human being has an obligation to ACT on behalf of those kids; ANIMAL CONTROL certainly would!
LEGISLATORS: PASS LAWS TO PREVENT THIS NEW FORM OF SLAVERY.

HAD OCTO-incubator BOUGHT 14 beagles because she was lonely ... State & Local laws would NOT allow her to keep them. Rules are in place to PROTECT ANIMALS from harm.

14 beagles would (by law) BE RAISED on CONSIDERABLE ACREAGE (far out in the country) where it's really "safe" & ALL would have ROOM to thrive.

INSTEAD: She's brought FOURTEEN Sentient HUMAN BEINGS into this world with NO THOUGHT and UTTER DISREGARD for THEIR well being -- WHAT THEY NEED TO FLOURISH.

If this was STAR TREK, entire galaxies would go to WAR -- to protect the SENTIENT (conscious) BEINGS.

The PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: Do NO HARM – NEVER adversely affect SENTIENT BEINGS; they have inalienable rights to exist & as such CANNOT BE HARMED.

NOTHING can make it RIGHT for these 14 kids. LOVING THEM IS NOT ENOUGH. They must be nurtured; loved without remorse -- & be the "center" of their parents' universe.
With OCTO-LEACH ... ALL are only COMMODITIES to help HER exist.

Every earth human has "STANDING" where these 14 sentient beings are concerned.

CPS: ACT IN THE KIDS' BEST INTERESTS --BECAUSE OCTO-LEACH NEVER WILL. EVERY adult human being has an obligation to ACT on behalf of those kids; ANIMAL CONTROL certainly would!
LEGISLATORS: PASS LAWS TO PREVENT THIS NEW FORM OF SLAVERY.

Jesus christ, bitch looks like Angelina Jolie's muppet.

I never thought I would encounter a psychobitch so vile as to make me long for the cold embrace of Kate Gosselin and her evil, evil hair. But here we are. Even Jon Gosselin wouldn't touch this crazy skank.

#39...NO You don't ignore it when children cuss. YOU CHASTISE THEM. Let them know that word(s) are not acceptable to say. And they will be punished if they every say the word(s) again. You don't ignore bad behavior.

That is one plastic face. Total plastic.

Firstly, I'd hit it! Sike, she is totally freaky. The hair puts a nail in that coffin. Anyone else want to barf on the hair?

Secondly, KIDSat RISK-karen Lee @64 and @65, you are a tard.
This is important: STAR TREK IS NOT REAL.

Big tits anyway.........

SCARY alligator stomach no doubt though..........

wow... so for a women who cannot afford to take care of her litter of 14 how the fuck can she afford true religion jeans and starbucks? this lady makes me sick.

She regrets the children being raised without a fatherly figure.
The world regrets the children being raised without a motherly one.

I find it very hard to believe that Octomom didn't have a tummy tuck (and more) after looking like this:

http://livingears.com/music/SexPistols/octomom.jpg

Put them all down. The mom, all the kids, and burn the house. Fuck it.

She looks like she's got almost no waist and scrawny chicken legs. Bet her ass is a destroyed wasteland of sagging skin and pockmarked cellulite. Probably looks like the surface of the moon.

I haven't seen her in bikini yet.

Since she's a former stripper,maybe.

Yikes ... I guess she figures her nose jobs and lip fillers don't count ? Get a breast lift, woman. You look like Peter Griffin when he "donated" his bones on that Family Guy episode. Psycho ... and this is in the works for a reality show ? Gimme a fuckin' break. The good old USA.

@ 36: I couldn't have typed that better, myself.

Can't stand either one of them. Making babies is not an accomplishment. Being responsible IS.

Know what I hate? I hardly wear make-up, usually only mascara and maybe a little blush. My hair is dark. I have a similar face shape to this woman, but our facial features are very different. My lips are naturally full and pouty, cheekbones are good and my eyes match my hair-- never had plastic surgery in my life... And some people on the street have the audacity to say that I "look like her".

Fuck 'em. I don't look like Octomom-- she looks a little like me. If I gain thirty pounds and eat something I'm allergic to, maybe I'll look more like her.

Allow me to also declare that Suleman doesn't even remotely resemble Angelina Jolie, other than the haircolor. Her lips are a sloppy job. Her chiseled face...

Anyway, Nadya Suleman looks more like Michael Jackson.

LOL @ #55! Good one!

I did watch a little bit of it, regrettably, and she even said that she's "NEVER" had plastic surgery, and that her lips are because of "water retention." Yeah, sure.

BTW, Kate suddenly is looking like a normal person after watching this trainwreck lunatic.

