Aug 13 2009Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete

First! Ugly girl.

First! Ugly girl.

First! Ugly girl.

First! Ugly girl.

First! Ugly girl.

She is so ugly. She looks like a homeless person.

What is that white shit around her armpit, bra???

FISH, you'll shit your pants at the pics of Bar Rapheal that hit Twitter today. She looks 10 times better than her SI photo spread

I wouldn't fuck her with Lady Ga Ga's dick.

Think I've lost faith in her.

THIS is what she looks like at 23? My GOD she looks awful!

She is pathetic # 9 for spending 2 hours weeping outside Samuels house to open the door...

UMMM the WHITE SHIT is what isn't being sprayed by her tanning solution. HAHAHAHA...looks terrible! She'd look better if she just laid off that stuff and stayed pale like she's SUPPOSED to.

I'm with #10. She looks 35. Wow.

Kudos to Lindsey!

For hiring a blind person to apply her fake tan.

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Lindsay's not looking good these days. On the the bright side, she'd be looking awesome if she was Demi Moore's age and had not had plastic surgery. Another bright thought is if you left me and Lindsay in a room with a super horny Spencer (Heidi's Spencer for those not in the know) is that I'm the one who would be corn holed so hard that I couldn't sit for weeks.

Randal

she's looked worse. I'd say she's actually making progress.

looks like she's actually eating again.. or someone got her off the coke for a few weeks.

They should write a movie for her where she's trapped on a train that's going to wreck and dump gasoline on her and light her trainwreck gasoline soaked body on fire and call the movie "Trainwreck : This Could Happen To Your Daughter". I'll tell you right now something good is going to come from this coke fiend and that something is her going green when she runs out of money for her smack habit, she will live in a tree and eat bugs to save the planet.

Oh no - just when I thought she was looking healthier :(

I so wish I was the one who thought to say "she will live in a tree and eat bugs to save the planet". It is great and not copyrighted. I'm stealing that line and basing a movie on it. Einstein has saved my career.

yuck. Never thought she was attractive and these pictures prove it.

The white is where her tits hung down when she was being spray tanned...lol....what an unattractive girl.

Great, so we all have eyes. And apparently Lindsay Lohan is the first person you've ever saw who is forced to wear fake tan (aka she is too pale to tan in the sun, doesn't just need her tan topped up, but completely out of the bottle)
This is what happens, it wears off in places where there's friction or sweat (elbows, underarms, underboobs lol) that's why people are still risking skin cancer to get real tans COS THE SHIT DON'T WORK

I'd put $50 on there being nothing underneath that towel, but I sure as hell don't want to be the one to check it out.

Skinny fat.

Also love the dark eyebrows with the bleached hair. LL - show us what color you have downstairs too!

Who's the chick with the nice rack in the first couple of pictures?

Skinny fat.

Also love the dark eyebrows with the bleached hair. LL - show us what color you have downstairs too!

Who's the chick with the nice rack in the first couple of pictures?

Honestly fish, no one cares about LL any longer. Not even to make fun of her. It's old, tired, and broken.

move-on-LL.org

Did she run into Ross Gellar at the tanning booth?

geez someone's looking haggard

Jennifer Love Hewitt thanks Lindsay for having these pictures taken. By comparison she makes JLH look young and vital again.

she is so ugly when she got older

If she did porn it couldn't be the A list stuff. She's too disgustingly ugly. She'd be stuck in those B grade fetish porns, under the category "Freckles" or "Coked up Gollum"

dumb bitch. Any director that hires her can't have any high hopes or real artistic integrity. Total sell out, and a stupid one at that.

There's someone in a black tanktop. Her hooters are SO fake.

Lindsay Lohan...bag lady.

(Can someone get her a shopping cart at least?)

She looks dirty but those titties look fierce under that bra.

Lindsay invents a tanning product that doesn't cause cancer
and the jealous losers keep on hating her.
Saving lives is a bad thing according to them.
They also are jealous of 15 year-old Ali.
Going through angry and afraid is all they know.

Isn't this an appetizing photo. God, it is almost enought to make me swear off women. Thank God you ran the shots of Bar Rafaeli. I wasn't ready to become a priest.

Wow, she's 50 already?

Lindsay looks like she's got that crap Kat Von D is peddling smear all over her body.

nasty

she's obviously thin already, but has she ever heard of hitting the gym? some muscle tone wouldn't hurt with the way her skin just lays on her bones.

Hopefully, the machete will find it's mark early in the film and save it from going straight to DVD.

