Aug 10 2009Miley Cyrus works the pole
Miley Cyrus performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night and, yes, you're looking at a Jesus-loving 16-year-old girl working the stripper pole in front of a middle school audience. It honestly doesn't get more biblical than at. Also, nice euphemism for underage vagina: "Miley's Ice Cream." That's not creepy at all.

Reader Comments
1. L - August 10, 2009 3:37 PM
yuk
2. L - August 10, 2009 3:37 PM
yuk
3. Carolyn - August 10, 2009 3:38 PM
No wonder young children are so sexualized.
4. CaptainMorgan - August 10, 2009 3:39 PM
Gummy. Gross.
She's more attractive in a burka.
5. Randal - August 10, 2009 3:42 PM
Miley Cyrus knows how to work an audience, although she's only using the pole to hold on to and not performing any sexual positions. Sounds more like the media making it up to me.
Looking forward to watching your music mature along with you as you continue to bloom as a bright young star.
Randal
6. Superevil - August 10, 2009 3:42 PM
#3 You say that like it's a bad thing
7. Kristin - August 10, 2009 3:43 PM
terrible
8. Nikky Raney - August 10, 2009 3:46 PM
That's not right.
Even Britney Spears wasn't doing that at 16.
9. chango666 - August 10, 2009 3:47 PM
Billy Ray and the entire trailer park must really proud of this little number . . . Just call me Jim Bob and I'd fuck her too . . .
10. Jimbo - August 10, 2009 3:48 PM
In half the redneck Southern bible belt states, she's old enough to marry. So, I say, work in hillbilly girl! Your Daddy will count the money while you straddle the pole!
11. Nikky Raney - August 10, 2009 3:48 PM
Britney Spears wasn't even doing that when she was 16.
12. Nikky Raney - August 10, 2009 3:48 PM
Britney Spears wasn't even doing that when she was 16.
13. Keith - August 10, 2009 3:49 PM
Is there even grass on her runway?
In any event, just rubbed one out. Thanks Disney! Keep the dirty little sluts coming!
14. amy3000 - August 10, 2009 3:50 PM
Damn she has some fine looking legs
15. Tammy - August 10, 2009 3:55 PM
Not an ounce of fat on her. I'd hit that like a mall on Black Friday.
She's gotta be great in bed. All that youthful energy, money lust, and adoration glow.
Sweet sixteen! Join me for threesome, Mailey. Me, you, and your pick of a man
16. popduds is the new black - August 10, 2009 3:58 PM
This post is so full of win!
17. Nameless - August 10, 2009 3:59 PM
Nothing wrong with Miley learning to work the pole now.
Every guidance counselor tells people her age to have a back up plan in mind in case the dream one doesn't pan out.
Once Disney tosses this one out of the fold, she will already be ahead of the game.
18. Kim - August 10, 2009 3:59 PM
Luscious legs.
Start at the knees, and work your way up those long, tender loins... ppurrrrrr.....
19. Cass - August 10, 2009 3:59 PM
Just a little FYI In ALL OF the southern bible belts states it is 18 to marry! Out in CALIFORNIA it is 16 to marry, ass clown. There are plenty of reasons to make fun of the south without dumbasses making up more, get your facts straight. She is not sliding down the pole or doing anything crazy, get off her back, she has talent, and great showmanship. I would like to see ANY of you haters do better.
20. Uncle Joe - August 10, 2009 4:00 PM
I've got a pole she can work anytime she feels like it.
oh crap.....16? oh well....she seems experienced and daddy obviously doesn't mind.
hopefully that 20 something yr old douchebag didn't wear it out already.
21. Deacon Jones - August 10, 2009 4:01 PM
(wipes hand with napkin under desk, let's out deep, quivering sigh)
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I just LOVE those lyrics.
Except I'm missing the ice cream reference. Anyone?
22. Meseret Hailu - August 10, 2009 4:03 PM
Nice! Wer can i get tree online courses in pole working and certification?
23. Pegleg - August 10, 2009 4:03 PM
No titty, no foul.. what a prude!
24. tromba - August 10, 2009 4:03 PM
Jimbo, what the hell are you talking about? No state allows minors (<18) to get married without parental consent. No state allows marriage under 16 without a court order and very few will issue a marriage license under 16 under any conditions. New Hampshire allows, under certain conditions, for the marriage of 13 year-olds. Last I checked, New Hampshire was not in the South.
25. Hillbilly are stupid - August 10, 2009 4:06 PM
Cass: Wrong on every count!!!
Alabama: 14, is apporbved by parents
Georgia: 16
Florida: 16
California: under 18 only if approved by Judge.
Kentucky: 16
Lousiana: 16 but can married under 16 if approved by Judge!
Mississippi: 15
North Carolina: 16, as young as 14 if approved by Court
South Carolina: 14(for girl), if approved by parent
26. Deacon Jones - August 10, 2009 4:07 PM
@19
Are they still teaching typing in the Bible Belt toots?
I figured once the Creation Museum was built down there, computers had a MAX of 2-4 years before they were deemed the work of the devil and banned.
27. The Observer - August 10, 2009 4:10 PM
I think California allows you to marry at 16 as well as New Hampshire, and neither are in the South. Nobody ever accused the ignorant and intolerant of being well-informed.
