Aug 4 2009Miranda Kerr's camel toe and other news
- Demi Moore's face is worth every cent. All 8,823,983,438,736 of them. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Aniston is fine with being alone. Really, it doesn't bother her. I mean, it's not like she brings it up every goddamn interview until the end of time. She's tough. [PopEater]
- Jessica Simpson's new reality show requires $25,000 worth of hair and make-up. Per episode. Who the fuck is her stylist? Peter Jackson? [Celebslam]
- Xavier Samuel is your new Twilight obsession. Ten bucks says he loses a testicle at Starbucks within the week. Who wants in? [Just Jared]
- Ashlee Simpson has never met anyone "stronger" than Jessica. No, really. She once saw Jessica chew through a hubcap after divorcing Nick Lachey. She thought it was a cookie. [ICYDK]
- Britney Spears scored seven VMA nominations thus reminding everyone that MTV is an irrelevant conglomerate of asshats. [PopSugar]
Reader Comments
1. mambo - August 4, 2009 10:37 PM
impeccable.
2. EAT MY CUNT - August 4, 2009 10:40 PM
*FIRST, PRUNE-POPPERS*
I MUST FUCK THAT SNACK!
3. http://www.popduds.com/ - August 4, 2009 10:41 PM
MOAR!!!
4. jame - August 4, 2009 10:44 PM
what a nasty sand crab.
5. ana MARIA - August 4, 2009 10:47 PM
are labia lips much like testicles in that one must hang lower then the other
in other concerns, are designers meant to consider weird crotch gripping fabrics??
6. Anexio - August 4, 2009 10:48 PM
In pic 4 she looks a little chunky and those clothes do nothing for her wide breeder hips.
Cow
Out
7. scott - August 4, 2009 10:52 PM
The prototype.
8. Upinya - August 4, 2009 10:56 PM
Love's me some moose knuckle!
9. Mickey0123 - August 4, 2009 11:19 PM
That post is just outstanding. This chick is uterly amazing. Outstanding work on this one.
10. Tom K - August 4, 2009 11:22 PM
MTV has not been relevant since the 80's and mid 90's.
11. Jess - August 4, 2009 11:28 PM
She should get that mole checked out.. too much tanning. gross.
she looks hot from the front though. makes me want that monokini.
12. HealthyThinspiration - August 4, 2009 11:31 PM
She's a natural beauty, but I think she needs some more meat on her bones :/
13. Tom K - August 4, 2009 11:33 PM
Looks good to me camel toe and all!!!
Better then that dirty Puerto Rican slut J.LO and her wide ass!
14. dude - August 4, 2009 11:37 PM
Call that chick a toe truck - stat!!
15. Taz - August 4, 2009 11:52 PM
i got some goo to fill that crack
16. Mold - August 5, 2009 12:01 AM
This is what all women should strive to look like. If you don't look like her, you are a fat girl... and you should leave the country and live in the Asutralian Outback.
17. John Samson - August 5, 2009 12:11 AM
Look closely, look very closely. She looks wrong. Is she a land/real estate thief or an assistant to land/real estate thiefs? Because she has the facial damage of a thief. She, and girls like her, should not be on The Catwalk because she, and gilrs like her, a very very deceptive.
18. shelby - August 5, 2009 12:36 AM
anexio-
are you serious?? like seriously?? then what the fuck is skinny to you?? clearly you throw up everything you eat (real cool).
19. shelby - August 5, 2009 12:36 AM
anexio-
are you serious?? like seriously?? then what the fuck is skinny to you?? clearly you throw up everything you eat (real cool).
20. Upinya - August 5, 2009 12:39 AM
@ 17 What? What are you a phrenologist? You must have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter.
21. fetus_mcnuggets - August 5, 2009 12:59 AM
want the ONE PIECE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGER
22. ___ - August 5, 2009 1:20 AM
Hey #6, Anexio. You're a retard. And this ain't the Jim Rome Show. Take your "out" and stick it up your ass. D-bag.
23. wundersmack - August 5, 2009 1:27 AM
For all you newbies who have never seen actual female anatomy aside from your sister's barbie doll, yes, this is how it is shaped. It's spectacular.
24. lola - August 5, 2009 1:46 AM
Her body looks gross to me. I only weigh 110, but she looks like she weighs 90 pounds soaking wet. I appreciate people who work out and take good care of themselves, but she looks wasp-like from the lack of body fat in conjunction with the lack of muscle tone.
