Aug 14 2009Megan Fox should do things to or near me
Here's Megan Fox walking into the Hotel Casa del Mar last night wearing a form-fitting dress, and she kind of reminds me of a young Jennifer Connelly who probably just cried after reading those words. Crying's not going to reverse the effects of time. Unless you take your shirt off. Hey, I didn't invent the rules of science. I just enforce them.

Reader Comments
1. The 'A' Man - August 14, 2009 4:06 PM
First :)
I wanna fuck Megan Fox!!!
2. miau - August 14, 2009 4:10 PM
hmmmm her face looks different than usual...
miau
3. All Women Stalker - August 14, 2009 4:11 PM
She looks great here. For a change.
-meream
4. anon - August 14, 2009 4:11 PM
I fucked her back in high school. I figured she fucked like a mad bitch but alas no. BORING LAY ALERT! BORING LAY ALERT!
5. circumcized jew boy - August 14, 2009 4:12 PM
this stupid cunt is completely useless and boring with her clothes on. what is the point of looking her if you cant see her meat curtains? what a waste of a bitch.
6. Jennifer is hotter - August 14, 2009 4:12 PM
Jennifer Connelly is much hotter, even being much older. 20 years from now people are going to be saying: Samantha who? Oh, you mean that old tattooed tramp who couldn't act? Whatever happened to her?
And Jennifer will still be making movies, and probably looking great in them.
7. april - August 14, 2009 4:12 PM
she wishes she were jennifer connelly
8. ROUGH Daddy - August 14, 2009 4:14 PM
Its a shame, a stunning woman like Jennifer Connelly can just be replaced in Hollywood...
9. Shamus O'Hara - August 14, 2009 4:14 PM
Most beautiful women on the planet .
Will never understand ruining beauty with tattoos
10. IRON TWAT - August 14, 2009 4:18 PM
@1 - you'd fuck a pot roast if there was a hole in it.
11. deddog - August 14, 2009 4:21 PM
BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING
12. sizzle - August 14, 2009 4:22 PM
I really don't find her all that attractive. She looks like if I touched her she'd be sticky....that's a turn off.
13. Hydro74 - August 14, 2009 4:22 PM
Quick - name two movies besides Transformers 1 and 2 that feature Megan Fox!
Fuck her ... I'm officially tired of her. No nudity in movies = no interest. Because ... why?
14. GM - August 14, 2009 4:23 PM
Yeah shes hot but im kinda getting sick of her. Always talking bout some stupid shit its like...
"Shut Up Or Get Naked"
U know??
And her tits are kinda gross
and so r her hideous thumbs
and those lame tattz
and...
15. anon - August 14, 2009 4:24 PM
I fucked pot roast with a hole in it back in high school. I figured it fucked like megan fox, but alas no. GREAT LAY ALERT! GREAT LAY ALERT!
16. Huckleberry Hashimoto - August 14, 2009 4:26 PM
I really wish Fish would get over his mad crush on her. I think it's starting to affect his journalistic objectivity.
17. farles chew - August 14, 2009 4:27 PM
Notice that the distance between her nips and hips is LONGER than the distance from her hips to knees. She has a bizarre physique, and a pointy ass. But if you go in for that, power to you, whatever parks your limo.
18. Taz - August 14, 2009 4:33 PM
those lips would look so good around my cock
19. TickledAnalanous - August 14, 2009 4:37 PM
Getting very tired of this tatted tramp. Obviously these pictures were taken by a surveillance doe (no shadoes). Very dullanous.
20. Amy - August 14, 2009 4:37 PM
She is so beautiful. That is all.
21. laura - August 14, 2009 4:38 PM
damn, she's gorgeous! LOVE her shoes <3
22. Danklin - August 14, 2009 4:40 PM
She's so fucking hot!
Jesus christ can they put one more fucking ad on this website that makes scrolling down the page any fucking slower? im going to stop coming here if it doesnt get better.
23. megan fox has aids - August 14, 2009 4:42 PM
Nose job. Lip injections. Boob job. Can't act. PPPLLLEEEAAAASSSEEE can we turn our attention to someone more worthy?
24. Randal - August 14, 2009 4:44 PM
Megan is gorgeous and she is one of my favorite women to watch out for. Her appearance at the Hotel Casa del Mar delivered some of that fantastic trademark Megan Fox style, which makes for a deadly combination! I love this Grecian inspired Herve L. Leroux dress and no one pulls off Grecian goddess style like Megan.
