Aug 31 2009Macaulay Culkin is Blanket's father?
Macaulay Culkin's penis may have provided the sperm that led to Prince Michael Jackson II being birthed by a surrogate and immediately collected by Michael Jackson's lawyers. The Sun reports:
Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his "perfect" family.
The source added: "This isn't just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father. So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him - that's why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing."
Culkin - godfather to Jacko's other two children - has told pals he will not comment in public out of loyalty to his late pal.
I'm almost afraid to ask, but when was the sperm donated? Because I'm having a hard time believing it was collected within a year of Blanket's birth in 2002. Like Michael Jackson would want the sperm of a legal, fully grown Macaulay Culkin. Ha! Good one, Sun. You crazy jokers.
Reader Comments
1. Que - August 31, 2009 9:26 AM
Que holy *bleep*.
2. http://www.popduds.com/ - August 31, 2009 9:26 AM
Gross news is gross.
3. That One - August 31, 2009 9:28 AM
FAIL!
4. Adrienne - August 31, 2009 9:28 AM
*looks into the mirror and screams* AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
5. hey - August 31, 2009 9:52 AM
who is he?
6. ibestevie - August 31, 2009 9:56 AM
Sounds plausible. MJ just pretended to swallow. Then he put the donation in a turkey baster.
7. ROUGH before dishonor - August 31, 2009 10:08 AM
I would love to be a witness during the sperm request of an underage boy...
Story is bogus, "Blanket" doesn't look like she has fire coming out of her nostrils...
8. Aunt Jemima - August 31, 2009 10:47 AM
Blanket = homo alone.
9. Katie - August 31, 2009 10:48 AM
Umm.. correct me if I'm wrong, but if Macaulay Culkin is the godfather, shouldn't he get the kids?
10. HeyHey - August 31, 2009 10:56 AM
Quick, we've got to send it back where it came from!
Michaeljackson, Michaeljackson, Michaeljackson!
11. Truth - August 31, 2009 11:00 AM
Hey Idiots, Blanket is an Indian child. As in East Asian Indian, just like Hapu.
Zero chance McCauley Culkin is his father.
One hundred percent chance Culkin was raped by Jackson, though.
12. Hecubus - August 31, 2009 11:12 AM
Update - It's also been confirmed that Culkin provided the sperm that led to Michael's smooth vocal tone on the Earth song.
13. Ariella - August 31, 2009 11:14 AM
I don't believe this.
It's from the same magazine that reported that Eddie Murphy is going to be The Riddler in the next Batman movie along with Megan Fox as Catwoman.
Not a very reliable source, in my opinion.
14. LG - August 31, 2009 11:23 AM
@9
No. "Godfather" isn't any sort of legal arrangement or relationship.
15. Truth - August 31, 2009 11:26 AM
Actually, godfather is a legal relationship.
Its a documented Catholic baptismal report, though in Jackson's case its probably just make believe.
16. Hilton Hunter - August 31, 2009 11:30 AM
How many people donated sperm to Jackson over the years? And how many samples did he guzzle down during cocaine binges?
17. Courageous - August 31, 2009 11:53 AM
Anything is possible... I mean Micheal's parents are black and look at them... And even if Blanket does look Indian, that could be because of his mom, not his dad. MJ kept so many secrets and told so many lies that it is impossible to know the truth even now. The fact is, whoever the real father(s) of his three children is/are, they no longer have any legal standing, just as in any other adoption/surrogacy/sperm donation. MJs mother now has legal custody, regardless of how ridiculous that seems. Hopefully they are actually raised by on of MJs sisters, who are young enough to care for them through to adulthood.
And now you have... my two cents worth!!!! 'nuf said!
18. Phil - August 31, 2009 1:26 PM
Damn, that Michael Jackson was one fucked up dude, chick or whatever the fuck he was.
19. Phil - August 31, 2009 1:34 PM
Come to think of it, his fans are pretty fucked up, too.
20. Randall - August 31, 2009 1:39 PM
What are the odds that Macauly made that screaming face as Michael lubed up and slammed his arm elbow deep into his cornhole.
Randall
21. Randall - August 31, 2009 1:39 PM
What are the odds that Macauly made that screaming face as Michael lubed up and slammed his arm elbow deep into his cornhole.
Randall
22. Randall - August 31, 2009 1:39 PM
What are the odds that Macauly made that screaming face as Michael lubed up and slammed his arm elbow deep into his cornhole.
Randall
23. Sam - August 31, 2009 7:02 PM
Please please please let this be true, I'll give up my firstborn for this to be true. I just want absolutely everything about Jackson to be weird to the bitter end
24. John - August 31, 2009 7:04 PM
Is no one else creeped out by the guy who looks like Christopher Lloyd wearing Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice ensemble?
25. Darth - August 31, 2009 7:25 PM
Looks like he was pretty fanatic in collecting sperm.
26. Galtacticus - August 31, 2009 7:42 PM
He was just like the Cuckoo bird.Laying their eggs in the nests of other birds.
27. sharon H - August 31, 2009 8:47 PM
Jesus, did I miss something or what? Didn't Michael Jackson have any sperm of his own????????????????????????
28. ds - August 31, 2009 9:14 PM
How did they get Michael's saliva out of the sperm before they turkey basted it?
29. chelsea - August 31, 2009 10:13 PM
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an
absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome
out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like
http://www.Sugarloves.Com what will the world be??
30. UPinYA - September 1, 2009 3:09 AM
MJ's death was a ploy to collect D.N.A from every single American so the government can do bad things with it.
31. Phucker - September 1, 2009 7:17 AM
It's easy to see that those kids are in no way related to Wacko Jacko. Blonde Hair and Browns eyes are not common among the African people.
32. LAGRENOUILLE - September 1, 2009 7:44 AM
WHAT THE EwwwWWww ???!!!!
33. GTBurns - September 1, 2009 11:38 AM
Given the fact that wacko jacko was coo coo for Culkin puffs, it is highly plauible that he had Mac make a milkshake for the vagina monster. just so he could create some sort of Mac Clone for him.
This is all based on the fact that Michael was batshit insane.
34. sweets - September 1, 2009 3:34 PM
oh sweet mary of god poor child
35. sweets - September 1, 2009 3:34 PM
oh sweet mary of god poor child
36. GG1000 - September 2, 2009 2:23 AM
What is the MATTER with you people, Superfish? Why has no one lined up some pictures of those kids and done some ethnic analysis? We need a picture of a young Debbie Rowe next to one of Paris (Believable, the resemblance is pretty strong, actually) but Rowe is extremely fair, and Paris has a touch of some color...is it subcontinental, Hispanic, black? We need experts speculating! We need more pictures!
Look at the youngest and look at Caulkin. Unless the mother was Sri Lankan or something, no way.
37. Narcissist - September 2, 2009 7:12 AM
MJ needed some Mila Kunis. That would have fixed everything.
38. Narcissist - September 7, 2009 8:05 AM
@ 7 - Blanket is 100% dude. Don't dis the Blanket.
39. christmas presents - November 3, 2009 12:50 AM
Who is he? He is looking just like dumb. Totally worthless i have to say . I just can't believe this .