Aug 10 2009Megan Fox gets chesty for the kids
Here's Megan Fox taking a spill in the press room before last night's Teen Choice Awards, and the face she makes afterward is absolutely priceless - if you're attracted to goddamn Succubi. Which I happen to be and would like to point out I've been marinating my soul in A-1 all morning. Megan?
NOTE: Added a pic of Megan and Vanessa Hudgens pretending they're not competing to be the first woman to turn Zac Efron straight.

Reader Comments
1. Milo - August 10, 2009 1:34 PM
FIRST.
And my God I'd fuck the living shit out of her.
2. Ian - August 10, 2009 1:35 PM
I'd love to fuck her silly.
3. Chantalle - August 10, 2009 1:35 PM
I wish I wasn't so fat and looked more like her or like Timarie.
NOAH I MISS YOU.
4. Funeral Guy - August 10, 2009 1:36 PM
God...enough already with this future pornstar.
5. Jess - August 10, 2009 1:38 PM
what the fuck is so great about megan fox?!??! honestly I will never understand this
great she has tits and nice legs. she sucks at acting and she's a casting couch whore. whoopee.
I'm a femme lesbian into other pretty femmes and I wouldn't touch this skank with a 10 foot pole
6. gil - August 10, 2009 1:50 PM
gay ass bitch
7. Amanda - August 10, 2009 1:50 PM
whats with the freaking tongue thing?!?
8. RichPort's Ghost - August 10, 2009 1:55 PM
I wouldn't be against those two sucking face.
9. Deacon Jones - August 10, 2009 1:57 PM
Caption for Pic #14:
" FUCK. I knew Tommy Lee was trouble..."
10. Nameless - August 10, 2009 1:59 PM
Even at a venue full of kids, this chick looks like she's ready a guy's load on her tits and face.
I guess the ban is over?
11. Sarah - August 10, 2009 2:00 PM
She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa she looks like an old hag!
12. Sarah - August 10, 2009 2:00 PM
She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa she looks like an old hag!
13. www.thinspiration.info - August 10, 2009 2:02 PM
Did the ban ever really happen?
14. coco - August 10, 2009 2:08 PM
Vanessa Hudgens is a bit too alvin and the chipmunks looking for me...yea...bad. gross.
15. Eva - August 10, 2009 2:11 PM
Awesome surgeon. He should get an award for turning this girl into a doll. I spy cheek injections, lip enhancements, definitely a nose job and probably an eyebrow lift.
16. Eva - August 10, 2009 2:11 PM
Awesome surgeon. He should get an award for turning this girl into a doll. I spy cheek injections, lip enhancements, definitely a nose job and probably an eyebrow lift. Oh and lets not forget a boob job. But how many female celebs haven't had something done to their tits?
17. fetus_mcnuggets - August 10, 2009 2:13 PM
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TOE THUMBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
18. sta puft - August 10, 2009 2:18 PM
She and Vanessa should go on a bender and get all nakedy on the interwebz.
19. The Jerk - August 10, 2009 2:20 PM
She's starting to look more like her on-screen character in Jennifer's Body. I'd hate to say it but I don't think I'm gonna have anymore Megan Fox Monday. I'm over this fucking whore now and now shall move onto newer ones of 15 mins of shame.
20. me 2 - August 10, 2009 2:24 PM
I hope that whatever marketing team is responsible for convincing the male half of the population that Megan Fox is the hottest thing walking got a huge promotion because they are clearly the most talented tricksters on the planet.
Vanesa Hudgens is at least twice as attractive as Megan Fox is, I'm surprised that Fox would even allow herself to be photographed with Hudgens because it's definitely damaging her sexiest girl ever image.
She is really not that attractive. And she can't pull off the whole pale look.
21. Karmen - August 10, 2009 2:24 PM
Lmao her forehead looks comically big in the picture with Vanessa.
But yeah she's way too up her own and waaaayyyyy over rated.
22. will - August 10, 2009 2:27 PM
That same old same old squinty eyed, pouty lipped expression.
23. mimi - August 10, 2009 2:31 PM
I am at least as hot as is Megen Fox. She's waaaaaay over rated.