Randal
25. Nick - August 14, 2009 4:44 PM
She's hot but she reminds me of Sasha Grey
26. dude - August 14, 2009 4:45 PM
dammit where's the ass shots!!!!!
27. Nameless - August 14, 2009 4:50 PM
Wow...she must not know she was being photographed. She's doesn't have her mouth open, tongue sticking out and flashing her "nut on me" gaze.
28. Harold^Sick - August 14, 2009 4:55 PM
This recent media obsession with Megan Fox is beyond strange. Must be a viral marketing thing, or something. She's very plain looking, no flavor at all. I've seen better looking girls at the bus stop, with no personal stylist or make up on.
29. cali - August 14, 2009 5:03 PM
She looks beautiful here. Her stylist has done wonders for her...making her look classier. Her skin's still gross though, full of moles and patchy but when she's made up like this, she looks like a doll: a boring but pretty doll. Now let's just hope she doesn't open her mouth. please.
30. Erica - August 14, 2009 5:23 PM
Agreed with whoever said Fish's obsessive fanboyism over Megan Fox is taking its toll on the journalistic objectivity of this site.
31. Galtacticus - August 14, 2009 5:29 PM
What do we think folks? I think she's a very charismatic beauty.This one is going to stay in power.
32. straight man - August 14, 2009 5:39 PM
Once again, very boring. Yet she tries so hard to be exciting, so what gives?
33. Web Hosting Reviews - August 14, 2009 5:39 PM
She's really a beautiful actress.
This seems that she bad comments really doesn't fit for her.
34. Maximus Erectus - August 14, 2009 5:50 PM
Goddamn. This chick is hot as all fuck. That's all there is to it.
35. Wait, What? - August 14, 2009 5:56 PM
Too Bad Megan Fox is really a man...
36. KG - August 14, 2009 6:41 PM
Is there an actual woman behind that frozen painted china face? Hard to tell.
37. toe thumbs - August 14, 2009 6:57 PM
the tattoos on her arms really class up the look of her outfit, i must say.
38. toe thumbs - August 14, 2009 6:58 PM
the tattoos on her arms really class up the look of her outfit, i must say.
39. Rudy - August 14, 2009 7:13 PM
Most women get the fake tee-otts for the clothes...
40. Parker - August 14, 2009 7:14 PM
I'd like to stir her hot fudgepot with my stick.
41. girl - August 14, 2009 8:07 PM
She is so gorgeous, and I know a lot of girls don't like her,
but I do. I think she's honest and beautiful. I have a lot
of the same opinions as her, and I'm glad that she does
what she thinks is right/best and doesn't apologise for
what she feels. I'm glad she has opinions and isn't
afraid to share them - in a non-threataning way.
I don't know how anybody can find her anything but
beautiful.
42. plastic is new hot - August 14, 2009 8:25 PM
fake bitch needs more plastic surgery to look even more plastic.
43. lori - August 14, 2009 9:14 PM
Looks like a cheap mannequin. And trashy. I'm offended that someone used her name and Jennifer Connolly's in the same sentence.
44. Dweezel - August 14, 2009 9:15 PM
Jennifer Connolly is still much better looking than, and much more talented than, whoever in the fuck this bitch is.
45. toomerailia - August 14, 2009 9:52 PM
Dita, FTW!!
46. Meh - August 14, 2009 9:52 PM
This bitch has nothing on Jennifer Connelly.
47. Dread not - August 14, 2009 9:56 PM
Megan Fox should do things ON me. Is that TMI?
48. vito - August 14, 2009 11:32 PM
Excuse me, #6...Who the fuck is Samantha?
49. meme - August 15, 2009 12:50 AM
such a shame she has those ugly tattoos on her arms. She's such a pretty girl.
50. aliknievel - August 15, 2009 1:02 AM
She's hot but she still looks like a robot. Only now she looks like a Jennifer Connelly model and not an Angelina Jolie one. Nice upgrade.
51. Hugh Gentry - August 15, 2009 1:20 AM
she is such an angel
52. Sickitten - August 15, 2009 1:31 AM
Gorgeous, old Hollywood gorgeous unlike most of Hollywood today.
53. WHATEVER - August 15, 2009 1:56 AM
people who say shes ugly (to any extent) are just 100% and TOTALLY jealous. OBVIOUSLY, shes not ugly!! GOD, ue people are in fucking denial and if yall did have a chance to look like her (even a little like her)..yall would totally grab that chance. call her fake, call her untalented..,whatever..BUT SHES DEFF NOT UGLY. losers.
54. Charley Kane - August 15, 2009 3:11 AM
Megan Fox isnt fit to be used as Jennifer Connelly's toilet paper.