Lindsay rocks!! I post her on my blog all the time, what a character she can be, plus she got a nice rack! ;)

Lilo looking very HOT here! kudos to the photg who got these on set pics!

i can't believe that's Ali behind Lindsay. Don't tell me Ali's gotten her implants already? She was flat as a board yesterday, and she is only 15.

Of course, Lindsay got her first set at 17 (in May 2003), and went from the normal flat-as-a-pancake Lohan body to 34CC's. After having her friends and co-workers laughing at her new full blouse for 6 months, she had them pulled and replaced with smaller ones.

The continued antics of Lindsay and (I guess) of Ali never fail to entertain.

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay - what happended?
Where's that hot, curvy, big-breasted red-head I lusted after back in the days of Men Girls?

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay - what happended?
Where's that hot, curvy, big-breasted red-head I lusted after back in the days of Mean Girls?

Haggard looking. I always have to double check her age on Wikipedia, cause it defies credulity that she is only 23.

She does have some seriously nice tits. But the hard partying is taking its' toll on her.

#35 you are a complete idiot if you think lindsay lohan "invented" fake tan spray. i personally don't think she looks that bad compared to what we've seen from her lately. she's doing a good job of hiding the fact she's a Ginger person.

oh lordy. that is on the set of a movie? is she supposed to look like a bad forty year old small town volleyball playing bar chick with a shitty fake tan? poor girl. she was so cute.

Her tits actually look good there because they're being held up by industrial-strength cellophane. They must have put her on one of those spinny things they have in factories before shipping shit out.

God, she's going to look like Keith Richards by 30.

Looks like she got hit with one. A machete that is.

where is her cigarette??

Not sure if it's the freckles or that cheesy outfit, but I'm turned on. I would fuck the shit out of that girl and then have Ronson clean me off . . . just a little girl/boy action for the afternoon . . .

I was really really really really really happy that they were making an actual Machete movie, until I found out this annoying fuckin' goddamn stupid retard was going to be in it.

#35 Lindsay Lohan didn't "invent" tan-in-a-can. Sorry to break it to you.

LOL @ anyone STILL thinking she has breast implants. Her boobs don't look bad, don't get me wrong! But that my friends...is not what a boob job looks like.

I guess I won't be purchasing any "Sevin Nyne" tanning product ...ever....

Looking good.

good thing she doesn't look so much like a skeleton now but she still looks so old and unhealthy.

This makes me want to cry.

Bitch's skin looks like wheat flour.... ugh.

I hope to GOD that is NOT a boob job on a 15 year-old girl ... her mother and any surgeon who would perform such a procedure on a child need to be shot. She has already had veneers and lip-fillers. For fuck's sake, how can one be so whorish ??? Frightening. If it's not a boob job, fine, but I've never seen such hooters on a skinny 15 year-old, and so fast, either. We'll see.

Lindsay tried barking up Rose's tree a long time ago and was denied. I was witness, it was funny.

Christ this bitch looks about 45. I mean if a post menopausal woman looked like that in the face *maybe* she could be proud of herself but what's LiLo? Early 20's. Septuagenarian crack whores have aged better than her.

Rug munching really ages a woman doesn't it!

WOW HOT!!!!!!!!!!

Am I really gonna have to be the one to say this?

Really? Fine.

I'd still hit it.

And so would all of you lying sacks of virgin shit.

Rode hard and put away wet. Women twice her age look better. I ALMOST feel sorry for her.

I like her a lot and am bored with the bashing of Lohan. I think she is sexy and cute and way more interesting than boring LA types

@66 You would not hit it because she would be diving into a thimble full of coke tied around the neck of a lesbian. Learn to figure out what you can't and don't want to fuck and you'll be better off. @ 68 She hates your fucking guts, have a nice day.

Am I crazy or are those track marks on the inside of her left arm???

Fuck the D.A.R.E program, show the children pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her haggard old lady face, that'll keep them off drugs for sure.

Saw You Coming -

Hahaha. You couldn't be more right about Lohan. Not that I've read every article about her or maybe I missed it but I never once read or heard that she is thankful to her fans...ever.

Even Britney thanks her fans for her success.

Do i know these girls!?

I have always thought Lindsay was a disgusting ginger bread child. Those nasty red freckles and red hair skeeve me out. But to most hetrosexual men, bc her breasts are big, she's hot. And without a doubt, Ali has breast implants..trust me on that. No one's breasts come out from their shoulder blades like hers do. Just recent boob jobs do before they've dropped into place. That's kinda sad that they would let a 15 year old make a decision like this.