24. right - August 10, 2009 3:02 PM
Vanessa over megan
25. ha - August 10, 2009 3:06 PM
Haha, her "I'm very sexy expression" is fine and all, but when she uses it next to another person, she just looks like she doesn't like them.
26. lick it like you mean it - August 10, 2009 3:09 PM
you know there has got to be some photos out there of this whore doing the nasty with something. when can we get the leaked photos of her cavernous cunt cave?
27. Pistola - August 10, 2009 3:11 PM
It amazing to me that Megan Fox has the nerve to claim that she is about the same age as Vanessa Hudgens... Just look at that photo of them together.
28. question - August 10, 2009 3:12 PM
Did Megan ever fuck that little fat rose peddling turd herder?
I would hope she at least gave him a handjob.
29. Zack - August 10, 2009 3:17 PM
Vanessa should have raised that dress and shown the world her hairy clambake.....again. Then she could have turned and fist banged Megan all the while sticking her browneye in Megan's face farting the theme to "Gilligan's Island"
30. Bob - August 10, 2009 3:23 PM
Okay, I'm not going to say Megan Fox isn't hot, because she is - let's stop trying to show how cool we are that we don't find her attractive.
But, honestly, I'm getting kind of bored with her. It doesn't matter how good something is, eventually you reach a point when enough is enough - Megan Fox is now past that point.
I'll take Vanessa any day of the week (although, in fairness, VH was always more appealing to me anyway).
31. Bob - August 10, 2009 3:23 PM
Okay, I'm not going to say Megan Fox isn't hot, because she is - let's stop trying to show how cool we are that we don't find her attractive.
But, honestly, I'm getting kind of bored with her. It doesn't matter how good something is, eventually you reach a point when enough is enough - Megan Fox is now past that point.
I'll take Vanessa any day of the week (although, in fairness, VH was always more appealing to me anyway).
32. lola - August 10, 2009 3:46 PM
Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.
33. lola - August 10, 2009 3:46 PM
Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.
34. lola - August 10, 2009 3:47 PM
Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.
35. jenni - August 10, 2009 3:49 PM
oooo anyone think its possible we can sign a petition to get megan fox to stop getting more plastic surgery before she turns into janice dickinson??
36. Hefe - August 10, 2009 4:18 PM
Jesus Christ she is so fucking hot it's ridiculous.
37. sasquatch - August 10, 2009 4:28 PM
@32 Lola - "...but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not."
What? A hairy jungle bush?
38. Mr.B - August 10, 2009 4:51 PM
Cheap whore, don't even wanna know what's been in that hole of her already and even worse that shit that stayed,... definatley don't need that!
Ok so to sum it up, she can't act shit, she sounds retarded and could be patient zero of you name it (swine flu?),...
Transformers 1 and even more 2 was just pathetic,... especially her scenes. Some women actually left the preview because they found it totally embarrassing, degrading and shameless and well I actually agree it just wasn't funny nor sexy it was just cheap.
If you'd ever ask yourself what's wrong in the world,... freakin open your eyes some stupid whore like that makes more money than the average joe in his whole life just for some hot pants and fuckin around some set.
No one really likes her attitude, sure most wouldn't mind fuckin her, well I would not like to. She's totaly fake.
but yeah it's the damn politicians and the society or the economy,... don't bullshit a bullshitter! Asshole it's you and you and even you there!
Wake up fucker, most likely your part of the shit you can't stop complaining about. But please, continue to worship the golden calf (in whatever form you want, megan, paris, Lindsay,... whatever).
39. andy - August 10, 2009 5:19 PM
She had a exotic face, kinda ethnic but with blue eyes, with a broad nose and a lovely mouth. Now her nose is thin and her lips look swollen, and she looks like milley crusss´old daughter,like other million of girls
40. Alex - August 10, 2009 5:33 PM
Megan Fox is completely 100% smoking hot BUT I'm sick of that stupid pose she makes. Just smile and be yourself Megan, we know you're fucking hot.
I'd drink her dirty bath water.
