Aug 18 2009

Madonna vs. The Sun: The Battle Continues...


Here's Madonna in Portofino, Italy celebrating her 51st birthday and, yes, she's wearing a jersey with her own name on it. Because a woman who parades around on stage in fishnets can't wear a bathing suit, she has to look like LeBron James after a terrible bleaching accident. As if that's not bad enough, after jumping into the water, Madonna finds the sun's rays to be too harsh and makes an assistant swim out to her. Holding an umbrella. Jesus. Could you imagine if the water was too cold? "Hey. Somebody swim out here and build me a fire. Madonna demands warmth!"

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Que undettered leather.

Looks like some sort of mid evil experiment to see if she's a witch or not....... I know which one I'm putting my money on

I heard her right shoulder has sustained a ton of sun damage. Good thing she has that umbrella. Idiot.

she's frightening. Fucking scary.

white people are dumb

Thank heavens she aint wearing a bikini!!!!!

I was out last night when think about this lady of music and whiteness. She shine on my head brain and I thinking, why the sun so afraid of the skin of her? Then I hit head with me palm and said, 'FACEPALM!' and makes me laugh.

picked scab

Madonna: The new face of geriatrics

I was out last night when think about this lady of music and whiteness. She shine on my head brain and I thinking, why the sun so afraid of the skin of her? Then I hit head with me palm and said, 'FACEPALM!' and makes me laugh.

I was out last night when think about this lady of music and whiteness. She shine on my head brain and I thinking, why the sun so afraid of the skin of her? Then I hit head with me palm and said, 'FACEPALM!' and makes me laugh.

Ican'tfindthespacebar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Death Takes a Dip"

Natalie Wood drowns and just our luck this freak has cork up her ass..........

Oh, I know these pictures!

They're from an exclusive photoshoot for http://www.gothsinhotweather.com

that lady is stupid

#'s 7, 10, 11- LMFAO!!!!

She's crossing into MJ territory. Watch the trashy NJ Italiano chick morph into the Bristish royal sunfreak skeletor...

#'s 7, 10, 11- LMFAO!!!!

Nice gams, granny!

Nice gams, granny!

Sorry! Ignore comment 21 and look at comment 20!

My god but she's ugly.

like a sturgeon....hey

Ugly thick calloused Italian mammone's feet...make me some homemade tomato sauce bitch!...an get me a beer yuze at it

When I make facepalm, its makes me think, do others in around me say 'hey, that girl is giving facepalm for? Does she drink crazy juices for breakfast?"

I hope they think it crazy. Cause I facepalm again and scream 'I do it again!!!!!' and then I slap the knee..

When I make facepalm, its makes me think, do others in around me say 'hey, that girl is giving facepalm for? Does she drink crazy juices for breakfast?"

I hope they think it crazy. Cause I facepalm again and scream 'I do it again!!!!!' and then I slap the knee..

there are truly some desperate people in this world. were I a man, I would rather have my penis shrivel up, turn to dust and be carried away in the wind that to even think of allowing it anywhere near the crypt keeper, not to mention allowing my mouth near hers or her twat

Be careful what you say here.

She may unleash her flying monkeys.

Dignity and seclusion are two words this ugly fuck should look up. She needs a body guard or 4 because every average man wants to throw her down a flight of stairs. When she was tweny and had hairy arm pits she would suck your dick for twenty bucks, she got worse with age. Proof no matter how much money some people have they will always be assholes.

But I have never heard of the monkeys flying!!! It does scare me that I think now they use their tail for helecopter. Whip whip whip around and shoot up in the big sky!!!!!!
FACEPALM!!
I never knew the monkey flying!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

But I have never heard of the monkeys flying!!! It does scare me that I think now they use their tail for helecopter. Whip whip whip around and shoot up in the big sky!!!!!!
FACEPALM!!
I never knew the monkey flying!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

dandi, marry me.

make sure at least one of her adopted kids is wearing and 'i heart madonna' t-shirt....it's in nanny handbook. she will cut you.

and can dandi run for office?

make sure at least one of her adopted kids is wearing and 'i heart madonna' t-shirt....it's in nanny handbook. she will cut you.

and can dandi run for office?

Nice going, try to hide from the sun. She doin it to keep wrinkles of her forhead or something? Cuz I dont see the big issue, she can just have another plastic operation if she starts getting wrinkles.. xD

The sun is winning...

Cant believe that a star of her size (erhmm..) can behave so strange.. I mean, come on, clothes with her own name on them? xD

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OH FOR THE LOVE OF FREEKIN' GAWD!!

Mad-donna looks fuckin' hagged beyond belief. She looks like Grannie Clampett for cryin' out loud. She should be ashamed! But barring that, the very least she could do is spare the rest of us the sight of her grotesquery.