28. where are her naked photos? - August 10, 2009 4:10 PM
@12 Nikky Raney - "Britney Spears wasn't even doing that when she was 16"
Yeah...so at 18 Britney was out there in the stereotypical jailbait, dirty schoolgirl outfit talking about how she is sorry that she is such a cocktease and gave you a hardon when she was rubbing her underage pussy up against you.
Britney was just paving the way for the real underage Disney whore, Miley Cyrus. I can promise that we will see a sex tape of this girl somewhere in her career.
29. Ted - August 10, 2009 4:11 PM
nice euphemism for underage vagina: "Miley's Ice Cream."
Uh...sure...when she has a yeast infection.
30. Hillibilly part 2 - August 10, 2009 4:11 PM
Tromba,
Wrong-o. South Carolina does not require a court order for a 14 year old woman to get married - just parental consent. ut you are correct that most non-backward states require a court order - most states in the south haven't progressed to that point, however. New Hampshire is clearly backwards as fuck, but its a state of notorious tightwads, so maybe it's a dowry thing.
31. The Bisexual - August 10, 2009 4:12 PM
She's 16. All you perves who are jacking off to her need to find something better to do with your time...I mean seriously. The girl is barely filled out.
32. Erica - August 10, 2009 4:12 PM
Billy Ray told her it's normal to have to pee frequently the day after she takes Tylenol PM. Normal in the South, that is.
33. Zack - August 10, 2009 4:14 PM
I wonder if Miley eats the pussy? her backup dancers are pretty hot. I have to wish that they shower together. Billy Ray probably videos it through a spycam.
34. Thandrale - August 10, 2009 4:18 PM
And so the Disney diva downward spiral begins.
DDDS syndrome strikes several teenagers every decade. There is no cure. Rehab will sometime alleviate the symptoms for short periods but it will keep coming back until old age and will then evolve into EPS syndrome (Extreme Plastic Surgery syndrome) in a pathetic attempt to maintain that youthful sluttiness. Sad, very sad.
35. Sandy - August 10, 2009 4:21 PM
"The girl is barely filled out."
She may gain weight or lose weight, or have plastic surgery, but puberty is pretty much over for her. She's going to turn 17 soon and her body hasn't changed in obvious ways recently (height, boob, hips). Guys who are drooling over her (I assume a bag is part of the fantasy) are expressing a simple truth: at least in the U.S., girls go downhill (down Blubber Hill, specifically) fast. A lot of them never look as good as they did, briefly, at 17-18 years old.
36. Ken - August 10, 2009 4:22 PM
Thanks Miley, for giving us men exactly want we want!
I just came like Mt. St. Helens!
37. hit it with my ice cream cone - August 10, 2009 4:22 PM
Ummm....the lyrics to that song have some serious sexual connotation to it. She may be 16 but why do I have a feeling that this girl has been sexually active one way or another for the last 3 years.
I bet she has a tshirt that reads "I love the cock" on it. She probably only wears it around Billy Ray.
All right
here we go
follow me now
come on
hit it
everybody do your dance
aint nothing better than an all night jam
are you ready for a little something new tonight
i got a brand new step that your gonna like
c'mon boys
gotta do what i do
just follow my lead
everybody lets chill
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
can you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
can you do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the air we can party all night
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
can you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
can you do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the air we can party all night
shake it shake it shake it shake it down low
then do the ice cream freeze
all kind of stepping make you feel good (make you fell good)
triple step, butterfly, sugar foot (sugar sugar foot)
But, im coming with a new thing
what you need? (thats right)
now everybody what to do the ice cream freeze (whoohoo)
come on boy
gotta do like i do just follow my lead
everybody lets chill
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
then you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the we can party all night
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
then you do the milkshake
shake it Shake it down low
do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the air we can party all night (party all night)
did i here someone say party? (party)
were just getting started (woo)
wanna take it from the top
will you know i will
now everybody lets chill
lights camera actionfreeze
everybody lets go
do the ice cream freeze
strike your pose
then you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
do the snow cone slide left to right
put your hands in the air we can party all night
do the ice cream freeze (hooo)
strike your pose
then you do the milkshake
shake it shake it down low
do the snow cone slide left to right
put you hands in the air we can party all night
(do the ice cream freeze) do the ice cream freeze
(do the ice cream freeze) then you do the milkshake
shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it
(do the snow cone slide) do the snow cone slide
put your hands in the air go crazy
everybody lets chill
38. Albin Bainbridge - August 10, 2009 4:25 PM
Miley Cyrus on a stripper pole make me sad. All the creepy, retarded sexual comments about an underage girl makes me sadder.
39. GoGo VicMorrow - August 10, 2009 4:28 PM
@25.. I live in Kentucky, 18 is the required age without parental consent. Anything under 16 requires court order.
40. prudes - August 10, 2009 4:29 PM
She's going to be 17 in a few months and she's screaming to the world that she's a horndog. What's sad are all the pinchy-faced nags who scold the "pedos" who respond normally to a post-pubescent girl doing a stripper pole dance. What's the problem, did you strain too much and suffer a prolapse during your monthly bowel movement?
41. GoGo VicMorrow - August 10, 2009 4:32 PM
Oddly enough, not only am I from Ky, but from the city Billy Ray is from..(Ashland/Westwood) eh.. can't win 'em all.
42. Bill - August 10, 2009 4:34 PM
I'd lick her "ice cream" until Daddy breaks down her bedroom door.
BTW, I just made a fresh batch of melted ice cream looking at these pics.
43. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 10, 2009 4:36 PM
I believe she's been working the pole since 14.
44. Anna - August 10, 2009 4:38 PM
Those thighs are a meal fit for a King or Queen!
45. jlylec - August 10, 2009 4:38 PM
sucks she's only 16 cause i'd.........
46. Billy Ray Cyrus - August 10, 2009 4:41 PM
I am sick and tired of everyone calling my little girl a whore. All of you need to back off and let her be. There is nothing wrong with Miley's pussy. It's just as tight as it was back when she was 13......ummm....I mean....she's a very good girl. Go away!
47. The Music Elitist - August 10, 2009 4:44 PM
at the beginning of the performance she walks out of a mobile home/trailer.
she's not even TRYING to hide the white trash. Britney wasn't even that blatant about it at that age.
48. GoGo VicMorrow - August 10, 2009 4:46 PM
Her mom actually was a groupie.. this is in her blood.
49. GTBurns - August 10, 2009 4:48 PM
"Workin' the pole" is the fate to many a jesus lovin' hillbilly. Money has a wierd way of changing a person's love for The Jesus. METH that also wreak damage on the relationship as well.
I personally do not love the Jesus, I just RESPECT The Jesus. Remember from the Great Lebowski, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
50. Deacon Jones - August 10, 2009 4:49 PM
@35
"A lot of them never look as good as they did, briefly, at 17-18 years old."
Exactly. Coming back from college during winter break, many-a-times I'd run into hotties from high school and that turned into absolute garbage. Freshmen 15 (or 30, as theyre saying now), separation issues, whatever, girls hit their absolute peak at 18-19.
Everything else from that point out is just maintenance to avoid the car crashing over the cliff, so do it well, and some do it very, very poorly.
51. Andy - August 10, 2009 4:51 PM
When she spread her legs like that, the audience got a big whiff of the South (kin-sex and desperation).
52. Islary - August 10, 2009 4:51 PM
i know you ppl think that it all looks pretty absurd, but seriously mr. thesuperficialwriterwhothinksyouarefamousandpplloveyou(NOT!), she works for disney but she's still an artist, which will, believe it or not, develop a career aside from disney's interests at some point. And i'm pretty sure that "teen choice" organizers asked her to do EXACTLEY what she did...
and excuse me for my bad bad english, i mean it, i'm still learning
53. Islary - August 10, 2009 4:52 PM
i know you ppl think that it all looks pretty absurd, but seriously mr. thesuperficialwriterwhothinksyouarefamousandpplloveyou(NOT!), she works for disney but she's still an artist, which will, believe it or not, develop a career aside from disney's interests at some point. And i'm pretty sure that "teen choice" organizers asked her to do EXACTLEY what she did...
and excuse me for my bad bad english, i mean it, i'm still learning
54. Truth Commission - August 10, 2009 4:54 PM
Rednecks exist to make normal Americas feel better about their lives.
At least my daughter isn't working a pole!
At least my wife doesn't shop at Walmart and weight 180lbs
At least my husband doesn't pimp out our daughter to NFL quaterbacks..
55. Pat - August 10, 2009 4:55 PM
She's just teasing when she takes her fingers off the mic like that. Billy Ray taught her the proper technique long ago: firm grip, lots of movement, but always keep the tip near her open mouth.
56. The Jerk - August 10, 2009 4:58 PM
The only types of people who find this teeny bopper attractive are the same types of people you see get busted on, "To Catch a Predator: with Chris Hanson". Big fucking deal about this tramp...she's a kid who has Billy Ray Cyrus as a father, dates back n forth with a virgin Jonas brother and has horse teeth. That should sum it up..
57. you suck - August 10, 2009 5:01 PM
@52 Islary - yes your english sucks and you are a fucktard.
Miley is under contract by Disney so ol' Mickey owns that sweet prepubescent ass. Disney says dance the pole, she dances the pole. When they say "leak" your underage naked photos, the Disney Slut Squad uploads them for the world to see. Disney owns these little whores and they obey commands like the good little employees that they are.
58. monty - August 10, 2009 5:02 PM
Disney kid.
Nuf said.
59. Karen - August 10, 2009 5:02 PM
This is just a change in how she's being packaged for sale - I mean, she doesn't have actual talent and she's not good-looking.
And the worst part is that "Miley's Ice Cream" is repackaged from an earlier product, "Billy Ray's Tapioca Pudding." Yum yum.
60. budashes - August 10, 2009 5:03 PM
#5 randal the molestor strikes again
61. Fred - August 10, 2009 5:06 PM
I stared at these pictures, and pretended that her hand in wrapped around me, instead of a mic.
Now, there is a big mess on my computer desk. Thanks for the spanking opportunity, Billy Ray and Disney!
62. Julieta - August 10, 2009 5:30 PM
Bueno, la verdad es lamentable que una niña de esa edad haga esas cosas.
que ejemplo le dará a las jovenes que escuchan su musica?
63. Rod-Man - August 10, 2009 5:31 PM
@37. Don't be silly. I just struggled through that song and could find no clear sexual references and I'm usually pretty good at finding them. You owe me 3 minutes of my life back.
64. GTBurns - August 10, 2009 5:33 PM
I always thought Hannah Montana sounded like a stripper name, now it looks full circle.
65. Rudy Mendoza - August 10, 2009 5:43 PM
Well said #64
66. Kendra - August 10, 2009 5:44 PM
That's it when i do have kids if the teen choice awards still exist i am so not letting them watch them.If it's this bad now I'm afraid of what they will let slide further down the road.
67. Dread not - August 10, 2009 5:47 PM
@ #5 Miley Cyrus knows how to work an audience, although she's only using the pole to hold on to and not performing any sexual positions. Sounds more like the media making it up to me.
Yeah, and when I invite chicks over, I hang salamis from the ceiling just for the ambience.
68. HeyHey - August 10, 2009 5:53 PM
what the effing hell?! so when she was a little-less-exposed-then-in-a-swim-suit-on-a-magazine-cover, that was worse then being an underaged whore on a pole in front of a bunch of 9 year olds?
69. Don Magic Wand Bishop - August 10, 2009 5:59 PM
Posting these pictures is close to porno. She is a 16yr old twat.
70. Marie - August 10, 2009 6:11 PM
This all is sick on so many levels...
71. Marie - August 10, 2009 6:11 PM
This all is sick on so many levels...
72. liberal atheist = inbred trash - August 10, 2009 6:20 PM
Legal age to marry:
New Hampshire = between 13-17 with consent of parent
New Jersey = under 16 with parental consent
New York 14-15 with consent of parents and judge
Minnesota = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 15
Connecticut = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
Wash DC = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
Illinois = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
Maryland = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
Michigan = under 18 with written parental consent, not under 16
73. suck my dick - August 10, 2009 6:24 PM
Any negro would hit that ass
74. c*marie - August 10, 2009 6:25 PM
MIley Cyrus is a slut the fame has gotten to her head shes not the cute girl we all saw in her.that was not cute to go up on stage infront of all kids like that daaaaa Miley think before act!!!it wasnt a club you sure are not a christian u pleyy to be.u dont fool people we all see wat kind of personyou are!!o by th way Miley u have messed up teeth!!
75. Prof - August 10, 2009 6:25 PM
Stripper pole at the Teen choice awards- check!
Hot booty shorts- check!
Ready for crotch shots- check!
Flimsy sheer top- check!
S&M boots- check!
Ready to give a nation of adolescences enough raw spank material for years worth of wet dreams... CHECK!!
All their dads are now trying to pretend they don't have hard ons while preparing the various "16 will get you 20 ish" comments for anyone in earshot to elevate personal feelings of guilt over wanting to fuck the hell out of Gums McGee here- CHECK!!!
76. Jesus - August 10, 2009 6:34 PM
I am so proud. That's how proper religious girls should act. So true.
It does not matter that Miley is doing stripper poses, the point is she is NOT stripping folks! I mean, all she is doing is leaning down and back holding on to the pole with her legs spread open LIKE a stripper, in shorts that barely cover her ass cheeks, at 16, in front of kids.
I also highly approve of your brother's band opening for you on the tour. My favorite lyric, which I cannot stop singing as I go around Heaven :
"tonight we'll touch, and they won't know, I know you're dying to take off your clothes, just trust in me"
Can I get an amen ??
77. ROUGH Daddy - August 10, 2009 6:39 PM
Great legz! opps did I type that? im way out of line.....
78. obama is an idiot - August 10, 2009 6:48 PM
She couldn't find a straight white guy to marry in a blue state. They're all busy sucking other guys cocks
79. rien - August 10, 2009 7:00 PM
@ #5
not doing any sexual positions?!? She's spread eagle!
80. Concerned Parent - August 10, 2009 7:06 PM
This is so amazingly great.
I look forward to the day when 3rd grade girls are wearing thongs to elementary school and teasing the boys with their implants. Makes me horny just thinking about it.
America is beautiful.
81. bobby_da_Perv - August 10, 2009 7:11 PM
I would fuck the shit out of that ass, where I live the legal limit is 16 so FUCK YEAH
82. train - August 10, 2009 7:17 PM
Prick tease, I hope she gets gang raped.
83. Susan - August 10, 2009 7:49 PM
Cyrus family needs to get their messages to the public straight. Dad is out doing the Freedom concerts with S. Hannity and his 16 yr. old daughter is acting like one of the "Girls Next Door" on national tv and in front of our youth! Talk about someone being asleep at the switch.
84. Jamie Foxx - August 10, 2009 7:49 PM
Dat white bitch needs to do sex sex tape wit me already
85. yuki - August 10, 2009 7:49 PM
wtf were they thinking?
who approved this sluttravesty?
86. sandnegro - August 10, 2009 7:51 PM
Did anyone else notice the cameltoe on the backup dancer in red shorts in pic #10?
