Aug 18 2009Megan Hauserman probably banged a murderer

Weird abs.

I'm not saying she's fat, but her belly looks like the average college student's. She's definitely not hot enough to warrant some shitty reality TV series.

And I don't care about the potential murderer bang session, although I suppose I should.

shes alright.... i think im wayyyy hotter but im too skiinny, i love her boobs though!!! i wish i had boobs!

I think it's just sad that some people never really 'know' their significant others. I mean, she had two whole days to get to know him.

HAHHAHHAHA!!!! omgggggggg that is TOOOOOO funny!!!!!!

i would do exactly what she is doing if i were a Z lister. i would go on a reality show and look for no love, but an old fuck that is rich. i would make sure the lights are off when he tried to fuck me. just let the old rich bastard fuck my lubed up butt cheeks. then hopefully he croaks and im rich. yes i am a nice person.

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HAS THIS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO?

WHERE ANY UGLY, BLEACH BLOND, FAKE BOOBED CAN GET MILLIONARES CHASING AFTER HER? IS AMERICA SO FAT THAT SOMEONE LIKE THIS IS CONSIDERED HOT?

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@6

TOTALLY awesome, would do that too if i knew he would die sooner rather than later <3

This story is obviously a hoax. I'm from Calgary, and nobody here can afford a trip to Vegas these days (let alone a suitcase)

Her friend's skin is real pretty colour.

Most famous, auction-offed piece of ass in the world. All you need is a million dollars to get in on the bidding. You get to watch those idiots pull out their ATMs every week just to be in the running to bang her.

The funny thing is that no matter who won her show, she not with the winner; she with some random broke ass douchebag.

Yay...TV...it's reality.

Holy crapshoot. Just yesterday I was reading the LOCAL NEWS about a woman being found in a suitcase. How the fucking shit.

lola no way, her friend is oompa loompa orange

This Megan Hauserman bimbo is the ugliest fucking slutty whore i've ever seen on tv. Her face looks worse and much more ugly than the fucking elephant man's face! hahahahahaha

now that is the definition of a butterface

You look amazing, #3. Just a little skinny, as you said.

But a friendly word of advice.. Even though it's a pleasure to look at you, you should never ever put info like that on a site like TSF. :p

@#16

thank you! i try, and thanx for the word of advice, i just started looking at this site, apparenty there are many creepers as you suggest lol

Well there are creepos everywhere. Loads of them here, just read some of the comments. People posting stuff just to be mean.

And if you really are in DC, go to bed already. :p

It wasn't me.

this scarry me like hell going out with a bad man.

lol, i dont sleep much. :-P

What a charming pose.

What a charming pose.

What a beautiful girl, what a incredible story.

Oh no! this fool probably married a stripper and she was still applying the no touching rule!

She looks good, I like it that she doesn't like to wear clothes, But if one of these nuts do marry her, they and their millions will soon be departed. Today the easy way to get rich is to marry and divorce, and let the judge give you his life earnings even though you don't deserve it. Isn't that right Heather Mills,

trollop

Does this mean Ryan didn't win?

Couldn't we have gotten a spoiler alert?

Holy butterface!
Her friend has the worst fake tan ever.
Classy ladies.

Well that blows that "beauty sleep" theory right out of the water, #21! We're making history here! :P I'm so corny. ^^

Another rule from stripper school (no money, no honey) pretty simple actually!

#3 - if I promise to die real soon can we hook up?

you know whats even more fucked up?
-this gold dick lapping nobody has a reality show that real live human beings actually watch.

I Want to Bang A Killer.

Dumb bitch.

Biggest ButterFace on the planet.

royal ascot races limo

Damn she's hot.
Anunturi Romania

@17

I concur. There are a lot of creeps on here. (snorts line of Clorox , puts on sadist leather mask)

I met this vapid whore and fucked after a night of drinking at a club on Clematis, Palm Beach. I have made nothing of myself in life and I still totally regret it and cant believe my cock was in it...

