Aug 28 2009Lindsay Lohan robbed herself: Exhibit B

hmmmmm, maybe she ripped herself off to pay a drug debt?!?!?!? something to think about...

btw....FIRST!!! WooHoo

yummy yummy...i want a lindsay/ ali sandwich!

yummy yummy...i want a lindsay/ ali sandwich!

first BTW

i miss samantha ronson drama :(

And what about the jewellery that disappeared from that photo shoot in the UK ? What's up with THAT ??

I highly doubt Lindsay would ever steal from her own house. The media and other people seem to like to jump to conclusions because of someone who has long hair on the security camera.

Don't think so.

Lindsay, I hope they find the people who are trying to give you a bad name. Keep your head up girl.

Randal

p.s. why does she dress so SHITTY 99% of the time

damn, she looks TERRIBLE and i gotta say -- i fucking love it.

can't wait for all that stolen shit to surface, YESSS

Man, she looks worse than the before/after pictures of people on "Faces of Meth"

Look at these people:

http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/index.html

Complete and utter rock bottom in 3...2...1

I can't support Lilo till she come back to the hard and stiff I'm terribly sorry.

#6 - Randal - Are you serious?

The people trying to give her a bad name are Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo and some fella named Cocaine. Find them and you've got your culprits. The best places to begin looking are her liver and nose.

Wait till Liza Minnelli finds out Lilo stole her favorite sequined jacket......

This skank is aging exponentially - look at her fish belly white skin, those wretched looking hands for a woman 3 times her age . just a classic white skank drunk/druggie hoor

Ha, ha, ha, ha at -Randal-, you're sooooooo funny! Always writing so people can reply at your comments....see even I am doing it!
I am a big fan, keep up the good work and like Lindsay, keep your head up!

you better hope your hunch is right because if i were lilo (thank "god" i'm not), i would sue you for everything i could get if you started spreading fake rumors about me robbing myself.

i'm not angry, i'm just sayin'...

She's going to be doing a remake of "Prisoner: Cell Block H" if she keeps this shit up.

Too bad it happened in California because if she's found guilty she might only do a week in prison.

There's Train Wreck, then there's rock bottom and then there's a point of no return.

What happened to her? she was one of my favourite actresses... geeesh
she was so pretty and wat the fuk happneed to her..she'z look stink n everything
i miss the old lindsay
not this freak who took over her body

Hmmm, looks like Fish got spooked and erased the last 7 comments on here about certain...legalities....

Just die already in a dark alley somewhere. I hate this fucking skanky attention whore. DIAF.

she's like a math problem. if a train wreck leaves Bardot at 2am and staggers around for 10 minutes trying to get to a her car, how long does it take for people to take her picture and make fun of her pathetic life.

or Gawds sake..... only the rick seem to get robbed of the precious jewels that arent even their!!!! Once maybe..... twice....no way! These jewelers better wise up before they loan that type of stuff out to coke heads!!!

or Gawds sake..... only the rich seem to get robbed of the precious jewels that arent even theirs!!!! Once maybe..... twice....no way! These jewelers better wise up before they loan that type of stuff out to coke heads!!!

She's dumb enough to show up somewhere wearing the "stolen" jewels.

OMG! Look at her nose and chin!

I think she's being possessed by the spirit of Michael Jackson!

Or at least has the same plastic surgeon....

That outfit makes her look like an ass clown.

As a business, if you are dumb enough to give this crack ho money or jewelry, you deserve to be ripped off.

Nice scam.

Her homeowner's insurance pays for the stolen jewels, which Lindsey stole form herself, and Lindsey pockets whatever quick cash (or kilos of coke) she got for those stolen jewels.

Come on, give her a break. What that mother & father, what chance did this girl every have to grow up normal. I kinda feel sorry for her.

She might as well get botox now. She is scuffing up her forehead with all those drugs

Hey Full on Porn, don't forget the "Walker Brothers", Blackie and Red.

Celebrity Porn, Millions of dollars in Jewelry, if I found out that that safe had a PS3 I'm going to explode...and by explode, of course I mean rub one out while uncontrollably sobbing and dropping a load onto a picture of Spencer Pratt's skin toned beard. (what the hell is up with my obsession with Spencer Pratt's skin toned beard?)

Randall

She's such a rockstar

she's so dried out from all the coke, do you think she needs a line and a latte just to take a shit? if so, what does she shit, because she's obviously not eating a damn thing.

DId *anyone* mention that they would "hit that"? I've been coming here for quite a while and I can't remember a time when some intrepid horn dog would volunteer to at least jam his cock down someones throat. Has anyone noticed that except for some halfhearted skank-whore sandwich volunteer, there is nothing, nobody who wants her in any way. Not even a volunteer to piss on her.

That's right, NOTHING! No oral, vaginal, or anal sex acts being offered. Nothing - Nobody wants to even touch her (except for Randall who I doubt actually has a penis that is capable of penetration).