41. david - August 10, 2009 5:44 PM
#39-exotic? I don't think so. she's just a white chick with dark hair. vanessa hudgens is a bit more on the exotic side. She's got the NATURALLY dark hair, NATURALLY dark skin, NATURALLY dark eyes, etc.. that's what most guys like myself consider exotic. megan fox is just way overrated. i prefer angelina jolie, who's hotter and more natural looking. this skank just tries too hard
42. Dread not - August 10, 2009 6:03 PM
Vanessa Hudgens is a VERY sexy and pretty girl. Megan Fox is a SMOLDERING, SEXY, SMOKIN' HOT young WOMAN.
43. Mama Pinkus - August 10, 2009 6:19 PM
the chronic "I'm hot, everyone check me out" expression on her facy truly destroys her beauty
44. Kathleen - August 10, 2009 6:27 PM
Whoa, she's definitely taking full advantage of plastic surgery
45. C*marie - August 10, 2009 6:50 PM
SHES SUCH A VIXEN MOVE OVER ANGELINA JOLIE UR NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ANYMORE!!MEGAN IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHE SURE IS A FOX.HOW IS SOMEONE CREATED INTO A GOD THAT SHE IS?I LOVE HER SHES A REAL WOMEN
46. angry fatties make me laugh - August 10, 2009 6:58 PM
#45, haha you sound like a chubber who lives her life thru celebrities. i imagine your room is full of posters of airbrushed girls that you one day hope to become, but wont because you're too fucking lazy to exercise and have no willpower to stop stuffing your mouth with fatty food.
47. Huckleberry Hashimoto - August 10, 2009 7:11 PM
I agree with #1, he can fuck her all he wants. As for me, I'd sooner stick it in a garbage disposal.
48. ang - August 10, 2009 7:14 PM
Nah, Vanessa Hudgens is way hotter. And she doesn't have to completely change her face with plastic surgery and eyebrow pencils to make her look amazing. I am so over Megan Fox
49. Acne Treatment - August 10, 2009 7:14 PM
She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa nop
50. Panic Anxiety Attacks - August 10, 2009 7:16 PM
VERY sexy and pretty girl wow
51. eBooks - August 10, 2009 7:18 PM
don't even wanna know what's been in that hole of he
52. josh - August 10, 2009 7:35 PM
they look like dudes.
53. shits real - August 10, 2009 7:50 PM
I'm pretty sure that Megan was once a Maurice.
54. Zac Efron - August 10, 2009 8:16 PM
I gave Vanessa Hudgens AIDS. She tpromised me if she put on a wig and men's clothes it would be just like banging all the dudes i fuck and suck off at truck stops. Sigh...it just wasn't the same.
55. Lowstandards - August 10, 2009 8:40 PM
This bitch actualy looks like a sweet chick.
56. Cody - August 10, 2009 9:23 PM
What the fuck?! Was she drunk?
57. Tatiana - August 10, 2009 9:57 PM
Megan Fox is so bland, and looks like a Tranny, only thing I like about her are her eyes. Vanessa on the other hand is so fucking cute and hot.
58. lizzy - August 10, 2009 10:37 PM
it's so sad to admit that she really is just overusing the 'i'm so sexy and i know it' bit. i mean, you're at a teen choice awards show, and you can't pretend to be a little playful and smile more? she seems so stiff all the time, like she can't relax because she's just constantly making sure she looks perfect at all times. #43, i agree with you.
59. vito - August 10, 2009 11:08 PM
#38...Thank you, Obi Wan!
You're as full of shit as a Christmas goose.
60. joe carola - August 10, 2009 11:43 PM
Hate to be picky here, but it looks like Megan has a big toe where her thumb should be
61. joe carola - August 10, 2009 11:43 PM
Hate to be picky here, but it looks like Megan has a big toe where her thumb should be
62. joe carola - August 10, 2009 11:43 PM
Hate to be picky here, but it looks like Megan has a big toe where her thumb should be
63. joe carola - August 10, 2009 11:43 PM
Hate to be picky here, but it looks like Megan has a big toe where her thumb should be
64. Cody - August 10, 2009 11:45 PM
@59: Fuck. Remind me never to eat Christmas goose. o_O
65. john - August 11, 2009 12:02 AM
Megan, why have you not had your acne scars treated? Or have they not found a treatment that would cover such vast areas of your face?
I would, only from behind or else I'd see her skin and be sick. I don't like pepperoni, or pizza and I imagine her to smell like both.