Uhgggg. When did it become attractive for girls to either have patchy fake tan (a la Meagan) or crazy, ompa lompa tans? I gotta say, I'm a relatively pale skinned girl, and I'd rather be pale than either of those colours!

I met this vapid whore and fucked after a night of drinking at a club on Clematis, Palm Beach. I have made nothing of myself in life and I still totally regret it and cant believe my cock was in it...

Isnt this the bitch from the 'Beauty and the Geek' show? Why the fuck does she have her own show? She's about one brain cell short of drooling.

Whatever you say about her being a gold digger.....she has an awesome body. I am v.jealous!

#3: Quit fishing for compliments, skank.

This Megan broad may be a useless, gold-digging whore, but at least she's not seeking approval on a celebrity gossip blog by posting the link to her Facebook page.

Stop posting and go make me a sammich. Make one for yourself while you're at it.

I walk around last night thinking, why would girl with the sun covered skin sleep in suitcase? Is it tricks like magic person? Foldy foldy all the limbs? Then I slap me self in face and yell "FACEPALM!!!!" I laugh and say "I don't know!! I just don't know!!"

Hey #3, can you count to potato?

A bunch of narcissistic douche bags fighting over a gold digging skank hooker with no soul. Television at it's best...

wow… that is the definition of a BUTTERFACE

Her grill is all fucked up. She looks like a 3 dollar hooker. Gangly freak

#9, DK...I LIVE in Las Vegas. Plenty of people visit here. In fact, I hate tourists.

hahaha i agree #3 you look wayyy better then her. We should do a show around you instead of this fake blonde. Man is this what TV has come to?

Them's some birthin hips...

She does not have a pretty face. I don't know who fed her a line about being pretty. She is ugly inside and a outright bitch. Sharon O. should kick her ass again. The only reason she even got this show is because VH1 had to shut her up for the whole thing that happened with Sharon. More mindless, crappy reality shows that hopefully will only have one season to it.

gross shapeless legs and no ass whatsoever, fake boos, weird stomach and ugly stripper face. This is not hot. wtf???

You guys are right, she's a total skank...wait...why am I at full attention...?

I bet fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Pic #7

These wrecked strippers look like they should be cheerleaders for Syracuse University. Goes with the theme.

yes, she does not look fit. I love a chick with muscle tone and a more wholesome natural face

yes, she does not look fit. I love a chick with muscle tone and a more wholesome natural face

Why is her face so shiny?

shes had lipo to her stomach ala tara reid

@49 WTF you talking about, I met the whore in Florida, you know tropical paradise. You can have your bullshit desert you dumb bitch.

this chick as weird and ugly as she is will always appeal tto those slimy porn addicted men. that's why she does all of this. she needs to work out those legs and fix that stomach with more lipo or some situps and get rid of those plastic boobs. oh, and wash her face and grow her eyebrows back in. Maybe then she'll attract a guy thtat's actually worth something.

this chick as weird and ugly as she is will always appeal tto those slimy porn addicted men. that's why she does all of this. she needs to work out those legs and fix that stomach with more lipo or some situps and get rid of those plastic boobs. oh, and wash her face and grow her eyebrows back in. Maybe then she'll attract a guy thtat's actually worth something.

Too bad he didn't kill Megan instead.

#50: #3 is hot if you find the idea of sleeping with corpses appealing, you necrophiliac

God, you people have bad taste.

#61, As a porn addicted man I'm offended at that statement. I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

too much orange/red on my screen

whats up with her tummy. bad lipo?

whats up with her tummy. bad lipo?

Megan is nasty. thank GOD she has fake boobs and bleach blond hair or shed REALLY be hurtin my eyes right now haha.

Megan is nasty. thank GOD she has fake boobs and bleach blond hair or shed REALLY be hurtin my eyes right now haha.

I heard she has herpes. wait.... I didn't hear... I got them from her.

Megan is NOT cute.. thank GOD she has fake boobs and hair or my eyes would be really hurtin right now. haha. www.myspace.com/thesavanna

This is the one Sharon Osbourne took a handful of hair from.