I'm an actor in Austin and I am soooo pissed that this coked out whore is working on something in my town that I wasn't even given a chance to audition for. Rodriguez doesn't use local actors in his films. Such a douche. If he won't use us, he needs to get out of Texas and move to LA. Srsly. I really hope I don't run into Lindsay Lohan on 6th St blitzed out of her mind. I might just punch her in the face.

She just keeps getting uglier & uglier. She used to be semi-cute; now I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick...

#75, here's hoping you DO run into her. She needs that 'greeting' from someone :)

not to be mean, but this skank looks like she has vitiligo...STOP TANNING, IT'S MAKING YOU AGE REALLY BADLY. AND WHITE WOMEN, STOP CHANGIN YOUR SKIN COLOR..AS IT IS, WHITE WOMEN AGE A LOT FASTER THAN DARK SKINNED WOMEN, SO TANNING ONLY ADDS TO THE RAPID AGING...NASTY, DIRTY SKANK! I'M 30 AND LOOK 20 AND I'M LIGHT SKINNED.

not to be mean, but this skank looks like she has vitiligo...STOP TANNING, IT'S MAKING YOU AGE REALLY BADLY. AND WHITE WOMEN, STOP CHANGIN YOUR SKIN COLOR..AS IT IS, WHITE WOMEN AGE A LOT FASTER THAN DARK SKINNED WOMEN, SO TANNING ONLY ADDS TO THE RAPID AGING...NASTY, DIRTY SKANK! I'M 30 AND LOOK 20 AND I'M LIGHT SKINNED

And she's famous for what? It doesn't take much to be a celebrity these days.
Especially not talent!

when i see pictures of people like her and paris hilton, it fills me with so much anger. They were given everything, born with it... never have had to work a day in their life. But they just throw it away and turn into old used up purses. If i were given so much wealth, I would take care of it and myself. But unfortunately, most of us are not so fortunate.

Her face is too old to have those nasal lines. The forehead, okay. That's just how her facial muscles roll. Having no waist to speak of only works if you have a killer rack & butt...Pilates, Irish, pilates

HATERS GTFO! SHE LOOKS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!! SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks good

she shouldnt use tanning lotions because she looks like an orange zebra.

not so badddddddd .......I think !!

You guys suck.
She looks great, very beautiful. As for those who cry 'no talent', she's a great actress, having held her own in with other actors like Meryl Streep and John C Reilly. A bit of the rails, sure, but she'll get it back.
Also, body's looking much healthier, you guys are pissed 'cos you can no longer bitch about her being skinny.
I'd very much like to lick every part of her body. But only after she washes off the fake tan.

Someone please teach that dumb skank how to apply HER OWN fake tan. Honest to god, does she EVER break outta that meth haze?

I wonder if she ever wakes up in the morning and thinks.... what have i done to myself?

i would fuck her she is still hot after all that shit that happen

#89: unfortunately, no - she doesn't. She has been/is/always will be in complete denial: through all the phony re-habs, interventions, and no-doubt- incompetent head shrinkers, she still thinks that the way she is is just her cool, libertine, enlightened, mysterious "personality" instead of the result of an inheritable mental disorder that she will also undoubtedly die from, just like her hero MM. It is very very sad, to echo many of the above sentiments. And yes, it is more sad even than the thousands of non-celebrities who suffer in anonymity, because this selfish bastard has been told (at least once that I know of for sure) what she has and what to do about it, and also that it could help many of those other thousands if she did. Instead she chooses the SELFISH path of self-destruction for what she incorrectly assumes will bring her martyrdom upon her early demise.

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she is a fagggg i really love her big breasts and i want to do things to her that should not be permitted under the law there is something really wrong with my father he is a sick basyou want to have sex with her you know it is damn true i hate the fact that my sistergg these whores want us to be the men with big penises

ffffffffffffffffff i resss she is the one who id going to go down as the biggest star in thw i want to have sex with her she is a hot piece of pussy i want to stri really love this song

#'s 92, 93, 94, and 95- put the pipe down BEFORE you start typing...
(Lindsay, is that you?....)

you know when you go to the beach and you see those 40 year old ladies that are too tan, and you think to yourself, man, she should really stay out of the sun? that is literally what she looks like. That combined with a corpse.

WTFFFFFFFF?!??!

Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete! Woow.. "For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful"