Aug 24 2009Michael Lohan fights crime now
Because who better to fight crime than an alcoholic ex-con, Michael Lohan will be in LA to help catch the culprits who burglarized Lindsay's house yesterday. E! News reports:
"I am coming into town to work with private investigators in order to gather evidence which will be turned over to LAPD and the detectives assigned to the case," Lohan told E! News.
"This time, these evildoers will be caught."
So what exactly is Mike Lohan going to do in this situation? Emotionally abandon the perps to justice? "Hey, Mike, we found the guys." "Goddammit, I'm trying to watch the game."
Photo: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Que - August 24, 2009 4:50 PM
Que super sleuth.
2. chocherita - August 24, 2009 4:51 PM
FIRST!!!!1111 ONE
3. No Dice Nada - August 24, 2009 4:52 PM
Hola amigos, numero dos is just as bueno!
4. No Dice Nada - August 24, 2009 4:53 PM
Make that numero tres, es bueno todo!
5. No Dice Nada - August 24, 2009 4:54 PM
Amigos, I would eat chocolate pudding out of his vagina! True that!
6. Hot Mom - August 24, 2009 5:02 PM
He is aging better than both his daughters.
7. ROUGH Daddy - August 24, 2009 5:07 PM
He probably mastermind all this just to get close to lilo...
8. ethan - August 24, 2009 5:21 PM
why is the kate +8 dude in the background?
9. casualencounters.com/blog - August 24, 2009 5:25 PM
"Evildoers"? They're burglars, dude. Not homicidal terrorist pedophiles,
10. Me - August 24, 2009 5:26 PM
Isn't that Jon Gosselin in the background?
11. yuki - August 24, 2009 5:36 PM
did michael lohan post that in a gravelly voice?
12. Dirk McGirk - August 24, 2009 5:38 PM
yeah man, wtf is jon gosselin doing in this photo? were they hoping to open up a new chapter of NAMBLA called NAFDF(National Association of Father Daughter F***ing)?
13. Clamhammer - August 24, 2009 5:43 PM
king of the asshats
14. ElizabethM - August 24, 2009 5:52 PM
Does anyone else think Jon and Ryan Jenkins look similar? Both have chubby faces, piggy eyes and a desperate need to look cool.
15. Del - August 24, 2009 6:02 PM
Man, this dude cannot get enough press ... cut!
16. Jon - August 24, 2009 6:56 PM
W. T. F.
Is Jon Gosselin coming out with an album soon? I just made that up, but that would be awesome.
17. robert - August 24, 2009 7:06 PM
I think he robbed his own daughter's house just to get free PR for both of them. What a couple of white trash sickos, and his male friend behind him looks like a fish, an ugly fish, a very, very ugly fish.
18. Tanzarian - August 24, 2009 7:22 PM
What is he doing with Jon Gosselin and why the hell do I recognize Jon Gosselin?!
19. Sickitten - August 24, 2009 7:31 PM
Wasn't 'evil doers' coined by Dub-Yah?
20. Eric Quental - August 24, 2009 7:38 PM
Your daughter needs you, thanks for coming through. I love you Lindsay.
21. Danklin24 - August 24, 2009 8:40 PM
Michael Lohan and jon Gosselin together?? When did we start having douchebag conventions?
22. lauren - August 25, 2009 1:38 AM
jon gosselin is such a fucking douche.. WRAP IT UP, dick.
at least heidi montag hasn't reproduced *yet*...
i feel bad for their kids (lohans + gosselins).
23. Ellen - August 25, 2009 11:11 AM
"Michael Lohan fights crime now ".
Good...so he's gonna punch himself in the face?
24. Darth - August 25, 2009 2:14 PM
Is he wearing a Batman mask or is this his real face?
25. Galtacticus - August 25, 2009 2:20 PM
And look who's there in the back! That's Robin,the booze-version!
26. Mine Own - September 22, 2009 8:48 PM
LOL @ 18, those were the exact same two thoughts that ran through my head!