25. Bosco - August 5, 2009 2:42 AM
I feel like her gynecologist now .......................
26. dawnalex - August 5, 2009 5:34 AM
That camel has an ingrown toenail.
27. Lippen Whiskey - August 5, 2009 5:41 AM
Yo, you know how to tell if a chick in a bikini is a vegetarian? You'll see camel tofu.
28. pervert - August 5, 2009 6:02 AM
I wanna suck her penis
29. pervert - August 5, 2009 6:02 AM
I wanna suck her penis
30. pervert - August 5, 2009 6:02 AM
I wanna suck her penis
31. Ronald McDouchebag - August 5, 2009 6:07 AM
you DOUCHEBAGS are all high, this bitch is NAS T !!! she looks like a Garbage Pail Kid reject
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34. toe eater - August 5, 2009 8:20 AM
I think I rode that thing thru the desert once.
35. toe eater - August 5, 2009 8:20 AM
I think I rode that thing thru the desert once.
36. Parker - August 5, 2009 8:29 AM
I still swear I am willing to buttfuck her if she agrees to make me a sandwich.
37. ROUGH Daddy - August 5, 2009 8:46 AM
Whasamater? you peeps act like never seen a ninja boot b4...
38. Eek - August 5, 2009 9:05 AM
You stop! Nagahide works wonders.
39. havoc - August 5, 2009 9:38 AM
Outstanding.
Pic #7 gets two thumbs up....
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40. wondertrash - August 5, 2009 10:09 AM
It seems that Ms Kerr's fleshy crotch cleft has created quite a stir!
41. Mr. BooURns - August 5, 2009 10:19 AM
@20 Colin?
42. anon - August 5, 2009 10:30 AM
Ashton, Demi, and Rumer all look the same age. It's creepy.
43. Curtis Lewis - August 5, 2009 10:43 AM
That's got to feel uncomfortable or maybe she likes it. I'm sure she knows she's popping out.
44. april - August 5, 2009 11:37 AM
aww but she's so cute
45. Eek - August 5, 2009 11:39 AM
20. Thanks dude. Sometimes the panflilange bedazzles accordingly.
46. Alli Watermelon - August 5, 2009 11:52 AM
Did they SERIOUSLY take a picture of her crotch like that? How fucking ridiculous! Anyway...that's a pretty sweet swimsuit
47. Name No - August 5, 2009 11:57 AM
Shaved cootchie provides no "cover" or "cushion". Is there anything that will save us from the dread camel toe?
48. Giggles - August 5, 2009 12:01 PM
#16 Mold -- get a job, get out of your mamma's basement, and maybe you'll get laid for the first time ever.
49. Puggy - August 5, 2009 12:09 PM
46, it's called zoom and crop, duh.
50. ashley - August 5, 2009 12:11 PM
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51. therusskie - August 5, 2009 2:41 PM
You know what's the very first thing that comes to mind when I see this photo?
Fucked up tan lines.
52. HUMAN - August 5, 2009 3:11 PM
OH MY!!! I wanna lick that!!! Looks appetizing!
53. spiritkittykat - August 5, 2009 7:46 PM
Oh...that's unfortunate. Why wouldn't they just use a little bit extra fabric to keep that from happening?
RE: Twilight: Good! Another douchy-turd who smokes like a chimney added to the cast. Hope he "shimmer" like a fairy like the others do.
54. Mr Semprini - August 5, 2009 11:03 PM
Arrr, I wants ta keelhaul her over me yardarm... wink, wink...
55. IKE - August 6, 2009 4:40 AM
Thank you, Miranda Kerr.
56. Patrick Bateman - August 6, 2009 6:33 AM
Nice slit there. Surely the her people should check for 'toe' before she hits the catwalk. Fully waxed pussies definitely attract a camel toe. Amen.
57. Galtacticus - August 6, 2009 7:31 AM
Since when do easter bunnies have camel toes?
58. andy - August 6, 2009 8:12 AM
Pee stain??!
59. I Heart Miranda - August 6, 2009 12:33 PM
I can't believe all the haters! All of you calling her fat, cow, and the fit of her bikini bottom really need to look in the mirror. Miranda Kerr is gorgeous. She's one of the most beautiful women on the planet. For every one person putting this girl down, there are hundreds complimenting her and admiring her beauty.
60. LOLO - August 13, 2009 1:22 PM
All you fat cows, and pigs wish you could look that good in that swimsuit. Look in the mirror at your camel toe I bet your "chain hangs low" and FAT.