Aug 27 2009Megan Hauserman in a bikini

Her face is plain as hell.

You're looking at her face? You sound like a gay.

does her belly button seem too high up to anyone else?

not bad..but nothing spectacular...is she jewish?

What a Kick Ass Body

not bad..but nothing spectacular...is she jewish?

Nice ass... too bad her face is so messed up.

Ass strechies!!!!!

Not Hot. Needs to work out. . . .a lot . . . to fill in those scrawny thighs and butt. Silicon implants okay.

Cankles, muppet face, bleached blond hair, stupid, shallow, mean, made out with a cold-blooded murder because she thought he had money.

Yeah, she's a prize.

Amazing ass!

HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ........OMG .........WHY IS IT SO HIGH .........WEIRD ......WEIRD ......AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!

HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ........OMG .........WHY IS IT SO HIGH .........WEIRD ......WEIRD ......AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!

Blagh...boring.

HER BELLYBUTTON IS FREAKIN WEIRD ........OMG .........WHY IS IT SO HIGH .........WEIRD ......WEIRD ......AND NOONE IS REAL ANYMORE !!!!!

her cankles would make hillary clinton blush.

You can always go back home Megan. Right back to strip clubs and blow jobs in the back room for the high dollar rollers...

Am I missing something? Is she supposed to be hot?
I totally love her awesome tattoos though......

COULD BE WORSE BUT THAT BELLY BUTTON SURE IS UP REALLY HIGH .......WEIRD .......ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY NOW A DAYS IM GLAD TO BE NATURAL ...IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO BE NATURAL EVEN IF YOU ARENT PERFECT AT LEAST EVERYTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE ,,,,,,,,,STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COULD BE WORSE BUT THAT BELLY BUTTON SURE IS UP REALLY HIGH .......WEIRD .......ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY NOW A DAYS IM GLAD TO BE NATURAL ...IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO BE NATURAL EVEN IF YOU ARENT PERFECT AT LEAST EVERYTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE ,,,,,,,,,STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#11 you mean flat ass, that belongs on a 50 year old? (hint - see #9)

Oy!

Hatchet-face.

I dunno. She has the right elements, but they are all a bit flawed. Nothing spectacular.

I suspect her vag is sweet looking, but probably tastes something like a Subway sandwhich -- it's OK, but you've had way better elsewhere.

She might want a millionaire but, oscillating the Oscar Meyer - to her pix - is free.

ew. she's one of those flabby skinny chicks. bitch needs to hit the gym.

A gold-digging Jew? What's this world coming to?

Stupid ugly jewbag, Can I has money plox, that's it bitch, perpetuate the negative stereotypes about jews + moniez

too bad her face doesn't match her body. is that dude her brother?

long lean body, bit tits, perky nips = removing my pants to caress my boner

Average whore is average

I'm pretty sure lipo doesn't cause one to have their belly button re-placed (it's reallllllllllly high). She doesn't have kids, right? So probably no tummy tuck. What gives? lol

is is OK to shoot my wad on her Star of David while yelling "Heil Hi tler"?

Hey I take offense to that. Subway is my favorite sub shop!

I'd love to enter the tunnel into her concentration camp. Throw me in her Auschwitz oven any day!

First of all, her belly button is not that high; the top of her bikini bottin is really low which makes it appear to be high.

Second, that is a smokin' hot body any guy who doesn't think so is a complete homo.

I aint saying she a gold digga, but she sure can get her hooks into this rough nigga...

i think her belly button is high up cuz of her long torso. lohan has that same issue.

Why did she have to go and spoil the gorgeous view of her ass, with that tat?

Again, Jenkins should of thrown her in the suitcase instead. He'd be a lauded as a hero.

She's definitely worth murdering and mutilating your stripper wife for. but I guess I'm just old fashioned that way

Randall

She's definitely worth murdering and mutilating your stripper wife for. but I guess I'm just old fashioned that way

Randall

She is the chick you fuck while you are trying to fuck the chick you want to fuck. She is the bitch that woke you up by sucking your cock but you are still kind of drunk so you won't be telling anyone that you fucked her.

ok - time to move on to someone else. her show is over.... why are people even taking pictures of her.. oh yeah, she REALLY looks like she's distraught over the terrible things that have happened. Whatev. Her 15 minutes are sooo over.

