Aug 26 2009Lindsay Lohan sex tape stolen during burglary

Que scandalous.

Cant wait to see it

They should put it on Pay Per View .

Done intentionally for publicity. Her career is in the gutter. Need to make the front page of the tabloids some how.

Stupid stars!
Make your sextape, download it on a computer, and encrypt the hell out of it! Otherwise, destroy it. So simple, it's what I do to all of mine.

I'd watch it

Yeah, I'll bet the dude in the video with her goes by the name SamANTHA.

I dont think I'd be that terribly interested in watching it. She don't look too appetizing anymore.

God I hope it is true!!!!!!!!

"included some very incriminating videos and photos"

Might not be a sex tape but vids of her arranging dog fights?
Hitting disabled people?
or I Know Who Killed Me ?

This Bitch puts the pube back in pubicity, I'll tell ya.

Intentional or not, this the entry to the next level of her Hell that we all have been warming our hands over for for quite some time now, no?
Long live the infernal Hohan tape!

God I hope this article is true

we have seen it all already!

Co-Staring Ted Kennedy; she killed him with her grassy knoll.

Thanks Linds! How am I going to explain the tape to my wife?

are they really 'tapes'? you'd think everyone nowadays would be using dvd camcorders, or something a little more current technologywise. i always picture these sex-tape celebs with a wall of vhs tapes.

All the money this whore has, and she couldn't afford a copy of TrueCrypt?

Eh, she deserves to have her private life smeared all over the internets.

Now we can finally see how large Sam's cock really is. Looking forward to seeing this freckly animal fuck.

Dude, I am so buying this tape.

You know those flashing, obnoxius porn sites that offer these tapes for $49.99? Well, I definitely be one of the dumb fucks that pays that price (and downloads a virus) to watch it.

I'm looking forward to finding out if she is covered EVERYWHERE with freckles.

"Here's what I don't get: If during a lapse of judgment you made a sex tape that you never want to see the light of day, why not destroy it instead of keeping it around for someone to find?"

Answer - Because she's a self centered, conceited, arrogant little dumbfuck. Either this was purposely done for publicity (I wouldn't put it past her; she probably sold the tape to Vivid & will pocket the proceeds from it's upcoming sale), or the only person she thinks is worthy of fucking her is herself. I'll bet she fantasizes about it all the time; the sex tape is one way to "keep the dream alive"...

Uh oh ... this gets better and better; more vile family members come out in her defense with complete bullshit about her character. By the way, what went down with the jewel theft ? If they had cleared her name, wouldn't we have heard about it by now ? For fuck's sake, she stole someone's fur coat ... she lives on sugar, smokes, Red Bull and Coke (and coke) ... she looks like boiled shit for someone 22.

"Here's what I don't get: If during a lapse of judgment you made a sex tape that you never want to see the light of day, why not destroy it instead of keeping it around for someone to find?"

Answer - Because she's a self centered, conceited, arrogant little dumbfuck. Either this was purposely done for publicity (I wouldn't put it past her; she probably sold the tape to Vivid & will pocket the proceeds from it's upcoming sale), or the only person she thinks is worthy of fucking her is herself. I'll bet she fantasizes about it all the time; the sex tape is one way to "keep the dream alive"...

So I guess we finally get to see if SaMANtha Ronson has a big ol wee-wee??

God! North American stars are so spoil, they need to learn so much from their South American counter parts in what to do in a sex tape...

I am shocked and can't understand how this thing happened!! Is this true??? Really somewhat strange to believe.

If keeps aging as badly as she does now, she will look like Grandma in a few years

oh yeeaahhh...
econobox of lotion and kleenex at the ready.

Sucks for her. Where can I watch video?

I think Lindsay Lohan would be a wild fuck. She looks like the type of girl who really wants some dick and really gets into it and excited when she starts fucking. I bet she does a lot of biting and scratching. Yup, I'm looking forward to this.

LiLo, nobody cares or wants to see your lizard back. Don't worry, nobody's gonna see it even if it does get released.

I would very much like to see this tape. Will she be doing the penis or will she lick rug?

I think Lindsay Lohan would be a wild fuck. She looks like the type of girl who really wants some dick and really gets into it and excited when she starts fucking. I bet she does a lot of biting and nail scratching. Yup, I'm looking forward to this.

she's worried it will embarrass her? I did not think that was possible

What the hell are "included some very incriminating videos and photos"?

If its a sex tape, well sex isn't a crime unless she taping herself with one of her johns.

"30. Dirk Diggler - August 26, 2009 3:09 PM

I think Lindsay Lohan would be a wild fuck. She looks like the type of girl who really wants some dick and really gets into it and excited when she starts fucking. I bet she does a lot of biting and scratching. Yup, I'm looking forward to this."