55. Fati - August 15, 2009 3:48 AM
Sorry. I just don't get the buzz. Yes, she is hot. But not out of the ordinary hot.
56. Jennifer is hotter - August 15, 2009 4:53 AM
vito: That was my point - 20 years from now everyone is going to to have trouble remembering her name.
Samantha? Misty? Marianne?
57. Galtacticus - August 15, 2009 5:15 AM
We wish her the best but still this is quite tough competition for Angelina Jolie.
58. Nero - August 15, 2009 5:29 AM
#57
Evolution is a bitch.
59. shimmy - August 15, 2009 5:42 AM
That brow pencil is an overkill. Overkill big time.
60. Last Word - August 15, 2009 5:58 AM
Current hottest woman on the planet.
61. snap - August 15, 2009 6:38 AM
I agree that she is pretty, she obviously looks up to classic actresses like Marilyn Munroe, (hence tattoo) nothing wrong with that. Bit like Ditta Von Teese..? Would be better if she could be more consistant with what she says in interviews. She can come across as being a bit of an airhead I reckon IMO. I'd love to see a pic of her without make up! I think she'd look fine but it's always interesting lol...
62. Rhialto - August 15, 2009 7:21 AM
She would be great for the female leading role in the remake of "Gone with the wind".
63. Gando - August 15, 2009 7:30 AM
#62
you would be a great casting director.Any cars to wash?
64. kp - August 15, 2009 9:24 AM
why does she have her purse covering her stomach in ALL the pictures? What is she hiding??
65. devilsrain - August 15, 2009 9:52 AM
Jennifer Connelly RULES
66. Jakob - August 15, 2009 10:24 AM
#62
Only if she could act, which she can't. Her face shows no expression, no emotion. It's like she had a lobotomy. Then they'd have to cover up her trailer trash tattoos
67. girl - August 15, 2009 12:07 PM
#64
omg. you are such a loser.
68. Raj - August 15, 2009 12:09 PM
sweetest gaal...
69. Kayleigh C. - August 15, 2009 2:25 PM
Is that Megan Fox? I couldn't tell without her mouth-breathing.
70. (SIGH) - August 15, 2009 2:28 PM
Ahh, she looks so beautiful and classy from the neck up...then I scroll down and see TATS!!!!!!! argh....why God? why?
71. definitely not - August 15, 2009 2:35 PM
@62- yeah, like they're EVER going to re-make a classic like Gone With the Wind...don't even try to compare M. Fox with Vivien Leigh.
72. KG - August 15, 2009 3:19 PM
Geez...Jennifer Connelly? You really think she's as attractive as JC at ANY age? She won't be as attractive as JC at 60...
73. meh - August 15, 2009 3:54 PM
Jeez she always likes to pile on the eyeliner and paint those eyebrows. If it suddenly started raining her face would be streaked with black.
74. Juwanna - August 15, 2009 4:35 PM
Jennifer Connelly blows this fake plastic blow-up doll out of the water, plus she has talent. Megan Fox is like the reality TV show of movie stars. She's second rate with no talent.
75. spinal - August 15, 2009 4:46 PM
Are you on crack, Superfish? This fake plastic bimbo is NO Jennifer Connelly on her best day.
JC was hot because she was luscious and natural. Google before and after pics of Megan Fox...hell, just look at hi-def photos of her face now. There's some seriously SCARY, uncanny valley Polar Express robot shit going on with her face. The fact someone so young would choose to mutilate herself so badly is creepy, NOT HOT.
76. sure thing - August 15, 2009 5:24 PM
First off, Jennifer Connelly has boobs! or at least HAD boobs...before she lost a ton of weight.
77. Mark Dascascos - August 15, 2009 6:43 PM
She will be 95% plastic by the time she is 30
78. Marius - August 15, 2009 7:11 PM
She looks sad. Maybe she's had analsex for the first time.
79. mama - August 15, 2009 7:32 PM
megan looks much better without a tan.
80. Rosy - August 15, 2009 7:34 PM
I am a 15 year old girl. I love reading the superficial because it reminds me how much I need to hate myself., and my body. It keeps me in check what people must really think of my body, and how important looks are. It keeps me starving to death when i hesitate to continue. I just want to say thanks for all of your help and honesty. :)
81. Kittystiches - August 15, 2009 7:58 PM
maybe she read all the comments from the last post on her bout how her mouth is always open cuz shes got it shut this time. i think shes pretty though :)
82. Kittystiches - August 15, 2009 7:59 PM
oh and number 80 the 15 yr old girl im 24 but i totally agree with you it does the same thing to me.