Nice.. cant wait to see what social deviants this bitch raises! I cant believe some quack job thought this ho dog was suitable to raise this many kids.. we need 2 bullets one for this bitch and another for the doctor who agreed to do this shit!!

I met octomom at a bar last night. She pulled that whole, "I can shoot a ping pong out of my octonator bullshit." So, I took her up on that shit. I only had four wet wrinkly nasty dollar bills on me and the worst cold silver dollar that you ever did see. I bet her all five of my nasty treasure against her loose soggy octoflaps hanging there. So, we shook hands and she straddled the bar stool in the corner. FLOP! FLOP! PONG! Not one! Not two! but Three! Ping pongs flopped out of her octopussy with so much might, I shit myself like a baby out of the womb. Cough!

Y'all shouldn't go 'round hatin' on Nadya. She's just tryin' to make a good life for her 51 children.

What a piece of trash. She really needs help. Send her to a vet.

What a piece of trash. She really needs help. Send her to a vet.

This tramp does not seek attention? What planet is she from?

This tramp does not seek attention? What planet is she from?

This tramp does not seek attention? What planet is she from?

Yikes, what kind of person would do that to her own mother? Man. Scary.

-meream

She has a rubbery looking Halloween mask face.

First off...Kate Gosselin is responsible adult, a great mom to 8, and looks damn good! I say props to Kate and flaunt that bikini body...you work hard! She had her TummyTuck courtesy of a kind Doctor's wife. They gave her a new hope, and gave him some decent advertising too!

To Nadya, the Angelina wannabe...that has no CLUE what it takes to be a good mom, including having a father figure, a job, and no state funding to raise your tribe... Idiot. YOU are such an attention whore it's sad. I feel bad for your 14 kids that will be "raised" by you. Welfare-Sucking douchebag,,,,I see right through you. Further more, I can put $1000 dollars that your stomach looks like a giant NUTSACK...trust me! And you are jealous of anything and everyone else has,,,and you will never get! Shame on you.

Ps. God Bless your Children...seriously!

Dear Superficial Writer,You Should Stop Posting About That Octobitch She only want to get talked about...and she's not even close to sexy,bitch!

I'm not crazy about this woman, but I have to agree, she indeed has a better figure than Gosselin. But I really don't see why either of these women are still in the spotlight. Time to go away now...

In an exciting new development FOX networks has found its replacement for Paula Abdul now that she has left American Idol. It will be Octomom (Nadya Suleman). You might be asking the question what makes Nadya qualified to have a two hour special on the network for insanity. Well her qualifications are getting injected by a nut ball fertility doctor and then having a shitload of kids. I mean we all know that having a shitload of kids qualifies you for all kinds of unique and interesting things. FOX has suggested they are interested in reporting on Nadya’s ability and process for raising 126 children at one time. The interesting thing is how you report on fiction. Wouldn’t Nadya be required to care about the kids to begin with in order for her to be video-taped raising them?

http://journalstone.com/2009/08/10/does-the-octomom-breast-feed/

i dont think its right that she can sit there and say that kate is out for attention... kate had those kids because she wanted a family. i mean kate was married to a man who worked, she had her own home, and she could provide a very fullfilling life for her children. As far as octomom is concerened i think it is selfish that she would have that many kids with no father. She keeps slamming kate for having a show about her family... yet octomom now has a show for what... i think its for ATTENTION!!! Also, as far as the tummy tuck goes kate was not planning on someone to step up and just give it to her, yet when the offer came ya she took it who wouldnt., and octomom has no right to say anything about her tummy tuck because she is going around getting surgery to look like angelina jolie so more than likeley she probally had another surgery to get rid of her tummy as well. i just think that octomom needs to worry about her own life instead of targeting one of americas best family role models.

i dont think its right that she can sit there and say that kate is out for attention... kate had those kids because she wanted a family. i mean kate was married to a man who worked, she had her own home, and she could provide a very fullfilling life for her children. As far as octomom is concerened i think it is selfish that she would have that many kids with no father. She keeps slamming kate for having a show about her family... yet octomom now has a show for what... i think its for ATTENTION!!! Also, as far as the tummy tuck goes kate was not planning on someone to step up and just give it to her, yet when the offer came ya she took it who wouldnt., and octomom has no right to say anything about her tummy tuck because she is going around getting surgery to look like angelina jolie so more than likeley she probally had another surgery to get rid of her tummy as well. i just think that octomom needs to worry about her own life instead of targeting one of americas best family role models.

you can always take a flame to a leech... she's a big leech at that!