The great British actrss Helen Mirren at 64 years old looks a 1000 times better in a bikini than does Hagdonna! Check it out:

http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/7/hellen-mirren-bikini.jpg


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Good post, but what's with the three times ?? Helen really looks awesome.

Hey I don't know who that lady Hellen Mirren is, but you're right - she looks way better than Madonna. Normally I don't bother to comment, but these pictures of Madonna are just plain annoying. She has issues.

Seriously, and umbrella in the water?

at least she's keeping that shit under wraps. mostly. can't believe that young dude is doing her.weird

she's trying to fill the creepy pale superstar void left by jacko...

she's trying to fill the creepy pale superstar void left by jacko...

Hey, look at the dog! And the cute little poodle, too.

She knows nobody wants to see her disgusting
zombie body.

Hey #18. for the record she is from Detroit Michigan and then she lived in New York City she is not from New Jersey. This bitch is about as Italian as the Olive Garden. She is an utter disgrace to Italians everywhere!

that young dude is doing her because hes a latino and latinos are menwhores that could bang any old creepy hag for money ! no one in the world (besides her gays fans) could find this woman atractive or nice, she s a shameless, megalomaniac, ugly cunt !
but hey,
look at the black kid wearing that stupid shirt *i love maddona* WTF ! and the other latino looking at them while they kiss ! priceless, he s like WOW, gross ! but i guess the money is good though, so keep fucking the hag JESUS !

BTW very nice swimsuit you old miserable hag !

that young dude is doing her because hes a latino and latinos are menwhores that could bang any old creepy hag for money ! no one in the world (besides her gays fans) could find this woman atractive or nice, she s a shameless, megalomaniac, ugly cunt !
but hey,
look at the black kid wearing that stupid shirt *i love maddona* WTF ! and the other latino looking at them while they kiss ! priceless, he s like WOW, gross ! but i guess the money is good though, so keep fucking the hag JESUS !

BTW very nice swimsuit you old miserable hag !

didn't she adopt some young children she should be taking care of?

Somewhere, the ORIGINAL woman called "The Madonna" continues to spin in her final resting place, calling to her son to stop this crazy succubus.

I can't believe she's wearing a shirt with her own name on it. Then she'll probably complain that she's being recognized/antagonized by the paparazzi. What a crazy old bag. She's probably in the ocean to feed on krill....

and dandi, you are most delightful.

#13- Hah! Yeah!
and
#39- Oh my god, she DOES look like Granny Clampett!!!....

Holy, those cheek implants look RUDE in the side-shots. Too much, man.

Look out, snakes have her by the arms!!!

Oh, sorry, those are just her veins.

Brassy assed hair. She really is a boob. An uneducated boob.

well well, it looks like whenever there are some pics where we get to look at those horrible grim reaper arms we see they are very sinewy and boney and just plain wretched!
are we going to get some more stupid fuckers trying to proclaim that her arms don't look like that. that they are photoshpoed to look worse than they are- BULLSHIT!!!
her whole damn body is shit! and she looks awful!
how many pics will it take for some to face the facts that she looks awful?
i doubt they will ever accept the truth.

Good luck for any of you haters looking like anything than shi* when you're all 51. I suspect this was for some photo shoot. Besides, if a girl wants to put on some crazy costume and jump in the ocean - it ain't nobodies business but their own. Michael Jackson paraded around with his drug addicted body in dumb-a88 costumes and everyone is like "He's the King".

Nanny McPhee

I can't wait to hear how "her people" explain the umbrella in the water....

I've seen Jason Statham making a better dive into the water!

#64
Since she's working out 24/7 i would have expected at least the same from her! Athletic capacities!?

Could there be any sharks in the water? She looks afraid.

That umbrella thing.She has probably seen this in Malawi.Maybe people are using there an umbrella against the sun too.

she looks like fucking gollum. i guess her true age is catching up with her.

This MADNESS needs to be stop! Who is selling steroids to Madaonna!?!? WHO?

When I was in college, Madonna was "the shit". What the Fuck happend? This cript keeper really needs to go away and never return. I choose to watch "Vision Quest" and remember the good old days!

Holy, those cheek implants look RUDE in the side-shots. Too much, man. Madonna vs. The Sun: The Battle Continues...

"Could you imagine if the water was too cold? "Hey. Somebody swim out here and build me a fire" or someone could just piss near her. Maybe thats why everyone in the water is on top of her. WTF "SWIM VERY CLOSE TO ME OR YOURE FIRED"

Reply to macca: Too bad she's from Detroit...

what happen to you madonna, you use to be cool?

I'd hit it, but her dick is bigger than mine.

You are all jealous. She lives her live entirely not like you guys, who sit infront of your PC and make bad comments...

Anyway, she does not matter about your comments.. That's for sure!

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