87. Large Black Man - August 10, 2009 7:53 PM
da bitch ho need sum luvin from a large black dick
88. mikeock01 - August 10, 2009 7:56 PM
i smell sex and candy...............
89. Sweet Jesus, GAAAK - August 10, 2009 8:24 PM
Oh, perhaps she'll go the "Jesus wants me to pose for Playboy (TM)" route that Heidi Mount-gag has gone. All of these good down home Christian girls: Miss California (with-bigger-tits-I-can-love-Jesus-more-but-still-hate-gays) Carrie Prejean, Heidi Mount-gag, and now Miley "pole vaulter" Cyrus.
I hate to say that I long for the days of Ms. Britney Spears, but I do. At least her sermons were fun. (and she was trying to wriggle out from under that pesky "hypocrite" tag, right?...)
90. Penn Yada - August 10, 2009 8:57 PM
She'd be married to a 50 yr old, a granny & covered up tighter than a burito by now in the middle east, people need to chill...
91. Seriously!!! - August 10, 2009 9:26 PM
The only thing disturbing about these pistures is that the retarded parents in this country let thier kids watch it!! Fucking Disney is goddamn evil. Don't they still own a porn studio for christsake!?!
92. dont give a fk bout what you say - August 10, 2009 9:26 PM
I'm no hypocrite, sweet sexy thing like that? i'm gonna do her in all known positions... nuff said.
93. WMarie - August 10, 2009 9:50 PM
Miley: "Daddy, I'm gonna dance on a pole at the teen choice awards. Is that okay with you?"
Billy Ray (distracted while counting money): "Oh, what's that sweetie? Oh yeah sure, that's a great idea."
Miley: "Thanks daddy!" then leaves the room.
Billy Ray, suddenly alert: "Did you say a stripper pole!?! Sweeeet Doggy I'm chargin' triple for that!!!"
Seems right that Britney is her "hero." She's headed down the same exact road. Someone save the younger siblings now!!!!!
It kills me that at least 70% of the content on the "Teen" Choice awards contains some sort of non-teen content!!!!!!! Who in the world approves this stuff!?!?
94. timmy the dying boy - August 10, 2009 10:00 PM
Come on, all, it's very cagey of her to be giving her future career an early try-out. Good for her!
95. Yeah - August 10, 2009 10:20 PM
Butterface.
96. Nostrafreakingdamus - August 10, 2009 10:46 PM
Mammy and pappy are gonna whore her out and count the money until her snatch is so loose no one will pay to poke it.
Then they'll get her some veneers and a fresh set of porn-tits and whore her out some more.
Washed up in the double-wide by 25.
97. Roman Polanski - August 10, 2009 11:05 PM
I would like to bury my face in "Miley's Ice Cream" before it gets all tainted and destroyed like Spears by morons like K-OVER-FED!
Hmmm...I have some "ice cream" of my own that I'm sure she would like to taste also.
Little Slut!
98. Miley Cyrus - August 10, 2009 11:09 PM
Y'all better stop talkin' trash 'bout me an' my family- or ah'm gunna shave mah haid an' start up wif a fotografer...where's mah UMbrella?
99. katie - August 10, 2009 11:21 PM
Gross. She looks like trailer trash.
100. Lindsey - August 10, 2009 11:49 PM
She WILL be the next Britney.. going insane and shaving off all her hair and hitting cars with umbrellas.. Who wouldn't want to be compared to that?! She's suppose to be a role model.. IT's sick what this world is coming to.. And my child has to grow up in a sexualized and disgusting world like this.. DISGUSTED!!!
101. tiff - August 11, 2009 1:39 AM
wow dude shes holding onto a pole..she is the only young entertainer who has behaved..like shes hannah montanna cut her a break..the pole is a prop..not like shes fuckin grinding on it.
102. tiff - August 11, 2009 1:39 AM
wow dude shes holding onto a pole..she is the only young entertainer who has behaved..like shes hannah montanna cut her a break..the pole is a prop..not like shes fuckin grinding on it.
103. tiff - August 11, 2009 1:39 AM
wow dude shes holding onto a pole..she is the only young entertainer who has behaved..like shes hannah montanna cut her a break..the pole is a prop..not like shes fuckin grinding on it.
104. Unkle Joe - August 11, 2009 2:20 AM
Miley Cyrus works the pole then when she gets home she will work daddys pole
105. wes - August 11, 2009 2:36 AM
Wow...after reading half the perverted crap you people are saying about a 16 year old girl I can't believe you all still think she's the one with the problem.
Buncha self righteous, hypocritical, cynic's looking for any reason at all to bash a celebrity. JEALOUS MUCH?
First of all, with asshole papparazzi following celeb's every move, and pricks like you feeding their fire by buying into the crap they sell you. No wonder lindsey lohan and those like her have emotional breakdowns from all the scrutiny.
Seriously! Would you expect anything more from any other teenager?
It's hard enough raising kids, teenage hormones+worldwide fame+money = river pheonix.
Not saying it is not possible, ron howard made it ok.
But with the right kind of support from family and friends.
You people sure as hell aren't helping, might as well pick out some 16 year old girl no one has ever heard of in some town in the middle of nowhere thats wearing something revealing and pronounce to the world that she's a slut and a whore all over the web. How is that any different?.