If I was a desperately lonely millionaire, I'd look for a much better value in gold diggers. This looks like a trailer park hooker.

Ah well, Megan wanted a millionaire but got some gelled up Scott Peterson turd it seems.

Actually to be unpleasant, that Jasmine Fiore was not too pleasant looking, worse than Megan I'd say. Must be the gal they paste Heidi Montags head on or something.

@ 3 - I definitely pick you over her. Don't need no unflattering stripper clothes or bags of toxic waste in ya.

@ 39 - I'm with you. Lohan should be too. Just stay out of the sun.

@ #3: Let me get this straight- this Fiore girl was killed then stuffed into a suitcase & thrown away like garbage, & you're trying to get people to give you compliments & attention by whining about how you're more attractive than Megan & how you're too skinny? You are just as sick as the murder is you whiny twat. Go get some therapy PRONTO. You need some help. And a sandwich.

Seriously- go get a freaking shrink. It's people like you that make me sick. Even the "Fiore wasn't that hot" people aren't as sick as you are.

@ #74- BOODLE: WOW! Who Sh(*& in your cheerios today?? Leave the poor girl alone. Not everyone can be as eloquent and secure as you.

@ #74- BOODLE: WOW! Who Sh(*& in your cheerios today?? Leave the poor girl alone. Not everyone can be as eloquent and secure as you.

I love how the people posting on here w/ the "NICEST" things to say about the way others look are the ones who dont have the balls to post their own pic.

@ 75: Hon, she posted on a news article about a murdered girl & was fishing for compliments. There are dozens of other places she could have gone to fish for compliments & she chose to post on an article about a murder. Seriously, there's something wrong with that picture. If you can't understand how sick such an action is, then I think that you need to do a little soul searching yourself.

Some girl died & all #3 could think about was posting about her looks & how she is hotter than Megan is. If she'd posted this anywhere else on TMZ, it wouldn't be a big thing. But she posted it on an article about a woman who was murdered violently & had her body disposed of in a horrific fashion. Yes the article mentioned Megan, but the main focus was about the MURDER of Jasmine Fiore. And this girl is trying to fish for compliments by posting about how she's "too skinny". That's just disgusting.

my browser says:

http://thesuperficial.com

not CNN or Nancy Grace. what did you expect to read in these comments? i see pics of megan on the red carpet at some bar and mug shots of the accused. Maybe if this story was focusing on the murdered girl there would be 10 pics of her and not megan? Yes, its sad that people are more interested in the drama of a reality tv person than the poor girl that got murdered but take into consideration the site you are reading this on. If people werent actually watching megan at at some point would they even be here reading this board?

@ 78 - How SUPERFICIAL, huh? I only come here for Pulitzer Prize winning news reports and serious debate.

@ 79 - Nancy Grace? That's Ted Turner dumbing it down for the people, isn't it?

..."murdered that precious, tiny, helpless little baby girl"...sounds like Jan Crouch on Trinity Broadcasting Network begging for handouts to save their mansions. "GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY"! (not)

#81... haha yea well i never claim to be the sharpest tool in the shed haha. HOWEVER- i usually voice my opinion whether its popular or not soooooooo here i am :)

OK, I guess not ALL porn addicted men find this skank attractive. Def the gross, greasy guys who have their laptops with them at all times. These guys usually have severe self issues/pot bellies, drink too much and expect their spouses to be stepford wives/barbie etc You know the type. They are out there which is why this girl will find an audience.

You decent people are all quite full of win. V out.

@83
Well, you hit the nail on the head with the "drink too much and expect their spouses to be stepford wives/barbie etc ".

You should see my credit card bill ; it's the holy grail of porn listings. Hilarrrrrious

Who's the oompah loompah she is with?

its too damn bad she didnt pick him at the end of her show, then she could have been chopped up and put in a suitcase instead of the other poor broad.

