Aug 3 2009Lindsay Lohan wants to die Marilyn Monroe-style

dear god

skank!

She wants to be murdered by the Kennedy's?

God just get it over with already...ill donate the pills

@4 - you dontate the pills and I will try and put together a batch of ICE. I have never tried to make some before but I am certain I can throw something together that will suffice. Maybe instead of smoking it we can get her to just eat it.

Is it just me or does she look like you could shine a touch through the back of her head and see it on the over side? Her skin looks like paper pulled over her forehead.

purely crazy

Someone needs to alert the country of Columbia of this news asap or they are gonna lose a valuable customer in the cocaine business with their sales numbers dropping with as much as coke she does...

Oh please. Go ahead. As if.

Encouraging someone to die or off themself isn't funny. Major thumbs down.

The most shocking thing about this story is that Lilndsay allegedly owns a home?!?! I thought she slept on Sam Ronson's couch! Either way, with all the shady drug dealers in LA, couldn't one of them motivate and slip this bitch a bad dose???

Marilyn died at age 36, not 32.

Psst...Marilyn was 36.

Thanks!

This is one of the rear times I support SW. This idiot should croke and stop wasting our oxigen.

Can you say histrionic personality disorder?
I'm really no doctor, but she doesn't fit the profile for a suicidal person as much as someone with a Cluster B personality disorder.
Sort it out.

If some would rather die, let them do so and decrease the surplus population!

Fati- Please see me this afternoon for remedial spelling class!

Ah come on people....Do we have no compassion for life? We may not like her lifestyle or some of her cries for attention but we are talking about a seriously troubled young lady that is wishing to die. She is in serious need of help...she doesn't need people wishing her dead!! Are we encouraging suicide?!?

corrected the age, forgot to correct the math.

23 + 9 =32

23 +13 = 36

nine years seems possible, if improbable. thirteen is OUT OF THE QUESTION.

Corky @ #3, you beat me to it! I came here to point out that Teddy is the only Kennedy left to pull this off, he's got brain cancer, and they probably won't let him drive anymore. Would have been a great way to mark the 40th anniversary of Chappaquiddick!

Those shoes!! For the love of all that is good in this world, Lindsay, STOP WEARING THOSE GOD-AWFUL SHOES!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

She's got a fivehead that's as big as mine

The difference is, people cared when Marilyn died.

Lets all push her off a cliff Thelma and Louise stye!! thats Glamorous too right

She looks sober, good for her. Where is jfk, the mob, sinatra, dimaggio, and a shrink. - churchdatingsite.com

Marilyn had three things Lindsay does not have:

1) talent
2) curves
3) Billy WIlder
4) JFK's cock in her mouth

Okay, four things. I'm with Fish. Become an hero, Lindsay!

Beautiful Lindsay should be careful.
Some of these perverts on here are so full of hate
that they might try to kill her.

She's got a lot more in common with Anna Nicole Smith than MM.

could she please? and soon?

except Marilyn Monroe seemed to like men more !!!!

except Marilyn liked men more !!...seems this girl is more into a girl !!!

The sooner the better, if you ask me.

How dare she insult a wonderful American Icon??!

LINDSEY LOHAN... you're not the face of America, you're the face of a back alley in west Hollywood. No, the valley.

#29 - Spot on. Both wanna-be martyrs, both classless and full of desperation.

This is common in actors and actresses, they get off on the suffering and think a "glamorous" suicide is the only way they can prevent themselves from looking like a complete JOKE to society. ... it's just another way for them to be obsessed with themselves.

The sooner the better, if you ask me. But really, she hasn't got the level of class, so despite her efforts, it will be more Anna Nicole Smith than Marilyn.

I love you Corky-I thought the came thing. lol I really hope she means she wishes to die a beloved star...but I'm just not sure. I hope she's willing to turn her life around.

Lindsay-
On behalf of the gene pool, relevance, and society in general, we couldn't be happier.

she is QUITE the hot mess. and to add to all of this, the girl has almost slept her way through hollywood. just look at her list of hookups- http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

The chief difference being Marilyn had a few good movies.

What the heck? Regardless of who she is , or how you feel about her, that last paragraph is the most cruel thing I've seen in a long time. That is wrong, and there is no call for it.

OXYGEN....I pray each of you wishing or suggesting that this hurting , lost young woman die or take her life don't have children . Believe it or not , you do reap what you sow ; and these are seeds of hatred and ill will .

Would she please hurry up and get on with it?? And to apologize for all the drama she has caused ,she can take Paris Hilton and Britney Spears with her.

Haha, comparing herself to Marilyn again, what a joke.

Nobody will remember or care if this bitch dies tomorrow.

Oh yeah just sit there and be a fucking ass!!! I mean seriously encouraging people to die isn't a smart thing to do, could also end up with your ass in court buddy!! What if she read your article then killed herself? Or someone else for that matter? Figured well hell if they want me to die then I will? Thats something you could actually go to prison for... Geeeze... Come on people.. Lets grow up a little bit here ok?

All joking aside now. What happened to this young woman? I remember her early movtes where she was cute and energetic, "Mean Girls", one of the funniest movies ever! What happened? Is this the work of coke? We have certainly lost her. What a waste!

PS. Fati, you really need to learn how to spell. See Miss Grundy.

All joking aside now. What happened to this young woman? I remember her early movtes where she was cute and energetic, "Mean Girls", one of the funniest movies ever! What happened? Is this the work of coke? We have certainly lost her. What a waste!

PS. Fati, you really need to learn how to spell. See Miss Grundy.

I with #42 ... and #44 ? Lighten up ... it's that type of site, celebrity gossip. She's a useless piece of trash, a whore, a drug addict, a selfish cunt and a thief. It's called a waste of space.

Shoes are not her only style mishap. Heard that this no talent media diva was actually judging professionally trained designers on Project Runway 6, many of them with fine arts degrees. Lohan's lack of style and training should have precluded her from dialoging with any of the designers!

Come on! I like Marilyn Monroe too but this is pathetic! First, Marilyn Monroe was quite a comedic actress and personality and she didn't sound like she chewed and gargled pieces of glass.

Give me a break! You are NO Marilyn Monroe. And I also don't understand the starlet obsession with the woman (ehem...I'm also talking about you Megan Fox!).

Those shoes look like gorilla feet. Hands down the nastiest things I have ever seen.

#44
"Oh yeah just sit there and be a fucking ass!!!"
I was standing. How about everyone else?
"I mean seriously encouraging people to die isn't a smart thing to do, could also end up with your ass in court buddy!!"
No one was serious. Thanks for thinking of me as a friend though. Now that we are buddies, let's go fishing! Just don't talk about my ass anymore...it's creepy.
"What if she read your article then killed herself?"
Then her parents could say something at the funeral like: "we were so proud that Lindsay could read"
Or someone else for that matter?
Then her parents could say something at the funeral like: "we were so proud that Lindsay could read and swing an axe"
"Figured well hell if they want me to die then I will?"
Is that all it takes nowadays? See if you can guess what we want right now...I don't see no chocolate cheesecake yet...
"Thats something you could actually go to prison for... Geeeze... Come on people.. Lets grow up a little bit here ok?"
We could actually go to prison for wanting someone to off themselves? Were you alive during the last presidency???
Lighten up Francis.

I want at least one martial arts movie from her before she kicks.

"Lindsay Lohan wants to die Marilyn Monroe-style" - And we should let her. Good riddance to bad trash.

She is a scabby, disgusting bitch.
Get your adjectives in now before Randal arrives to say some gay shit about her worthless 'career.'

@44

You are a doo-doo head.

If she kills herself because of something that was said on the internet then she was one foot in the grave already without the comment. It's called a mental imbalance.

I don't think people are actually meaning that they wished she would pickup a chainsaw and cut her head off right now....they are saying that if she just so happened to have an inopportune chainsaw accident and she went the way of Michael Jackson then the world would make a collective *sigh* and go on with life.

If I asked you right now to please go kill yourself because I find you a waste of space would you actually do it? No you wouldn't because you have a grip on reality. It doesn't matter what someone else says because you understand that another person does not, or should not, have that type of control over another person.

If there is a person that listens to other people then decides to take their own life because of it.....because of words, then I say good riddance. It's the darwin way of life. I saw a turtle today trying to cross a 6 lane highway...most likely was going to be squashed. Selective thinning of the herd...cleansing of the gene pool. Sometimes it just has to happen.

GOOD! Drop dead ASAP! One less waste of space to inhabit this beatiful world.

What the hell is taking her so long. The world will be a much better place, and she can go get poked in the ass with pitchforks all night long for all I care.

Instead she'll end up dying like Elvis, on the toilet with her bowels losing control all over herself.

I'm sorry but she already has one foot in the grave why not put the other one in to

I'm sorry but she already has one foot in the grave why not put the other one in to

I'm sorry but she already has one foot in the grave why not put the other one in to

If she admires Marilyn so much, she should gain like 10 dress sizes. Marilyn had a BODY!

+ does she really consider herself as adored as M.M.? As famous? As timeless?

"cocaine is a helluva drug"

This post and these comments make me sick. Making fun of someone is one thing, but you cross a line when you call for someone's suicide. It's not funny, it's disturbing.

@19 - Yes.

Miss Grundy - Please meet me this afternoon and fuck yourself repeatedly. I bet my ass you can't spell half as well as I do in THREE languages. So you know.. shut the f up :)

#45 - Since when does one spelling mistake constitute a real need to learn how to spell? Are you perfect in every way? Then get over yourself, you moron.

If you, losers, got nothing better to do than correct people's mistakes on the Superficial, you should put a shotgun in your mouths.

55- you kinda turned me on with that comment, i love smart people!

Making fun of someone is one thing, but you cross a line when you call for someone's suicide. It's not funny, it's disturbing.You know she just break with a handsome military man on "Militaryflirting.c o m",so be sympathetic,my people.

The differences between them
Marilyn was at the top of her game when she died.
Lindsay is for from being at the top of her game

most girls i know love marilyn and have tons of mm stuff big deal. if lindsay lives to the same age she still has many years to come. hopefully she finds something more inspirational than bangin a president and his brother..
lindsay can act, something mm never could do. get to work bitch pay the rent!!

Sigh...she really think she'll find greater fame and love in death doesn't she? Just plain sad...I hope people in her life wake her up to the fact it's just a waste of life and stupid.

Why the want to die prematurely of pill overdose? Life is greater than great so long as your brain is working well enough.

Lindsay will have to invent time travel to go back and die tragically at her peak.

That is one of the saddest things that I have ever read. Someone who wishes for a tragic death is obviously depressed, and for her friends to allow her to flirt with disaster is even worse. I cannot believe how mean some of the people commenting are, either. Shame!

Lindsey Lohan offing herself would finally get her the fame she craves... Given her acting (in)abilities, it's about the only way she is going to get it.