The definition of a butterface.

There is something different about you Randall...

This chick has been wearing bikinis since she made into the reality tv circuit and not one mention prior.

So what now she's blog worthy because one of her reality show douches killed someone?

This is what Brooke Hogan would look like if he was a woman.

She'd look so much better with her fingers cut off and all her teeth yanked out. Just saying....

Does she have kids?

Her pelvis looks a little busted.....

.

Weird body, cute butt, cankles, horribly trashy tattoo....

Her Bully Button is "too high" because she had an abdominoplasty. A BAD ONE. I'm an OR Nurse...trust me!

I always smugly smirk around gals like Megan because they are trying to have what people like me have. It's a compliment to us, no matter how much older we are or aren't. I just really feel sorry for these ethnic types trying to achieve an ideal of Northern European beauty. She should just be herself. That platinum blond hair can only be pulled off by a person with light colored eyes. They know why I'm smirking, too. It's catty but I can't help myself.

I would hit that so hard I dismembered it.

Shes ugly. I cant believe they even gave her a show. I think its only because she has implants and blonde hair. Geez, entertainment these days. She IS a skinny fat chick, look at that cellulite..

Money hungry fat fugly face whore. =)

KaKaKaKa--Camel Toe!!!

Moose Knuckle! I see Camel Toe!

She's hot. I don't know what people have against her face. There was some research showing that people actually prefer people with plain or relatively expression-less faces...

And yeah I love her nipples :)

36. You're just confused about the proper dimensions of a woman's anatomy, because you're much more intimately familiar with men, no doubt. Trust me 'mo, girls just aren't built like this naturally. You might want to cut back on the cock.

Man-face, harsh complexion, flat ass, wide pelvis, flabby legs, ... all natural. Dyed hair, surgically small nose, supersized mammaries, comically misplaced belly button, ... not natural.

Nothing special and plain are generous descriptions. I'd go with skank, and she's probably a really bad lay anyway. Cruel but fair.

She's no Kelly Brook. That's for sure!

she totally got a tummy tuck... look at old pics of her ... belly button isn't that high

Oh man, hopefully she'll be microwaving some burritos and her breasts will burst into flames.

very unimpressive. scrawnny yet flabby. the walk around the pool is the closest this girl ever comes to working out and it shows. lazy broad.

nice star of david. another nasty jew that hollywood is trying to tell us is beautiful (sarah silverman, scarelett johansen, sarah jessica parker, etc).

#62
LMAO! Ahahahaha! 10 points sir!
I seriously laughed so freaking hard for like 10 min when I read that! Prob cuz I'm stoned, but whatev!

yeah she does need to tone that body if she wants to be considered a "trophy wife". her face is kinda weird, but it's different. she's still kinda hot. just saying. my body isnt perfect, but then again i'm not trying to get a man for his money.
what a shame, i loved her show b/c it was just so ridiculous. now i'm going to have to stick to real chance of love 2.

Nice Canks. Looks just like this chick I went to high school with...only her last name was Houseman. Funny. Honestly don't see what the big deal is about this girl...looks like a busted can of biscuits to me, but I would definitely suck on those titties.

Nice Canks. Looks just like this chick I went to high school with...only her last name was Houseman. Funny. Honestly don't see what the big deal is about this girl...looks like a busted can of biscuits to me, but I would definitely suck on those titties.

Don't be sad, Megan Whorehousen. There'll be countless other golden opportunities for mediocre skanks like yourself. Your lack of charisma will carry you through the storm.

Actually I like her better in these pics than in those dimestore hooker outfits.

@ 2 - You have to see that crap all the time though.

@ 54 - Maybe that's what happened to Jasmine Fiore...

@ 66-67 - They're full of toxic industrial products.

she is so boring...................

Resveratrol

You people are so fucking crittical, I bet not one of you look nearly as good, and for the record those tits are real. I should know as I am a plastic surgeon and my field is breast enhancement.

I'd say she's the perfect blonde. Of course everyone's being critical... No one comes close, and no one here's gonna get near her :P

@70: I would think a plastic surgeon would be able to spell the word "critical" correctly, not to mention be able to spot a pair of tits that fake from a mile away.

@72 LOL

Hey Rob, what are you doing defending sluts on the web? If I were you, I'd be doing coke in my Porsche right now.

DEFINITION OF A BUTTERFACE!

74 - Please refrain from posting redundant posts. See #45

yawn. those titties are lookin lobster red.

For all you cretins who don't know: it's not a Star of David. Go look in an encyclopedia or Google it if you don't own one. At least get the object of your pathetic hate correct. Morons.

Hey Desmond what is that shit around her neck idiot if not a mark of David?

Nice - even the vertical stretch marks on the right butt cheek

Hope her millionaire likes cankles and wide asses.

she has a tiny little head.

I am so sick of this liposucked ass clown

Finally after a lot of hard work you've your own show and then some idiot has to kill his stripper wife!? Talking about bad luck.

Bbbutterface!?

Can she sing,dance,host or act?

She knows how to get a reality show.So i guess not.

whens the bar mitzfah?

I didn't notice the cankles at first. I always thought she looked perfect but then saw the stretch marks on her butt and realized she's no better than the rest of us women.

"ankles, muppet face, bleached blond hair, stupid, shallow, mean, made out with a cold-blooded murder because she thought he had money.

Yeah, she's a prize."

HAHAHHAA Ya, wtf who did she blow to get on TV.... and is there a line up?

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Needs to hit the zym.

I would love to see all these people with all this negative chit comments in a bikini. I would bet it would be the ugliest thing I have ever seen. UGLY PEOPLE MAKE UGLY COMMENTS..Bet you all don't even own a bikini or would fit into one. She is hot and what a body. High belly button ? No, very long body

I cant stand this ugly bitch, Im not even half way jealous of her, shes a dumb bitch got lucky cause of FAKE TITS???

I do not like nothing about her at all body face or personality!!!!!!!!!!!

Glass at the pool? no class..

93. No, CK, while I do have a very long cock, this bitch simply has a very high belly button, not a "very long body." Proportions are all wrong for your argument, 'mo.

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Needs to WORK OUT. This is nothing. Scrawny thighs, no ass, and still flabby, like someone said above. Then again, it's completely in line with her personality, considering what's she's "famous" (or infamous, or notorious) for.

To all those HATERS making ugly comments about gorgeous Megan Hauserman, you are just jealous because you don't look like her or you can NEVER get a girl that looks like her. Second of all, all you haters spend a lot of time critisizing her but when it comes down to it, you're all still looking at her, and very closely at that in order to notice her "high" belly button pfft. That's because she has a long torso and her bikini is mini LOSERS. So stop wasting you're time trying to bash this gorgeous- in- every- way girl because its just pure JEALOUSY and all those that love her can see right through it. At the end of the day, she's still making $ because haters like you all keep watching her...DUMB FUCKS

Fake Boobs.

@101... when you fully wake up, look again at "gorgeous Megan Hauserman"- that chin could crush granite.

Who the fuck is she, apart from being a not so good looking reality-show whore? I think she needs a trashier tattoo. Good to know there are white trash Jews too.

I can't stand her. Since when did this stupid idiot become a celebrity?

I can't stand her. Since when did this stupid idiot become a celebrity?

I can't stand her. Since when did this stupid idiot become a celebrity?

She just looks like she'd swallow a mean prick... I'm talking about her mouth

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however farty is a busy guy so, he will probably just stick with this place for the time being.

A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
http://www.Sugarloves.Com
The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!

Shit, those are cankles aren't they. Slim ones, but cankles still.

Don't Jews get stoned for having tattoos?

Her legs are so long.

Megan's usefulness in our society ranks somewhere on par with Paris Hilton's. Regardless, Ms. Hauserman puts, Paris Hilton to shame in all aspects of physical attractiveness. I would knock the stuffing out that!

The trend of "famous for no discernible talent" continues...

She is looking awesome.

Now that's how to stuff a bikini ! HOT HOT HOT !

Hi,you are looking gorgeous.