Bottom line, you people probably never liked miley anyway and were looking for any reason to trash talk her.
What the hell makes you any better? Make a list of all the negative things you people have done on purpose or inadvertantly and ask yourself how the world would react if they saw it all.
106. on behalf of us all - August 11, 2009 3:10 AM
" Buncha self righteous, hypocritical, cynic's looking for any reason at all to bash a celebrity. JEALOUS MUCH? " lol lol lol
"Bottom line, you people probably never liked miley anyway and were looking for any reason to trash talk her." Who cares? Our points are valid, which is why you brought out the most ridiculous argument in the book..which translates to 'I am defeated so I will just try to attack them by saying..' ''you must be jealous.''
"What the hell makes you any better? "
No one is saying they are better. However, we do not parade ourselves out in front of people CLAIMING to be better, claiming to be GOOD, HONEST, WHOLESOME, RELIGIOUS people. So, there is little point in going crazy criticizing us.
"It's hard enough raising kids, teenage hormones+worldwide fame+money = river phoenix."
Actually, child molestation+turned to drugs because of it= river phoenix.
Get a grip, love. Just because you are jealous of all them doesn't mean we are too. I am not claiming to be perfect but I can safely say I have never pole danced in front of children as a young teen, nor have I ever posed for nude photos, nor have I ever took drugs and drove the wrong way down a road, possibly abducting someone too. Get a fucking grip. There are celebrities I like and those I don't. I don't in fact hate Miley at all, neither do most of the people on here, they just have eyes and hate the HYPOCRISY and are simply POINTING IT OUT. Do you want us all to sit back acting as if it's not going on? (Like 90% of the people in charge of media are apparently doing).
Just because you have some sort of angst ridden, foaming at the mouth, secret lesbian crush on a 16 year old does not mean you need to spend all day defending her and calling her a saint. She can stop all this BS press and negative attention HERSELF if she would just STOP DOING IDIOTIC THINGS.
The most pathetic thing is that you must be fairly old to even care who River Phoenix is (let alone know). So it is unbelievably pathetic that what I can only assume is someone around age 26- 30 is spending their time on gossip sites, defending slutty, hypocrite, holier than though Disney princesses for some UNKNOWN REASON. GET A HOBBY, AND A HUSBAND MAYBE, and SWITCH OFF THE TV.
107. on behalf of myself - August 11, 2009 3:16 AM
sorry that was long.
108. Olivee - August 11, 2009 3:20 AM
Dudes. Watch the actual video. The majority of the time she's just holding onto the pole. Get a hold of yourselves.
109. wes - August 11, 2009 4:31 AM
"On behalf of all of us"
Very valid points, though kida harsh. Suppose mine were too. But more directed at the 2 or 3 word comments referring to her as a slut and whore.
I just think we should direct the blame more appropriatly to the parents and those on control.
When I see a kid doing some stupid stuff, my first reaction is "where are the parents" not. "That kids a dumbass"
There is an obvious domino effect of kids with lousy parents, growing up to be lousy parents. And so on and so on
I am not worshipping the ground she walks on or anything, I just see a kid who has too much responsibility, too much fame, and not enough support and supervision from friends and family.
Once again, not bashing any of you who had something legit and thought out, but those people who just drop in the"slut" and "whore" comments
110. Miley is too hot for ALL - August 11, 2009 4:31 AM
Shes looking good =P I like to lick cream from shes ass or boobs ;)
111. I have ice-cream on my pecker - August 11, 2009 8:59 AM
@63 Rod-Man - what were you looking at? I clearly can pick out several lines that can have a sexual meaning.
hit it
aint nothing better than an all night jam
are you ready for a little something new tonight
i got a brand new step that your gonna like
c'mon boys
gotta do what i do
just follow my lead
all kind of stepping make you feel good (make you fell good)
But, im coming with a new thing
what you need? (thats right)
wanna take it from the top
well you know i will
112. dee - August 11, 2009 9:05 AM
Well guess shes done fucking her daddy
and needs to get the attention of
others.
what is she 16
SLUTTY skank
Now do something about those HUGE chompers
113. us - August 11, 2009 9:07 AM
guessing that Randal #5 is
a pedophile
FOR SURE
114. Pilatunes - August 11, 2009 9:20 AM
The poster child for precocious sexuality.
115. Garbage man - August 11, 2009 10:12 AM
The scum who put this dirty perverse trash on the tv for our young whores in training are not Americans. They are citizen of the almighty dollar. They could give a fuck less about the lives of our children. We know who they are.
116. die miley cyrus die - August 11, 2009 11:08 AM
MILEY CYRUS MUST BE VERY STUPID!!NO ONE CAN'T SAY THAT SHE IS GREAT ROLEMODEL BECAUSE SHE ISN'T!!MILEY CYRUS SUCKS!!
117. ha - August 11, 2009 11:36 AM
I am of the firm opinion that it isn't pedophilia as long as the girl is fully developed. So you guys are all fine, but that girl is going to be STD-riddled by the age of 19. God, am I glad I'm not from the south.
118. someone - August 11, 2009 1:42 PM
im not saying im against miley, but she can do a great performance without being half naked and dancing like that . Why not just be yourself, miley ?
119. someone - August 11, 2009 1:42 PM
im not saying im against miley, but she can do a great performance without being half naked and dancing like that . Why not just be yourself, miley ?
120. Jackie - August 11, 2009 1:59 PM
She's totally hot, if you're into people with Downs.
121. Irena - August 11, 2009 2:35 PM
I think miley looks terrific aroung that pole
Irena
122. Agast - August 11, 2009 3:00 PM
Amazing. Read some of these comments and wonder to yourself how many of these people have child pornography that they satisfy themselves to on a regular basis. Hopefully your daughters steer clear of people like yourselves.
123. GTBurns - August 11, 2009 5:45 PM
Milerz is starting to look like all those jesusy girls I knew in High School, five years after graduation and one divorce later they are either fat bloated soccercows with 3 runts at the trailer park or haggered skanks dancing at the local ghetto strip club.
124. GTBurns - August 11, 2009 5:48 PM
I'm back, I think "Miley's ice cream" is probably a euphemism for SHIT, at this point her fans are all eating her shit music and calling it ice cream.
125. no sex in the champagne room! - August 11, 2009 7:11 PM
I'm 25 and found myself asking "When did I become such a prude??" when I raised my eyebrows at this stunt.
...And then I remembered that I used to WORK at a strip club - so the prude label is off! As one who worked the nights for a year, paying for school while serving cocktails to dudes surrounded by chicks walking in thongs and ta-tas on the stripper pole, I like to think I have somewhat a voice of experience on the matter.
Even though you only have to be 18 to dance, most everyone working in the club - strippers included - thought it was sad when girls fresh out of high school decided to hit the stripper pole. I'll generally stand up for strippers since I saw first hand that they're not all coke-heads, sluts, whores, or undercover hookers. Most are there just paying off school loans, credit cards, or even moms trying to provide for their kids. As long as you're secure with yourself and doing it with a specific goal in mind and NOT for: A) self-esteem boost, B) body issues, C) attention...then by all means go for it. And, as we all saw in that club, rarely did anyone under 20 have that secure sense of self.
I don't get my panties in a bunch when underage performers dance around in skimpy clothes... whatever. Question it as you will, but they're not doing it for money, and not to mention, dressing that way is LEGAL. Conversely, stripping for money is extremely ILLEGAL for anyone under 18. And trust me, strip clubs are very careful in doing ID verifications to make sure their girls are of age. I know the club where I worked was extremely anal about this. Otherwise they can get shut down on the grounds of sexual exploitation of minors... i.e. - essentially offering kiddie porn!
Obviously this isn't saying that seeing a clothed Miley Cyrus dance on a stripper pole is going to turn teenage girls into strippers. But it sure is taking a step in normalizing that practice for them. And it's sad to put in teenage girls heads that this job is something "cool" and maybe even something to aspire to!
126. Internet Tough Guy - August 11, 2009 7:42 PM
I get real tired of everytime someone from the South does something questionable, it's automatically because they are from the South. I hate to tell most of you inbred pig fuckers this, but Northern California is home to the biggest fucking redneck inbred pieces of shit in the country, period. The biggest fucking meth heads live in Arizona, Nevada, Texas, Cali...not the fucking "South". I'm not even from the South, I just get tired of hearing ignorant people generalize an entire region. All it really does is show how isolated you fucking cavemen are and you probably haven't even left your county, but you think you know everything about people from other regions, real sad. I can assure you, nobody in the South wants your fucking socialist bullshit you bleeding hearts are pushing. Try bringing it there and see how far you get.
127. Marike - August 11, 2009 7:52 PM
I bet all you LOSERS who post about "too bad she's only 16 because I'd..., I just blew some melted ice cream, girls go downhill beyond 17-18, etc." are sitting home in your parents basement, ALONE - typing with grease covered potato chip fingers on the keyboard your mama bought for you - AND NO WOMAN - be it a 16 year old or an 86 year old woman would be interested in you.
Idiots
128. Marike - August 11, 2009 7:54 PM
I bet all you LOSERS who post about "too bad she's only 16 because I'd..., I just blew some melted ice cream, girls go downhill beyond 17-18, etc." are sitting home in your parents basement, ALONE - typing with grease covered potato chip fingers on the keyboard your mama bought for you - AND NO WOMAN - be it a 16 year old or an 86 year old woman would be interested in you.
Idiots
129. Jamie Rimes - August 11, 2009 9:12 PM
you are so bad and i hope all your little friends see so you can go out of bissness k!ok!
130. marie e. - August 12, 2009 12:30 AM
she is most definetly the next Britney/Lindsay/Jessica Simpson. I second #3...look at all the media messages being sent to young girls and boys..it teaches them to grow up quick, value apperances and superficiality over brains and being true to yourself, and promotes sexual promiscuity. The worst part is that people (including adults) are getting desensitized to this sort of thing.
131. @125 - August 12, 2009 2:18 AM
If all these singers/ performers are not performing for money then what are they doing it for? Last I heard it was money. Money , money, attention and more money. And more money. And more attention.
The more strippers/people talk about strippers not being bad, not being sluts etc. Strippers being decent moms trying to raise kids, pay for college etc, the more this seems like a good/suitable choice for young girls to do when they leave school. Not to mention that the media for some reason keeps interviewing such types (including actual prostitutes) telling everyone how much money they made and how easily/quickly. Hmmm...
