Aug 24 2009Michael Jackson was homicided and other news
- Michael Jackson's death has been ruled a homicide. Who saw that coming? Besides Dr. Conrad Murray and anyone with TV or Internet access. [PopEater]
- Anna Paquin on a trapeze. Because apparently winning an Oscar at 12 curses you to have a lifelong obsession with amusement parks. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip]
- Taylor Swift has freakishly long arms. Hmm... I wonder if she could reach the fridge from my bedroom. In case she wants a drink! I was not at all suggesting sandwich making. Unless her arms are near the bread drawer. Just sayin'. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston won't date "a normal guy." Which is why I'd like to point out I still play with action figures. That doing anything for you? Not counting reaching for the pepper spray. [Wonderwall]
- Chace Crawford as a greaser. Think Shia LaBeouf in Indiana Jones 4, but you don't want to cry in a corner afterward. [Socialite Life]
- Eddie Cibrian's wife is more than happy to hand him over to LeAnn Rimes. [Just Jared]
- Ashlee Simpson continues looking good with the ladies of Melrose Place. [PopSugar]
- Paris Hilton visited a children's hospital in Guatemala because nothing cures sick kids like more infections, but not really. You killed them all, Wonkface. [Splash News]
Reader Comments
1. Amy - August 24, 2009 9:18 PM
Meow Meow snark pops boonanny frow frow peanuckle winkle batman stylistics,
and that's all I have to say about that.
2. Aerialgreen - August 24, 2009 9:19 PM
Holy shit, and they haven't buried Jacko yet? .... well I guess they still can't tell the difference from the late MJ and a decaying body.
3. movie trailers - August 24, 2009 9:21 PM
soryy Micheal :(
4. Dylan - August 24, 2009 9:31 PM
woah. wht just happened on geekologie
5. Dylan - August 24, 2009 9:34 PM
i mean superfucial.... -__-
6. Truth Doctor - August 24, 2009 9:34 PM
Jennifer Aniston is just another leftist lunatic. There's not an ocean large enough to hold her ego. Funny thing is, she has very little talent to base it on.
7. HEY STOP BEING STUPID - August 24, 2009 9:35 PM
Stop saying Ashlee Simpson looks good. She looks like a bobble-headed piece of shit stuffed into an ugly dress.
Bitch needs to eat some burritos.
8. King MJ 4 eva - August 24, 2009 9:36 PM
Someone better pay for taking Michael away from us!
RIP MJ
We love you.
9. I'm Insane - August 24, 2009 9:56 PM
Do munchkins dance on hallway floors? does Jesus like ham sandwiches? these questions and others will not be answered as to I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about....
10. Taz - August 24, 2009 10:00 PM
that's a CRAZY picture of him
11. barunka - August 24, 2009 10:10 PM
Jenifer Aniston is a high school dropout with an 8th grade education, so why would any normal guy want her. Only crazies and guys in between drug binges would find her plain Jane type attractive. She is always in People magazine because that is the only magazine written for her intellectual level.
12. cate - August 24, 2009 10:39 PM
Anna Paquin = love love love!
13. Blech - August 24, 2009 11:12 PM
Michael ultimately had a choice about taking the meds. He made a choice to do so, even if the doctor was wrong to be his dealer.
Still think it's a great thing, this situation. Doctors who push and prescribe drugs without real cause should all be jailed...
14. John Martin - August 25, 2009 7:19 AM
well, sorry for MJ.
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18. Sabrina - August 25, 2009 9:37 AM
I like the second and fourth pictures of Chace Crawford. The tattoos suite him.
19. Mario LOpez - August 25, 2009 11:53 AM
Wow I can't believe this i hope mike gets fair justice.
20. Darth - August 25, 2009 3:51 PM
Was he doing a Bambi imitation? Or did he just ordered four happy meals? We'll never know.
21. el ces - August 25, 2009 4:41 PM
BLOOD!
22. Non-Fan Of Pop/Sick MJ - August 25, 2009 4:51 PM
With the delay, they had to think a cuncoction to cover-up what really happened.
We all know MJ did himself in by OD. They finally agreed with the Dr., he'd take the fall for an unclosed amount of dough, you know.... Instead of facing facts of the WEIRD life of MJ, easy suckers will swallow anything you put in their mouths to make the oddball, MJ a legend instead of a loony.
23. Joy Reed - August 26, 2009 12:45 PM
I thought Dr. Murray was suspicious from the beginning. Now the truth is coming out.
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