83. Shamus O'Hara - August 15, 2009 8:38 PM
Jennifer Connolly was super hot in that Target movie she was in .
That was a long time ago . The current Hottie is Megan Fox !
84. me - August 15, 2009 10:03 PM
I think she's pretty - but I DO think she wants to be the JOLIE replacement.........and that bugs me.
85. yucko - August 15, 2009 10:33 PM
Tattoos ruin every woman's looks, she would be okay without that crap all over.
Just another girl who has nothing special.
86. What a skank - August 15, 2009 10:39 PM
She went to a meeting of some movie executives. They asked her a bunch of questions, and she kept answering "Uh, um, er, duh".
They immediately hired her, claiming "she is the new Meryl Streep".
87. RtSS - August 16, 2009 2:54 AM
Nice fishnet stockings... Do you think she is wearing any panties underneath that dress? Maybe those are crotchless fishnet panty-hose and her beautiful labia are exposed to the World. Ahhhhhhh... I am going to think about that for a bit.
88. Fati - August 16, 2009 3:34 AM
@80
Rosy, honey, you are so welcome.
Now you know that looks really are important. You know what people REALLY think. Listen, whoever the fuck you are, unfortunately we all live in a real world, and not in a world that we wish we could live in. Yeah, I too wish people did not care how you look, loved each other unconditionally, and never ever had wars and all that shit. However, that's all a bunch of idealistic bullshit. People will judge you based on your looks. They will scorn you, if you are fat and ugly. Hell, they will kill each other in the most brutal ways for a piece of land. And you have got to learn to live with that. And so do 15 year olds. I for one refuse to tell a teenager that everybody will love you as long as you are a good and honest person no matter what you look like. Because that is a fucking and cruel lie. You think you will be doing 15 year olds a favour by pretending that the world is perfect and no one gives a fuck about looks? What happens when they go out there on their own and realize that that's not true?
This website is the most perfect representation of people really are like. It is anonimous, so there are no consequences to opinions. It maybe too brutal for 15 year olds, but sadly, it IS the truth.
89. adam - August 16, 2009 5:41 AM
megan fucken beautiful women i would so fuck her
90. adam - August 16, 2009 5:43 AM
beautiful beautiful women now there's a true women i would fuck her day and night
91. ha - August 16, 2009 7:33 AM
@80
Ok, I'm a year older than you and I don't sound like a fucking four year old. What the hell is your problem, were you home-schooled or something? Stop sitting around at home starving yourself and get a guy. Also, read literature, take long walks, and listen to classical music or something. You just sound too stupid from that comment. You have a lot of catching up to do.
92. JoePangkey - August 16, 2009 8:14 AM
She become a lady in this outfit...a very gorgeous lady....far more gorgeous than Jennifer Conelly
93. JoePangkey - August 16, 2009 8:15 AM
She become a lady in this outfit...a very gorgeous lady....far more gorgeous than Jennifer Connelly
http://greatvolumizer.com/blog/volume-pills/
94. Beautiful - August 16, 2009 9:16 AM
Wow that's a beautiful woman.
/don't like the tats though
95. ha - August 16, 2009 9:55 AM
Oh and since some of you are eager to compare, here's pictures of Jennifer Connelly and Vivien Leigh
http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/10/17/Jennifer%20Connelly%20is.jpg
http://www.seraphicpress.com/images/Leigh,%20Vivien%20.jpg
All the money in the world couldn't turn Megan Fox as beautiful as a woman like them who is born with it...
96. Shamus O'Hara - August 16, 2009 9:55 AM
#85 "Tattoos ruin every woman's looks"
How true, How true
97. shari - August 16, 2009 12:41 PM
I absolutely love megan fox!! she embodies the old hollywood beauty unlike these tramplike whores like lindsey lohan or jennifer love hewitt, who basically are plain janes. I look 10 times better than than. sorry but its true.
megan I love you!!
98. shari - August 16, 2009 12:42 PM
I absolutely love megan fox!! she embodies the old hollywood beauty unlike these tramplike whores like lindsey lohan or jennifer love hewitt, who basically are plain janes. I look 10 times better than than. sorry but its true.
megan I love you!!
99. Dipstix Crew - August 16, 2009 2:22 PM
The Dipstix Crew says, Very Classy
100. Angela - August 16, 2009 5:27 PM
I don't care if #80 is for real (it isn't, just some chick on the rag) or not -- the bottom line if you're 15 maybe its the duty of your parents to make sure you understand what's really important in life, not some anonymous strangers. If you end up fucked up, blame those near you - not the internet. Otherwise you're not only fat & ugly; you're also retarded.