This show is probably all set up with actors and shit like all the other reality hook up shows. At the end the winner gets their cheque and is sent on their way while the writers start penning ideas for season 2.

#3 - Yes you are too skinny.

Actually, I just auditioned for a "hook up show" up in Jersey and they are clearly looking for real people w/ strong personalities but NOT actors. The cameras are rolling 24/7 in the house and pretty much everything is fair game for the show. A friend of mine was on Daisy of Love and didnt get paid for the time he was taping but did get paid for appearances. just sayin...

Actually, I just auditioned for a "hook up show" up in Jersey and they are clearly looking for real people w/ strong personalities but NOT actors. The cameras are rolling 24/7 in the house and pretty much everything is fair game for the show. A friend of mine was on Daisy of Love and didnt get paid for the time he was taping but did get paid for appearances. just sayin...

Woow.. "For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful"

Sum people are doing anything to get posted here.

#75,76,77: What a shock. Another dumb bitch who posts her MySpace page to beg for attention supporting Skeletor's (#3) quest for compliments by calling people insecure because they won't post their pics.

Go slather on some more orange self-tanner, insecure tramp.

Maybe some of us don't post links to "networking" sites because we don't have pages created for the sole purpose of getting random perverts to shower us with much needed attention.

#89 & 90:

LOL @ a "hookup show"

I'm actually glad idiots like you keep going on these shows. Makes it easier for the Department of Health to keep track of your STD's.

LOL @ your friend being on Daisy of Love

I see you run in classy circles

LOL @ your MySpace page being private, yet you still posted the link so people can see how hot you are

Throw yourself in a fire so you can be hotter, bitch

dang, if i knew just a link to my facebook would cause SUCH a stir..haha.
I bet if i was ugly/fat, not a word would have been said.
and also, every single thing on my facebook IS locked so you cant view/stalk/even email me if you wanted to, on the other hand, MYSPACE is much more dangerous, which is why i dont have it.

Lysa, you are too awesome and you look gorgeous.

Haters, if you werent so fat, old or ugly, you might have something more usesul to do, than to hate on lil ol me JUST because i am too skinny ( DUH i know that, i think i even said that in #3) and honestly, im flattered you would take the time to hate on me!!

and its just a PICTURE people, dont freak out. I see girls with links to their myspace or networking site on here all the time, and guess what, most of the time, those girls are gorgeous, So i concur that ugly fatties, dont post links, but they SHOULD because ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL <3

#9...OUCH, dont hate, its not attractive <3

#94...OUCH, dont hate, its not attractive <3

#94...OUCH, dont hate, its not attractive <3

SHOCKER. ANOTHER WHITE SERIAL KILLER.

Why are these nasty skank white hoes getting soo much television time?? Are we trying to bring in the redneck, Busch beer viewers?

And why are people like the ones on I Love NY, Ray J, and those horrendous twins getting so much television time? Trying to bring the ghetto, 40-drinking crowd?

i realize you haters have one advantage over me.. you can kiss my ass and i cant. haha. yea i believe thats about all the information about me that you can get on my "networking" site which is PRIVATE. Keep talkin your shit bitches, your makin me FAMOUS!

You're not your. :-p

Please don't argue over the internet. It doesn't acomplish anything. By publishing a link to your profile you're putting yourself out there. That makes you susceptible to personal attacks. The best thing to do is just ignore them. Nothing makes hecklers happier than knowing their insults got a response.

@#2 "She's definitely not hot enough to warrant some shitty reality TV series."

I'm positive 'hot' is not a prerequisite for a reality TV show

As an example, Flavor Flav is the one that started all these VH1 spin-offs shows.

Wow it is not funny that a poor girl (stripper or not) was stuffed into a trash bin and all anyone can say is "Oh I wish I had her boobs" or "Haha that's so funny". People are so sick now.... someones daughter maybe even mother is dead and maybe people need to start thinking about that instead of some stupid show and how stupid or ugly that blonde girl is.... PEOPLE NEED HELP!

white trash. to big, means her vag is super sized hole no penis can satisfy.
real real discusting low life. no class whatsoever. check out some natural european girls and will make her look silly.

