Aug 2 2009Mark Wahlberg is a married man
Mark Wahlberg and his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham tied the knot yesterday, according to People:
The couple, who have three children - Ella Rae, 5, Michael, 3, and 10-month-old Brendan Joseph - were married Saturday in an intimate and romantic ceremony attended by their children and about 12 close friends and family at Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills.
As for adding more children to their brood? "I'm the youngest of nine," Wahlberg said, adding that the final count will be "however many Mom wants to have."
In related news, Rhea Durham's vagina was last seen jumping on the wing of a plane headed to Mexico...

Reader Comments
1. jj - August 2, 2009 11:48 AM
geez- that's all you can get for being mark wahlberg? disappointing
2. Ash Frog - August 2, 2009 11:52 AM
I guess ass long as he's happy...
3. Morley - August 2, 2009 11:52 AM
I wonder if she said hello to his mother.
4. Tucker Jay - August 2, 2009 11:53 AM
She looks manly.
5. Joe Klibbon - August 2, 2009 11:55 AM
$10 says their first dance was to "Good Vibrations" and Marky Mark dropped his pants in the middle of the song. What are the odds that NKOTB performed at the ceremony? I'll bet Joey Mac played the bridal chorus on the skin flute.
6. Congrats - August 2, 2009 11:57 AM
He's fucking sexy, even more so now that he's married. Lucky girl!
7. Popduds.com - August 2, 2009 11:57 AM
rock on marky mark!
8. maeby - August 2, 2009 11:59 AM
why isnt anyone saying anything about his freakishly tiny fat hands?
9. FRIST!!! - August 2, 2009 12:01 PM
#3 Ha!!! That was funny!!
10. Don'tCallMeMarkyMark - August 2, 2009 12:05 PM
Don't Call Me Marky Mark
I'm Not Him Any More
Don't Call Me Marky Mark
I'm just a two bit douchebag talentless humorless whore
11. Mawky Mawk - August 2, 2009 12:17 PM
schwing it!
12. Dave - August 2, 2009 12:19 PM
Why hasn't anyone mentioned his towel-dried fuzz hair and his cheap suit? Put some product on your head, ferchrissakes.
13. Aunt Jemima - August 2, 2009 12:44 PM
Hi Priest, I'm Mark Wahlberg. That's a pretty collar you have there. I'm serious! We should do a movie together. Tell you mother I said hello!
14. Upinya - August 2, 2009 1:25 PM
Where's The Funky Bunch?
15. you homos shut up - August 2, 2009 1:50 PM
He might be rich, but he's still white trash from Southie
16. Ananana - August 2, 2009 1:58 PM
She looks pregnant... Does he want to out-kid Mel Gibson?
17. Sunny - August 2, 2009 4:20 PM
So what happens when the wife say's, "Say hello to your mother for me," Ha, ha, he's such a whining little punk!
18. Sunny - August 2, 2009 4:20 PM
So what happens when the wife say's, "Say hello to your mother for me," Ha, ha, he's such a whining little punk!
19. He's got the sausage tits! - August 2, 2009 4:28 PM
Ah whatever... good for them
20. He's got the sausage tits! - August 2, 2009 4:28 PM
Ah whatever... good for them
21. Mark - August 2, 2009 4:42 PM
Mark Wahlberg is an Asian-beating racist c**t! He personifies everything that's wrong with America.
22. Bert - August 2, 2009 4:49 PM
Not an attractive woman at all. She must give good head.
23. Ein - August 2, 2009 5:04 PM
It has been ages ever since Kevin Bacon looked this good.
24. michael jackson's brain - August 2, 2009 5:52 PM
Good for them, and their kids. I hope they're happy. Marriage is not for the faint-hearted.
25. Slut - August 2, 2009 6:09 PM
OMG!!!!
(whisper)
I think the bride might be pregnant.
(whipper)
SHOTGUN!!!!!
26. ROUGH Daddy - August 2, 2009 6:49 PM
@14 they were the caterer...
27. Randal - August 2, 2009 9:00 PM
Marky Mark marries Tommy Lee
28. RaraAvis - August 2, 2009 11:55 PM
Nothing says "romantic" like having your three rug rats at your wedding.
29. Darth - August 3, 2009 4:41 AM
Congrats to the newlyweds!
30. Jeffer - August 3, 2009 4:50 AM
Isn't that the bitch off of planet of the apes? I didn't see him toss her in the space pod when he flew away.
31. eattrn - August 3, 2009 9:49 AM
He does have some serious midget hands.
32. Wilber - August 3, 2009 10:34 AM
Hey, your a goat, I produce Entourage, say hello to your mother.
33. amy - August 3, 2009 1:19 PM
He's such a good catholic. - bbwdatingfriends.com
34. Barks - August 3, 2009 3:19 PM
Is it just me or does he have stumpy fingers?
35. Barks - August 3, 2009 3:19 PM
Is it just me or does he have stumpy fingers?