Anyway, Miley/her people pretty much orchestrated this for attention. She has completely topped Britney with Hit Me Baby One More Time... the question is what will they try for the next 13 year old attention seeking manufactured whore? Straight on to a Sex Tape?
132. Jeff - August 12, 2009 5:09 AM
CHRISTIAN HYPOCRISY IS FRICKING HILARIOUS!
"FIRST, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD" - MILEY AT THE MTV AWARDS
(SECOND, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEXY OUTFITS AND MY YOUNG BODY!)
(THIRD, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK AMERICAN MARKETING FOR PUSHING SEX ON TEENAGE GIRLS AND REMINDING US THAT ONLY MEN ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THIS...)
133. wheeee - August 12, 2009 2:17 PM
@132 FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE PERSON WHO INVENTED CAPS LOCK. IT'S FUN!!! IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE ELSE
SECOND I WOULD LIKE TO INSULT PEOPLE IN A WHOLE BASED ON ONE PERSON'S ACTIONS
THIRD, I'D LIKE TO THANK THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED CAPS LOCK AGAIN!!! ISN'T IT AWESOME?
tool
134. BAMMMMM - August 13, 2009 2:58 AM
I really just wana say you jealous girls and you boys who cant prolly get any girl anywhere near miley cyrus needa get a grip honestly dont be jealous and in denial that you cant get anywjhere near her so go ahead keep making stupid comments because of it, you just look stupid and immature its called the fucking TEEN choice awards big deal she bent the fuck down on a pole get over it dont expose your child to that if you dont want them watching it parent your child so shut the fuck up i know everyone flips out at everyone but honestly its reality get oover it assholes.
135. BAMMMMM - August 13, 2009 2:58 AM
I really just wana say you jealous girls and you boys who cant prolly get any girl anywhere near miley cyrus needa get a grip honestly dont be jealous and in denial that you cant get anywjhere near her so go ahead keep making stupid comments because of it, you just look stupid and immature its called the fucking TEEN choice awards big deal she bent the fuck down on a pole get over it dont expose your child to that if you dont want them watching it parent your child so shut the fuck up i know everyone flips out at everyone but honestly its reality get oover it assholes.
136. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
137. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
138. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
139. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
140. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
141. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
142. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
143. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
144. BAMMMMM2 - August 13, 2009 3:03 AM
oh yea and if your gonna say shes gross? and disgusting? its not even funny how fuckin insecure and JEALOUSEEEEE you are honestly grow upppppp you jealous fuckerss
145. carl - August 14, 2009 1:21 AM
Jeez...over 100 comments visiously slamming a 16 year old pop star.
You people are pathetic!
Hey...here's an idea. Instead of wasting your time on some stupid gossip website how about making all those internet hours count and do something worthwhile like visiting INVISIBLECHILDREN.COM or ENDHUMANTRAFFICKING.ORG.
With all the things going on in the world today you friggin idiots are more concerned with a pop singer STANDING on an icecream cart and whether or not it it is age appropriate.
Oh, and by the way...I am from the south. And how dare you a-holes stereotype one half of the entire United States because of your pre-conceived views on what you think southerners are like. I have traveled around the US and in parts of Central and South America helping the poor and needy. Not playin my bajo on the front porch lusting after my cousin. Of all the perverted crap you people have said about Miley Cyrus (WHO IS 16 YEARS OLD) and you want to crack jokes about southerners.
TURN OFF THE COMPUTER, GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE!!! and don't even bother trying to respond to this, i just randomly found this website and there is no chance in hell I can stomach visiting this site again and reading more of the perverted crap you people put on here...not like I am gonna lose any sleep over whether or not I offended any of you pricks
146. Miley Can Suck My Dick - August 16, 2009 10:01 AM
slutt!
147. i want miley's pussy - August 26, 2009 9:15 AM
what a hot slut. i bet she likes pussy. i want to spread her legs and eat hers out, then she can suck mine
148. I fucked Hannah Montana in the ass - August 27, 2009 8:07 AM
I fucked Miley in the ass hole
149. I fucked Hannah Montana in the ass - August 27, 2009 8:07 AM
I fucked Miley in the ass hole
150. OCK - October 28, 2009 12:56 AM
This girl is a disgrace to her blood line. Miley just runs off and does what ever she wants, her father should have more control over her. Miley is gonna end repping herself on the streets of rodeo drive. then she's gonna offered a guest spot on the new show {Round House Blow.} If i ever met her i think i would just smack her in the face. That bitch needs to wake because money isn't everything.
FUCKIN WHORE/SLUT.
151. I'd Tap That - November 14, 2009 4:02 PM
Whoa... I'd tap that.
152. meme - November 21, 2009 11:23 AM
your such a slut and a hoe
153. meme - November 21, 2009 11:23 AM
your such a slut and a hoe
154. meme - November 21, 2009 11:23 AM
your such a slut and a hoe
155. meme - November 21, 2009 11:23 AM
your such a slut and a hoe
156. meme - November 21, 2009 11:23 AM
your such a slut and a hoe