66. Olpol - August 11, 2009 12:09 AM
If I could somehow laser zap all those nasty tattoos off her and use UV radiation to kill off all the STDs, I'd hit that for a week non stop.
67. bus hire london - August 11, 2009 12:33 AM
A four-year-old boy died in Chennai due to swine flu on Monday. Following the death, five schools have been closed for the week and the Tamil Nadu government has called for a high-level meeting on Tuesday.
68. mae - August 11, 2009 12:33 AM
megan fox's hair is what makes her look like such a white-trash whore. it's disgusting and it looks like she hasn't washed it in days. it just hangs there limply, like she's trying to vamp up her greasy face. it isn't working. the whole i-just-rolled-out-of-bed-with-yet-another-guy look is SO OLD, megan.
69. Nasty Tranny - August 11, 2009 12:45 AM
this girl has so much botox in her face -- that IS HER SMILING LOL.
the fake lashes, fake hair, fake nose, fake boobs, fake face.. she is truly vile. she looks like Demi Moore in these pix, too bad DM's like 30 yrs older than her.
70. clpierced - August 11, 2009 12:59 AM
its sad im a hetero girl, but i would love to bite her nipple? eh whatev shes hot and i would go lesbo one nite with her. now im wet thinking about it
71. Dogless - August 11, 2009 1:01 AM
Breast implant scar, anyone?
72. taz - August 11, 2009 1:17 AM
id let her big toe thumb jack me off anytime
73. av - August 11, 2009 3:55 AM
she looks funny. is she drunk? that lady is grabbing her arm, too.
74. Anony-mom.com - August 11, 2009 4:53 AM
Angelina wannabe.
www.anony-mom.com
75. buy soma online - August 11, 2009 6:26 AM
Well, She's great ,...I think She's in a full battle gear,.....loaded with big awesome jug,...I'm not a maniac just admire her sexy body.
76. dude - August 11, 2009 7:39 AM
ass shot/upskirt??? hello?????
77. yuki - August 11, 2009 8:24 AM
so shes workin her shit at a kiddies award show.
impressive AND classy.
78. Galtacticus - August 11, 2009 9:42 AM
It's almost like she's reluctant to go on stage? Or are there other priorities? Remember it's a kid's show,ok?
79. Long Range Cock Master - August 11, 2009 9:51 AM
I would mount that in golden swathes of sinew bathed in red wine and exotic herbs. The gods would mourn in a melancholy stupor yearning for times past when their fathers scorched the heavens with their irreverant passions. Ribbons of diamonds would pour from her eyes while my love muscle pulsated her to raptous dellight over and over. Finaly after days carnal celebration she would rise naked to the world, walk into the kitched and make me the mother of all sandwhiches.
80. Darth - August 11, 2009 9:52 AM
Is she looking for the restroom? That was the other door.
81. Charley Kane - August 11, 2009 10:27 PM
Yeeech, i'd rather fuck Madonna.
82. beanersurprise - August 12, 2009 6:12 AM
lawl. i like how majority of ppl posting are chicks whos saying shes ugly. dont hate becuz u ugly, real talk
83. BMWIS - August 12, 2009 1:34 PM
I would totaly eat her shit if it meant I got to fuck her.
84. MyNameWas - August 13, 2009 6:49 PM
Megan is an android. A clone face.
85. Zach - August 19, 2009 6:55 PM
Fuck everyone that hates Megan Fox i met her
86. Amii - August 22, 2009 11:03 PM
Okay, def. in the first few pictures she looks like she's drunk/high... and the dress is a little short. haha. But oh well.
Honestly, I like the movies I've seen Megan Fox in but you know, no one really KNOWS her personally so no one can judge HER. You don't like her acting, okay. You don't like a few comments, okay, but you don't know who she really is, so knock off the bullshit.
87. Vicky - August 24, 2009 9:42 PM
There are a whole bunch of jealous ass people in this website. Before talking shit, try getting off your lazy fat ass and doing something productive with yourself. You bitches are all insecure. Go read a book or something. Talking shit about beautiful girls ain't gonna fix how ugly you are.
88. bunch of liars - October 16, 2009 6:33 PM
i know for a fact that most of these guys would sooner drop Vanessa to go at Megan at any party. I 've seen it. Just to get popular status with their peers. truth hurts.......