WOW This poor gurl was murdered stuffed in the trash and God only knows the torture she went thru and ppl are so damn concerned about watching the rest of the season. (Ok me too, but after seriously thinking about it thru the eyes of the victims family) I seriously think VH1 made the right decision removing themselves from being associated w/ this sick PIG.... I hope he goes to prison and gets messed up in there. anywho I was thinking it would be awful for the family KNOWING they were still showing a show w/ this monster on air. I sometimes wonder if he took his anger out on this gurl maybe Megan really pissed him (no excuses for him at all he is a psychopath) but maybe he was pretending this gurl was her.... Megan is a lucky gurl that's all I gotta say and this should give the bitch a reality check. MEGAN quit being a stupid whore who would give up her morals for money it almost cost you your life, it could be your mother crying instead of this poor gurls mother. God bless the victims family I hope you get justice I know it wont bring her back but may she rest in heaven w/ the angels. I personally dont care for megan if you cant tell. LOL

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=8396125

THE DUDE KILLED HIMSELF, FUCKING COWARD.

Its all just hollywood....Although I do find myself wondering who she actually picked? Obviously, it wasnt the killer of the day. I think its really scary that a guy with problems that severe made it past all the security with out being found out. Prerequisite for the show...money? No background check? I didnt really care for the show all that much...I thought it was a bit corny, but I found myself hoping sex toy Dave or the older guy with the glasses would take the top prize. The older guy with the glasses seemed like he would have been able to show her how the other side lives and travel the world....lol sounded good to me. Oh well, sad ending for everyone. :-(

Lysa,
Dont bother trying to get through to the people that spit hate....no matter what you say or what you do. someone is going to have something hateful to say about it. Stand by what you believe and follow your heart...screw the rest, otherwise you will drive yourself crazy. At least you are out there doing your thing...it makes you wonder what wonderful jobs or careers the rest have? I dont judge, you have to look at yourself in the mirror everyday, I can change the channel if i dont like what I see......so good luck with what ever your decide to do. Live and Let live....have we all forgotten the Woodstock generation...Peace and Love everybody.

don't need to watch it... just tell us what rich loser actually ended up with the bimbo

She's a college dropout. She LIES about finishing U of I. She never made it past sophomore year. She dropped out to work at Scores Chicago . She was a bitch then, and her head has inflated now even more. We used to call her GUMBO. She would sit on fat old men topless to get tips. She would do anything for money, not kidding. She's just a floozy, I know, I worked with her as a cocktail waitress. I can't believe Wikipedia put down she is a college graduate, that is such a lie! She worked full time at Scores Chicago from about 5 pm to 4 am every night. Nice try, Megan, graduate my ass! She is stupid as Sh*t too!

She's a college dropout. She LIES about finishing U of I. She never made it past sophomore year. She dropped out to work at Scores Chicago . She was a bitch then, and her head has inflated now even more. We used to call her GUMBO. She would sit on fat old men topless to get tips. She would do anything for money, not kidding. She's just a floozy, I know, I worked with her as a cocktail waitress. I can't believe Wikipedia put down she is a college graduate, that is such a lie! She worked full time at Scores Chicago from about 5 pm to 4 am every night. Nice try, Megan, graduate my ass! She is stupid as Sh*t too!

Despite the fact that this was a terrible tragedy as far as the family of the deceased goes, I think this turn of events is absolutely brilliant! Could you ask for a better display of Karma as far as that skank Megan goes?!?! Megan wants a millionaire at all costs, and here you go! Megan thought she could use her materialistic and shallow nature to better her career, and circumstances beyond her control has ripped her series right out from underneath her. This is a very clear public statement as to what twisted selfish morals will leave you with. Again, I am very sorry to all the loved ones and family members that are mourning the loss of this young lady, but as far as Ms. Megan goes, I couldn't have asked for better