101. Yasmin - August 16, 2009 8:06 PM
Do ne of u look like her???
i dont think sooo get a lifee...
102. Laugh - August 17, 2009 12:14 AM
You guys amuse me. A dream come true for any marketing exec. This, little ones, is how her stylist dressed her, and that, is how her makeup artist painted her face, and the other, is how her hair dresser styled her hair...and what you don't see...is her agent telling her: "unless you want to suck cock under the table to get more acting jobs, you better change your image". Folks, this is not her. What you see is a team of people putting a lot of effort to make look like a lady. There's no buzz about this girl in the industry. Everyone knows exactly where her place is...to be made up and made over to fool people like you;) and it works like a charm! And all it took was a few photo ops in public. Cute cute cute...
103. Blech - August 17, 2009 12:46 AM
@ Laugh: Perfectly put. Thanks for teaching these children a lesson.
I'd also like to add that Fox looked cuter and younger pre-surgical enhancements such as collagen injections, nose and boob jobs and dark hair coloring-- all the things she'll have to maintain for so long as she wishes to remain... like this.
Sad...
104. Shot Laugh - August 17, 2009 8:54 AM
Her agent doesn't threaten her with sex, maybe yours does or did or maybe you knew someone or maybe you heard a thing. In the real world people get fired for sexualy threatening people. In the real world people get left in a dumpster when they annoy the wrong person. Ugly fucks like you only think you manipulate others. The world does not revolve around you.
105. Marc - August 17, 2009 12:32 PM
Sigh.....Beautiful as always. And this time very classy looking.
106. Blech - August 17, 2009 12:50 PM
@ Shot Laugh: In the real world, it is very, very difficult to prove inappropriate advances from big-shots, especially when one doesn't have the means nor protection/defense to carry on a case. And in the real world, some folks do things that they don't really want to do in order to be where they want to be, immediately.
Welcome.
107. woman - August 17, 2009 1:06 PM
i love u fati. thankyou
108. rosy - August 17, 2009 1:59 PM
@ 91
how do i sound like a four year old? i was only saying thanks! haha
109. J. - August 17, 2009 7:20 PM
Hide those Thumbs Megan hide those ugly thumbs.
110. Fas(c)hionista - August 17, 2009 7:21 PM
She makes my nuts crawl back up into my abdomen.
Gross.
111. IKE - August 18, 2009 12:43 AM
I thought this was a magazine shot...not an everyday real-life. She looks incredible!
109 & 110 you're homos....maybe just the same homo posting twice, but gay nonetheless. She could have NO thumbs and still look better than any girl you've even brushed up against in passing.
Just my two cents.
112. Kate - August 18, 2009 3:44 AM
When I first saw her back when her name started to become famous with Transformers 1, I thought she was beautiful. Now I'm so sick of her, because of all the over exposure and lack of personality she has. She's an awful actress and I don't care who you are, beauty will only get you so far if you don't have shit for acting talent. She is no Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Connely, they actually have talent and are known for more than being 'pretty". Plus she comes off as extremely egotistical and full of herself in her interviews and well, no one likes a girl that stuck up her own ass and thinks it smells like goddamn roses. Frankly, I'm just sick of her. Little less posting of Megan "Soulless mass produced" Fox.
113. Farting lady Coe - August 18, 2009 8:21 AM
well normally dont like that bitch ,but admitt that she looks ok here
114. Caroline - August 18, 2009 10:52 AM
She looks like those women on the covers of romance novels with the long flowing dark hair against porcelain skin and delicate facial features.
Megan start looking for roles in historical period films. You have the perfect look for those types of roles.
115. el ces - August 18, 2009 3:44 PM
Transformers was alright, but she'd be great as a villain.
Imagine her robbing banks or with martial arts.
116. joeamma - August 19, 2009 8:30 AM
she looks like snow white here.
117. MOV Converter for Mac - August 19, 2009 10:50 AM
Just complete appearance.
118. MOV Converter for Mac - August 19, 2009 10:55 AM
Her appearance is so beautiful and so complete.
119. Blue Ray DVD Ripper - August 19, 2009 11:08 AM
She dressed up perfect.
120. Blue Ray DVD Ripper - August 19, 2009 11:08 AM
She dressed up perfect.
121. penis enlargement - August 19, 2009 5:35 PM
Megan Fox! Woow.. "For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful"
122. makmak05 - November 24, 2009 12:11 AM
megan is my girl she's very hot...