That's how low she's sunk in the last half of a year. She looks half dead - and the dead half is the better looking half.

hahaha i love Randal. i think i look on each post just for a bit of Randal. such outrageous posts.

I just love that every separate bit of skin in Picture #2 - well, all the pictures, really - is a completely different colour. It's like looking at a terrifyingly ugly paint sample chart.

My appologies to Randall with two LL's. (comment #34).

I was discussing the Randal with one L (#6), but added the extra "L" by mistake.

BTW - Randal with one L, your still a dick weed.

I'd gladly put up with daily doses of the "Wonder Douche Twins" in exchange for the sudden and violent death of this fucking drugged out low budget cunt LiLo. Why the fuck this bitch can't simply stagger out of a club into the awaiting grill of a taxicab, I'll never know! YOU FUCKED UP MY DEATHPOOL FOR '08 BITCH!!!!!

I'd llike to apologize for all the confusion. I woulld llike to make it clear that there is a huge distinction between mysellf (Randall) and Randal. Randall is a drug addicted, Woman beating, tranny lloving, skin toned beard jerking, clloset case, misogynistic, Certified NAMBLLA member who yearns to be beaten and spit on by homelless meth addicts with hanging from a lleather bellt in his clloset whille wearing llipstick and fishnets. whille Randal is more of a brunette beard fan. Again my deepest apologies for any confusion

Randal...I mean Randall

She is circling the drain. It's only a matter of time and she will be with MJ.

Randal - August 28, 2009 1:49 PM

I highly doubt Lindsay would ever steal from her own house. The media and other people seem to like to jump to conclusions because of someone who has long hair on the security camera.

Don't think so.

Lindsay, I hope they find the people who are trying to give you a bad name. Keep your head up girl.

Randal
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I see WHOREhan sychophantic sucks are now posting on this website. Randal, you need to open your eyes. Your girl is a drug addicted, alcoholic, sperm burping, arrogant lying kleptomaniac. She has the WORST reputation in all of hollywood; the stupid bitch not only stole another woman's fur coat last year (and had to be forced to give it back), but she also was loaned jewelry last year by a different company & refused to give it back; she had to be forced at the threat of lawsuit to give it back. She's a liar, she's a thief and she arrogantly refuses to follow the law. FUCK her; she deserves to be in jail, and I suspect that's where the whore is headed...

This is what addicts do, steal and buy drugs. Not so hard to believe, especially with this used up train wreck.

I have to agree with Sweet Plan. This smells like a classic insurance scam to me.

#44 you take that back. My little LiLo will never end up in jail. we all know she will end up in German scat videos for coke money. I demand an apology, lest I be forced to masturbate furiously onto a picture of Spencer pratt's dreamy skin toned beard. Don't think I wont do it for a third time today. that will show you what's what

Randall

Madonna looks good for 50.

Gosh, it sure looked to me that the pillow case she was wearing out on the town the other day was the exact outfit photographed on her security cam. Put a fork in her. She's going to do time for this one.

She will go to jail for this.

At least they serve three meals a day in prison.

I hope she realizes that she actually might end up in jail if it turns out that no one stole her safe and she made all of this up.

I'm crossing my fingers.

This doesn't seem like an unsolvable crime.

Just get a warrant for Lindsay's Blackberry and then call all her cocaine dealers (there won't be anything else on it except Sam's old phone number).

Tell each of the coke dealers (it'll take a while) that if the missing jewelry is returned to the store, a reward of $ 400,000 (or whatever they are actually worth) will be paid no questions asked.

That way the store gets its jewelry back, and Lindsay can even spin a story that she didn't steal them to pay off a coke debt.

Her fans will certainly believe her, even if no one else will.

shes lost her self in the gumdrop forest according to her dealer .

God.........she is sick.

She will be DEAD by Christmas...of what else...a drug over-dose!

Just don't take any one with you...well maybe that freak IT-FRIEND OF YOURS!

Now is the time to take advantage of her tight little body.

Her coke brain is irrelevant.. in bed.

Well, if THIS doesn't smell fishy ...

This could be coincidence. . . Ofcourse. . .

Isn't there any insurance covering this up?

I've gone from having complete disdain for this gal to feeling extremely sorry for her - she desperately needs help

She is such a dog now that she even brings her own fire hydrant with her to pee on, see pix 6.

I support Lilo on this one. Last year, this guy stole my car and the insurance company refused to believe I had a Picasso painting in the trunk at the time. So I too know what it's like to be persecuted!

ew you are all savages. this is lord of the files .. PIGGY PIGGY

This is newsy? I mean, don't ALL 3-year-olds have their careers totally planned out? I know kids today are slackers, but really. Come to think of it... Why haven't I been informed of Violet and Matilda's long-term goals? (see what I'm saying about slackers?)