Nah, I bet she cries the whole time, wishing that someone would love her, cherish her and take care of her - all while she's getting rammed hard by some random drug dealer willing to front her an eight-ball.

Yeah, I'd hit it.

And keep going braless for the paps, Lindsay, and you'll have some fine ugly beaver tail tits shortly. Very shortly. Redheds don't age well to begin with.

lol .... I'm sure she's VERY VERY distressed that that sex tape might be released !

I mean, her "career" has tanked and a hot sex tape might just destroy what's left of it (or NOT).

Yeah, I'l love to see those Nat-Geo tits hanging low like a couple of zucchinis while Sammy hammers away from behind with a strap-on...*burp*...ugh, I think I just tasted a little of my own vomit?

nobody noticed she has a new lips??????

I can't wait to see this tape while i jerk it hanging from my belt in a closet wearing fishnets and a wig.

Randall

I bet in the sex tape she's fucking a dog... oh wait!!! yeah, she is!!!

@36 I totally agree!!! I can't wait to watch. As long as they are a couple years back the new Lohan looks gross.

Every time a celebrity house gets broken into there are always story's posted the next day about a sextape being stolen. BS!

unless she's shaggin some hot chick (obv not sam) then i'm not inhterested. and btw she probly faked this burglary in order to cover herself and claim someone else leaked her porn which i'm sure shed do herself to remain relevant..

Please don't let it be with Sam. Please God!

Obviously a set up. If there is no police report, you KNOW she leaked the tape and/or that porn guy that gave her that car did (with her permission). There was word going 'round she had gotten an offer from a porn producer. I wonder how much she got to make it. I hope to God she laid off the spray tan during the sex scenes. It would be gross to see that shit smeared all over the place.

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I'm w/#4. This whole thing is staged. Her father is in on it. These people are really quite sad.

Why this story is removed? WHy? I seek not only answers but ordering instructions for a copy for me to use.

QUESTION: What do you do when you're a broke "actress" who can't find work?

ANSWER: Make some porn tapes. Leave your door unlocked so that "burglars" can come in and find them. File a lawsuit. Receive a huge cash settlement when they are released.

If shes with some hot chick, I'd watch, but that Sam dude that she's with now would just kill it...

And you know what, 50 years from now, I'm going to fire up my computer and check out the gigs of home made stuff that I have produced to date. It's like home movies you can masturbate to and not feel creepy about...

Remember when Tommy Lee and Pamela's honeymoon tape was released? At first they were going to sue, then suddenly they discovered the tape made them relevant and popular again. So they settled for a percentage of the profits.

My money is on the security camera showing it was Lindsay's publicist and two friends who "broke in" through an unlocked door and took the tape from where she left it out on the dining room table.

Lindsay is at the end of her rope as a celebrity. She thinks that if a tape of her boning some stranger is released, it will put her on top again (like it did Pam and Tommy).

I'm warning you, it is sure to be really ugly. We all are going to see a side of Lindsay that should remain hidden, and previously came only in nightmares!

I'm not sure there is a safer place to keep a sex tape, than inside an actual safe, inside your house, which are (presumably) both locked.

HMM...... I do have sympathy. Knowing her I would not have been surprised if she kept it in her car's glove compartment so...

I'm not sure there is a safer place to keep a sex tape, than inside an actual safe, inside your house, which are (presumably) both locked.

HMM...... I do have sympathy. Knowing her I would not have been surprised if she kept it in her car's glove compartment so...

That this site insists on double posting everything I submit. Thankfully it was not a treble. And yes I only clicked once.

i want to masturbate while viewing this tape

Oh hell yeah!

She's an attention WHORE. This is a bullshit story; I'm sure she had the stuff stolen because she hasn't been followed by the paps as much lately.
In fact, I'll bet that when the sex tape is published, at some point she'll turn to the camera and say, "Too bad this sex tape we're making got stolen!"

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I don't know what's more embarrassing- her sex tape or my photos getting drunk... ;-)

Everyone has a sex tape that has gotten stolen lately so she just didn't want to be left out! If there was a sex tape in the safe I doubt anyone else would be interested in seeing it.... I'm not even curious. www.chattertonguegossip.com

Lindsay Lohan sex tape is sure to be hot as fuck with her pert little freckly tits which i would love to suck! I wonder if it was her chick friend Ronson who stole the tape?! WDYT guys?

Sorry, I don't do lesbian porn.

I'm afraid to get an STD if i would watch this sex tape.

Are there any Red Bull cans involved?