Aug 18 2009Mandy Moore douches and other news
- Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan's powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater]
- Celine Dion is pregnant. How old is she? Is that legal? [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt gave up weed for the kids. Also Angelina found out it lowers your sperm count and threatened to make him wear a blood vial necklace. Fuuuuck that. [Celebslam]
- Cam Gigandet is in that Twilight movie - and he's holding a baby. Chick porn GO! [Splash News]
- Alexander Skarsgard wants to reproduce. So... does he need an instruction manual? I'm confused. [Just Jared]
- Ryan Kwanten poses for GQ. Sensing a vampire theme yet? [Socialite Life]
- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law will not get an assist from Brad Pitt in Sherlock Holmes. [PopSugar]
- Lady GaGa is actually wearing pants. In Israel. So this is what Armageddon feels like? [ICYDK]
Reader Comments
1. Taz - August 18, 2009 7:31 PM
id hit that
2. Taz - August 18, 2009 7:32 PM
she was hot as vinnies girlfriend
3. hmna - August 18, 2009 7:38 PM
Mandy Moore dropped the f-bomb.
It's a sign of the apocalypse.
4. casualencounters.com/blog - August 18, 2009 7:55 PM
Respect for Brad Pitt -> Toilet.
5. Albert - August 18, 2009 8:06 PM
I'd put it in her Pujols.
6. bribios - August 18, 2009 8:40 PM
Was that Kim K line a reference to Dinosaur Comics?
7. You You Late - August 18, 2009 8:47 PM
I'm getting some of my favourite stones warmed up for the harlot Ga-ga's visit. Especially the ones in my pants.
8. Huckleberry Hashimoto - August 18, 2009 9:13 PM
Celine is pregnant!! Thank God, we get to share her joy all over again!
9. Matt - August 18, 2009 9:59 PM
I wish she would douche all over my face.
10. Matt - August 18, 2009 9:59 PM
I wish she would douche all over my face.
11. MSP - August 18, 2009 10:02 PM
Alexander Skarsgard = God. I said it.
12. KarDOUCHEian sucks donkey schlongs - August 19, 2009 2:36 AM
Why is anyone giving human toilet seat & limp porn film loser kim karDOUCHEian the time of day? She's getting "acting roles"? What is she doing; blowing every producer in hollywood?
Everytime I hear her name, I have a sudden urge to piss...
13. Insatiable Peter - August 19, 2009 2:46 AM
Ryan Adams' tune Everybody Knows did help me get through my breakup but if he really wanted to help me out, he'd let me douche Mandy.
14. ROUGH Daddy - August 19, 2009 6:08 AM
She perrrty! If I was Ryan everything would go right on that pretty face!
15. peppermint - August 19, 2009 10:53 AM
Alexander Skarsgard doesn't need an instruction manual to procreate...he's got countless girls waitng to house his child in their womb. In fact I'd like to take the oppurtunity to extend an "open" invite to mine!!!
16. peppermint - August 19, 2009 10:53 AM
Alexander Skarsgard doesn't need an instruction manual to procreate...he's got countless girls waitng to house his child in their womb. In fact I'd like to take the oppurtunity to extend an "open" invite to mine!!!
17. ha - August 19, 2009 11:56 AM
Don't insult Alexander Skarsgard! He's so hot and he sounds like a really decent guy. What's wrong with wanting to start a family?
18. Darth - August 19, 2009 12:22 PM
That's a pretty funny clip! Slow day?
19. penis enlargement - August 19, 2009 5:04 PM
Nice! Celine is pregnant!! Thank God, we get to share her joy all over again!
20. x - September 12, 2009 4:14 PM
RedBull douche makes them good girls go bad.